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Religion / Re: How Many Offerings Does Your Church Collect During Sunday Service by Akporuka(m): 11:00am On May 19
walked out of four square last month. These people collected five offerings in a four hour service. It wasn’t thanksgiving or anything oo.

Normal Offering
Building Offering
Love Offering
Men offering
Holy Communion Offering

The last straw was Holy Communion offering, immediately I heard that, I jus collected house keys from my wife’s bag and walked out.

Once I pay my tithe via transfer, I don’t think I will ever go to a service again. There’s no love in the church, how will you stand on the altar and ask people to come give five times knowing fully well how things are hard, that’s callousness.

Jesus would have whipped them out of his fathers house, I’m sure!

Guys, just imagine if there was a church that gives out its entire offering box to a family in need at least one Sunday a month.

These churches are getting greedy, you have no idea the amount of money these people are seeing. I myself have paid nothing less than 50k in tithe this year and I am broke oo.


Imagine people who are well off or who people who really have money; my point is our churches have to do more, a lot more.


But the five offerings still Dey burst my head, these people are making it hard to serve God oo.[/quote]





One single offering.
Family / Re: My Fiancée Called Off Our Wedding With Four Days To Go by Akporuka(m): 12:26pm On May 08
PrayWills:
Our court wedding was supposed to be on Friday. I caught her telling a married man I love you and calling each other all sweet names. I confronted her and she said she was telling of proving to me she was faithful that I should draw whatever conclusions I wanted to.

I went to work on Monday and came back and told her I wanted to pause the weeding until we could sort our issues and she said we should call it off totally.
As we speak she has moved back to her mom’s house with the two kids, what do I do?

PS: she was raised by a single mom


Most of ladies raised by single Mom don't have respect for men.

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Food / Re: See The Cow We Bought For 450k At Keffi. by Akporuka(m): 9:17pm On May 06
Very ok.
We bought this cow today at keffi in Nasarawa state and shared among three of us.

The price shows that things aren't the way it used to be anymore.

For now,this would help my family to avoid buying a kilo for 6k.

Things are indeed crazy out there.[/quote]
Agriculture / Re: Please How Much Can A 3 Acres Of Cassava Farm Generate? by Akporuka(m): 3:40pm On Mar 13
If you go with the current price in the market.
In my area we measure by what we call chain. And
1chain is sold for 45k. 20hecters is 80 chain #45,000 ×80 that should give you #3.6m.
Health / Re: My Son Looks Like 7up's Fido Dido, Help!!!! by Akporuka(m): 8:34am On Feb 29
blazer2018:
Hi guys, please I really need your help.

I have a twelve years old son who is very lanky, he looks d*mn too malnourished for comfort. He was very robust from birth till around the age of 8, when all of a sudden he started depreciating, initially, we thought it was a normal thing, as he was growing taller too, but now, I can't even bring myself to post his pictures on my status. He looks just like 7up's Fido Dido.

Now, this is a boy who eats whatever he wants, he's well fed, and lacks nothing. But with his looks, you will doubt that he's even fed at all. Although he looks far from being healthy, but he rarely falls sick. He's so skiny that whoever sees him, asks us what's wrong with him. Another thing, he always leaves his mouth opened, something that has now affected his teeth. We tried every tricks in the book to stop this, but to no avail, he can hardly keep his lips shut for more than 30 seconds.

Now, he's is a very hyperactive boy and finds it difficult concentrating atimes, but he's well above average in school.

Kindly help with solutions to this problem, it brings tears to my eyes as we have done everything we can think of to reverse this. Recently, a doctor suggested we place him on egg regimen, he now eats 3 eggs daily, but there seems to be no changes whatsoever.
Recommended medications, specialist or hospital we can take him to, preferably in the South West would be highly appreciated.

He's my only child, please help a desperate father!!!🥺


I will suggest that, you blend crawfish miss it with pap every morning or every evening give him to drink. U thank me later.
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Peter Obi Working Out On The Streets Of Onitsha, Anambra State by Akporuka(m): 7:15pm On Apr 24, 2023
Gucciblog:
Every morning, Mr Peter Obi works out for a minimum of 2 hours. It is a routine he strictly follows.

Today, he decided to work out with a walk out on the streets. He obviously enjoyed it, and so did the crowd of supporters who ran into him.
people's choice.
Food / Re: See The 100 Naira Oranges I Bought Today In Birnin Kebbi (photos) by Akporuka(m): 4:52pm On Apr 19, 2023
ManirBK:
The Oranges I bought today at 100 naira in Birnin Kebbi. how many pieces will you have with 100 Naira at your location.
Very cheap
Health / Re: Please Help, My Son Has Dandruff For Over 8years Now by Akporuka(m): 2:40pm On Apr 19, 2023
[quote author=7david7 post=119979024]Good morning my people, I am writing you people at this delicate hour of 12:39am because my son's condition, it's getting worse by the day.

Dandruff wants to kill this beautiful boy, I know it's weird because we all know, myself included that dandruff doesn't kill, but watching myself lose a part of my son everyday.

He's been suffering from this condition for over 6yrs now, we've gone to the hospital and after buying and using all the prescribed drugs (Nizoral shampoo, selsun blue, head and shoulders, tea tree oil, miconazole cream, ketoconazole cream, terbinafine cream, fluconazole tablet, terbinafine tablet: almost killed my son, griseofulvin etc) nothing has changed, instead it's getting worse by day.

From complaining of headaches, to weakness (my son that was filled with energy and plays all the time now barely moves, he is always one place complaining of tiredness and pain), to joint pains, to confusion.

According to him, this dandruff has ate up his scalp so much that he can now taste his bathing soap on his tongue the moment he washes his head. We are now scared of washing and applying anything on his head because he will complain of tasting whatever we put on his head in his mouth and he will start having reactions. It's almost as if the skin on his scalp no longer protects him from outside soaps and other ingredients.

The moment he washes his head, his lips and tongue will swell up and he will start having reactions. My once active and lovely boy is now a shadow of himself. He's refusing to play, always complaining of tiredness and pains.

Pls help me my people, I don't know what to do anymore. I've tried every hospital and everything, I've done all I know, and now I'm watching my son deteriorate gradually before my very eyes without having a clue what to do, pls I beg you, help him, help me.

Adolic is solution.
Religion / Re: David Ibiyeomie Gifts Pastor Salem Samson A House In Lekki by Akporuka(m): 11:06am On Apr 16, 2023
damosky12:



Man! How does one have such a dirty mind like this! Must you lots always be this dark towards pastors?

Because his mind is dark.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Receives Governor Dave Umahi In Aso Rock (Photos) by Akporuka(m): 7:02pm On Mar 14, 2023
Desperate politicians.
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stocks Fall On Tinubu’s Emergence As President-elect by Akporuka(m): 11:18am On Mar 02, 2023
[sub][/sub] since buhari became president hope you enjoyed scarcity of fuel, money and hardship in the land all this happened every place in Nigeria.



BRIMBRAM post=121394265]Unfortunately, this is what some folks will spend the next four years of their lives doing. All I know is, to those who believe that Tinubu's win will bring prosperity will get it in abundance and to those who believe it will bring suffering, they too will get it in lion shares of abundance.[/quote]
Politics / Re: How Foreign Press Agencies Reported Tinubu's Election Win by Akporuka(m): 11:12am On Mar 02, 2023
Politics / Re: House Of Reps Minority Leader, Elumelu Loses Re-election Bid To Lp's Okolie by Akporuka(m): 6:03pm On Feb 27, 2023
Congratulations my rep. Hon ngozi Okolie
Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: Abuja Results by Akporuka(m): 9:06pm On Feb 25, 2023
God is great.
Politics / Re: How Simon Ekpa Was Arrested In Finland by Akporuka(m): 3:35pm On Feb 23, 2023
To God be the glory.
Family / Re: A Widower Asking For My Hand In Marriage by Akporuka(m): 12:06pm On Feb 23, 2023
Madam, I will advise you to go ahead and settle down with the man if you like him but you need to do some findings how his children will feel when you finally live with him. I wish you good luck.

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Crime / Re: Don’t Do Crystal Meth : My Experience by Akporuka(m): 8:00pm On Feb 22, 2023
Today is 21st of February , you know the date lol
As I’m writing this , im sitted on a chair writing this , honestly Idk my drive but I just want to relate with people sha in another level
Guys I’ll do anything to spread this word ‘stay away from crystal meth’ (para , or ice ) as you may know it
Okay let me share a quick personal story with anybody willing to learn #pls criticize me
I started smoking ice like two years after I started smoking marijuana. This also support the saying marijuana is the gateway to other hard drugs .
So I vividly remember when I got home from school then after I graduated , I met an old childhood friend , same area . That was the guy that introduced me to ice. I’ve never smoked anything apart from MJ b4.
The childhood friend name is Quadri , he’s a street nigga my parent warned me to stay away from , as any normal kid I didn’t listen .
Quadri and I connected on another level we became close friends , unknown to people it was smoke that made us close . We started eating together , spend money together , did scam together , lived street life together and surely smoked together . So Quadri has one friend like that his name is musa , this musa guy can smoke ice for Africa . After God fear anybody wey Dey smoke ice .
So there was a day I came into Quadri room and met musa smoking ice , Quadri was also high on ice that day . Guess what ...?
1. It was Quadri who thought musa how to smoke ice , but I didn’t know , it was later I got the news
2. Nothing good about ice - the stupid drug just get you hooked and wanting more always with no plans for yourself

It could be good if used occasionally and channeled towards something that makes sense sha , but nevertheless it’s shit .(Anything that takes away the power of your mind is keeping you still and delaying your evolution)
If you are stopping reading this it’s probably because you are hooked with my creativity lol that what ice does lol .
So rewind to when I met musa in Quadri’s room smoking ice , normal I joined after few persuasion , after all it was not like I didn’t want to get high . The feeling was good but I can’t describe it . That was how I got hooked. I remember smoking it the next day and day after the next , always looking for money to buy crystal meth until I regained my senses and started doing it occasionally.
Now he side effect of crystal meth
You don’t sleep at all , you get moody , you face shows your negative emotions clearly like an open book unlike MJ. You don’t eat all all causing your muscle to eat themself from within , your face muscle looks disgusting . Your mental health gets messed up e.g you can’t control your mind , your will power diminishes , ypu don’t have self discipline and all , and the one I hate most your eyes becomes red and you start sweeting aggressively that you can clean your face and your whole body a total of 250 times a day . I’ve forgotten some sha .
It has some advantages also but I ran out of b3
If I say data now u might think I want to use style to beg .
Pls #criticise me
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SAY NO TO DRUGS

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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Adjourns Naira Redesign Suit To March 3 by Akporuka(m): 2:02pm On Feb 22, 2023
Politics / Re: Peter Obi's In Agbor, Hold Early Morning Rally For Peter Obi by Akporuka(m): 1:54pm On Feb 22, 2023
Thank you Jesus
Politics / Re: CBN’s Cashless Policy Has Reduced Terrorists' Activities In North East - Army by Akporuka(m): 8:50pm On Feb 21, 2023
CBN’s cashless policy has drastically reduced terrorist activities in North East — Army[/b]



https://dailynigerian.com/cbn-cashless-policy/[/quote]

Good one
Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome Endorses Peter Obi - Christ Embassy Releases Official Video by Akporuka(m): 2:38pm On Feb 21, 2023
[quote author=peepydelano post=121084919]Who takes this divorcee fake pastor seriously mtcheww [/quote

God have mercy on you.
Politics / Re: Fani-kayode Hospitalised After DSS Grilling, Says Lawyer by Akporuka(m): 2:35pm On Feb 21, 2023
Politics / Re: Dr Paul Enenche Endorses Peter Obi (Photo) by Akporuka(m): 7:51pm On Feb 20, 2023
I dey tell you.
Nwodosis:
The jungle is really maturing for the Agbadorian as they promised.
Politics / Re: Comedian AY Shares Photo With Peter Obi by Akporuka(m): 7:49pm On Feb 20, 2023
PrinceOfLagos:
Leading Nigerian comedian , Ayo makun, popularly known and AY was so excited to meet Peter Obi.

The front line comedian has posted the picture on his official Twitter handle and Wrote: ✍️✍️



https://twitter.com/AYCOMEDIAN/status/1627557616934129664?t=sPRWDn4pi9uDCERJ5Tj6gA&s=19

In Jesus might name amen

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Business / Re: ICPC Arrests Osun FCMB Manager Over New Naira Notes Policy Violation by Akporuka(m): 10:59am On Feb 04, 2023
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Man For Selling New Naira Notes. 648 ATM Cards Recovered From Him. by Akporuka(m): 7:23pm On Feb 03, 2023
Politics / Re: APC Should Be Begging Nigerians For Forgiveness, Not Campaigning - Mr Macaroni by Akporuka(m): 7:19pm On Feb 03, 2023
Family / Re: My Experience At A Traditional Marriage Ceremony Today. by Akporuka(m): 1:32pm On Feb 03, 2023
Sonnobax15:
Today, a friend of mine invited me to the traditional marriage ceremony of his brother in-law......

After travelling for over 2hours via my keke, so we finally got to our destination.

After exchanging pleasantries, kola nuts and other traditional rites were done,then it was left for the main dowry which was #2000.
It was then the bigger problem came because the groom's family didn't come with cash. They insisted on doing transfer but the bride's family insisted on it, saying it must be paid with cash.

Omoh, the whole thing became funny grin. The bride's elder brother kept insisting on it until a POS attendant was invited into the situation.The dowry's money was later withdrawn and paid in cash.

Now, my question is, is it right to pay Bride price via transfer considering the new currency policy that's affecting everyone at this moment? Or the groom's family could have withdrawn the money and kept it until the D-day while it was crystal clear it could have expired due to the deadline of the naira swap?

Mods abeg make una shift this thread to the permanent site so that make other enlightened nairaladers for torchlight the matter small.
wonder shall never end.
Properties / Re: How Lagos Land Scammers Lure Nigerians Abroad To Buy Fake Lands by Akporuka(m): 8:18pm On Feb 01, 2023
lawyer:

Nigerians abroad who want to buy lands or houses in popular areas in Lagos such as Lekki, Ibeju Lekki, Ajah, Epe and Ikorodu etc are at the mercy of fraudulent real estate agents, dubious developers and wayo real estate companies, crooked omo-oniles and dishonest sellers.

They have no one to tell them the truth about the genuineness of the land or house because of the distance between them and the property they intend to purchase.

These Nigerians abroad can only rely on the pictures, and videos the scammers send to them and word of mouth guarantee from the seller that the property is legit but meanwhile it is all a scam. The land or house has many problems associated with it such as:


Fake Owners

Fake Documents such as fraudulent deeds of assignment, fraudulent survey plans, fake C of O, or fake Governors' Consent

Fake location

Problem property that has issues with Lagos State government

Problem property that has court cases attached to them.

Problem property that has outstanding issues with either Omoonile or the community

Problem property that issues as regards debts being owned on the property

Wahala property that actually belongs to someone else but was fraudulently marketed as the scammer's property to deceive you

Wayo property that has no good title



These scammers target Nigerians abroad who cannot see the land physically but are anxious to buy land in Lagos. These scammers send Nigerians abroad carefully edited videos and flyers to lure them into parting away with their foreign currency.

These Nigerians abroad who have worked very hard for their money believe these cock and bull stories and end up paying for these wayo lands without verifying the title.

At the end of the day, when the buyer outside the country realizes that he or she has bought a wuru-wuru land, the dubious seller knows that Nigerian abroad cannot cause wahala because they cannot fly down from abroad to fight the land case.

Even if the Nigerian abroad has the money to fly down to fight the property scammer, the property scammer knows the Nigerian abroad cannot afford to stay long in Nigeria to fight land cases.

The scammer knows the worst the Nigerian abroad can do is to threaten, bark and shout on the phone. At the end of the day, no land or house and no refund. Case closed. Unto the next abroad mumu who wants to buy a land or house from abroad without verifying it properly.

For example, we received an email from one Folake living in Houston who is a victim of a popular real estate company marketing an estate in Ibeju Lekki.

She complained bitterly that she subscribed to purchase a parcel of land from the real estate company after the real estate company sent her beautiful pictures and compelling videos about the proposed estate.

She was advised to pay in full so that she would get her own allocation but it has been more than 1 year now since she paid without getting any allocation for her property or refund. She regrets not verifying the real estate company to save her money.

Another man named Mr. Osagie living in Kent called to tell me of his experience buying a parcel of land that was recommended to him by an Agent in Lakowe.

He was told that the land was close to Abijo GRA and it had no issues. He said he wanted to fly down to see the location and the seller but his job prevented him from doing so and he had to rely on the pictures and videos of the agent.

He spoke with the alleged Owner on the phone and transferred ₦14,000, 000 to the Seller. The seller helped him get a lawyer who drafted the documents.

He said when he came back home 6 months after the purchase, he was shocked to see that the location of the land was opposite the Abijo GRA and was far inside the Abijo community with only villagers there and no visible amenities.

He later discovered that the land itself was a committed land that belonged to the government and he could not build on it. All efforts to get the seller and agent proved abortive and he had to abandon the land and fly back because of his job.

A third complainant Mrs. Awuse a nurse living in Dublin is now in big trouble with her bank because she took a huge loan to buy fictitious acres of land along Monastery road towards Mopo Ibeju believing them to be genuine lands close to the beach not knowing the lands were not available for sale and belonged to the Oba of Lagos.

The developer marketed the lands for her as an investment deal that should not be passed. She actually flew down to Lagos to see the location of the land but due to time constraints she could not agree on the fee.

Weeks after she got back to Dublin, the developer told her that her price has been accepted. She ended up transferring over ₦88 Million Naira to the developer for 2 and a half acres of land.

She presumed since she had seen the land and the developer, the lands were genuine only for her to receive an email from an agent that connected her to the developer that the area where her land was located had been taken over by policemen and officials from the Lagos state lands bureau.

Because of her job, she could not come down immediately so she contacted her relative who coincidentally knew me because we had worked together and I had saved her millions from land crooks.

Her relative was very angry with Mrs. Awuse for not letting her know she was about to pay for unverified lands and at the end contacted me to look into the matter.

Unfortunately, there was nothing to look into. The lands belonging to the developer actually belonged to the Oba of Lagos and the Lagos State Officials came there to cordon off the area from trespassers.

There was nothing I could do. End of story. A simple search would have discovered this wahala and saved Mrs. Awuse ₦88,000,000. The developer to date has not refunded her money and the matter is just going up and down with no end result.

Nigerians living abroad should not be victims to these real estate con artists that would do anything to make you part with your hard-earned foreign currency.

Buying a land or house back home is a good thing that every Nigerian outside the country desires to do but it should be done with smartness, intelligence, and caution so that you don't fall victim to dubious property scammers.

Don't fall for videos, flyers, pictures, or wonderful verbal reviews by the agent, seller, or developer. Shine your eye. Na Nigerians we be. If they can scam Oyinbo anyhow, why do you think you are not their next target?

Don't squander your money. Verify the next land or house you intend to buy with Omonilelawyer to avoid stories that touch the heart. Don't lose your hard-earned money to land swindlers in this economy by purchasing a house or land with a Wayo Title document! The pain, stress, anguish, and grief would be too much for you to bear.

The choice is yours!

Please help share this post to save someone from getting scammed.
dem no dey hear if try to advice them they wouldn't listen.
Politics / Re: They Moved The Exchange Rate From N200 To N800 - Tinubu At Cross-river APC Rally by Akporuka(m): 9:07am On Feb 01, 2023
Continue
politicoNG:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6HeN0aRtLY


Is this not an indictment on Buhari?

Food / Re: See The Tiny Catfish I Bought 2000 Naira This Morning. by Akporuka(m): 11:29am On Jan 30, 2023
ahnie:
The tiny catfish I bought this morning to prepare catfish stew.
You are doing well

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