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Hey papa Ituen, Iwajay is calling me darling*whispering to Ituen'Don't worry by the time I'm tru with him he'll know better*

Ma guy feel free to ask ur question O jare




But ask it in the right section OK?

Yes u could u but remember what they say 'cunning as a fox'

If I hear that name 4 ur mouth again Hhennn or 4rm ur fingers now which is it?

*smiles coyly*
Trust me

Hmmm

clemcykul:
lawddyyy father iteun u don't even know the sex of your children am a guy, boy, mannnnn i say mannn HABA!

Thanks for caring for your daughters anyway, @iwajay i bow small for u, @tope i trust my popsie

once u land wid all your entourage he'll come out smiling and he'll ask u if he can clean your shoes

Hey, neva embarrass ur pop especially not in public

iwajay:
Aiphie baby, why not tell Daddy what we did a few hours ago?
Bout rule7, tell him your experience in the hallway with me. you liked it didn't u?

O.Y.O

Good God

mimiko:
Aphie u made me drop my jaw
Y YOU DO ME THIS NOW ME NO LIKE AM OOOOO

Awww sori dear

iwajay:
Ailphie how could you not add OMO, DIRT IS GOOD![b][/b]

I forgot yes DIRT is DIRTY

Naijagurly:
if Alphie went through all this trouble to tell us to buy omo, the least you guys can do is try it. _{[/sub]how much is it jare?[sub]}

Abi O and e nor too cost

tope_teadr:
Aiphine please can i talk to you privately on yahoo messenger.

Of course u may teddy

And u there talking about bla bla bla, yes u, If I catch u, u go loose control

Clem, Mdsocks, Origin aw una dey?

@Iwajay
Na lie. He's got obedient daughters u know

Tell them papa, tell them
I especially liked rule num 7

@Clem
*smiles*

Funny

;d ;d ;d

Shuooo how does one begin to answer this question

Nice

@Migines
don't know for him O.

Can't see nutting british in it all but u can bet ur last penny it got me LoL.

You're doing a good job at keeping me ROFLMAO

Dat Osama get guts Ooo
Ehn hello asshole

Chai!!! Miggie what av u done to Ituen and to think that my poor Clem's in d middle of it all 
And u uncle Freezy how irresponsible can u get ? As for that amebo, Kronkykay he sud be taught a lesson don't u think?

Reasons not to mess with children.


A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".



A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."



A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."



The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."



A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood . Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."



The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples

Even if u want to fry, I don't want ur fried egg. I want a bigger bribe than dt.
Besides who told u that I have even written SSCE? And ure asking 4 recent pix not SSCE pix

LOL .This is embarassing.

Me I rove u tooo dear.

Nutty

;d ;d :d ;d ;d

This is a true and very moving story.
How do things like this keep happening? please read on.

A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in
love with a guy who was a cleaner.

When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not Like it at all, and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes
For a happy future. The girl's father started searching for the two
Lovers but could not find them.

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in A local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will Allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you love each other Truly."

So in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was
Dressed in white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the Other Side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died On the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only after sometimes that She recovered from her shock. The funeral and cremation was done the very Next day because he died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an Old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the Guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother Ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it.
Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in Fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash The Clothes which have blood stains immediately.

She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had The same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained.

Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady Gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something Terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the Stains, And the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.

She was very tired.

In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home,
Someone knocked the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old Lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up,  and gave her a blue box, which shocked the girl. She asked "What is this, ?"
And The old lady replied,   



NEW IMPROVED BLUE OMO Washing Powder, 
it will remove all stubborn stains!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! !" , 
 
I understand how you are feeling now,  But don't look at me like that!! ,  I'm also hunting for the CLOWN who sent this to me!
Please go back to work, Sorry No Vex .



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Yeah don't make war make the opposite

Shuooo GeeCee this is serious Ooo.

and fony