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Wow.. Hallelujah

I just love this man.

Wetin concern me.. :-/

But why Dele Adenuga no they show face for anything concerns FG?

Uhm.. Oro buruku to'n terin.

If they didn't give him admission he would be thinking God is useless not knowing God save him from death.

RIP great man

Seyeah23:
I went to my site this afternoon and one of my boys killed one of Lalasticalala favorite meat snake �.
Wanted to post it to Science and Technology (the usual home of snakes) but since Snake na food too let's post it here...

it called sebe or agbadu. lol

I no believe

Wetin dey do this one?

AfonjaBoston:
Let him rot and die in jail. Make them give am the MKO treatment, He has been a useless senator dancing his Ugly illiterate self away

E no go better for the person wey do you like this oponu

See as everything dey in order. No be my country, I trust us.

Make I die if I return such money. government money? ahh thunder ooo

CruellaDeVil:
what's wrong? she has every right to have her standards and desired characteristics in a man, you don't have to agree with it.

Iru ro n borun, shiooooo

Rest In Peace Okon

Someone can not sleep in peace again

Follygunners:
The Pope should rather advise his fellow Bishops to stop raping young boys...

They don rape you or one of your family before idiot?

A couple were arguing one morning, about who had better friends between the two of them, so they decided to find out, here's what they did:-

Husband calls wife's friends one after the other...

Husband:- hello madam, my wife didn't sleep at home last night, and I can't reach her, is she with you or did she tell you where she was going to ?
Friend num 1:- Omg! Noooo, haven't even seen or heard from her for the past 3weeks, I have no idea where she is, maybe you should call her best friend.
#hangsup

Friend num 2:- wow ! This is very serious, I haven't seen her, but why will a woman leave her husband and sleep somewhere, what kind of stupid wife is that ? I have always warned her to be careful and change her ways or else she will lose her marriage, she so stubborn she will not listen, now see this.. God forbid for me to sleep outside my home, Pls take it easy, wherever she is, she won't stay there forever. #hangsup

Friend num 3:- I said it!! I said it!!! I had always felt like she's cheating on you, now my feelings are confirmed, wonders shall never end, finally she's been exposed for who she really is, we quarreled few days ago so we have not been in touch, but I will call her other friends and ask, I will call you back once I have any information. #hangsup

*Wife* calls husband's friends, asking the same question:-

Friend num 1:- oh yes I saw him last night, we were together for a very long time and he said he was going home, so don't worry I'm sure he's fine, wherever he is, maybe he had a police problem or something, just relax, whatever it is, there must be a good explanation to it. #hangsup. calls husband immediately "oh boy where you dey? Abeg dey go house, your wife dey find you"

Friend num 2:- oh madam, I'm so sorry, I was going to call you to tell you, your husband fell sick last night, so I took him to my family hospital and the doctor insisted he should be kept under observation, I'm sure it's stress from work, I didn't want you to get worried, that's why I didn't call, but he's been discharged, he's on his way home, you'll see him any moment. #hangsup. calls husband immediately "guy wetin you dey do like this? Anyway I tell your wife say you no well, you sleep for hospital, Abeg try reach house now, I tell am say you dey road"

Friend num 3:- madam your husband is in my house, he's still sleeping, we were all drunk last night, he couldn't drive and I don't know the way to your house, so I brought him to my house, "taps empty bed, 'old boy wake up, the sleep never do you? Wake up go sleep for house' madam I'll wake him up now and make sure he gets home now. #hangsup. calls husband immediately "yawa don gas oh, your wife just call me now, I tell am say you dey sleep for my house, hurry go house, make you know as you go take arrange the talk".

So tell me, who has better friends between the couple?

realmindz:
And people are over there shouting thank you Jesus... The same Jesus that gave no Fucck about the others perishing.
One irony of life is that, same people shouting thank you Jesus today, Jesus won't save them in times of tragedy and some other lucky people will see their situation and shout thank you Jesus too.

This not about thank you Jesus or something. it's what we called GRACE.

Zoharariel:
My heartfelt condolence goes to the family of the victims.

But if we tell them to stop going to church, stop enriching their pastors and stop believing in a white-bearded father Christmas sitting on a 24karat solid gold throne - surrounded by 24 jobless elders shouting hosanna, hosanna, hosanna from morning till night while terrorists keep raping & bombing their gullible followers every goddamn day around the world, dem go talk say I be anti-christ.

Yahweh & Jesus should have deployed an Angelic Brigade led by "Brigadier General Michael", "Major General Uriel" and "Lieutenant General Gabriel" to stop this bomb blast from killing these sheeples inside the Church - but unfortunately, since Easter is also being celebrated in Heaven, the angel in charge of monitoring the children of Yahweh on Earth with a long-range telescope is drunk on Hennessy VSOP.

If Christianity does not go into extinction by the year 2030, my name is not Iskander-M of Ijebuland.

Idiot..

....And she's pretty

But this girl get yash o

dayleke:
Yes. Na im ghost dey write now....

Hahahaa

IvarTheTerrible:


I remember facing a baying mob in 1992 close to Kalakuta Shrine..

A young lady had stolen baby formula because she was a school drop-out and had no one to rely on

A crowd of 10 unemployed youth were tearing her clothes when i ran to the scene


I jumped in front of her and used my shoulder to block a plank that was destined to flatten her head.

I quickly pulled off my shirt and trousers to cover her nudity when i recalled

my boxers were torn....they weren't my Xmas ones


The boys shouted on me to get out of the way so they would lynch her. I of course refused.

The touts started splashing petrol on us both....i was in my boxers and shivering that cold August morning.


I knew i had to take action or both me and the young lady would arrive Heaven /Hell in the next few seconds

And what later happened? They burned you two to death?

IvarTheTerrible:


I remember facing a baying mob in 1992 close to Kalakuta Shrine..

A young lady had stolen baby formula because she was a school drop-out and had no one to rely on

A crowd of 10 unemployed youth were tearing her clothes when i ran to the scene


I jumped in front of her and used my shoulder to block a plank that was destined to flatten her head.

I quickly pulled off my shirt and trousers to cover her nudity when i recalled

my boxers were torn....they weren't my Xmas ones


The boys shouted on me to get out of the way so they would lynch her. I of course refused.

The touts started splashing petrol on us both....i was in my boxers and shivering that cold August morning.


I knew i had to take action or both me and the young lady would arrive Heaven /Hell in the next few seconds

And what later happened? They burned you two to death?

Uhm.. Am learning.

StRichard:
Lol...my dear that's pure sarcasm, that's how buharists talk. By the way I don't even know where oshogbo is located

See this one too. Na south Sudan

StRichard:
Fake news there is 24/7 light here in oshogbo

Haaa.. Thunder fire ur mount wey u just take lie now. No be the same Oshogbo wey I dey stay? U be Dundee. Na igbona I dey stay for Oshogbo.

Is04970:
Yoruba leads, some follow and others are into drugs.

Dindinrin ni e oponu agbaya.

I know the place and I have been there several times. After Isharun u will reach one small village called Erigi before heading to aba eleru whr the cave located.

Oloribuku lawon people sha.. Where were they when those alimonjiri were voting bubu? Abeg make them seat down make we enjoy next level they brought us in to jor, no escaping root unless u commot naija.

specter:
Send me your email, and be on my neck. I will send you something, read it twice and make a life plan of your desired goals for the next 5months and five years.

It helped me, it could be all you need to get over discouragement.

Shalom

E dakun I need it as well. Needs to learn more.

Babacele:
What was I trying to say fool? Somebody made a sweeping remark on Islam ,and I replied if the Irish bombers and the Christchurch killer were Muslims too ,and mumu that you are became jumpy and senselesslly uncomfortable, inferring your empty head without thinking. Is 'dindinrin' your family name?

Oponu ni e afokun gbemu ode oshi.