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Tolexander:
Some people's journey in life na wao!

Just for being kidnapped, they have dinned with two Presidents (Buhari and Trump).

Would they have had this opportunity if there weren't kidnapped!

These girls are tempting me to arrange how dem go kidnap me o. But not by Evans anyway, cos my parents no get millions of naira, let alone dollars.

Mediator97:
I won't bother reading the news.
Just here to check names.
The name sounds like that of the A..F..O..J..A..N..S

Evaberry:
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Funke akindele everyone knows you've aborted so much to the point that you womb is damaged
and I know that why your first husband left you

jjskills or whatever this your slowpoke of a husband is is just too unfortunate to hook up with you

are you sure you aren't deceiving him with this your fake pregnancy twin tale

aborted ashawo mishap
Failed woman
failed actress
failed prostitute

debspauly:
abeg is too much ...can't you give me three 30 naira ...the recession dey too much..

taylor88:
ur beautiful
will u marry me

debspauly:
I get you ......I don't get you .. who cares.. abeg how much is plantain leaf ?

stunt89:
�....... I still laugh over it whenever I remember how foolish I am then

stunt89:
Selling my laptop and using the money to buy 2teddy bear for my girlfriend

obamabinladen:
I stole my sister's new shoes and gave it to my girl b'cos I was broke.

judgedredd22:
you only have to be tall to be a runway model, there are many other facets to modelling! check around! TV models don't have to be tall!

itsJude:
Make i hear word abeg , which one dem come snap with the pilot and poverty looking air hostess are they the first


All this broke people wen they book ticket 6 months ahead so dem go get cheap ones , forming posh look him fake tshirt self spits


No wonder the air hostess slim like that , na short flight she dey serve , no ruminant food for her , she looks like poverty , na she suppose be face of recession

IamSINZ:
I love letting it hang loose so I can feel free.

Jazzlite:
His mother was crushed by a dangote truck driven by a Yoruba driver

judgedredd22:
come, i hope you do some sort of modelling, if not, you should strongly consider it! don't waste all that!

KingsoBabaTips:
Afonjas this must be a Pure Yoruba Running Olosho biz in the name of Nysc...which way...

Deseo:
I was a back-seater.
A teacher asked me to walk up to the front of the class, solve a math problem and go back to my seat, I did all that...but I was stained

Imagine the disgrace of walking to the front, facing the board to solve the math, finish it and walk back to my seat, I almost died

*girls will understand*

*running away*

grandstar:
I like Amala and Ewedu especially when mixed with gbegiri.
It is the bomb

waxxydude:
My guy anybody wey tell you say na deity don chop bellefull. So you wey dey hungry no suppose mind am, roast that thing well chop am well.

Naso one yeye aligator wey dem catch for my hood when i dey stroll back from work. One man come dey talk say na messager of the gods , and this people owu dey show dem multicolor, when them roast am dry use am cook small soup, chop am with two days old eba, the gods shake. Now if dem (gods) won send anima message dem go tell dem say make Dem pass back of the street.

Wetin concern deity and owu? When u dey naija behave naija.

NwaAmaikpe:



Well to me, the cause of her death is Greed.


She won't have died if she gave birth at LUTH.
They would have even given her celebrity treatment there.

But there she was treated like a mere African visitor.

EWAagoyin:
thought I'm the only one that will by his Grace marry a virgin. .. May Allah answer our prayers bro

dauddy97:
i pray this should not affect 2017/18 admission.let them resolve everything b4 next week.

NwaAmaikpe:

She won't have died if she respected herself and gave birth at LUTH.

Now those her friends on tight jeans will snatch her husband.

slex:
Ilisan remo not ikenne

AuroraB:
Away from the topic. ...did anyone else notice the grammatical blunders in all of the three (3) comments These could be graduates.

Diastone:
so the payment shii is fake...

ibawon:
Issokay.... Kwontinue Wen feh beere, mim shor wen oo Shikee beere oo

GoGreenNaija:
Woow... I.m from Ikenne too