₦airaland Forum

Nnemuka:
Wow....
I have always wanted to pee by the roadside without squatting, now I can comfortably pee standing at attention, and shaking the funnel if its flexible.
Good innovation.

Na yor way
Shake d funnel welwell

Fela were are u?
Oyibo don start madness

UrennaNkoli:
What church do you attend ? Holy staircase to heaven international ministries, Okungwola, Warri, Delta state ?


Pls stop the conspiracies against this man of God

Why demean Warri?

U don dey madt abi?

Poverty na baddstard!

Serves him right.
Make he go follow devil drink tea for hell fire.

NUC dey mad!
Go and fight to reduce fees in Nigeria schools
Na fight wey dem no send una,una dey fight

With Another Stolen N2trn?
Ole!
Go and rest

Paper Tigers

Sofa make u nor fall our hand o!
Make u know book join.
Naim dey affect many warri guys o.
I don yarn my own

Na mumu she be!

Best

Ashawo!

Di money wey Nigeria dey owe thru borrow borrow,even kakulator no fit kakulate am again.
Di kakulator wey my oga try to use for office to konvat di N12.062 trillion to dollar,
explode for hin hand and katch fire!
If u be pesin wey dey follow Naija mata welwell,u go know say for di 1990s,our debt no plenti at all.
Wich way democracy?
Dis 12 trillion naira,na money wey Naija dey owe as at
march 31,2015 and i know say e go don rise welwell by now.
We stil dey wait for di latest data from the Debt Management Office (DMO)
for di month of April and dis month to know how much he don enta.
My queshon now be say,
Wetin dem borrow all dis money take dey do?
Our refineries no dey work.
even student no dey gree carry excursion go our refineries again bicos notin dey appun for dia.
No good roads,potholes,potholes full evriwia, school fees dey inkriz evriday,
our doctors dey strike anyhow,Agege bread sef don cost.
Kpomo wey plenti pipo take dey see front even tho say e no dey give anytin for bodi,don cost die.
Na yahoo-yahoo most of our graduates dey do afta school bicos no work.
Di ones wey gofment manage give job,dia salaries dey smell bicos e no reach pinch.
NEPA dey one side dey crase dia own.
No need to talk about fuel skasiti bicos,to look for needle wey fall for inside river,
dey easy to see, dan to see fuel buy for filling station nowadays.
Na wa o govment.
Wich way Naija?

Amen

I want to be una president one day too
Shuo!
Wetin sef!
At least i no get shoe as big as i am, like jona of old

Drchristian:
Why everything dey shock Buhari naw?

U gat me laffin
Una dey yarn sha
Make Buhari stop to dey shock bicos he must give us steady light and good roads.
Make he no worry about water,we go buy pure water drink.

Good achievement

Nigeria leaders are not sincere.
Everything we own today is from the millitary
So sad we've not been able to utilise what democracy brings to the fore in other countries.

Quite easy,just voted

Nigeria’s total debt stock has continued to rise standing at N12.062 trillion or $63.50 billion as at March 31, 2015 according to latest data from the Debt Management Office (DMO).

This is seven per sent rise above the N11.24 trillion or $67.72 billion level of the country’s total debt as at December 31, 2014. The DMO had used the latest exchange rate of N197 to the dollar in calculating the debt stock for March 31, 2015 compared to N155 to the dollar which was used in calculating the debt stock as at December 31, 2014, resulting in a lower dollar figure despite the rise in debt figure in local currency.

External debt rose by 14 per cent to N1.86 trillion or $9.46 billion by the end of the first quarter of 2015 compared to N1.63 trillion or $9.7 billion which it was at the end of 2014. Domestic debt which consisted of mainly Federal Government Bonds stood at N8.50 trillion or $43.18 billion, 7.5 per cent higher than N7.9 trillion ($47.04 billion ) which it was last year December.

FGN Bonds accounted for 63.13 per cent of the total domestic debt standing at N5.37 trillion while N2.865 trillion or 33.68 per cent was held in Nigerian Treasury Bills. N271.22 billion or 3.19 per cent of the domestiC debt was held in Nigerina Treasury Bonds.

According to the DMO, 34 states and the FCT and estimated stock for Bayelsa state

as at December 2013 had total domestic debt of N1.69 trillion or $10.85 billion compared to N1.7 trillion or $10.9 billion which had estimated debt stock for both Bayelsa and Ekiti states.

The total external debt of N1.864 trillion was owed to the World Bank, the African Development Bank (AfDB), Exim Bank of China and French Development Agency (AFD) as well as the Eurobond.

Nigeria’s multilateral debt to the World Bank and AfDB at the end of the first quarter of 2915 stood lower due to the exchange rate of N197 to the dollar which was used to compute the debt as at March 2015, at $6.53 billion accounting for 69 percent of the total external debt compared to $6.7 billion which was owed as at December 31, 2014.

Bilateral debt owed to the Exim Bank of China and AFD also accounted for 15 per cent of the external debt standing at $1.425 billion, while Nigeria’s Eurobonds stood at $1.5 billion.

The federal government plans to use 22 per cent of the 2015 budget amounting to N943 billion to service debt compared to N712 billion which budgeted for debt servicing last year.

Meanwhile, external reserves which had plummeted to $29.512 billion as at April 29, 2015 rose slightly by 0.56 per cent to $29.677 billion even as the price of Nigeria’s major foreign exchange and income generator, Bonny Light crude dropped to $65.07 per barrel at the end of the week compared to $65.32 per barrel which it sold at the beginning of the last week.

To curb the declining level of the reserves, the CBN had cancelled its twice weekly retail Dutch auction as part of measures to curtail the excesses in the foreign exchange market but will also reduce pressure on the naira.

The value of the naira at the interbank market had remained at N197 to the dollar while at the parallel market the United States currency sold at N222 to the dollar.

At the interbank market, lending rates closed higher at the end of the week with overnight rate rising to 9.2917 per cent from 9.1 per cent. One-month, 3-month and 6-month monies also rose to 13.1585, 14.4175 and 15.7848 per cents at the end of the week respectively up from 12.3428, 13.3458 and 14.7194 per cents which it was at the beginning of last week.

SOURCE... http://leadership.ng/business/432368/nigerias-debt-rise-by-7-to-n12trn?fb_ref=Default&fb_source=message

Two

19 more days seems too far.
Speedometer needed.
Jonathan's Evil Regime is a bad example.

EroticAngelina:
so Jonathan is the reason for this fuel scarcity? ok.
still waiting, and I hope I ain't gonn be disappointed.

U are as good as your regime.
Whose regime is dis?
Whose policies still rule the nation?
Me /jonathan from d same zone but i wont let sentiments take d beta of me.
Even Bayelsa his own state,is left unattended.
Na wa o.

chikena

Dem no help we

Gud

Kai!
Me and my bro saw them around some minutes to 2 and they drove against d traffic and i nearly hit them.
They Left us discussing what possibly cud av made dem drove against traffic.we concluded they were robbers.
Little Did we know somebody later hacked dem down.
Dats some good news.

So,Finally Bought Fuel For #500 Per Litre Last Nite. Thank u Ebele Azikiwe.
Always Creating Stupid Histories Since 1804.

Police recruiters at Kanduyi took back an admission letter they had issued to a man, citing his tribe.
Mr Mathews Rufassi had passed all stages of the recruitment and was issued with a letter to join Police Training College in Kiganjo.
A senior officer later asked him to return the letter.

The officer said they had discovered the recruit was a Teso yet they were required to recruit only Luhyas (10)  and Kikuyus (two) from the sub-count

“The officers called me back and informed me to hand over the letter because the recruiting team had discovered I was a Teso,” said Rufassi.

TEARS
The teary recruit said he knew of no other home other than Bungoma though his father was a Teso and mother a Luhya.

“I don’t know any other home apart from Kanduyi. I have been brought up in this region,” said Rufassi.

Bungoma County Police Commandant Charles Munyoli confirmed that the letter had been withdrawn a few minutes after it was issued.

Mr Munyoli explained that the move was informed by a directive from the National Police Service Commission on the recruitment process in the area.

“It is not our intention to deny him a chance but the directive from the commission is clear as 10 slots go to the Luhyas and two go to the Kikuyus,” he said.
Mr. Munyoli explained that the directive was arrived bearing in my mind the 1999 census.

SOURCE...http://nairobinews.co.ke/man-in-tears-after-being-denied-police-job-because-he-is-teso/

Malik Obama say him junior broda,Barrack Obama bihavior and karata dey get worse evriday by day since he bicom US president.
He say Obama no send weda him family pipo dey exist for Kenya.
Malik say,wen dia auntie,Zaituni,die for America,
Barrack Obama no drop shishi to take transport di dead bodi back to Kenya bicos he say di transport too cost.
He say,he take dem one month to gada di money to carry her dead bodi go back to Kenya.
Malik Obama yarn all dis for one intaviu wit Joel Gilbert,di director of di film,"Dreams From My Real Father".

He say Obama mata don tire dem reach neck bicos he wicked pass nebukanezzar.
He say time don reach to find out who Barrack Obama real papa be sef, bicos,
naim him step fada,Frank Marshall Davies character he carry.
He say him dey veri veri diasapointed
wit Obama and he don notice all Obama yeye bihavior
espeshally di way wey he treat him and dia late auntie,Zaituni,from di veri fest time
wen dem won swearram enta as he win election for 2008 to bicom di world most powerful man.
He even yarn say,anytime wen he won visit Obama for White House,na thru back door or nite dem dey allowram enta.
Di last tings wey Malik Obama yarn for di intaviu be say,
him no expect to see him step broda,Barrack Obama as di America Presido dey prepia to visit Kenya for July.
Barrack Obama papa na from Kenya why he mama,Stanley Ann Dunham, na America woman.

READ MORE....http://ogakpatakpata..com/2015/04/obama-senior-brodamaliksay-obama-bad.html

Di king of big big grammar wey dey shake pesin brain foundation,Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon,don yarn say West Africa Examination Council,WAEC,take am play tire so tey he kon dey para.
Wen Punch newspaper askam weda him use all dis big big grammar di time wey im dey go skul,di Benin Chief say,yes o.
He say im use dem welwell for secondary skul and even univasiti.
He say infact,WAEC seize him O' level English language result three times but dem dey always dey release di oda subjects.
All dis time,him bin pass JAMB twice but WAEC no allowram enta univasiti bicos of di English wey dem dey seize.
Na di third one wey im do naim WAEC kon release.
Patrick Obahiagbon na di current Chief of Staff to Edo State govnor,Adams Oshiomole.

SOURCE...http://ogakpatakpata..com/2015/04/grammar-kingpatrick-obahiagbon-say-waec.html

Pharaoh try before he die o.
Shuo!