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Nairaland General › Re: Pictures That Show You Were Lucky To Be Born In The Right Place by Akanoaaa(m): 9:53am On Apr 29, 2019
realmindz:
And people are over there shouting thank you Jesus... The same Jesus that gave no Fucck about the others perishing.
One irony of life is that, same people shouting thank you Jesus today, Jesus won't save them in times of tragedy and some other lucky people will see their situation and shout thank you Jesus too.
This not about thank you Jesus or something. it's what we called GRACE.
Foreign Affairs › Re: World Leaders React To Sri Lanka Easter Bombings - Read Updates + Full Pictures by Akanoaaa(m): 11:02pm On Apr 21, 2019
Zoharariel:
My heartfelt condolence goes to the family of the victims.

But if we tell them to stop going to church, stop enriching their pastors and stop believing in a white-bearded father Christmas sitting on a 24karat solid gold throne - surrounded by 24 jobless elders shouting hosanna, hosanna, hosanna from morning till night while terrorists keep raping & bombing their gullible followers every goddamn day around the world, dem go talk say I be anti-christ. grin

Yahweh & Jesus should have deployed an Angelic Brigade led by "Brigadier General Michael", "Major General Uriel" and "Lieutenant General Gabriel" to stop this bomb blast from killing these sheeples inside the Church - but unfortunately, since Easter is also being celebrated in Heaven, the angel in charge of monitoring the children of Yahweh on Earth with a long-range telescope is drunk on Hennessy VSOP. grin

If Christianity does not go into extinction by the year 2030, my name is not Iskander-M of Ijebuland. grin
Idiot..
Health › Re: Sickle Cell Patient And Rape Victim Celebrates 19th Birthday (Photos) by Akanoaaa(m): 9:35am On Apr 21, 2019
....And she's pretty
Romance › Re: Excited Man Standing Behind A Lady On A Queue. Photos by Akanoaaa(m): 2:49pm On Apr 19, 2019
But this girl get yash o
Crime › Re: Soldiers Beaten In Ajegunle, Lagos As Kola Mutiu 'Black Jesus' Dies. Graphic by Akanoaaa(m): 5:26pm On Apr 17, 2019
dayleke:
Yes. Na im ghost dey write now.... grin
Hahahaa grin
Crime › Re: Soldiers Beaten In Ajegunle, Lagos As Kola Mutiu 'Black Jesus' Dies. Graphic by Akanoaaa(m): 1:47pm On Apr 17, 2019
IvarTheTerrible:
angry

I remember facing a baying mob in 1992 close to Kalakuta Shrine..

A young lady had stolen baby formula because she was a school drop-out and had no one to rely on cry

A crowd of 10 unemployed youth were tearing her clothes when i ran to the scene


I jumped in front of her and used my shoulder to block a plank that was destined to flatten her head.

I quickly pulled off my shirt and trousers to cover her nudity when i recalled

my boxers were torn....they weren't my Xmas ones cry cry cry


The boys shouted on me to get out of the way so they would lynch her. I of course refused.

The touts started splashing petrol on us both....i was in my boxers and shivering that cold August morning.


I knew i had to take action or both me and the young lady would arrive Heaven /Hell in the next few seconds
And what later happened? They burned you two to death? grin
IvarTheTerrible:
angry

I remember facing a baying mob in 1992 close to Kalakuta Shrine..

A young lady had stolen baby formula because she was a school drop-out and had no one to rely on cry

A crowd of 10 unemployed youth were tearing her clothes when i ran to the scene


I jumped in front of her and used my shoulder to block a plank that was destined to flatten her head.

I quickly pulled off my shirt and trousers to cover her nudity when i recalled

my boxers were torn....they weren't my Xmas ones cry cry cry


The boys shouted on me to get out of the way so they would lynch her. I of course refused.

The touts started splashing petrol on us both....i was in my boxers and shivering that cold August morning.


I knew i had to take action or both me and the young lady would arrive Heaven /Hell in the next few seconds
And what later happened? They burned you two to death?
Nairaland General › Re: My Biggest Lessons Of 2019 So Far... by Akanoaaa(m): 6:15pm On Apr 16, 2019
Uhm.. Am learning.
Politics › Re: Protest Rocks EKEDC Marina, Lagos Over Lack Of Power Supply, Roads Blocked (Pix) by Akanoaaa(m): 6:08pm On Apr 16, 2019
StRichard:
Lol...my dear that's pure sarcasm, that's how buharists talk. By the way I don't even know where oshogbo is located
See this one too. Na south Sudan
Politics › Re: Protest Rocks EKEDC Marina, Lagos Over Lack Of Power Supply, Roads Blocked (Pix) by Akanoaaa(m): 5:07pm On Apr 16, 2019
StRichard:
Fake news there is 24/7 light here in oshogbo
Haaa.. Thunder fire ur mount wey u just take lie now. No be the same Oshogbo wey I dey stay? U be Dundee. Na igbona I dey stay for Oshogbo.
Career › Re: Meet Babatunde Fashola, A Nigerian Software Engineer That Works At Twitter HQ by Akanoaaa(m): 10:59am On Apr 16, 2019
Is04970:
Yoruba leads, some follow and others are into drugs.
Dindinrin ni e oponu agbaya.
Travel › Re: My Visit To The Ancient Cave Of Ashes... Isarun In Ondo State. (pictures) by Akanoaaa(m): 11:19pm On Apr 15, 2019
I know the place and I have been there several times. After Isharun u will reach one small village called Erigi before heading to aba eleru whr the cave located.
Politics › Re: Buhar's Government Has Failed Nigerians - Northern Elders by Akanoaaa(m): 6:11pm On Apr 15, 2019
Oloribuku lawon people sha.. Where were they when those alimonjiri were voting bubu? Abeg make them seat down make we enjoy next level they brought us in to jor, no escaping root unless u commot naija.
Romance › Re: I Am Losing Hope In Life by Akanoaaa(m): 6:48pm On Apr 12, 2019
specter:
Send me your email, and be on my neck. I will send you something, read it twice and make a life plan of your desired goals for the next 5months and five years.

It helped me, it could be all you need to get over discouragement.

Shalom
E dakun I need it as well. Needs to learn more.
Politics › Re: CAN Demands On NASS Leadership Distasteful : MURIC by Akanoaaa(m): 3:01pm On Apr 06, 2019
Babacele:
What was I trying to say fool? Somebody made a sweeping remark on Islam ,and I replied if the Irish bombers and the Christchurch killer were Muslims too ,and mumu that you are became jumpy and senselesslly uncomfortable, inferring your empty head without thinking. Is 'dindinrin' your family name?
Oponu ni e afokun gbemu ode oshi.
Politics › Re: CAN Demands On NASS Leadership Distasteful : MURIC by Akanoaaa(m): 7:08pm On Apr 05, 2019
Babacele:
mumu did I mention the guy's religion sef? you see you just exposed your hypocritical self... just apologise.
You be Dindinrin, what you were trying to say was really clear. Everyone known what you mean by what you said.
Politics › Re: CAN Demands On NASS Leadership Distasteful : MURIC by Akanoaaa(m): 3:04pm On Apr 03, 2019
Babacele:
Irish bombers too are Muslims,so is the guy that killed Muslims in new Zealand recently ko? you talk like a terrorist sef.
What evidence do you got before claimed the guy in new Zealand shooting is a Christian? Did he say Glory to Jesus or some bible verses before or after he killed those people? hypocrisy will kill you someday.
Phones › Re: Mention Top 3 Smartphones You've Used In The Past(throwback) by Akanoaaa(m): 10:37am On Mar 29, 2019
Tecno M7 2013 Tecno R7 2015 Gionee M5 2016 Gionee M7 currently.
Politics › Re: Disquiet In Lagos APC Over Sanwo-olu’s Cabinet by Akanoaaa(m): 9:49am On Mar 27, 2019
So osun people are the one controlling the whole Lagos state? isorite o
Sports › Re: Mikel Obi: ‘Jose Mourinho Killed Me’ by Akanoaaa(m): 9:32am On Mar 26, 2019
kingemzy5:
grin grin don't blame a coach for your failed career tongue
Failed career you say? Do you get any career that can be compare to his?
Romance › Re: After This Scar Will She Now Let Me Be... (graphic Photo) by Akanoaaa(m): 10:32pm On Mar 23, 2019
Ojogbane2k:
Guys please I can't seem to be able to send texts on my phone.... I've tried flashing it but it didn't work.. It's an infinix hot 5 lite... Please help
Go to message, click on setting, you will see restore default setting and click on it, lobatan.
Romance › Re: Lady In Abuja And Her Boyfriend Get Into Fight After She Asked Him To Pack Out by Akanoaaa(m): 4:11pm On Mar 20, 2019
sleekpro:
It can only be a #yolubaboy. Lazy muthaf**ckers.

#bomamustgo.
Yoruba guy dey bear Boma? oponu..
Health › Re: Why You Should Stop Taking "Agbo" by Akanoaaa(m): 1:57pm On Mar 20, 2019
airsaylongcon:
The agbo you took as a child was probably dogoyaro soaked in water. It has been scientifically proven that dogoyaro contains anti-malarial quinine. The agbo these days are a combination of untested and unverified herbs all soaked in anything from crude ogogoro to liquids such as formaldehyde (formalin used for embalming dead bodies). Since there's no Quality Control in how these things are produced, proper dosage cannot be given
Were you there? Some people gan
Health › Re: Why You Should Stop Taking "Agbo" by Akanoaaa(m): 1:55pm On Mar 20, 2019
See yeye post. My dad died at the age of 86 without any terrible sickness and my mom is 83 now and if u see her you will think she's 43, and you know what? Agbo is the only medicine they takes. Arakunrin the poster, even if u tell me agbo was the only reason some dindinrins voted for buhari I will still not believe you. I believed in agbo more than anything cuz I was born inside agbo. Wo Arakunrin all these werey write up is not for we Africans, So yi e? Tankiu.
Politics › Re: Osun Governorship Election Tribunal Judgement Is On Friday, 22nd March by Akanoaaa(m): 10:26am On Mar 20, 2019
yemaldo:
Awon boda ile yin ni dindinrin
Hahahaah grin
yemaldo:
Awon boda ile yin ni dindinrin
Hahahaah
Politics › Re: Osun Governorship Election Tribunal Judgement Is On Friday, 22nd March by Akanoaaa(m): 9:45pm On Mar 19, 2019
yemaldo:
I pity Osun, they better run far away from pdp
Dindinrin ni e.. Am from osun state, so ask me and I will tell you what sup.
Properties › Re: Help, My Landlady Is Threatening My Life by Akanoaaa(m): 4:57pm On Mar 19, 2019
wizzywisdom:
Same thing with mind..... Nigeria Christianity is something else
I swear.
Properties › Re: Help, My Landlady Is Threatening My Life by Akanoaaa(m): 4:52pm On Mar 19, 2019
betterbest:
She's a redeem pastor
Sotan? If you know what am encounter with one stupid Christian lady who goes to church than Bible here you will pity me. Although, am also a Christian (Catholic) but seeing these type of Ladies will makes you think if you are in a wrong religion or not. Their hearts are so evil than people who have never been to church. These days, I don't go to Church again, I always pray to my God at the corner of my room. They are evil pass devil.
Properties › Re: Help, My Landlady Is Threatening My Life by Akanoaaa(m): 9:29pm On Mar 18, 2019
The woman is a Christian and she goes to church a lot. I can't live in a house that is managing by woman. Their wahala is always to much most especially if she's a Christian that goes to church a lot. They are worst more than evil.
Celebrities › Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In Africa And Net Worth 2019 by Akanoaaa(m):
Op you must on some drugs. I don't and I won't argue with you about other pastors but about pastor Mathew Ashimolowo, He was never a Muslim. He's not someone I known from distance, I known he very well, lemme tell you, he's a brother to me, He's someone I have eaten on the same table with. He's from ile oloya compound in odeomu ayedade local government in osun state and he was born to an Anglican family. He's number 8 richest pastor in the world as at 2017. So Op stop talking about what you don't know. Sogbo?
Celebrities › Re: Themba Ntuli Marries A Tall Woman (Wedding Photos) by Akanoaaa(m): 3:03pm On Mar 16, 2019
Abeg wetin be the name of that movie
Politics › Re: Reactions As MC Oluomo Joins Abba Kyari To Celebrate Birthday In Lagos. Photos by Akanoaaa(m): 10:39pm On Mar 14, 2019
Oju den timi

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