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samuelk:
wac or wack

Ok man must chop

[quote author=sly-k link=topic=106.msg2617110#msg2617110 date=1218017294]however, the best criticism to anything whatsoever is to produce a better stuff that that.
if you can beat PASTOR CHRIS, the whole wide world is waiting for you.[/quote]No offence but what now makes him the standard? What happened to Jesus?

davidylan:
That is to say the baptism of Christ Himself was nonsense?

Abi oh, as if John would get all those people wet and cold in the river just to sprinkle water on their heads. . . .

Again, its not the river thats important, its immersion.

madamkoko:
A machine that can catch thieves was invented, and was to be tested.

The first place of testing was in USA and within 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves.

It was taken to Ghana and within 20 minutes it caught 100 thieves.

Next, it was then taken to Nigeria and within 5 minutes the machine was stolen!

And was later recovered at a Pastor's house 

Seen this before. . . . and you added the last line

Which infact kills the joke if you really think about it.

df2006:
i am very sure that one poor widow payed her tithe and contributed to the building fund of canaan land and canaan university, yet she cannot afford to send her children to that school, of what use is the church to her? it is just a question and an observation, can somebody answer that

Hmmmmmnn [img]http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Thinking/thinking-023.GIF[/img]

Man must wac

Fadajasi:
Una never make sense since nw

Have u tried it out?

tokzyt:
firstly, get registered after that click on any book of interest, click the READ OFFLINE icon > Download files to PC , select phone type(mostly MIDP 2), file size (mostly 128kb, if the file is larger than this, u can select the UNLIMITED option) after all these, click on the JAR , the download start automatically.

Hope this is helpful,

Thanks I get it.

olabowale:
@Gamine: « #5 on: Today at 05:34:45 PM »
Follow God (no. 1), follow Jesus (no. 2)! Its now 2 entities? What happened to 3 entities as in Trinity, sisi mi?

They are not siamese twins, go figure.

Hello

I have developed keen interest in video editing and have began to sharpen up my skills. I am currently using Adobe Premiere 1.5.


The problem I have is with compression. As we all know, the file size of a video is exponentially increased once it is edited and exported, so as to maintain the quality. If one tries to reduce the parameters before exporting (bit rate etc), it would reduce the quality of the video.

So please, those of you who are gurus in this stuff, how do you go about exporting your file such that it is able to fit on a CD and has excellent quality?

Thanks.

@tokzyt

How do I download directly from wattpad.com? It keeps saying it cannot send to my phone number.

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Olympic opening uses girl's voice, not face

BEIJING (AP) - A 7-year-old Chinese girl's face was "not suitable" for the Olympics Opening Ceremony, so another little girl with a pixie smile lip-synched "Ode to the Motherland" -- the latest example of the lengths Beijing took for a perfect start to the Games.

A member of China's Politburo asked for the last-minute change to match one girl's face with another's voice, the ceremony's chief music director, Chen Qigang, said in an interview with Beijing Radio.

"The audience will understand that it's in the national interest," Chen said in a video of the interview posted online Sunday night.

http://www.nbcolympics.com/nbc/news/newsid=200300.html?GT1=39003

Interestingly all this is coming out of the Western media.

DeepZone:
What if you live in a desert, how will you be conducting baptism?

That doesn't change what the bible says, does it?

How can a person who is deaf and dumb make "confession unto salvation"?

If you were God, how would you handle these extreme cases?

In the days of ignorance, God winked.

ifyalways:
rotflmao
joblessness at its peak

Abi oh, some of these people attend these churches.

idupaul:
hmm someone's been smoking crack.

No no, she's just learnt how to insert images into her posts.

Make I add my own sef:

https://www.osstation.com/W/smokers2.jpg

I think that baptism requires a complete immersion in water. NOT NECESSARILY a river but in any body of water that will completely 'drown' the person. Why?

1. I usually like to check the Hebrew/Greek literal translation for controversial words like this because honestly, our English translators did not do an excellent job. The Greek word for baptize is 'baptizo'' and it literarilly means "to immerse, submerge; to make whelmed (i.e. fully wet); used only (in the New Testament) of ceremonial ablution, especially (technically) of the ordinance of Christian baptism:--Baptist, baptize, wash".

2. If Baptism did not require complete immersion, why would John have to go all the way to River Jordan just to sprinkle water on their foreheads? It makes a lot more sense to fetch water from the river and do the sprinkling on dry land, rather than getting the people all wet and cold.


Concerning drowning, it is better to stay in the shallow end.

To serve what purpose?

I believer in both

Welcome to Nairaland.

Tokzyt dont mind them jere, bad belle

The thing works perfectly for me; like the fact that it scrolls itself, like teleprompter

Pepeye:
So cheer up brother, the word works 

Didnt u notice that?

With love

Lets leave it at that so that this does not turn into a big argument that dampens the spirit of the thread

So what is the verdict? Cos its starting on the 25th. . .

Analytical thanks bro. .  .

And guys please try as much as possible to keep it peaceful.

At least thats one thing we can borrow from our Catholic bros and sis_s.

Gamine:
Sorry Olaadegbu

don't come here with false doctrines.

Where is PUSH in the bible, please quote scriptures

thanks

You're definately right, but the bible admonishes us to pray without ceasing. I dont think there is anything wrong with making up such acronyms as long as they point us back to the scriptures.

Speaking of which, here's one scripture that has almost literarilly 'revolutionalized' my prayer life:

"And this is the confidence that we have in Him, that, if we ask any thing according to His will, he heareth us:
And if we know that[b] He hears[/b] us, whatsoever we ask, we know that we have the petitions that we have desired of Him" 1 John 5:14-15

The best place to find out the will of God is from His word, because He can never go back on what He has said for He is not a man that He should lie. Therefore, if there is any promise in His word that I desire for myself or for anyone, I can go to Him confidently, without any feeling of guilt or inferiority because I know that He hears me. And because I know that He hears me, I know that He has already answered. It may not come immediately but while I am waiting, I am continually rejoicing because it is no longer a question of "Will God do it"?, it's the assurance that I will see the physical (or otherwise) manifestation of the petition in His time, for there is a time and a season for everything under the sun.

Isn't that so heartwarming?

huxley:
It is even possible to see little angels flying about during her appearances if you have got the right glasses.

Wanna lend me yours?

Gamine chill for them small now


The convention was/is now being broadcast live on Dove Vision, a free-to-air satellite channel. Watched a few minutes of it. In those few minutes, my screen was bombarded by all kinds of business adverts. No comments, sincerely.

madamkoko:
Bible is the words of men.

Should God have grabbed a pen and paper and written the bible in heaven, then thrown it down to the earth? Obviously no, that's why amongst other reasons, He gave men the ability to write.

@ Topic; one of the ways the devil is confusing the church is by bringing up useless arguments like these when the bible is glaringly clear on them.

That's why he (devil) would get someone as influencial as Oprah Winfrey to give her own idea on 'spirituality', and make it sound as logical and innocent as possible. But it has confused and derailed so many christians. He's quite smart.

***offtopic, please forgive me***

madamkoko:
@  A_K_O : isnt it because a discussion on the thread already exisits ?

Discussion[b]s[/b] of this thread already exist. Yet it is unlocked. Is that not against the rules?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-159045.0.html

onyinye2:
First off it is "Onyinye" oka thanx.

Sorry, an unintentional typo. 'B' is right beside 'N' on your keyboard

onyinye2:
Second off my interpretation of "judging" forming an my opinion on people.

But what is wrong with forming an opinion on people if it's informed? Some people think Seun is biased to appoint one muslim moderator for a religious section that is filled with christians, muslims and atheists. Is that judging?

***offtopic, pls forgive me***

See how Seun sharply responded to and locked this thread; chei

Fatwa no be small thin oh!
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-159114.0.html

Oyinye2 may I crave your indulgence to define your own idea of 'judging'.

madamkoko:
Divorce and Chrisitanity: What is you position?


Cursing and Christianity: What is your position?

I assume you were stating the obvious and not asking questions.

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