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Romance / Re: She Keeps Insisting On Having Sex Without Protection by Ahdunns(m): 10:24pm On Nov 20, 2019
Yea try this method,
Move out of the train before reaching the destination. If you know, surely u know!

Kudos
Family / Re: What's Your Biggest Fear About Marriage? by Ahdunns(m): 9:11am On Nov 19, 2019
muykem:
Na GEJ you won marry?

Lol.. Babaaa
I b real nigga o
Family / Re: What's Your Biggest Fear About Marriage? by Ahdunns(m): 9:10am On Nov 19, 2019
MedicH:


Talk about vin diesel and james bond. Or GTA san andreas.

No be lie sha.
How to keep her interested is the real koko
Family / Re: What's Your Biggest Fear About Marriage? by Ahdunns(m): 2:52pm On Nov 18, 2019
Lacking communication skills and been clueless on what to say and how to act

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Mobbed By Pitch Invader Fans After 55th Career Hat-trick(Phot by Ahdunns(m): 2:45pm On Nov 15, 2019
Any thing that concerns goal celebration,
You'll just bernado silva turning up really good.


He's one heck of a dude i like ����
Romance / Re: How A Man Sent Me Out Of His House Because Of My Saggy Breast - Nigerian Lady by Ahdunns(m): 11:35pm On Nov 14, 2019
Why won't i marry a girl with saggy boobs if she's nice. It's not like boobs were actually created to be standing till eternity.














But wait oh.... I really love hugs from girls with huge soft boobs. Especially the one's I'm taller than.
Romance / Re: Text Messages Like This Will Make Her Blush. by Ahdunns(m): 10:11pm On Nov 14, 2019
My problem in this life is how to brainstorm such responses to the girl and also fast.
Sports / Re: AS Roma Celebrate Nigeria Win Over Benin In Pidgin by Ahdunns(m): 9:42am On Nov 14, 2019
GODPUNISHALABI:
Is there any Nigerian player in Roma why are they always disturbing us?

Sadiq umar (loaned out)
N. Abdullahi (loaned out)

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Sports / Re: NTA Camera Man For Nigeria-benin Match Deserves To Be Sacked. by Ahdunns(m): 5:55pm On Nov 13, 2019
I swear... The coverage is too wack.
I for personally hand the idiot dirty slap if to say isabi am

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Romance / Re: Guys Have You Ever Dated A Woman Who's Ready To Give You Financial Assistance by Ahdunns(m): 9:55am On Nov 13, 2019
pansophist:
I do not seek financial assistance from partners, and I even consciously go to a great extent to avoid situation as such, but it is beyond doubt that if I ever need monetary assistance, she will assist to the best of her ability. A woman that loves her man will do that even without being asked.

On a related note, I have this deep seated feeling that woman customarily bookmarked any financial assistance accorded to a man, and she will loose her respect towards him the more she has to assist him. I do not want to be reminded that you gave me money during arguments. Women are not wired to cater for men. Although exception applies, the truism in the aforementioned submission can not the denied.
Then is it a must there must be arguments?? Jus asking
Family / Re: The Science Of Understanding People by Ahdunns(m): 12:45pm On Nov 10, 2019
How do i get added to this group
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Regretted Saying No To A Person? Why? by Ahdunns(m): 6:15pm On Nov 05, 2019
OK, I don't regret it per se but I've always wondered what if.

I met a "perfect stranger" once, it was when I was about 17 or 18 years old. It was the school holidays & I was going back to my hometown, to spend time with relatives. My sister dropped me off at the bus terminus & I boarded my bus, really not looking forward to the long journey ahead. I was sitting alone, the seat next to me was empty & I put a bag on it on purpose because I didn't feel like small talk with whomever was going to sit next to me. The bus moved from one city to the next, it was there that he boarded the bus. There was not that much available space inside, so I had to give up "my" other seat. I didn't even look up to see who was sitting next to me, I was feeling that much antisocial at the time tongue

A very long moment of silence between us went, but then he broke the ice by asking if it was my 1st time going to EL. I told him no I was born there. He admitted it was his 1st time & that he was going there to meet his brother. The conversation soon moved on to other general things. We were no longer strangers. He talked a lot lol. As he spoke, I was busy "studying" him. He was attractive wink

Long story short, he did some things for me during our trip, that really touched me to the core. 1) was when the bus stopped so we could all stretch some legs & buy refreshments. I've bought food before I boarded the bus but I didn't buy anything to drink. I planned to buy some juice at the place where it stopped. But it was dark & freezing cold outside, so I didn't feel like going outside the heated bus. He said he wanted to buy airtime at the convenient store & asked if I needed anything. I gave him money to bring me some juice. To my surprise, he came back with so many things, he could barely hold them. He gave me back my money & said everything he bought was for me, his "new friend". I almost cried. Honestly, I'm easily touched by random acts of kindness. I was really digging him at this point, just not in a BF/GF kind of way. Anyway, the next morning we arrived at my hometown. It was raining hard.This guy quickly bought an umbrella & we huddled under it like a couple grin I told him I was gonna go catch my taxi home, but he begged me to wait with him. His brother was coming to fetch him. Since he's been good to me & it was his 1st time, I decided to sit with him until his brother arrived. When his brother arrived, he offered to drop me home. Amazingly, we were going to the same part of the city, so it wasn't going to be an inconvenience on their part. His brother told me he had to 1st drop groceries at his house as some things were going to melt. I had no problem going with them because he was talking to his wife on the phone, so I knew I was safe going with them to their house. OMG, when we got there, the wife made such a huge fuss over me. She thought I was the younger brother's GF lol. I explained that we met at the bus, she said but you make such a cute couple blah blah blah grin She said no you can't go home now, you have to come in for breakfast etc. I spent almost 3 hours with them. They were such a lovely family & they treated me like family too. Later they dropped me off at home. I saw them again 2 or 3 times after. I was invited to a party they were throwing. The "boo" gave me his cell number, but I didn't have a phone at the time, so we kinda lost touch that way.

I will never forget those people for as long as I live. Plus I was at a dark place in life at the time, so they really made me feel like I was human, yanno.
Damn.... You almost made me cry!

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Sports / Re: Golden Boy Award: Samuel Chukwueze Snubbed As FIFA Releases Nominees by Ahdunns(m): 7:28am On Oct 16, 2019
A very tricky one here.....
Joao felix is exceptionally good his kind of ball is slow paced but vey lovely to watch.

when you watch jadon sancho.... Mehnnnnn football flows in his veins, has speed,accuracy too

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Romance / Re: Ladies, How Many Dicks Have Entered Your Pvssy This Year? by Ahdunns(m): 10:40pm On Oct 12, 2019
DonroxyII:
This is a social forum not your room !!

I don't care about your ranting, if you have problem with Prostitutes be civil and open a thread about it ...... This thread is about how many dick enter your vagina this year , if you can't answer that just read and ignore !!

spreading mat here and constituting a nuisance thinking you are a freedom fighter is absurd and madness !!

The dude keep replying you to create a counter thread which is a civil response to your nuisance but I think you have some offline problems you wanna vent on this thread .... It is not necessary lady !! If you think the thread is Offensive kindly alert the mod to shut it down!! That is more civil !!

Catch fun or gerrout!! ..... No need to fight or feel judged ....

if a thread of this nature is created by a female, you will see boys running their mouth and possibly "no one" will feel judged, prejudged or post judged....

You don't really need to play victim cards over something as silly as this thread !!

3 bottles of ciroc for this Man...
U are spilling real stuff sir..

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Romance / Re: TEENAGE LOVE; How Many Of You Did This When Growing Up? by Ahdunns(m): 10:34pm On Oct 12, 2019
LOMBARDY:
When I remember things like this I get provoked because I didn't do them angry

I was the brilliant and overly religious child every parents wanted their child to be angry

Now ask me how far undecided

Aw fa.....
I bilieve say u don turn chronic introvert b dat oo

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Romance / Re: TEENAGE LOVE; How Many Of You Did This When Growing Up? by Ahdunns(m): 10:33pm On Oct 12, 2019
killmods:

That time world never to spoil na and we still be children... i dey talk 20 something years ago. But even now sometimes u can be on the phone for 10-15 min depending on how u and her vibe.. Sometimes ooh when u no get something important like weekends

Hahaha no be lie sha...
20 smthin yrs Ago ��
Bro u don be real G.O.A.T e don tey ooo. Lol

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Romance / Re: TEENAGE LOVE; How Many Of You Did This When Growing Up? by Ahdunns(m): 8:17pm On Oct 12, 2019
killmods:
Umm nope we had landlines back then & i could be on the phone with my sec sch sweet heart for hours not minding how my dad pays the nitel bill. Provided i can talk nonsense with her smiley

Abeg how una de take talk to to girl 4 hours na.
Wetin b d secret ingredient. Jus wanna knw!

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Romance / Re: Are Tall Ladies Sexier Than Short Ladies? Why Do Nigerian Men Like Tall Ladies by Ahdunns(m): 8:07pm On Oct 12, 2019
solomonbrown64:
....... Big assets like the chest and behind look better on a tall woman particularly one with long legs. You can't compare the hourglass figure on a short woman to that of a tall woman. The appeal is quite different. A tall woman with wide hips dey scatter head abeg, make una forget story.

G. Damn it.......
I almost cried mehn.....

This is just the best answer bro.

Whenever i see a tall girl with wide hips, i just appreciate God for his craftsmanship cus the endowment no b 4rm here.

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Romance / Re: Are Tall Ladies Sexier Than Short Ladies? Why Do Nigerian Men Like Tall Ladies by Ahdunns(m): 8:03pm On Oct 12, 2019
In samuel l. Jackson's voice.....

I loooove tall girls, mother-fucker.

I'm tall myself.
Sports / Re: Breaking: I Would Love To Coach Chelsea FC, When I Retire Says Mike. by Ahdunns(m): 10:13am On Oct 12, 2019
Why you de call im name say mike instead of mikel?......

Are you the one that Born IT!
Sports / Re: Etebo Pulls Out Of Super Eagles' Squad Against Brazil Due To Visa Problem by Ahdunns(m): 10:41pm On Oct 11, 2019
OkunrinMeta:


So if I go get Benin passport na, with fake name, I go fit entre Singapore?

Culture / Re: Tiv "Mamiwater" Masquerade of Benue State by Ahdunns(m): 12:12am On Oct 11, 2019
midnighter:


Cool smiley but what did they think was demonic about it?


Is it really in the nature of a mamiwater/ female masquerade to charge?
.

The custome used by the dancers are sometimes scary.... Especially the masks, which are made to look as if it were a real mamiwater's face, which bears a crown..


Also it is not in the mamiwater's masquerade nature to charge, but It is done just 4 the entertainment purpose.


Lastly.... I think the video on your thread is that of the "swange dance/kwaghir"(entertainment) and not that of the masquerade stuff.
Gaming / Re: HELP: Gaming Enquires by Ahdunns(m): 11:52pm On Oct 10, 2019
crafteck:

What system
Android phone (infinix hot 5 lite).
Culture / Re: Tiv "Mamiwater" Masquerade of Benue State by Ahdunns(m): 5:46pm On Oct 08, 2019
The masquerade dance is just a form of entertainment employed by the tiv people.

I happen to have witnessed it when i was a lil younger. There was a man near my area that usually performed the dance. Many people would gather to watch the performance. He'll be dancing to the music and may sometimes charge at people in other to make them panic. Most people often said that the masquerade is an actual spirit that possesses supernatural power.

Growing up our parents forbade us from watching it, bcus they thought it was a demonic stuff.

I'll contact the man to get more info.
Celebrities / Re: 'Your Father Is Dumb' - Zlatan Ibile Blasts Troll Who Predicted His Next Song by Ahdunns(m): 2:05pm On Oct 08, 2019
Jayslicky:
Only a fool insults another person parents.

I pray God turns you into a pastor sharply, so you can propagate your message in boarding schools across nigeria soon.
Sports / Re: Athletic Bilbao Or Athletico Bilbao Which Is Correct. by Ahdunns(m): 12:47pm On Oct 08, 2019
Is like e never tey when u bin start to watch ball o.
The stuff na athletico bilbao na
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Leaving Church With Girlfriend, Georgina Rodriguez (Photos) by Ahdunns(m): 11:54pm On Oct 07, 2019
midnighter:
no im an igbo

are you asking about my thread? I just like that masquerade step...you can even watch it without sound and its still so interesting

Are you a tiv?
Yes I'm Tiv
Wow so interesting that you like it.

U ever came in contact with any yet?
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Leaving Church With Girlfriend, Georgina Rodriguez (Photos) by Ahdunns(m): 11:35pm On Oct 07, 2019
midnighter:


Yeah i get you...he's probably not thinking of it that way...if he has a baptism or something there he would probably dress up
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Corrrrecttt..
Now we are vibing together


Do you by chance happen to be TIV?
Gaming / Re: HELP: Gaming Enquires by Ahdunns(m): 11:21pm On Oct 07, 2019
Please
I need a working link, wer i can download konami pes 2019 for offline (andriod)
Jus so mad about this game but can't play it online tho.. Anyone who has it can contact me.

Team_freemode
Legout!
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Leaving Church With Girlfriend, Georgina Rodriguez (Photos) by Ahdunns(m): 11:16pm On Oct 07, 2019
midnighter:


Of course...people should be encouraged to come as they are..church is not for perfect people

The ones wearing the highest suit and tie are even the evil ones

Yeah what you said is very true....

The place called church is for God's children,both the poor or the rich. But given a case scenario where someone decides to put on those tight red shorts(like ronaldo's fiance) to church be it sunday service or wedding program is somewhat un called for. We don't go to church dressed as if we're going for a music video shot naw.... Abeg try understand.

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