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Religion / Re: How Many Offerings Does Your Church Collect During Sunday Service by Akporuka(m): 11:00am On May 19 |
walked out of four square last month. These people collected five offerings in a four hour service. It wasn’t thanksgiving or anything oo. Normal Offering Building Offering Love Offering Men offering Holy Communion Offering The last straw was Holy Communion offering, immediately I heard that, I jus collected house keys from my wife’s bag and walked out. Once I pay my tithe via transfer, I don’t think I will ever go to a service again. There’s no love in the church, how will you stand on the altar and ask people to come give five times knowing fully well how things are hard, that’s callousness. Jesus would have whipped them out of his fathers house, I’m sure! Guys, just imagine if there was a church that gives out its entire offering box to a family in need at least one Sunday a month. These churches are getting greedy, you have no idea the amount of money these people are seeing. I myself have paid nothing less than 50k in tithe this year and I am broke oo. Imagine people who are well off or who people who really have money; my point is our churches have to do more, a lot more. But the five offerings still Dey burst my head, these people are making it hard to serve God oo.[/quote] One single offering. |
Family / Re: My Fiancée Called Off Our Wedding With Four Days To Go by Akporuka(m): 12:26pm On May 08 |
PrayWills: Most of ladies raised by single Mom don't have respect for men. 3 Likes |
Food / Re: See The Cow We Bought For 450k At Keffi. by Akporuka(m): 9:17pm On May 06 |
Very ok. We bought this cow today at keffi in Nasarawa state and shared among three of us. The price shows that things aren't the way it used to be anymore. For now,this would help my family to avoid buying a kilo for 6k. Things are indeed crazy out there.[/quote] |
Agriculture / Re: Please How Much Can A 3 Acres Of Cassava Farm Generate? by Akporuka(m): 3:40pm On Mar 13 |
If you go with the current price in the market. In my area we measure by what we call chain. And 1chain is sold for 45k. 20hecters is 80 chain #45,000 ×80 that should give you #3.6m. |
Health / Re: My Son Looks Like 7up's Fido Dido, Help!!!! by Akporuka(m): 8:34am On Feb 29 |
blazer2018: I will suggest that, you blend crawfish miss it with pap every morning or every evening give him to drink. U thank me later. |
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Peter Obi Working Out On The Streets Of Onitsha, Anambra State by Akporuka(m): 7:15pm On Apr 24, 2023 |
Gucciblog:people's choice. |
Food / Re: See The 100 Naira Oranges I Bought Today In Birnin Kebbi (photos) by Akporuka(m): 4:52pm On Apr 19, 2023 |
ManirBK:Very cheap |
Health / Re: Please Help, My Son Has Dandruff For Over 8years Now by Akporuka(m): 2:40pm On Apr 19, 2023 |
[quote author=7david7 post=119979024]Good morning my people, I am writing you people at this delicate hour of 12:39am because my son's condition, it's getting worse by the day. Dandruff wants to kill this beautiful boy, I know it's weird because we all know, myself included that dandruff doesn't kill, but watching myself lose a part of my son everyday. He's been suffering from this condition for over 6yrs now, we've gone to the hospital and after buying and using all the prescribed drugs (Nizoral shampoo, selsun blue, head and shoulders, tea tree oil, miconazole cream, ketoconazole cream, terbinafine cream, fluconazole tablet, terbinafine tablet: almost killed my son, griseofulvin etc) nothing has changed, instead it's getting worse by day. From complaining of headaches, to weakness (my son that was filled with energy and plays all the time now barely moves, he is always one place complaining of tiredness and pain), to joint pains, to confusion. According to him, this dandruff has ate up his scalp so much that he can now taste his bathing soap on his tongue the moment he washes his head. We are now scared of washing and applying anything on his head because he will complain of tasting whatever we put on his head in his mouth and he will start having reactions. It's almost as if the skin on his scalp no longer protects him from outside soaps and other ingredients. The moment he washes his head, his lips and tongue will swell up and he will start having reactions. My once active and lovely boy is now a shadow of himself. He's refusing to play, always complaining of tiredness and pains. Pls help me my people, I don't know what to do anymore. I've tried every hospital and everything, I've done all I know, and now I'm watching my son deteriorate gradually before my very eyes without having a clue what to do, pls I beg you, help him, help me. Adolic is solution. |
Religion / Re: David Ibiyeomie Gifts Pastor Salem Samson A House In Lekki by Akporuka(m): 11:06am On Apr 16, 2023 |
damosky12: Because his mind is dark. 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: President Buhari Receives Governor Dave Umahi In Aso Rock (Photos) by Akporuka(m): 7:02pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Desperate politicians. |
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stocks Fall On Tinubu’s Emergence As President-elect by Akporuka(m): 11:18am On Mar 02, 2023 |
[sub][/sub] since buhari became president hope you enjoyed scarcity of fuel, money and hardship in the land all this happened every place in Nigeria. BRIMBRAM post=121394265]Unfortunately, this is what some folks will spend the next four years of their lives doing. All I know is, to those who believe that Tinubu's win will bring prosperity will get it in abundance and to those who believe it will bring suffering, they too will get it in lion shares of abundance.[/quote] |
Politics / Re: How Foreign Press Agencies Reported Tinubu's Election Win by Akporuka(m): 11:12am On Mar 02, 2023 |
Politics / Re: House Of Reps Minority Leader, Elumelu Loses Re-election Bid To Lp's Okolie by Akporuka(m): 6:03pm On Feb 27, 2023 |
Congratulations my rep. Hon ngozi Okolie |
Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: Abuja Results by Akporuka(m): 9:06pm On Feb 25, 2023 |
God is great. |
Politics / Re: How Simon Ekpa Was Arrested In Finland by Akporuka(m): 3:35pm On Feb 23, 2023 |
To God be the glory. |
Family / Re: A Widower Asking For My Hand In Marriage by Akporuka(m): 12:06pm On Feb 23, 2023 |
Madam, I will advise you to go ahead and settle down with the man if you like him but you need to do some findings how his children will feel when you finally live with him. I wish you good luck. 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Don’t Do Crystal Meth : My Experience by Akporuka(m): 8:00pm On Feb 22, 2023 |
Today is 21st of February , you know the date lol As I’m writing this , im sitted on a chair writing this , honestly Idk my drive but I just want to relate with people sha in another level Guys I’ll do anything to spread this word ‘stay away from crystal meth’ (para , or ice ) as you may know it Okay let me share a quick personal story with anybody willing to learn #pls criticize me I started smoking ice like two years after I started smoking marijuana. This also support the saying marijuana is the gateway to other hard drugs . So I vividly remember when I got home from school then after I graduated , I met an old childhood friend , same area . That was the guy that introduced me to ice. I’ve never smoked anything apart from MJ b4. The childhood friend name is Quadri , he’s a street nigga my parent warned me to stay away from , as any normal kid I didn’t listen . Quadri and I connected on another level we became close friends , unknown to people it was smoke that made us close . We started eating together , spend money together , did scam together , lived street life together and surely smoked together . So Quadri has one friend like that his name is musa , this musa guy can smoke ice for Africa . After God fear anybody wey Dey smoke ice . So there was a day I came into Quadri room and met musa smoking ice , Quadri was also high on ice that day . Guess what ...? 1. It was Quadri who thought musa how to smoke ice , but I didn’t know , it was later I got the news 2. Nothing good about ice - the stupid drug just get you hooked and wanting more always with no plans for yourself It could be good if used occasionally and channeled towards something that makes sense sha , but nevertheless it’s shit .(Anything that takes away the power of your mind is keeping you still and delaying your evolution) If you are stopping reading this it’s probably because you are hooked with my creativity lol that what ice does lol . So rewind to when I met musa in Quadri’s room smoking ice , normal I joined after few persuasion , after all it was not like I didn’t want to get high . The feeling was good but I can’t describe it . That was how I got hooked. I remember smoking it the next day and day after the next , always looking for money to buy crystal meth until I regained my senses and started doing it occasionally. Now he side effect of crystal meth You don’t sleep at all , you get moody , you face shows your negative emotions clearly like an open book unlike MJ. You don’t eat all all causing your muscle to eat themself from within , your face muscle looks disgusting . Your mental health gets messed up e.g you can’t control your mind , your will power diminishes , ypu don’t have self discipline and all , and the one I hate most your eyes becomes red and you start sweeting aggressively that you can clean your face and your whole body a total of 250 times a day . I’ve forgotten some sha . It has some advantages also but I ran out of b3 If I say data now u might think I want to use style to beg . Pls #criticise me [/quote] SAY NO TO DRUGS 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Supreme Court Adjourns Naira Redesign Suit To March 3 by Akporuka(m): 2:02pm On Feb 22, 2023 |
Politics / Re: Peter Obi's In Agbor, Hold Early Morning Rally For Peter Obi by Akporuka(m): 1:54pm On Feb 22, 2023 |
Thank you Jesus |
Politics / Re: CBN’s Cashless Policy Has Reduced Terrorists' Activities In North East - Army by Akporuka(m): 8:50pm On Feb 21, 2023 |
CBN’s cashless policy has drastically reduced terrorist activities in North East — Army[/b] https://dailynigerian.com/cbn-cashless-policy/[/quote] Good one |
Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome Endorses Peter Obi - Christ Embassy Releases Official Video by Akporuka(m): 2:38pm On Feb 21, 2023 |
[quote author=peepydelano post=121084919]Who takes this divorcee fake pastor seriously mtcheww [/quote God have mercy on you. |
Politics / Re: Fani-kayode Hospitalised After DSS Grilling, Says Lawyer by Akporuka(m): 2:35pm On Feb 21, 2023 |
Politics / Re: Dr Paul Enenche Endorses Peter Obi (Photo) by Akporuka(m): 7:51pm On Feb 20, 2023 |
I dey tell you. Nwodosis: |
Politics / Re: Comedian AY Shares Photo With Peter Obi by Akporuka(m): 7:49pm On Feb 20, 2023 |
PrinceOfLagos: In Jesus might name amen 2 Likes |
Business / Re: ICPC Arrests Osun FCMB Manager Over New Naira Notes Policy Violation by Akporuka(m): 10:59am On Feb 04, 2023 |
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Man For Selling New Naira Notes. 648 ATM Cards Recovered From Him. by Akporuka(m): 7:23pm On Feb 03, 2023 |
Politics / Re: APC Should Be Begging Nigerians For Forgiveness, Not Campaigning - Mr Macaroni by Akporuka(m): 7:19pm On Feb 03, 2023 |
Family / Re: My Experience At A Traditional Marriage Ceremony Today. by Akporuka(m): 1:32pm On Feb 03, 2023 |
Sonnobax15:wonder shall never end. |
Properties / Re: How Lagos Land Scammers Lure Nigerians Abroad To Buy Fake Lands by Akporuka(m): 8:18pm On Feb 01, 2023 |
lawyer:dem no dey hear if try to advice them they wouldn't listen. |
Politics / Re: They Moved The Exchange Rate From N200 To N800 - Tinubu At Cross-river APC Rally by Akporuka(m): 9:07am On Feb 01, 2023 |
Continue politicoNG: |
Food / Re: See The Tiny Catfish I Bought 2000 Naira This Morning. by Akporuka(m): 11:29am On Jan 30, 2023 |
ahnie:You are doing well |
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