₦airaland Forum

Cholls:
my sister dey deceive yourself

Wait oo

I be Yoruba

I get Masters' degree ( so I sabi book)

I be 4th generation Lagosian by birth and parentage..

My grandma sabi Late Mama Abiba Mogaji personally for market

Shebi I kolifai for appointment?

Shey dem no go mind say I no like APC?

I say make I reason am oh as BAT dey dash appointment to his kinsmen

Seriously...

Apart from Davido

Who are these people?

Seriously..

What kind of idiocy is this?

The part that urgently needs repair is not Adeniji Adele part but from Iyana Oworo axis while heading to the Island

Also from UNILAG/ Bariga axis while returning from the Island

Take note!

1. Your pastor is a true man of God

2. Public schools charging ' development fees' is normal

Olopa job?

Olorun maje...

Him fada!

Anything that is more than Toyota Camry or Toyota Corolla is stealing and corruption

Others are prunning down the cost of governance to sustain the harsh economy

But not these fuuuus in the Red Chamber

Una mind no go touch ground seh!

The media dont report it anymore

Or they simply under-report the carnage

Because, ' how can we embarrass awa person?

Okan yin o ni bale

INEC and Madmood again abi?

Just write results as usual and announce any winner that pays the most

As usual..

But sha, Una mind no go touch ground..

Okan yin o nii baale.

For me, the following stand out :

Chuba Okadigbo,

David Mark

Adolphos Wagbara

Bukola saraki

Ayim Pius Anyim

The rest, starting from Lawan should go and fry stone

Enemyofpeace:
it's no bra day. Comot your bra make I check something

See your head like bra

Enemyofpeace:
Seun come and see breasts and nipples.


That number one is making my prick to rice up

No be only ' rice' ... Na corn..

Na dis kain thread dem dey fid you

Go school, you no gree,

See your life for outside.


Werey Asaba

The same gas they want us to convert our cars to in leu of petrol is already expensive and above the means of most Nigerians

Shee fe pa wa ni?

Kilode?

Good

Made dem go meet their bedbugs , rats and cockroaches for house

God bless Africa

Hamas started a war they cannot finish

Isreal that has been looking for ways to test their stock-piled weapons

Even America dey fear Isreal low key..

Sorry to Hamas fighters and Palestine..

God's kingdom will settle all matter.

Where is the lie?

Lets hope it is skit

Because there's nothing those louts cannot do just to be in the news and trend..

Hopefully , this is one of such..

Goodlady:
You sef sound like pako!

Present ma

creativehubb:
You sound like ajepako

Present sir...

Well, I love this bold move..

You can't have an Italian telling me : " Tessa, Nigeria is one of the easiest country to make tax-free money'

While the same Nigerians are only good for prostitution, street cleaning , and mere menial jobs in their country..

I am aware that some Nigerians would abuse the opportunity but it is still a good steer in the right direction..

Judolisco:
nothing go happen... Dem no dey chop beef 4 US? And slaughtering cow is a crime in some parts of india

Bros, not beef from cow oooh ( which is normal)

But dog ooo

Dem cherish dog like their children sef

Judolisco:
Dis one na dugbolugi... It should be donated to our calabar, ondo or ekiti brothers

Make dem mistakenly read this your comment in US embassy lasan!

You don buy market be that

enemyofprogress:
I'm so excited. See as my body just dey sweet me. Na this kind thing I dey always pray for to happen in Nigeria.


Midehi3, Dpen11, ajepako, fatymore, folake4u, funkybabee, Sweetplum, odefagirl and sister Mynd44 if una like make una no stock una kitchens. Hunger go mama all of una finish. I won't chair my foods with any of you.

Sule

Prince111111:
I swear they would already be regretting the day they met this yeye man🤣🤣🤣

CSU go be like:

Iru Alumni oran won ni eleyi bayi

A ma ti daran ooo

enemyofprogress:
Ajepako you've been warned o





HOW TO DIRECT SOMEBODY TO YOUR HOUSE:

AMERICA:
Capitol street, Lincoln Avenue, #451; that's my house.

ENGLAND:
Downing street, Plot 122, Flat 8; see you soon.

NIGERIA:
As you're coming eh, immediately the Okada man drop you, turn to your left you will see one shop where they're doing DSTV subscription, follow the street after that shop; be coming, be coming, come dooooooooooown; when you reach the end of that street, do as if you want to turn left again; don't follow your right, bad boys use to snatch phone there at night; just be coming, when you reach that store where that woman is selling fufu, look straight to your right, you will see one upstairs painted yellow and under it you also see bet9ja office then flash me. 😂😂😂😂😂

Werey!

It's actually true

erniok:
No be person dey give them space to sell their market. If you want to kill street trading, go after those that allot spaces but they won't do that because they are their foot soldiers.

Bros, you are right

Even the KAI brigade guys are running the show

They get their shares from landowners, CDA members who allocate illegal spaces to market people

As a matter of fact, that is how some Lagosians earn their daily money, collecting daily levies from those sellers and sharing with KAI for protection and prior notification when they are coming to raid.

You will see those KAI officials sharing those goods in the evening in their offices or store rooms later

Extremely heartless and hungry APC political touts in uniform!

On the other hand , traders can overdo too

I understand the need to sell and earn money because I am a daughter of stall owner in Idunmota when I was little, but market folks should be cautious where they sell and trade, especially on main roads often hindering free flow of traffic, insulting pedestrains and motorists who dare to walk or drive where they put their market with no recourse for existing enviromental and safety laws..

Bariga, Idunmota, Dosunmu, Balogun, Oyingbo, Yaba, Bajulaye, markets are getting worse these days because market women have taken over the main roads in these areas. Bariga market especially has taken over a large portion of the road that is even presently under construction, from Jagunmolu to Finbarrs College road to UNILAG

I believe both parties, KAI and market people should exercise restrain

Haba!

Behind this fine boy face lies the biggest falsehoood ever

Dude is trying his best to do pass Lie Muhammed

Chai...

Oniro-General of Nigeria

Akuri Njawere, the fake news peddler for FG still no go learn from this

He will still be dishing out falsehood and propaganda to confuse the populace

Fine face , hungry belle

Oyindaberry:
Hi ma’am, it’s me again. Pls do they sell bale sample fabrics (chiffon, crepe, vintage, silk, and the likes) at Idumota? If yes, where exactly pls ?
Cc: Ajepako

Start from Nnamdi Azikwe street in Idunmota all the way to Tinubu Square also on Nnamdi Azikwe