₦airaland Forum

emperorchedda:
Wike should end this killing ASAP. He has bitten more than he can chew.

You mustn't win all of Rivers for Christ's sake

Go to Kano and tell APC that see if you'll be alive to say trash on Nairaland. I wonder children of nowadays analyse politics

makabulchi:
PAD 401 and PAD 204

You're there bro, even the borrowed courses from ACC and BUS,STATICS and the rest, we touched every where, but people doesn't seem to know

Rexsul:
1. Dentistry: they do medical courses in addition to their main courses.
2. Vetinary medicine: You have got to study different species of animal. Animals will never tell you what's wrong with them
3. Medicine and surgery: we are all aware of this course
4. Pharmacy: those that study this course are called Men Of honour... Pharm. Chem, pharmacognosy hmmm OK o
5. All Engineering: hailing the Engine Boys
6. Biochemistry: Forget it guys, a Biochemist is naturally ahead of you.
7. Physics: I pity those Schrödinger guys
8. Chemistry: you can't beat the reach
9. Law: those guys they Jack die
10. Add yours

Public Administration

GurlFriend:
After online news outlet Sahara Reporters broke the news of Central Bank of Nigeria's alleged illegal hiring of 91 people, there have been mixed to negative reactions from the citizenry. To see the full list, click HERE

In the midst of the ongoing debates, names of alleged beneficiaries of the illegal hires are beginning to emerge. Recall that CBN allegedly often went to great lengths, including tweaking the names of recruits, in order to hide the identities of beneficiaries of politically motivated recruitment.

Often the CBN used the beneficiaries’ first names and their father’s middle names to hide their real identities. For instance, the bank listed Maryam Atiku as “Maryam Abubakar.”

See below


https://twitter.com/hashtag/cbnillegalhires?f=images&vertical=default&src=hash

This country shaa

JAZES:
More

And you want Pa Buhari to leave leadership in the hands of these fellows called naija youths

MrPresident1:
[size=20pt]Aswear we should all stop going to school abeg, whish kind of sheating is this [/size]

My brother sch na scam!

pretydiva:
Joy of motherhood. Can't wait 2 start having mine . God pls bless me wit cute kids. Amen

And who will God use in making this prayer come true? The men! So give it up for us

Sheraton hotel hmmmmmm, RIP shaaa the rich cry too

seunny4lif:
RIP
See the last post
" You want to bring me down, I bet you try it"
Who so ever the message is for has successful try it and won now
May God protect us all

He dared. RIP to de dead

jonaifame22:
Lord help me let my wedding day be glamorous and my marriage sweet, IJN

If u're a civil servant den u've 2 stop dreaming abt a wedin of such, but if u mst dream about it den ask dat guy close to ur area who drives expensive cars but he doesn't go to work wat he does is to on generator n stay indoors all tru de day,be humble and ask him to show u de way fwd. Money comes to dos who are brave!

misspicy:
see fine pikin.


maybe Timaya should make me a baby mama,I can give him a finer pikin

Can u say dis wen he was a plantain seller? U wan reap wia u no sow abi? My frnd go n meet ur bf, no de show ursef 4 public osiso

anath:
Rochas will not even read it self.... the guy that wrote the letter tried sha,he get time.

He will see it, no doubt, but won't act on it.

rheether:
I am fed up with the Catholic church..

Use the next door,the have trillions of worshipers

otokx:
Unfortunately ASUU may not comment on this matter as its alleged the sacked VCs did not allow establishment of any union in their universities.

Yea you're right and made a lot sense in your observation, but I want equally tell you that such unions like ASUU are established after five or thereabout years of existence of the institution.

celebgists:
SEE MORE PHOTOS AND HOW THEY HAD FUN HERE


http://celebgists.com/flavour-and-phyno-playing-video-games/

Eze Nnunu abuo

AN OPEN LETTER TO ROCHAS ANAYO OKOROCHA, THE EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR OF IMO STATE
Warmest greetings your Excellence Sir,
I will say that this letter is a letter that is long over due, it is a letter that is supposed to come before now,but due to the trust i have built in you over the years, i decided to wait while i observe they numerous plights and complains by your subjects.
This letter could also be seen as a child of necessity after i became satisfied with the convictions of the realities behind the complains of your subjects and they are nothing but the truth.
Your Excellence,it will interest you to know that i was born and raised in Imo before i left to a state in the north central to acquire a degree certificate and as such i will also want to inform you that i'm very conversant with most of the happenings in the state as regards to governance and politics.
Prior to your emergence as governor of our dear state in 2011, imolites witnessed political disasters and lacuna in good governance,it was quite unfortunate that the past governor before you was in no way close in providing our needs as a people. Collectively we all fasted and prayed with the helps of clergymen in the state,in one voice we asked God to come to our rescue.

In God's divine answer to our prayers,the next morning we were greeted with newspaper headlines that an Abuja politician,an illustrious son of igbo land and a Philanthropist who goes by the name Rochas Okorocha has decided to come back and join the tussle for number one citizen in the state for the upcoming 2011 guber race.

With our faces full of surprises,we whispered to ourselves in low tone because of fear of the unknown at the news paper stand,and we said"so God still remembered us by providing a messiah at this hour and in such a short time we prayed to him" with great joy in our hearts we all departed to our various homes to break the good news,i could recall the tears of joy that dropped down to my neighbors cheeks when i broke the news of your intention to run for the guber race.

Your Excellence,you'll agree with me that your election in 2011 was won with a landslide victory courtesy of the masses both home and abroad,the local government which i came from "Ngorkpala" played a vital role in deciding your fate if we must talk about the re-runs that took place before the election was concluded.

One interesting thing worthy to note during the polls was that those who couldn't even win state house of assembly elections on their own won because the contested under the same political party with you "APGA" so they as well enjoyed the massive support of they people,today's history recorded it that the power that be couldn't stop you from winning the 2011 for they masses were your stronghold.

But your Excellence what then shocked us all was that months after your emergence as the winner of the polls you tactically turned your back against those who aligned with you in wrestling out power from the then incumbent governor Ikedi Ohakim,this apparently was not a good beginning.

Fast tracked to the 2015 guber polls,the world bears the witness that it wasn't easy for you,the total support of the masses you got in 2011 was not there again. Like Abraham Lincoln will say "election belongs to the people" your excellence the people turned their backs on you for obvious reasons,and those reasons i could see you're not ready to let go of them and make things right. Don't forget that you might still need the people tomorrow even as am aware that you're enjoying your second term.

If i must remind you sir, you used to be one of the advocates of a true democracy and a philanthropist by nature,these are they qualities you possessed that won you the hearts of the people before your coming into power. It is now a thing of regret that those who bestowed their trust in you are now crying in pains and hardship under your own watch. You must therefore do everything possible to make sure that they people wishes prevails,so that you can write your name on a good slate before leaving office,because it is not late to change for change is a constant thing in man.

Your Excellence,you must see to it that you address those issues bordering your people,be concerned with the well being of the people and pay attention to the methods of work. Your recent face off with the members of Nigerian Medical Association Imo state chapter should be addressed as soon as possible,if not a lot of innocent people will die,innocent people who can't afford the money to travel to abroad for treatments and of course on judgment day the almighty will ask you to give account of those who died due to your inability to provide health care services for your people.

Rebuild your economic team,stop telling the world through media about the dwindling economy in the state,because the raw truth is that you came on board as governor when crude oil was still on a high selling point,so you've been the manager of the state even when things were rosy. It is a thing of shame sir with all due respect that your subjects have come up with a political ideology called "Familieocracy" an ideology which imply's that you loosely allow each and every member of your family to partake in the day to day administration of the state.

Your Excellence,allow the legislatures do their legislative business without interfering,do not make haste to become Oliver Cromwell of Britain, let those in grass root participate in government by conducting a free and fair local government election,instead of all this unconstitutional offices you're creating for your loyalties in different wards.

We must do things the right way sir,at all level and at all time,the great Mao Tse Tung said "In approaching a problem a Marxist should see the whole as well as the parts. A frog in a well says, “The sky is no bigger than the mouth of the well.” That is untrue, for the sky is not just the size of the mouth of the well. If it said, “A part of the sky is the size of the mouth of a well”, that would be true, for it tallies with the facts.


Your Excellence sir,i am not among those who collect money to write against politicians or public officers,but since you're my servant and leader as well i owe it to you to tell you the truth nomatter how painful it is. It is such an unfortunate thing that we don't have good opposition in the state as to balance the doctrine of democracy in our state.

I am anticipating that this letter will get to you or any of your aides who are constant visitors to social media. I am hoping to see you bounce back as the Owelle we use to be proud of,i hope to see you become a genuine apostle of the change your party uses as it's mantra,your Excellence i still believe in the Imo state project and very optimistic that my letter will give you a sincere concern to lift our dear state high again. Thank you

Comrade Ahizi Martins is a Public Administrator and a Social Commentator
08141188414

Disclaimer: Please no part or paragraph of this letter should be edited or omitted,but it can be shared by readers to other social media networks.

pretydiva:
Wat should I do wit dis photo nau

Compliment and admire it like the poster below,some girls sef if to say na guy de show us here na ur type no go allow us hear word

xnigga:
Whats the job about?

Enugu Electricity Distribution Company (PHCN covering south east)

Iroh88:
These guys are just being diplomatic. We all know the reason behind the outcry, and know the people behind it as well.

They are the Wailing Epkas and were angry because Baba mentioned Drug Trafficking as one of the reasons Nigerians are regarded with scepticism in the outside world. They feel that line was directed at them.

Even Tinibu sir

masterblogger:
Not sure. Am currently in Imo, nothing as such

Where in imo are u? This is a recent menace,ask questions people in owerri will tell you, their has been face off between Imo govt and NMA imo chapter. Abi u dey orange room?

Karlovich:
#Vanity upon vanity, yet they can't seem to let go of it
Rejoice all ye children for thy treasures are in heaven while ours is here on earth, religion will forever be a tool for slavery in africa

I wonder de music de are dancing there,e fit be laye by kiss daniel

axortedbabe:
Dude can dress for Africa..
We pay no mind to BS broda.

That's hw it goes wen u've a chubby body everytin goes and u stand presentable,not skiny....chubby body + money.......

tomtween:
Former plantain seller, indeed Hard work pays now flying!!
God abeg o, never ever let me to lack o.....
God bless our hustle!!

If God wants to bless someone he will bless the person,he doesn't work hard more than barrow pushers out there in the market,is all about God bro no stress,he locates all angle

Josephamstrong1:
Now you here, ever seen this type of egg? forget the camera, the egg is so "tiny". These ain't quail, duck or goose egg. It's the normal brown table eggs you eat. We call it Pheasant egg.
Now the question is what might have lead to this?
I'm sorry to disappoint fellow Animal scientists in the house that it isn't any of these factors; Nutrition, Artificial lighting, diseases, species...Nah.
This is temperature...lol.
Once broke a record in my layers exposition of getting an egg two size the normal table egg with this same species. How did it happen? Gist for another day.
Hens start laying in spring/rainy. An early or late start depends on the strain and age of hens, weather conditions, methods of housing, feeding and general husbandry practices. If conditions are favourable, some strains of birds will start to lay in August, while others may not start until October. It is best not to breed from hens younger than 8 months because they take longer to come into production and they lay fewer eggs. As a general rule, chicks hatched after March will not be mature enough to breed that year. If the late winter/dry and early spring months are warm, just as we are now. That's what you'll see, not as first drop but during end of winter.
Scientists and beginners in the house. If you've experienced same, share your ideas and what you think that might have lead to yours.

Moderators, no knowledge is a waste.

The hen condom burst so the sperm enter inside small

dammytosh:
Nice one.

Ibos are very diligent and creative when it comes to business besides their very beautiful ladies.

Sort out Biafra with Memorandum , intelligence and dialogue,

May be I fit apply for dual citizenship

Matured comment,nice one and thumbs up

dammytosh:
Nice one.

Ibos are very diligent and creative when it comes to business besides their very beautiful ladies.

Sort out Biafra with Memorandum , intelligence and dialogue,

May be I fit apply for dual citizenship

Matured comment,nice one

IamMissMarvel:
If you've attended a girls only party, you'll admit its super fun.

Y'all can be your naughty nasty selves without any guy judging you.

You can dance as u want, eat as u want, drink without thinking a guy will take advantage of u.

Spill secrets.

Aargh. Fun I tell you.

So dos ones dia wey wear black jacket no be guys abi and de can't take advantage,no under rate dem cux dem be waiters oh,dem get eyes too

cruzita:
too late ,she has one already

u never can tell,she might even be a virgin, thast virgin for Awka oh

Na Awka

Hmmm is he suffering from high blood pressure that you listed all that for him? I sense something

Vyolet:
Men have no reason for cheating, they just cheat anyway.
If a woman is beautiful physically, knows how to cook, has a reserved character, turns 360degrees in bed during sex, a home keeper, submissive, working class and she bears male and female kids, a man will still cheat on her, Unless the man is disciplined.
It is therefore safe to say, there is no such thing as wife material as defined by men.
A man would claim to love slim ladies,he ends up marrying one, after sometime, he goes out to cheat on her with chubby ladies, this is same for men that Married chubby ladies because they prefer them, this doesn't stop them from going after skinny girls later.
Women should still look good after childbirth, she listens to this advice and try her best, rigorous exercise, starvation, slimming tea become her regular routine, after all this, the man will still cheat on her.
Mcttchew, tired of ranting.

Biko Anty wen last did u eat egusi soup for one month without eating draw soup or the almighty white soup? Ofe nsala? Abeg joor,no de tink all dos tins b4 bp go come in,but if u mst find who to blame on dis i tink Buhari wil be de pxn 2 blame hia

nellaluv:
looking good

who is dis one? Nawaooo