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Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Joins World Leaders At International Leadership Conference by ajepako(f): 7:16pm On Jul 22, 2023
yarimo:
Mteeeew undecided undecided undecided
tongue tongue tongue

Ntoh
Family › Re: If You Are In Your Twenties, Read This. by ajepako(f): 1:50pm On Jul 22, 2023
enemyofprogress:
Strictly for people like ajepako, Mynd44, fatymore, folake4u, funjosh, funkybabee and odefagirl that are still in their early 20s
Alafishe tongue
Romance › Re: Warn Your Sisters And Female Friends Against This. by ajepako(f): 1:49pm On Jul 22, 2023
enemyofprogress:
Stop wasting your time, money and prick will not make them to listen to you. Like sey dem take prick swear for them.


Happy birthday to you ajepako. I wish you long life and pomposity. God bless your new age.
Werey Asaba tongue
Food › Re: Which Food Can #1,000 Cook That Will Last For 3days? by ajepako(f): 7:57pm On Jul 21, 2023
Ask Daniel Regha

He's Poverty Ambassador on Twitter
Education › Re: FG Increases Unity Schools’ Fees From ₦45,000 To ₦100,000 by ajepako(f): 4:36pm On Jul 21, 2023
kestolove95:
Tinubu is doing well ..Atiku or Obi would HV taken it to 150k or 200k
Oya, bring your head make l nack you ljebu juju
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Visits President Tinubu In Aso Rock (Picture) by ajepako(f): 3:30pm On Jul 19, 2023
[quote author=yarimo post=124518547][/quote]Yarimo, this your girlfriend fine ooo cheesy cheesy

You better hide her from Yahoo boys
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Visits President Tinubu In Aso Rock (Picture) by ajepako(f): 10:42am On Jul 19, 2023
yarimo:
Mteeeew see as Jonathan feeling like VIP undecided undecided
Oya, bring your head make l nack you lkorodu juju
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Visits President Tinubu In Aso Rock (Picture) by ajepako(f): 10:36am On Jul 19, 2023
happney65:
A mo ñkan ti wayre wa ka ki ri. undecided
' Werey" to se ijoba ti ounje, dollar , epo Po yanturu

Werey to se ijoba ti iya o je Ara ilu to bayi

E saa je ka beru olorun pelu Oro enu wa
Education › Re: Poor Result From UNICAL Mathematics Department by ajepako(f): 4:01pm On Jul 18, 2023
enemyofprogress:
Make I help ajepako check her own
Walahi you go find am

Me and maths are sworn enemies

But sha, check LASU 1996 set tongue tongue

Werey Ogbomosho tongue
Politics › Re: Tinubu's Guinean Citizenship Expired Once His Passport Expired- Wole Olanipekun by ajepako(f): 10:59am On Jul 18, 2023
LagosFirstSon:
mumu San with zero integrity ..

The man no even sabi lie 😂

Tinubu is gone .
Na only bribe fit save am that's if the tribunal judges agree to collect bribe , which will soil there images.
Bro,

The only good thing APC did is to expose the emptiness, dumbness and shallowness of our so called "respected men of the law with SAN' attached to their names...

Take a look at this man and ' Fespa Kayefi ' for example grin grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu's Guinean Citizenship Expired Once His Passport Expired- Wole Olanipekun by ajepako(f):
Imagine ?

A ' respected SAN' oooo grin grin

Indeed, Nigeria is a crime scene
Politics › Re: BBC: Nigeria's So-called Tax Collectors: Menacing And Mafia-like by ajepako(f): 2:55pm On Jul 17, 2023
Vboot1:
Almost all new enthroned kings in Lagos are Agbero chairmen, Traditional monarchial lineage has been altered for touts. Presently in Lagos you can't become anything without bowing to one man. The Feudalistic system that has been imposed in the south west should worry Yorubas.
Sad fact...
Politics › Re: Omisore Shut Out Of APC Emergency Meeting by ajepako(f): 2:14pm On Jul 17, 2023
Won ti yii Omisore l'epon seyin as my late grandma ( lyee Eni) would say grin grin grin

Let me attempt a translation to the extent English language could allow

Meaning Omisore's scrotum has been twisted painfully

I believe our gentlemen here would understand the literal meaning of the above.. grin cheesy
Politics › Re: BBC: Nigeria's So-called Tax Collectors: Menacing And Mafia-like by ajepako(f):
That's APC legacy especially in Lagos

I drove around obalende last week and l couldn't but shed tears for my dear state

It's like everybody and l mean everybody is now agbero or ticket collector

From grandfathers to fathers to grandsons including women

It's a far cry from the Lagos we were raised in , in the 80s

Shomolu, Fadeyi, Mushin, Onipanu, lyana Oworo, Bariga, Ketu and Ebute meta are even worse

Agberoism seems to have become the ambition of an average school drop out and it won't become a societal menace if government is not actively or subtly involved

Asking around, l was told these school drop outs and miscreants are allocated hoods, tarmacs and spots in strategic suburbs to collect levies and taxes as rewards for their political loyalty, thuggery and disruptive behavior during elections..

Politicians don't reward them with education to improve their lives or decent jobs to be useful in the society but as ticket collectors on the streets while their own progenies study abroad and fill top vacancies in Alausa

Olorun a saanu wa
Business › Re: Local Liquor Sellers Embark On Two-Week Strike In Taraba State by ajepako(f): 1:42pm On Jul 17, 2023
Next

Ashana girls too go embark on strike cheesy cheesy

Nigeria na cruise country l swear grin grin
Business › Re: POS Operators Begin Implementation Of New Service Charge Monday by ajepako(f):
jumper524:
you dey mind one toothless group of lazy people forming association with zero benefits to its members.
When demand drop, na sane independent marketers go drop the price down.
Can you imagine?

Even when they were at the peak of their power during naira scarcity, l didn't patronize POS ( when two of my kid brothers are bank executives and senior lT/ software executive) also with ATM right in the estate where l work?

So, it is now that naira is abundant that l will pay for their exorbitant changes?

Once again, Dem dey ment
Business › Re: POS Operators Begin Implementation Of New Service Charge Monday by ajepako(f): 1:13pm On Jul 15, 2023
Why would l patronize POS operators ( some of whom are even yahoo boys,) when bank and ATM plenty for Gbagada , somolu and palm groove my hoods?

For my ikoyi office nko where zenith and ecobank on rewane road no dey see queue? Not to talk of bank ATMs wey full Awolowo Road in lkoyi

POS, una dey ment
Politics › Re: DSS Charges Godwin Emefiele To Court by ajepako(f): 7:37pm On Jul 13, 2023
Good

Now call those old women in the villages and small towns selling petty stuff as government witnesses

All those old Yoruba traders even know his name

Omofele
obefele
Owemiele
Ogemiefele grin grin


Depending on their sadness and frustration

Chai, that man showed us shege!
Politics › Re: 12 Million Households To Get ₦‎8,000 For Six Months, Says Tinubu by ajepako(f): 4:10pm On Jul 13, 2023
N8,000 monthly!

In the voice of BAT himself

' is it for garri, ? is it for eba ? or dodo?

Chai... grin grin grin grin

Funke!

Aye mi , temi bami grin grin grin grin
Health › Re: Nigeria May Record 700,000 Unwanted Pregnancies In 2023- UNDP by ajepako(f): 7:49am On Jul 13, 2023
siofragspot:
...Majority of the said numbers will come from very poor, uneducated families without even a sight of the presence of governance in their community.

Nigeria is just descendind daily and by the day, more into the abyss of un-regulated hardship and sufferings.
I swear you're right , bro

I saw the Facebook post of a cleaner in my office and he has 5 kids lipsrsealed lipsrsealed :-, all very young

Imagine? Someone earning 40k!

The same guy that will wash our cars to get ordinary transport money oo undecided lipsrsealed

Yet 5 little kids

Chai
Health › Re: Nigeria May Record 700,000 Unwanted Pregnancies In 2023- UNDP by ajepako(f): 7:45am On Jul 13, 2023
Hold enemyofprogress/ enemyofpeace responsible

Werey Ikire : tongue tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: 200-Hour PraiseWorship-A-Thon: Tobi Kufeji Attempts To Break Guinness World Reco by ajepako(f): 10:55am On Jul 07, 2023
Nigerians must sha tear that GWR book

Haba! cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Ministerial List Not Ready Yet, Says Dele Alake (Video) by ajepako(f): 9:03am On Jul 07, 2023
enemyofprogress:
Baba go slow part two




Mynd44, ajepako, fatymore, folake4u, odefagirl, funkybabee and vickyrotex if I call any of you to come chop, make I bath naked for road. tongue tongue tongue
Werey Ekiti grin grin grin

May God have mercy on you..

So that this your woran-wonran can stop

Alafishe
Travel › Re: FG Issues Flood Alert, Says 14 States May Record Heavy Rainfall by ajepako(f): 8:21am On Jul 06, 2023
enemyofprogress:
you too dey claim Lagos? Chei Lagos don suffer for people's hands
4th generation Lagos pikin by birth and parentage

and by boyfriends tongue tongue tongue tongue

Shebi na wetin you wan hia be that?

Werey Ibadan tongue tongue tongue
Romance › Re: Kiss-a-thon: Govt Bans Planned 72-hour Kissing Marathon Event In Ekiti by ajepako(f): 7:15am On Jul 06, 2023
Angelfrost:
Can't they merge that state with a more serious neighboring state??!
Lagos can use it as car park. grin grin grin

( I don buy market from Ekiti pipu today oo) grin grin grin
Travel › Re: FG Issues Flood Alert, Says 14 States May Record Heavy Rainfall by ajepako(f): 7:09am On Jul 06, 2023
enemyofprogress:
Ajepako pack comot for your area o, flood is coming
If water carry everywhere go in Lagos, it will never affect my side

Pedro is a joke to you? tongue tongue tongue
Politics › Re: Tinubu Embraces France In Early Foreign Policy Shift by ajepako(f): 12:07pm On Jul 03, 2023
France wey dem dey fight and riot like kilode!

Plus, no be there him doctors dey?

Dey play oo
Politics › Re: Nigeria Will Face Food Crisis In Next Three Months – Attahiru Bafarawa by ajepako(f): 12:04pm On Jul 03, 2023
Make i join the ' E go favor me and my family crew

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: Nigeria Will Face Food Crisis In Next Three Months – Attahiru Bafarawa by ajepako(f): 12:02pm On Jul 03, 2023
enemyofprogress:
Na people like Mynd44, vickyrotex, ajepako, fatymore, folake4u, funjosh, funkybabee and odefagirl wey like food like kilode I just dey pity. Me I'm ok with breast milk
Werey Onitsha tongue tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Osun Priestess, Yeye Ajesikemi Olokun Omolara Threatened By Muslim Group by ajepako(f): 11:47am On Jul 03, 2023
muyico:
Song => ilu ilorin kise ilu jadijagan. Ilu ilorin kise ilu fitina fa. Ilu to jina si ina to sunmo alujeina
Ilorin me-su-jamba cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Gotten To This Point? by ajepako(f): 1:29pm On Jun 29, 2023
Nope

Never

Because I always buy at least 3 when I go shopping for provision and groceries

Haba , when i'm not Daniel Regha, the Ambassador and Advocate of Poverty on Twitter grin grin
Family › Re: What I Noticed In My Neighborhood by ajepako(f): 7:08am On Jun 28, 2023
Enemyofpeace:
Most things are now very expenses and most people cannot avoid it. May God help us in Nigeria and bring down the course of living.

tongue tongue


I pity those who did not go to school
Some of them don't even know that
afternoon sleep is called sylvester. Ajepako do you know?
No l don't

Na Sylvanus l know

Werey Ilorin tongue tongue

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