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NLNG though! Congratulations Saved2Serve! Hours after you are pondering your dream your email arrived! It is well.

We GTs pray to receive an email proclaiming that "your performance at the ASSESSMENT CENTRE has been adjudged satisfactory..." and we hope that "this week is..."

NanaF and LadyF, una well done. We are legion stalking that moniker. I'm not following him but I hit www.nairaland.com/artmedi.a on a regular

Worked with a big MNC that shipped FMCG and I loved the experience. Go for NBC. The experience will be vast.

forkadict:
I thank God, I got closure on this cos I just can't imagine it spilling into next year.

The pepper eye wey u go show ur current employer still dey collect anointing and extra tatashe for heaven. Heavenly pepper. Now you can date your "I fire my employer's" letter cos I know you have drafted it tay.

Congrats big man! Stay with us on this thread till we get closure

PS: When are you guys expected to resume on d "island"?

MalcoImX:
Call for them to be probed, not for others to be left off the hook.

You forget that this administration says it will probe ONLY the previous administration

gwmlogistic:
Have I mentioned Apc or buhari in my write up, I believe you can read or comprehend, I wld be the first to support the call for buhari's head if after 4years he is found guilty of misappropriation. This is not about politics, its about our country, have you ever paid tax, if u have then your hard earned money has been stolen.

Several other things have been stolen by the Northern hegemony. Remember IBB? He stole the Gulf War 1 Oil windfall. Why isn't he being questioned? General Abubakar? Fastest thieving Nigerian general. Even GMB hailed the late strongman General S. Abacha as not corrupt. When this Nation was driven on groundnut, cocoa and coal everybody kept his resource to himself. Down in the Delta they managed themselves with palm oil and fishing. Now they have Crude it is now "our" (Nigeria) own whereas groundnuts or cocoa or coal was never "ours" but belonged to the region

I pray that like Buhari and APC, God will deny his promises to you. Amen

Are we sure that's Uganda? The writings on that backdrop look Ethiopian to me

Cooked!

Hypo and SoKlin at work

forkadict:
I have even viewed videos about their HSE induction and a few other ones like when they were repairing the compressor for train one or something like that.

Mehn while preparing for AC I watched those videos o! There were two videos on Safety induction, one were a white dude introduced the safety (this one was older) and a more recent one were they talked about keeping petrol powered vehicles from operational areas. Also watched the replacement of the compressor(?) on train one. What am I saying sef? I watched the videos on those NLNG prizes for Literature and Science!!! Downloaded and read ALL their annual facts and figures from 2010 for added measure lol

I nor wan hear say dem shoot bird, na d bird mama come fly. Or as recently updated by those waffarians "shoot-bird-mama-fly"

Saved2Serve:
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Did you know that submarines from US passes through our waters undetected?

I cannot say whether they are undetected or not but I know that as a friendly nation, the US Government will communicate with Command HQ if they have a vessel go through our waters. I can authoritatively tell you that there were at least 50 elite US Marine commandos in Lagos before, during and immediately after the elections all under official cover but their arrival in the country was communicated to the appropriate authorities.

If there are unauthorised military movements within Nigerian waters and our Navy engages them (agreed we will be defeated) the bad publicity for the USG is something they want to avoid. They've got a lot of economic interests here and are patrolling to protect them

Geek thread on FP. ASTONISHING

WHY do you wanna learn ethical hacking? What do ethical hackers do?

gimakon:
Books don't show everything.
Videos do.

Books explain the theory. I believe a sound knowledge of the theory is needed before delving in. He's a mechanical engineer and I will give a comparison with a roadside mechanic (a technician). The engineer knows why a catalytic converter is needed in a car whereas our mechanics r happy to yank them off your car

A First Course in Database Systems by Jeff Ullman

An Introduction to Database Systems by C. J. Date

Good books to start of with.

Where's did the car come from? US? Put up the VIN so I can verify the model year

My crush of life! I nor like dis combo o

NanaF:
Of course he has a cut inside. I'm just tired. I sent a mail to the company for them to confirm by mail that the credit note was indeed picked up by our staff months ago. Once I have that confirmation, my decision will be easier. NLNG should send me mail o, so I can whistle blow and fly away.

It's sad the way Nigerians can run a company down sha. If it weren't a strong multinational, it would have run down a long time ago.

These things are worse with multinationals! Being a service provider to a REALLY big manufacturing multinational, I can tell you that it's unholy there. My only saving grace is that my services are consumed by a foreigner who is only interested in KPI. Other Nigerian managers do their thing the Nigerian way

NanaF:
Truthisout kindly edit your post and remove the quote.

I'm not sure you get my explanation though I tried to be as detailed as possible.

What this means is that he's basically dashing the consultant money he didn't earn. Meaning he can give the consultant credit notes he got from staff (which shouldn't cost the company anything) and ask the consultant to present it to the company and charge commission for it.

NanaF, he isn't dashing the consultant money. He is making money for himself. Or you think he hasn't got a cut inside the 1m?

zaragal:
olx has abducted the verfication method...so each ads has been physiclly verified and the details of the seller have been collected, btw i knw clone smsung, i dont anyone can trick me with clones but on a lighter note 30k is way to much for the samsung...go to computer village and price uk used u will see wat am saying....cchonourableseyi

I laugh out loud when u say UK used in computer village. All those things are refurbished phones (Oyibo refurbished) with scarcely anything original. The case, screen, USB port, everything is refurbished. As for OLX adopting verification, na dem sabi. The harm to their name has already been done. I CAN NOT buy ordinary PIN from olx

MosquitoREBIRTH:
Lol, You are looking for who to hold responsible? Since when dey born u, Nigeria never good, who you don hold responsible?..

Ekpa

NanaF:
...Cus the situation is specific and it's only me and him who do same work in my unit.

Please put the whistle in your pocket ehn. Just console yourself that you have sore throat and cannot muster the breath to blow it

Seun,
Very very very wrong. People have a right to agitate for what they consider to be their rights. Your arbitrary decision to muzzle this right is to say the least stunning. I'm non Igbo but I believe that if the Yoruba and Hausa look down on the Igbos then they might as well let them go. Unless you have received email from DSS then you must share with us so we know who to hold responsible if nairaland goes down or you disappear

NanaF what's the connection between your immediate boss and the consultants? If you blow the whistle will it be anonymous? Can you directly be identified as the source of the sound of the whistle?

zaragal:
its not a clone....check olx or efrintin or go to computer village u are still on the high side

NEVER EVER believe the price you see on olx! Fakes and clones full that website

missKiffy:
If it was a policeman would have said good for him, cause they do far worse but shes a woman never ever hit a woman

Police woman don fvck me up before. Nobi say I no fit take her o but I respect the uniform. For me anything that a police gets they deserve it. I does not cares if male or female

None funny. Just like a foreigner will not laugh at d name Oboroghenerukohwochowero

On a more serious note, I know someone in dire need of anyone who is VERY GOOD at writing business proposals. He is willing to pay to have an excellent IT Business proposal written. If anyone of you here writes or knows someone that does please PM me so I can link you guys up