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Isinweke:
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Meaning? What's the name of this king and his town? Am sure it can't be in Ife/ijesa and osun west senatorial district. Confirm what you abt to say very well sogbo?

Success1020:
Isn't 90% of Yorubas in Osun Muslims? Why are Fulani muslims killing their fellow yoruba muslims?

Shut up!!! Don't talk about what you don't know. Osun Muslim is 45% while Christian is 55%. All Ijesa lands and Ife are 90% Christian, only ede and Iwo are 85% Muslim, the remaining towns are 50% 50%.

Wetin I know sef..

Natoski5:
So him g0 school?

He was once a banker.

Mission accomplished.

Wetin come new?

Na by force to get married ni

Whether its lawan or Ndume, ko kan mi. I just want a better country we can proud of. Congrats to the winner.

Congrats to our Senate President for the next four years. Next level is here.

thesicilian:
Sentencing him to 20days in prison will put more stress on the wife in taking care of their children and pregnancy. The judge should have placed him on house arrest for 1month with compulsory taking care of the house chores.

You get sense I swear

This stupid and terrorist has come again, oh father lord!!

Its pregnant sigh

MrOfficer:
Green snakes are non venomous so they are completely harmless. Nothing to worry about.

Ahhhh don't mind this person, green snake is the most dangerous snake I ever known. We called it sooroo in Yoruba. Don't you hear this before ni?; green snake under the green grass. Olewu o

Wow.. Hallelujah

I just love this man.

Wetin concern me.. :-/

But why Dele Adenuga no they show face for anything concerns FG?

Uhm.. Oro buruku to'n terin.

If they didn't give him admission he would be thinking God is useless not knowing God save him from death.

RIP great man

Seyeah23:
I went to my site this afternoon and one of my boys killed one of Lalasticalala favorite meat snake �.
Wanted to post it to Science and Technology (the usual home of snakes) but since Snake na food too let's post it here...

it called sebe or agbadu. lol

I no believe

Wetin dey do this one?

AfonjaBoston:
Let him rot and die in jail. Make them give am the MKO treatment, He has been a useless senator dancing his Ugly illiterate self away

E no go better for the person wey do you like this oponu

See as everything dey in order. No be my country, I trust us.

Make I die if I return such money. government money? ahh thunder ooo

CruellaDeVil:
what's wrong? she has every right to have her standards and desired characteristics in a man, you don't have to agree with it.

Iru ro n borun, shiooooo

Rest In Peace Okon

Someone can not sleep in peace again

Follygunners:
The Pope should rather advise his fellow Bishops to stop raping young boys...

They don rape you or one of your family before idiot?

A couple were arguing one morning, about who had better friends between the two of them, so they decided to find out, here's what they did:-

Husband calls wife's friends one after the other...

Husband:- hello madam, my wife didn't sleep at home last night, and I can't reach her, is she with you or did she tell you where she was going to ?
Friend num 1:- Omg! Noooo, haven't even seen or heard from her for the past 3weeks, I have no idea where she is, maybe you should call her best friend.
#hangsup

Friend num 2:- wow ! This is very serious, I haven't seen her, but why will a woman leave her husband and sleep somewhere, what kind of stupid wife is that ? I have always warned her to be careful and change her ways or else she will lose her marriage, she so stubborn she will not listen, now see this.. God forbid for me to sleep outside my home, Pls take it easy, wherever she is, she won't stay there forever. #hangsup

Friend num 3:- I said it!! I said it!!! I had always felt like she's cheating on you, now my feelings are confirmed, wonders shall never end, finally she's been exposed for who she really is, we quarreled few days ago so we have not been in touch, but I will call her other friends and ask, I will call you back once I have any information. #hangsup

*Wife* calls husband's friends, asking the same question:-

Friend num 1:- oh yes I saw him last night, we were together for a very long time and he said he was going home, so don't worry I'm sure he's fine, wherever he is, maybe he had a police problem or something, just relax, whatever it is, there must be a good explanation to it. #hangsup. calls husband immediately "oh boy where you dey? Abeg dey go house, your wife dey find you"

Friend num 2:- oh madam, I'm so sorry, I was going to call you to tell you, your husband fell sick last night, so I took him to my family hospital and the doctor insisted he should be kept under observation, I'm sure it's stress from work, I didn't want you to get worried, that's why I didn't call, but he's been discharged, he's on his way home, you'll see him any moment. #hangsup. calls husband immediately "guy wetin you dey do like this? Anyway I tell your wife say you no well, you sleep for hospital, Abeg try reach house now, I tell am say you dey road"

Friend num 3:- madam your husband is in my house, he's still sleeping, we were all drunk last night, he couldn't drive and I don't know the way to your house, so I brought him to my house, "taps empty bed, 'old boy wake up, the sleep never do you? Wake up go sleep for house' madam I'll wake him up now and make sure he gets home now. #hangsup. calls husband immediately "yawa don gas oh, your wife just call me now, I tell am say you dey sleep for my house, hurry go house, make you know as you go take arrange the talk".

So tell me, who has better friends between the couple?