₦airaland Forum

You mean Dubai-based ex First Lady?

Naija na cruise l swear

MrsTwrite:
For one to reside in Lagos, he or she must be an agbero. Lagos is not for the weak at all.

Oya come make I nack you Ijebu Juju for saying that

enemyofprogress:
We are not leaving. We dey there come and cash us.


Ajepako how far? Are you still coming tonight?

Sule

Eeyah

Even on your "burnday" you still dey mess

Pele tie

Anyway God bless

Ogbanje of nairaland

enemyofprogress:
I talk am. The very first day I sawed that woman, I new that one prick no go dey belleful am.

Saw ko, hammer ni

Go school you no gree

Werey Ogbomosho

enemyofprogress:
Girls like ajepako, fatymore, folake4u, funkybabee, Sweetplum, Mynd44 and odefagirl

You're right in this instance

I grew up in a palour even less decorated than this

That time na black and white tv dey rich people's houses and na only my papa get color tv and vcd recorder for our compound in ldunmota sef

Also another thing Dem dey take entertain visitors na photo album

You go look photo taya

So, you no lie, sule

Trump!

The Babanla werey of US in modern history

Guyman no send anybody papa

Oyinbo with the madness of an African leader..

Just see the smirk and smug look on his face

Like make una go eat shiiiit

Una Fada

ENKR

I just hate to love him

Dem no wet floor enough niyen

Don't mess with Mr.Vladimir Putin

He never forgives

Nor forgets

I knew the guy dug his own grave and was already a living dead in June when he mutineered against Putin

One thing about Oga Putin be say

He no go even hide to treat the f***k up

He go do am openly with plenty evidence say na him do am

The guy should even thank God it was a quick death and they didn't make it slow and painful like using sledge hammer to break every bone in his body first!

( Jeez! Even all dreaded crime cartels in movies avoid messing with Russians , because of their extreme brutality in eliminating enemies)

The next would be his entire family if he has any ( l pray he doesn't) because Russian elimination leaves no living family member behind..

Abi, how person go explain this?

Yoruba go talk say: Aje ke Lana, Omo ku Leni ( witch cried yesterday, pikin die today, who no know say na the winch wey die yesterday kill the baby)

Anyway, RIP man!

I support Wike in this instance

We can't allow cows free reign on the roads with vehicles and large human population

Cows belong on pasture and grassland

Chai...Best of Nigerian soccer after US 94

We all stayed till midnight to watch Nigeria vs Brazil and Nigeria vs Argentina..

Mosques and churches started intense prayers for Nigerian Dream team that midnight when we were head to head against Brazil

Even my dad that never watched football joined in praying for Nigerians triump against Brazil..

Come and see patriotism at its peak that night..

Nobody was Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa, Efil, lshan or Ibibio

We were all Nigerians that memorable night

All Nigerians woke up to embrace each other after that epic victory!

Joy erupted on the streets even at 4am!

The peak was Lagbaja that composed a victory song with the noise of the street and victory that same midnight ( Charter plenty basket Naija no get respect, ask Brazilia, ask Argentina , when we talk of soccer...eh! Nigeria l'oko iya won)

On my street, we even sang national anthem at 4am after that match!!

Good ole Nigerian

Enemyofprogress enemyofpeace

No near this thread oo

Because Dem never born you then

enemyofprogress:
The man was a Muslim, he will be buried in Islamic rice

Werey Ibadan

No be only rice, na eba

Sule

Some of them voted for APC and contributed to our economic woes

Now they want to japa and leave us

Ko ni werk for them

Awon ashiere

Daniel Regha cookmate

My own is small chops

Especially if the samosa and spring roll are almost crunchy

And the chicken spicy..

Yummy!

Enemyofprogress enemyofpeace, your own is garri gberefu

Oshisko

enemyofprogress:
Waiting to hear from seun our class captain, Mynd44 assistant class captain, ajepako, fatymore, folake4u, funjosh, funkybabee, Sweetplum, odefagirl and iyangbali

Sule

Ajehkpako4naija:
hahHahahahahajajajajajajJJJ

Oya come and pay me patent right for using my Monika

The circle is complete

Tonto dated married men when she was single and ruined someone's home

Another single lady ( Rosy) dated and married her husband (karma)

Now Rosy is forfeiting the man she stole from Tonto to another woman ( karma)

And it would go on and on

And finally, someday, another person will snatch from Churchill the woman he loves the most ( karma)

Breakfast will go round

Law of karma

jmoore:
Tinubu should bypass the senate. He should hire Asari Dokubo and his boys, let them go and fight.

Bros. You forgot MC Oluomo and his agbero geng

I hate peeling yam

Also ironing

Eeyah....

Enemyofprogress enemyofpeace sorry ooo

enemyofprogress:
See as him resemble ajepako

Ori e gbale

This governor is just there to practice

Revengeocracy..

Haba, when is he going to start governance?

enemyofprogress:
dat time your yansh never big like this

Werey Offa

Wutinky:
But wait, is there any good road in Nigeria?

Well to be fair, somolu, Pedro and palm groove in Lagos have very good roads..

All facilitated by Ambode administration oo

That's the only good thing l can say we enjoy under APShit in that area

enemyofprogress:
I just dey imagine how ajepako go look on buyseecle

Dey play

Me wey l be bicycle champion when l was little

Ntoh

Maybe Ambode will be Lagos nominee

Treasure17:
Nice one. Zenith bank left the group chat.

Zenith started it , l heard

100% increments for all staff and contract staff

Except na lie

See cruise from Tinubu?

You nko?

Pot calling kettle black

Imagine this old man !

Enemyofprogress enemyofpeace, you no get girlfriend to donate to this noble cause ?

Enemyofprogress enemyofpeace, go dey dye all the chicken he stole from his landlord black now

Still nobody go buy am pass 1k Las las

enemyofprogress:
Abeg na who get calculator? Ajepako help convert the money into naira?

N8.45 million

For an otondo like you it means eight million ,four hundred and fifty thousand naira..

Werey Oyo