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konjinus:
My girl is fine is not that actually but asin her friend back is too seriously is only once since that time on maybe for the bed as to kolomby the babe sha. She say I too handsome guy. I work in pure water shop but money dey yanfu yanfu sha well let me ask for ur advice cos this matter tey well for actually my mind up till now pls ur say plizzzzzz

what is dis one saying??

Nina4u:
When she says u lack comunication during love makin ...he he .. Intruducing MTN blom blom :-P

which day mtn co.e start to dey produce blomblow

Na advert??

Hotshawarma:
U know get mouth to ask her yourself

lol
Nigerians!

Viccur:
Efe this Efe that...ain't u fed up

bad belle
Its allowed anyway

Pics or I don't believe

Lol..I can relate o
Den d guys wen dem like go dey use dem dey play football

Heeyhun:
Tell her to use HCl, it is a very potent bleaching agent

ur head dey there bros

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kimbra:
Why are they running?. Before they agreed to meet in a hotel what did they have in mind?. To talk and laugh I guess?.

kimbra dis is for u
Na u b d only girl wen dey talk truth

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Pics or I don't believe..

#slay queens

Even d 3.2g no dey last..abeg forget Glo nor
I came here for d ladies..all d ladies say hi!

nkwuocha1:
1.I eat the inner part of bread,creating a deep hole and then discarding the rest. My wife gets seriously upset when I do that. Sorry Nne, even my mother gave up on me.

2.Reading in the toilet ,while taking my poo

3.Biting off fingernails

4. Can't look at the opposite sex eye balls for more than 10 seconds without finding a way out!!!

5.Rubber bands on my wrist .Now my son keeps yanking it off my wrist.The pains though.... I think this will be the first habit to drop sincerely.

6. Still pressing and succkin breast. .I love breast ooo. I remember several times madam no go give me her "isi ewu ".I go just dey roll for bed like earthworm wey meet salt. Then in my most sober/helpless voice,i go beg, "Nkem please at least allow me to suck your breeast ,what kind of wickedness is this? "

7. Still licking powdered milk .Yeah, do give a some to my son by pouring some on his palm .Partners in crime

8. Stealing meat from the pot at night. Yes I'm good in creating temporal potholes in soup.

9. Using dirty laundry to clean my shoes. Really don't care the cost of the clothe. Always think since its going to be washed anyway, then it's enough reason I use it to clean my office shoes. I'm the only OGA allowed to do that

10. Can shower with any kind of soap. I don't care to use detergent sef. As for cream, I fit rub anything. On several occasions I don rub relaxer comot .I felt terribly bad the whole of that day.Women!!

11. Putting already wrapped gele on my head
I usually do this as a child whenever my mom comes back from occasion and drops or hang the wrapped gele. I go just put am for my head while walking round the house. Now I dey wear my wife own .She go laugh sotee catarrh and tears go dey comot from her mouth. When I dey beg her that year to marry me she been dey do Shakara ooo

12. Sewing back buttons on my shirts.

13. Separating burnt groundnut from the fresh ones while eating. And the end of the day, I'd found out I ate almost nothing.

14. Tying same pairs of socks together,so as not to loose the other.My mother introduced this act after several beatings whenever I lost my socks. Believe me I can turn the whole house inside out while looking for a single socks.

eywo!!bros u get problem

dingbang:
mehn shey u see dat yarnsh.. D tips sef alone chei.. Abeg just tell me. Wetin go make me cheat on dat girl

I dey tell u
U go only cheat if u'r not from dis world

D owner of d money na confirm police man wen dey take roger..
Call police for police na

dingbang:
I can't cheat if dat girl is my bae

see ya life

Tell dem ladies abeg
U said 6..I'm waiting for d remaining 3

People still dey do ponzi for naija??

Op ur head dey there
Actually d fire wood adds a distinctive taste to d rice
BT if LIE Mohammed say na Senegal own sweet pass,na him sabi

Make una ask LIE mohammed

No mata weytin u do..Nigerians go always talk
Whether good or bad

Daughter of delilah...weldone ma.

[color=#006600][/color]buhari eh..travel travel
Today na China tomorrow america
Eh buhari

Na wa o
Dis kind fine girl

Mehn what a lost
RIP to d dead

I have no idea

How much last?