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Sad sad news
RIP Dube

His death is a loss not just to Africa but to the whole world.
May God grant him eternal rest.

This is a true and very moving story.
How do things like this keep happening? please read on.

A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in
love with a guy who was a cleaner.

When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not Like it at all, and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes
For a happy future. The girl's father started searching for the two
Lovers but could not find them.

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in A local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will Allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you love each other Truly."

So in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was
Dressed in white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the Other Side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died On the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only after sometimes that She recovered from her shock. The funeral and cremation was done the very Next day because he died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an Old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the Guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother Ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it.
Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in Fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash The Clothes which have blood stains immediately.

She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had The same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained.

Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady Gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something Terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the Stains, And the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.

She was very tired.

In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home,
Someone knocked the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old Lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up, and gave her a blue box, which shocked the girl. She asked "What is this, ?"
And The old lady replied,



NEW IMPROVED BLUE OMO Washing Powder,
it will remove all stubborn stains!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! !" ,

I understand how you are feeling now, But don't look at me like that!! , I'm also hunting for the CLOWN who sent this to me!
Please go back to work, Sorry No Vex .

Yes O sud she serve him a cold dinner?
It sud be nice and warm abi?

Hmmmmm

My people no doubt they r both cute. But did u just ask who's hotter?

Chidi Mokeme of course.

Busta:
doesn't Coco Butter work?

Yes cocoa butter, I hear, is very effective. I'm saying that based on people's experiences.

I'm educating not just you but also everyone who's been so interested in this topic that they visited this thread when it was introduced in Feb and are still here even now in Oct.
Also 4 those who do not know the poster but assume that she is not fat and that because she has spent #37,000 she must have used cocoa butter.

Give it a try OK?


Enjoy

Migines:
Simple instruction!

E hard man to hear.
Just hope e learnt is lesson. LOL

N/M, N/M, N/M

What do u tink?

Awww it must be really boring bt u can detach urself from it all. Abi?

Hmmmmm I'm curious and suspicious

Were u at any time a dog or cat?

GeeCee:
You may not have d chance to attend their burial; u may have to die before them. Thus you will miss the burial.

Is that my Clem ure talking bout

Clem dear nobody told me u were ill. Wen I asked of u they said u were fine bt I cud feel it in my bones. Anyway, ndo, pele ore mi, sori no sick again O.

English: I can speak too
Chinese: Ai Sa Bee

English: Of course, it's real
Chinese: Ye Hit Stru

English: It's really funny
Chinese: Laf Yur Ass Aut

Yeeeeeeeeeee very cunning of her.
Stop that theiving old lady b4 she goes any further.

I like them, I wear them. Chikena.

ayefele200:
how come u get stretch marks?, u don born pikin ni?

davidylan:
she probably has varicose veins and not stretch marks. Varicose veins can only be cured by surgery.

Please stop acting dumb. If u don't have anytin meaningful to say to help her then, please once again, look and go OK?

@Razzor
U cud try cocoa butter. Heard it's quite effective in strech mark removal.

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______________________________
OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
_____________________________



SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________



GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________



HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
______________________________



LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
______________________________



PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
_____________________________



DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
_____________________________

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______________________________
OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
_____________________________



SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________



GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________



HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
______________________________



LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
______________________________



PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
_____________________________



DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
_____________________________

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

VIPICO:
When u put value on something, it's more attractive

Very true.
LOL

Why nt do it in ur own car if it must be done in a car.
Besides where will u find the good Samaritan that wud allow u do it in his car whether or nt u'll pay

kronkykay:
can't imagine!

Really hard to imagine.

That one hard O
If there is no likelyhood of the traffic abating soon, lock up and head for the nearest fast food joint. 

U know the rest.

U rock girl.

In my own case, I was asked if I wud like to choose Sara or Rebecca or Hannah or Deborah etc bt of course, I chose to be Cecilia Ibru.

Oh my

Abi Ooo my people eat the chicken don't f**k it.
LOL

Oh boy I trip 4 you Chess players
and whoever told this angola fellow that I want to buy Chess. Well he wasn't refering to me in particular cos I have a complete Chess set and I'm sure most lovers of Chess do too.

Hmmmmm!!! he sounds really desperate.

tope_teadr:
Yes admin plssss do something 'bout it i'll die if not done quickly.

As 4 u dt wants to die because of Chess, go ahead we'll still play and enjoy the game all the same.

I play a little Chess. I aint no master or mistress in Chess but I sure wud like 2 watch a tough game of Chess.

So weneva u guys r able to put ur act together and start d game, I hope I'll be able and permitted to watch.