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You guys should stop highlighting this forty years ish. Y'all by now should know that the moniker in question is a loose canon. Say s/he has been singing rubbish for the past x years was just his/her way of saying s/he has been singing his/her remix of that song for a veeeeerrrrrryyyyyy long time. I do not believe the x years claim.

Meanwhile my own version was terrible! The only intelligible word in it was "Uranus". And some part was in my local language *covers face*

And strictly speaking it's años (pronounced anios) not anos. And Mouriñho not Mourinho *runs out of thread*

ritababe:
okay i will go and date another person and use his money to buy u tab.

You are beginning to sound like a fvcking lowlife. First you say a Samsung Tablet is "just" a tab. If it was "just" a tab then you and the lowlife asking for a Samsung tab would have gone out to get it. After all singlet and handkerchief are "just" and girls like you rush to buy the very fake China ones (3 for N500).

You make it worse by saying you will go and date another person so you can use his money to get someone else a gift. Is it that you are unemployed or you see a relationship as a career/job? Shank h03

STFUareyouGod:
no, it's simple. It's just a matter of him resetting your password. Which Facebook will send to your email and phone number, when it does, he calls you up asking for the password link. Claiming he mistakenly used your digits for his account setting which you will ignorantly send to him. He immediately uses the link to set the password which automatically gives him access to your account. I once fell victim

Understood. But someone like me that has zero plan of giving Facebook my phone number, how is the scammer gonna get my number to call me?

OP, your Facebook privacy settings must be really lax. Probably means your phone number on Facebook is visible to all. You need to lock your account down.

I have NEVER and WILL NEVER provide Facebook my phone number.

GKS doctrine

Why is everyone spewing the word luggageS? Luggage is the same for singular and plural. There is no word as Luggages

Islie:
Doing drugs and weeds doesn't pay....





How were they able to cultivate such a large Plantation of hemp when we have food crops that could be grown and make good and cool money

For every kilo of legitimate crop, a kilo of Igbo aka weed aka weewee is 10x more expensive.

donbenie:
Not my issue if you can't seem to handle the same ridicule you seem to like dishing out,don't blow a gasket,your curses ain't worth sh!t to me..

You are noticed. Now buzz off. Aproko

16) LadyF

Sage2 what are you doing with the data you are gathering on this thread. What product/idea are you working on that you need to know the demographics of NLers? This is an anonymous forum and let's keep it like that please

donbenie:
Your pathetic attempt to ridicule the fellow smacks of gross insensitivity and what has the hours got to do with it?obviously it wasn't long enough for you to offer up any apologies to the guy for your ridiculing comments,like someone said up there,you really don't know sh!t..

Who is this one? Get lost!!! You fvcking read a thread to the end before making your comments. I made an error and was corrected at 9:40am. The silly dimwit comes to start running his crippled fingers 6 hours later. And you an even bigger buffoon are coming 24 hours later to open your stinking cesspit mouth to say I don't know shit. You are a stupid man not worthy of been called a don. You are a fvcking fool. Die slow mofo

So THIS is the Juliet Ibrahim? My impression of her is someone who has poor command of English and tops it of with a fake (Nigerian) American accent

whatsupguys:
China really making giant strides in Africa. I just hope some country will not be subtly colonized by China in this millenium.

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2015/12/zimbabwe-adopt-china-currency-yuan-151222070618785.html

The situation in Zim is so bad they are ready to use Naira or even Nigerian pounds. They are in coma in ICU. Even Liberian Dollar na forex for them

donbenie:
It's only a f00l that doesn't know and yet fails to take the correction,on this issue Google is your friend,the Note 3 like most other high end Galaxys have dual Sim variants,not common but they're available..

You are the bigger f00l for coming to make a correction 6 hours after someone has corrected me and even provided links. Your unclean mouth needs to be washed with omo. Did you even read down before your leprosy infected fingers started correcting me? Who? You? Fvcking cvnt

Cheap means of profiling nairalanders. I bet someone is trying to see if there's a critical mass of alumni and students from a certain school to target them as a niche

koice:
Every samsung galaxy device have duos variant, dude.

NO SIR! I've not heard of a S4 duos. Or a Note 4 duos. And PS, a NOTE 3 duos is NOT a Note 3

mcdokwe:
I was born into what I consider a street life, pub.

For me it's my "warrior" mum that played the role your dad played. Not like I was her favourite child (I knew who that was) but she was such a tigress that I had to curtail my excesses. Her "backhand" slap was legendary amongst my siblings. They always came from your blindside and struck their targets with ferocious precision. I had to learn to anticipate them while they were booting in her brain and take evasive measures. She had a way of twisting her lips when the thought had arrived at mechanical action. I was a specialist slap dodger. Add that to the fact that I hated food and she being a nurse felt insulted by having a skinny kid. I was dealt several rounds of slap to ensure that I swallowed my food.
I wasn't "wayward" like you but that's because she smelt my deviant nature early. I stole everything from biro to computer games from my classmates. And she ensured I publicly returned every of her discovery. Mehn I just got tired of the embarrassments. Till this day I still have a love for fancy pens though I don't "pinch" them anymore. God grant her eternal rest. And I'm NOT sorry to say that I sometimes torture my girl by comparing her to my mum but I DO NOT THINK THERE EVER WAS OR WILL BE A WOMAN BETTER. The fights she fought with my dad cos of me is a different kettle of boiling hot water

sorepco:
Man i tire oh! Dude cant construct a sentence properly!!!! As i was reading i was also lamenting his writtong/his english construct....how can a whole graduate write so terribly poor english? Due to this i feel he did not write his waec or o level himself. Someone did it for him, thus the failure to realise the error.

See pot calling kettle black. How does someone "do" an exam for someone else? You can write an exam for or sit for an exam on someone's behalf. You don't "do" an exam for someone

elopee3000:
now I know u be onuku Russia produce more oil than Nigeria but they don't want to belong to opec is America in Oleg?

U be real Ekpa, o! Swegbe. I tell u say Russia na OPEC? I said it's like saying Russia dey OPEC because dem produce oil. My point is this not all oil producing countries are OPEC members just like not all oil producing states in Nigeria are Niger Delta. The fact that Imo and Abia produce oil does not make them Niger Delta.

buchito1:
Samsung Note 3 with 2 sims?? LmaOoo oo!!!!

You dey use style style tell kezifils say e phone na made in Beijing

OP, a large percentage of Lagos girls that use taxis are, shall we say "business" women. They often require people with very advanced knowledge of the alleys and back roads of Lagos that GPS, Google map or NASA satellites are unaware of. With their clandestine nocturnal movements, and the notoriously insecure nights in certain parts of the city I'm not sure many women will be bold enough to handle it. Add that to the fact that women are their own worst enemies I see a situation where a "business" woman will see a female taxi driver as her chauffeur and give a loooooooooooooong hissssssssssssssss like a snake that has just liked lime

How many times is this gonna make FP?