₦airaland Forum

Rapmoney:
He doesn't have any more rubbish to say. Can't you get it?

With this your post I think you have given him something to sing about. Was it not one artiste that sang something along the lines of "Enemies wanna see me fall..."? Wait he go use your name sing song

IzonOwei:
sometimes i wonder if those pipelines were designed considering class locations or if those buildings around took note of the fact that there is a pipelines right of way close to where their structures are built..

The original design of those pipelines would have considered class locations as those places were sparsely populated at the time of design. People just build recklessly these days and fail to consider a pipeline RoW

Kirigidi:
Obioma! We Urhobos ar not part of ur so-calld Biafra. If u doubt it, call ur IPOB to com stage a darin protest in Effurun/Warri or Ughelli or Sapele nd watch wat our boys wil do to them. Just dare it nd see whether our pipo wil not flog nd chase u Igbo IPOB out of our lands! Igbu ri wayo na!

This your Urhobo, I fear o. Lolz

Money40:
is it the soldiers that can't defeat boko haram, or another one lol you don't know Ipob do you? Our plans will affect Lagos Abuja and Lagos semouteneously boming and all that I mean gorilla war fair , every must feel the blunt of this war

Loolz. Gorillas that go to war? Is there a fair for them? I know of guerrilla tactics and warfare. But Gorrilla war fair? That's a first

Vanilla is Search Engine Optimised and I was able to "hack" around and get the Nairaland "Featured Topic" function to be my index/frontpage. I found their forum really helpful. I'm currently evaluating two new ones I stumbled across today fluxbb and minibb. Both look superlight and fast. Fluxbb looks more promising though.

I'm looking to float a forum in d new year for a particular niche that's why I'm doing all this testing.

CircleofWilis, you come across as a health care giver. Doc or Nurse?

deramarks:
. I wud smile politely and say "no am from imo state" but if u were talkin to someone else I wud let d person defend herself

Fair enough that's you. I'm tired of yorubas calling all non-yoruba southerners Ibo. There's only 2.5m Urhobo people. We cant afford having our elites been referred to as coming from somewhere else

deramarks:
so itz now u dat want to die for the jhon of a man? Abi are u d jhon y is it paining u dat he was refferred to as an ibo man #some desperate nigerians ......but itx not my biznex sha

I would have taken you to pieces over this comment if you had been a dude but I'm gonna give you a different perspective. As an Mbaise girl, would you smile if I called you an Efik? Or an Orlu girl?

bilionaire:
@airsaylongcon

I appreciate you getting back but there some features I wanted that SMF did not have the last time I tried it (although that was like 4yrs ago). SMF seem to have better security than vanilla and phpbb as at then to me.

I will even find time to check it out

What features? Frontpage I guess. Well I just tried out vanilla and as I speak with you I've created a Featured page which is the default page for all users or guests. Mods and Admins can go through the forum and select threads/topics (vanilla calls them discussions) that will feature on the Frontpage. I accomplished something similar using a portal for SMF. For security I can't say which is more secure but I will expect PHPBB and SMF to come under a lot of attack as they are the leading forum software in use (45% & 23% respectively)

bilionaire:
@airway

Being spoilt with issue is my problem and the security of the forum. Also thinking of automating the forum for easy management (since I have a 9-5 job now and no time anymore).

So feel free to let me know if any open forum software is tops for you

Phpbb is THE most widely used forum software with approximately 45% of forums worldwide running it.

Others are Simple Machines Forum (the original forum on which NL started) myBB, Phorum, Vanilla, etc etc

mnairaland:
One can program in hundreds of languages and have low proficiency in all. I'll tell u one thg. Those.who can't program always think every programmer is a bad ass programmer.

Most average programmers think they are bad ass until they meet other programmers.

My exact thoughts. I'm still wondering how someone who can write any software with NASM will write a Web app

Dapo777:
Yes i know alot of medical students here on Nl. But what do u need them for?

Great! Im working on an online start up targeted at you medical folks ( nurses, pharmacists, docs) from students all d way to consultants

All of you on this thread are dumb fvcks! Not only do I now know your real names, I also have your mobile numbers. This is supposed to fvcking be an anonymous forum.

Dapo777, are you aware of any other medical students like you here on NL? I've got a particular interest in that niche of NL users. Medical and Nursing students or professionals

OP, to be honest with you I've got reservations about getting a custom built forum software when there's a plethora of ready-to-use open source forum software. They will cost nothing to acquire and have a variety of modifications and themes from worldwide users most coming for free. If you really really need something very custom you can always throw it to that forum's user community and for the right fee you can get what u want. My fear with going custom especially will our developers is vendor lock-in and issues with security and quality. I'm currently considering setting up forum for a niche market and I have downloaded and installed all the major available open source forum software. Most Nigerian forums want to have that Featured Topic aka front page functionality of NL. Most forum software do not have this out of the box and you most likely will need to get a custom dev to have this function. I'm not mentioning any software name here but if you Google you will be spoilt for choice.

SQLmastar:
sounds like a petrol filling station.
No wonder they are shy to say …

Anyways, I applied cos It would enable meet a damsel i have been tracking

SQL! U sef dey hear? The hustle is real fam. Since 2013 we don dey pursue DAT thing so tay we even follow dey hustle petrol station work

KashyBaby:
Now I understand what u mean
Well,y not drop ur number here and lemme poke u..

Ajebutter literally means "those that eat butter". Connotes those that have the easy life, born with a silver spoon (or two)

Ajekpako literally means "those that eat wood", street smart ghetto luving thug angels

Gathering of PDP big dawgs (aside Presido and Jagaban).

The last pic tho... Godfather and Godpikin. Na u sabi if u call one of dem Godfada. 2019 rehearsal

Gathering of PDP big dawgs (aside Presido and Jagaban).

The last pic tho... Godfather and Godpikin. Na u sabi if u all one of dem Godfada. 2019 rehearsal

I retrieve every irretrievable! Linux has got a HDD solution that can retrieve files even if the HDD has been formatted.

COMPUTERVILLA:
but the street guy has to remove his sim card right or would u take his sim card with you too?

Remove am by yourself. Abi hand dey pain u? The swap occurs when he's removing his sim. There's a prepared fake that is handed to you.

edogirl2:
The company is owned by John Obaro and Ernest Ndokwe, two Igbo men,.

NEVER in your life refer to an Urhobo man as an Igbo! NEVER EVER EVER. John is an Urhobo

sonnie10:
Take a look at Lagos state figure, that is an example of an outliner What the figure does is to pull South West group positively.

I never knew of an outliner in statistics. I know of outliers