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@jackpot, thank you so much. I feel more special and loved
@idowuogbo thanks all the same, don't forget to block me by 8pm for the cake cramp. Me 60years! Thank God you know i senior you.
@natasha thanks alot. I love you girl
@sophizzy does my age really matter!
@studio cfr thanks so much. Jah bless thou
@bin gbagbo thanks dear. Missing you already
@ajibel thank you sha. Do you wish me to burn on my birthday?

oh, bin why are you doing this to me? *sobbing profusely*. Why are you leaving me? Why? *tears*. Ajibel will make jest of me, it will be boredom witout you. *cries like a baby*. You are leaving on my birthday. I will miss you die.

chikena!

jackpot:
chai, see finishing. My dear, you're a confirm soldier, a true son daughter of the soil. Walahi, na double salary you go tear dis month, I swear!

thank you oga sir, no mind that fowl figure

Idowuogbo:
Local fowl u b gayyyy y u wan romance my full pic , jackpot peniss dey dia swallow d banana abeg but pls no choke oo

My sexcie eyes dey vex u abi , dont worry dey sell contacts jus like my eyes go and buy your copy 

River gal wait o i checked your pics again y u tie scarf like d mad woman for Okija shrine 


[size=5pt]*as usual na joke we dey run o*[/size]

sexcie kini, you no go school? see the way you dey feel my pix, you done go there 100 times but na only once i check your own. That same scarf, you don forget say you never use the one wey reach am. No worry you fit block my for my caban by 8pm today to borrow am as usual, no let anybody see you o. Make sure you eat before you come because my food na for one person and not two. *tongue out*
*joke*

@ajibel would you ever leave infantry stage? Grow up dude!
Follow me on twitter @SpecialAngelAgy

Limhbiinfefmtlmaoolol (laughing in my head because it is not funny enough for me to laugh my a.s.s out or laugh out loud).

pardon?

you try sha. I forget my laugh for palour, na only smile i bring come room.

I beg close that public latrine you call mouth. Wetin you sabi? I no blame you. Later you go they beg for rag, na im make you no put your full or half pix wey go show clothe for your body. Even your shallow eyes wey you call profile pix dey comot electric.
*joke in the bar*

rakel05:
go and see your doctor

supported

@op nice one

Ajibel:
I entered thread to read a nice well composed dry joke but i-i-i. . . . .

i never knew you stammer. What a pity.
@op you have hiv positive or negative.

hmn, na wa o

Idowuogbo:
^ok u wan make we run joke madam , oya nau

i looked @ your dp biko na marker u take draw your eye brow

remember na joke we dey run oo

haba sis, no be the same marker wey you use na im me too use, abi you don forget the time you draw am for your face?

Idowuogbo:
Chineke did u jus call my efe a dull brain 

Now d joke have started dis thread go sweet

U go hear am village gal ,anoda question ororo gon don finish for your village see your lips 

see the way you dey embarrass your village, so na ororo una dey use? I use lip gloss, wondering if your village will eva get advance to know what that is called. Kai! I weep for you ooo.

@ajibel have you ever heard that jealousy kills?

rakel05:
Ajibel your two left legs dey worry you.

Rotflmao. @ajibel *tongue out* nnntoooo

jackpot:
3 solid points scored!

thank you jare

Ajibel:
@Rake,fartgbo,awglybabe. . . . . .im beginning to get interested in yo family relatnship, i fit be the emcee on that 'special' day. No vex,i no go bite una again

@jerkpot, go chop stone,no tempt me!

interested, green snake under the green grass.
Thank God you now realise you are a dog!

Idowuogbo:
^Madam al dis your stunts to revive thread no make am at al , your ogas don try it no go gree reverse so abeg posting fullstops and coma go beta

I wud surely find dat funny and entertaining u hear

madam i think you need a cool drink after a hard day[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=664423.msg9474868#msg9474868 date=1320338670]Dani moi 

Abeg now - do us all a favor 'n lock this hell-hole of a thread!

This place dey kill off healthy brain cells

Biko now  [/quote]you mean to say dull brain cells. If you think this thread is boring, stop coming, i promise i won't ask you why.

Ajibel i think there is a need for you to visit a doctor.
My sister don't waste time with him because he will bore you up.

smh! I don't have time to battle word with you please. Abeg clear for road!

jackpot:
*thinking. . .to minimize cost, what if I kill two birds with a stone by proposing to her so she can use my volkswagen beetle car as an official business car and my bungalow house as the furnished flat*

i will managed that

ok, there you go. . .flat and car is on its way. . .and yes you have breakfast. . .i guess it's also a type of break as you requested :Dok, 33cl it is. chilled or warm? ok, you can serve yourself anytime now since you're now a bar-t. you've started.

thanks

*goes over to the public address system* *coughs lightly*

[color=indigo]Hello house, in a resolve to serve you better, i'm introducing the newly employed receptionist c.u.m bar-tender Agybabe.[/color]

thank you very much. Our dear customers, i solicite for your utmost co-operation as we do our best to serve you better. I am sure you will enjoy this bar. Merci.

cool318:
, just waking up from sleep after a night vigil in a cele church close to  General Tompolo's house
strolls into the bar still with my pyjamas
Barman, i need a short of whisky + Fried meat, preferably[b] fried  Python [/b]

sits down, takes a sip of the whisky - my nokia 3310 with bluetooth ,opera mini and QWERTY  keyboard rings

hold on , its Baba Suwe calling me,
pls let me answer him, i think he has a confession to tell me,  hold on

i think you need a sleep after that vigil sir.

@Ajibel you are making me to notice your silly attitude.

Ajibel:
Very foolish set of couples

@ajibel, you know what? Sometimes i imagine why your chimpanzee of a girlfriend don't remind you to take your brains to the cafe, yet she claims to love you. Smh.

rakel05:
Agybabe take am you r good . no mind those bad belle,  frog in d geisha tin. 

thank you my sister, no mind that jealous frog alias Ajibel.

Just see the way you are disgracing yourself after looking at that chimpanzee you call your girlfriend.

interesting and educating thread
@BABE! for the ladies nko?

may God bless your marriage

iotama22:
Three-day Revival in Warri

When I went for a 3-day revival in Warri, below are the things that happened to the people that came for prayers on the first day of revival:
1. A barren woman got twins instantly
2. A jobless guy got 2 jobs @ once instantly
3. A guy that wanted US visa got both US and UK visas instantly
4. A lady without hands got 2 hands instantly

Throughout that day, God really performed many miracles… so, my people started calling me Pastor Double because when people ask for one thing, they will get two of that thing. I warned them, but they didn’t listen.

The second day, no deformed person asked for healing. All of them brought money, which turned double that night! Halaluyah somebody!

My third day, serious problem started as there were kidnappers among the crowd. They kidnapped me immediately! But, I was surprised at the way they treated me like a king. One of them (probably their leader) even had to warn one of his gang members saying, “Ugochukwu, if you let anything scratch that gentle man’s body, I go personally shoot you dead right there!” Ugochukwu, replied calmly, nothing go happen to the man boss.

They took me to one beautiful mansion, and placed N100 billion cash in front of me.

I asked why did that. And they replied, “Pastor Double, turn it to N200 billion, na the governor’s deal…”

lolz, did you double it?

funny!

what have you got to offer?

ATM? I don't trust those machines. Get it, i don't need the money.

bin gbagbo:
agy, dont worry about our enemies, my love 4 you will never change, i promise


i will buy you anything, just name them  it.

sure? I would be so happy if you can [s]change my wardrobe, buy me a car, furnish a flat, blackberry, ipad[/s], show me off to the world.

Andre Uweh:
A church ursher should be designated to smell the buttocks of church members to find out the actual culprit under such a circumstance. People should respect holy places.

please are you by chance an ursher?

rakel05:
ok try this. A teacher  asked a boy of 7yrs to make a sentence with GO.
Teacher: make a sentence wit GO
Boy; I wan GO market
Teacher; Shout up correct yourself
Boy; I no GO again.


          pls my people abi no bi GO dey for that sentence?

wow! What a joke! You need encouragement.