₦airaland Forum

Paulipopo:
This Post will mean different things to different people. To the open minded it could mean a satire, to the ignorant, Zealot, hypocritical and Sadistic, it will amount to nothing more than an attempt to undermine the work of God. To yet another group it will be an attention grabbing piece that achieves absolutely nothing on the positive side.

Oya make una sort yourselves out.

Me I am category 1.

obinna5000:
Good day. By the grace of God, I am happy to be a member of Nairaland and the Nairaland e-Christian fellowship. I have made some internet friends already in this forum.

I am using this fellowship to ask almighty God to forgive me for the bad things I have done in Nairaland (posting an erotic channel link) which in unrighteous in the sight of God.

Psalm 51:11 says Do not cast me away from Your presence, And do not take Your Holy Spirit from me. That is what I am also asking from u my Lord and God. In Jesus name. AMEN.

God bless everyone.

God has forgiven you already.

U ever heard of the man bag? _{4rm the movie Beauty Shop}

Even though i doubt if any of the last 3 posters' resources will be involved in the project

Shebi its only Chris and Anita

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may i state for record purposes that Christ Embassy has large (_{so large  nobody knows their names? just curious, no offence}) inner-city mission schools where children are taken to from off the streets and trained of charge. Many are fed, clothed and accomodated free of charge.
Older ones are fed, clothed & accomodated. Others are given money to start businesses.

O.k if that is true then thats good. Why are they not publicised as much as the miracles et.al?
Even T.B. Joshua shows his own humanitarian activities on Emmanuel T.V, and I must say he is trying.

Again, another simple question, no offence yet again::

How do you people intend to build a happier world with love with people that are [size=20pt]"[/size]not on the same level[size=20pt]" [/size] as you?

Because so far on this thread I cant see any love so I'm wondering. . .

Simple question, no offence:

How many of the ten million plus are literate, and how many of the illeterate have been/are being empowered by the ministry?

Dont you think both should be done simultaneously?

With all the resources at the church's (generally speaking) disposal, social responsiblity should not be the sole responsibility of the government. Not in a religion-obsessed country as like Nigeria.

The fake evictions werent as dramatic as I wanted them to be

We are in the world but are not of it.

Meaning that we dont have to be run by its system.

U digg?

So did she eventually cast out the 'winshes'?

Wait a min., is this not the same Helen Ukpaibo that did that Rapture movie? I thought she was better than this

Me sef I wan know my winshcraft status. Shey they get website wey I fit use sheck?

Hitman . . .

Shey it will be cheaper sha, plus internet?

They should be like Glo, who forced everyone to reduce their prices

[quote author=tonye-t link=topic=168520.msg2765403#msg2765403 date=1220745961]wow, @AKO men you're cool not hot, bring it on lol[/quote]

hubreality:
Davidylan, your responses here shows that you're not yet filled with the Holy Ghost.

Here we go again.

SMC sorry but Nairaland being sort of a microcosm of the Nigerian society, would not be complete without Religion.

Ah, good move.

Oya start creating the threads, one by one. 

Let me first help you small here:

1. mention 10 phones brands u know <cliche> Nokia, Samsung, sony ericsson, LG, 'Made in China', Sagem, Motorola, Siemens, Blackberry,

10. spell your real names from the back-front enon fo ruoy ssenisub

UNLEASHED:
I don'ts even knowing, whom was the teachas ands whose are the stooldents?

Ok den, I will been awl of ur edmasta!

Co-pastor Dreeldee

Ar u an goody student??

Bbeee:
graint when was us started classes?

Be let me went and pre-par my sillyabus

Ok, butt I will be tinsh u nonsence!!

yJes na, it wasis me that fest all of you in our greide

Kini big deal; the beat is too tite!

All off you peopleses are be olodo

Maybe na Cheif Zebrudaya taught you in primery skouling

& came to have tink habout it, u av reduplicateded hanoda chred; Kill English and Went for free of sharj

Abi na lie?

Some of them would even do very well, as in they would stay on page 1 for a long time; in games section

[quote author=tonye-t link=topic=168520.msg2764797#msg2764797 date=1220737482]A brain stormer game, choose and answer from at least 3 of any options you are good at and lets know who is hot

1. mention 10 phones brands u know

2. 5 reasons why people lie

3. Descending names of faces on our naira notes

4. Nigeria national anthem with the pledge

5. names of churches you knowin their ALPHABETICSL orders

6. 5 differences between TITHE and OFFERING

7. 7 SIMILARITIES between a BOY and a GIRL

8. WHAT IS GOOD MORNING, GOOD AFTERNOON, GOOD EVENING in your dialect?

9. 5 reasons why sexual immorality is BAD, 5 reasons why it ont stop

10. spell your real names from the back-front

FAKERS AND FORMERS aint REAL FOLKS[/quote]Do you think anyone has this time to waste on you?

These ten questions translate to 10 threads on a good day.

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Cayon:
Oh by the way, there is something about you. You are very modest.

Why thank you, I'm flattered

Cayon:
I hope so. Because I am still waiting for Him to send a Perfect one my way because I am not looking

Honestly speaking, does anyone ever find the perfect one?

If what comes out of the mouth is physical, then we are not allowed to breathe out of our mouths.

What comes out of the mouth is evil communucation.

Let no evil communication proceed from your mouth, another scripture says.

[quote author=pilgrim.1 link=topic=168036.msg2763021#msg2763021 date=1220703777]the man must 'adjust' as much as he expects the woman to be 'adaptable'.[/quote]I aint no sexist!!

[quote author=pilgrim.1 link=topic=166629.msg2763009#msg2763009 date=1220703565]Lol. . . Pointing out people's fault - whichever way one does it - is quite a task, and in many instances could be misread or misinterpreted.[/quote]I know, but that is largely what goes on in this section of nland. You say something, I see a hole in it and I fill it with whatever I think should be there, even you people's zoe debate. Someone thinks we have it now, the other sees that as faulty and says we will have it in the sweet by and by. And they both have scriptural support so it is as with most arguments, likely that there are elements of truth in both sides of the story.

That is better than claiming that someone is satan's agent because they do not see things exactly as you do.

naomijt:
This isn't fair. It will be selfish for you to want someone to evolve into who you want them to be and that is unchristainly. Why aren't you willing to evolve into what the other person wants

Well the simple solution is for both people to make themselves adaptable.

Mustay:
Seun (and Moderators/administrators), Whats The Purpose Of The Religion Board

Thanks. Interestingly none of them commented on this one. It makes no sense.