slimjohn2k5:
Which US wen they ban flights

Which part of the news you read..
I guess you forgot to read this part that says ' The couple who arrived the US before the Coronavirus pandemic lockdown to birth their baby have been locked down there since the arrival of their patter of tiny feet.'

ify84:


How many kobo makes up 1 trillion naira?

1million kobo make 1 trillion naira

nelson417040:
Drop your contact if you're in interested

contact.. 08161259997

Ghostscript:
M enjoyin my airtel 1k for 3gb monthly and 1.5gb for 500 2weeks

brother. . pls what are the codes for subscription. and does it work for android

opibycar1:
I'm fed up with the situation of things presently. I have become houseboy to members of my family. The most painful is my neighbours that always drop their house keys with me every morning to enable their kids get entry into the house when back from school.



I HOLD BACHELOR OF ARTS IN HISTORY AND INTERNATIONAL STUDIES AND A DIPLOMA IN LAW. SUBMITTED MORE THAN 2000 RESUMES, CALLED FOR INTERVIEW SEVERALLY WITHOUT ANY LUCK. I CAN WORK IN ANY DEPARTMENT AND CAN RESIDE ANYWHERE IN THE COUNTRY. I NEED HELP BEFORE I CHOOSE SUICIDE AS AN OPTION.


Opibycar@yahoo.com

I Feel Ur pain Bro.. but why not Look for Money or better still Take a loan from any reputable bank or Organisation to start up something.. Rather than waiting for the white collar Job.. it's just a suggestion tho..

davss02:
More grace sire Meanwhile,I need the geniuses to help me out on this Many people will miss the answer. Someone steals your N500 Same person owes you N100 So he uses the stolen N500 to pay you his N100 debt and you give him N400. How much did you lose?

you loss #900 in total

Kolade354:
Wow I've been posted to Harvard university Thnk you Dibu

#lol.. If I Hear

KenModi:


I dey tell u my broda. I go jus behave my sef dey beg d man. Who wan chop extra semester?

#lol

KenModi:
That lecturer dey mad!

For no reason should he slap that student.

You go find out say na because of handout or textbook e dey slap d boy.

If na d me of undergrad, maybe I go take am, but if na d me of now wey dat lecturer dey slap, heyyyyyy! Kasala go burst!

I go slap that lecturer back with backhand and front hand.

After dat, I go wait am outside school wit my goons.

Wan fall my empire for?!!

E dey mad!

#Lol thank God say you for accept the. slap had been you be still undergraduate.. you for see frustration for dat department.

cruzita:
she is now a big girl




daughters are truly moms best friend

for me I think it's Father's..

Daughters are truly Father's best friend

Thunderlicious:
People living there should be educated about condoms for their own good

Haba na Bros.. so what you insulating

madridguy:
RIP OJB. Thank God he didn't sell it.

_A lady's handbag which contained her cell phone, credit card, purse etc was stolen._
_Thirty minutes later she managed to call her husband from her friend's telephone, telling him what happened._

_Her husband said, "I just received your text message asking me to remind u of your ATM pin and I have replied a little while ago"._

_When they rushed to the bank, the staff told them money had already been withdrawn._

_The thief had used the stolen cell phone to text her husband and get hold of her PIN._

_Within twenty minutes he (thief) had withdrawn her money from the bank account._

_Pls when sensitive information is being asked for through text message, confirm by calling back._

_Also, when being texted by friends or family to meet them somewhere, be sure to call back to confirm that the message came from them._
_If you do not reach them, be very careful about going places to meet family and friends who text you._

_PLEASE PASS THIS ON. You will never know who this might help._

Tanks bro.. *Noted

princefunmmy:
Did Christ ask her for a dab? Abeg, make she park well o

I tire oh. Make she park one side jhoor..

NoBrake:
E no go pass arm robbers....this is y i support jungle justice whenever an arm robber is caught.

Haba.. what makes you conclude dat it's an arm-robber

YourMajesty:
What will a legendary prostitute be buried with?

I think with a Die-Hard Dick I guess

holyteeboy:
send ur number first

08161259997

blaquemyc:
i go even remove your teeth sef with the slap for just half the amount

bros Haba... she appear for ur dream

Jay60:
Dear,

Let mingle,riddle,joke and funny stuffs together on (whatsapp) social media.. It gonna be lively meeting matured minds, I think something very obvious does not require much words... Interested mind can drop his/her number or send it to the below mail: misterjaywonfresh@gmail.com, you will be added immediately.

08161259997

nelson417040:
Drop your contact if you're in interested

akpos. 08161259997

08161259997

y not share the knowledge here.. Must we visit dat blog or website

Luckylife:
If this government is truly fighting corruption , how many of those mention in this list have been invited by EFCC ? Food for thought for those who are wise.

Dats b/c EFCC = APC + CORRUPTION

Harkindeylee:
if Na Nigeria/Africa do this now.. we go dey call ourselves animal

Asin eh.. na so dem take look Africa.. especially *Nigeria

ALKARULEZZ:
9. When your friend tells you; "Let's go to Ethiope River"

"lol.. @op.. which one Ethiope river na

9jacodedgist:
badoo

bro. watin 'badoo'mean self

9jacodedgist:
badoo

bro. watin 'badoo'mean self

valencia25:
Don't give up on that dream, get out of Nigeria while you can... Awa ti sign, we dn turn Mario for the situation.

Na here we go dy when $1 = N1

$1 = 1kobo

KillerBeauty:
Sharp eyes. But there is more

I think am seeing close to 65 there

Ejiogbe:
Honestly, polythene shopping bags production and marketing is a very profitable venture.You can start this line of business as a big time nylon extruding company or as a small scale processor.It all depends on the available capital with you.If you are in Lagos, Nigeria, we can guide you one-on -one on how to start this business or if you are outside Lagos,we advise you to obtain our easy-to-read e-manual which exposes all you need to know about the polythene shopping bag venture.
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good day sir. will really love to knw more about. nylon processing.. we're can I download the manuall from.m tanks pls reply

Dlee1:
Are you indirectly saying that Gov. Dickson lied?

yes,

Mologi:
Unical welcome on board.....

Ui,OAU &UNILAG

will never walk alone....



Mo n wa iyawo ooo

Nasarawa state university