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IdiAmin1:
If it's true, then congrats to Rochas. It's not easy winning any election with APC in SE let alone governorship. Amaechi should immediately relocate to owerri for a tutorial on election 101. Mr talk talk that couldn't even win common VILLAGE president with APC in PH

Did Amaechi ran for any position?
If there is anybody who gave d opposition a voice for fighting d presidency to a stand still,it's him.
So bicos Obama is supportin Hillary Clinton,he shud be blamed shud Hillary loose?
Na all of una wit una myopic tinkin dey finish nigeria for ground.

vokalguy:
As soon as I read the first sentence, I jumped to the conclusion that this is a rubbish post... First of all Schneiderlin IS NOT a striker you idiot. Second of all, proper grammar is highly appreciated

Mr Wole Soyinka.picking holes in people's write up.wich One u write?
We know ur. Type

Justosaus:
What do you mean by proper grammar? The guy simply presented his news in a different format - Pidgin English. Its quite original, if u ask me. Makes the news less boring to read also.

God bless u. pipo like u Naim know wot it means To be Creative.weda dat guy wey dey do ITK like it or not,pidgin english na di first language of ova 100 million nigerians.
What is wrong in adding pep to nigerians daily life?
Wen lagbaja first stat to wear mask dem dey laffam but today he is one of africa's most Respected artiste.thanks to d style he choosed.

Chelsea don dey plan to offload Mikel Obi to Southampton so dat dem go fit buy dia strikar,Morgan Schneiderlin wey Southampton don put Ogbonge price of 25million pounds for him head.
Oyibo pipo say wen pesin caria don dey nosedive,dat is to say,wen dem no too value U too much again,
dem go use u dey play,dem go use u dey play kalokalo.
Di way wey di mata be now,Mikel be like carrot wey dem take dey bribe rabbit so dat dem go catcham and na wetin Chelsea dey try to do so dat dem go catch dia target,Morgan Schneiderlin.
Anoda club wey dey try to kolobi Schneiderlin since last year,na Arsenal.
Anyway,me I go siddon for fence dey watch who go buyam at di end of di day.

SOURCE....http://ogakpatakpata..com/2015/04/end-of-roadchelsea-won-force.html

Police recruiters at Kanduyi took back an admission letter they had issued to a man, citing his tribe.
Mr Mathews Rufassi had passed all stages of the recruitment and was issued with a letter to join Police Training College in Kiganjo.
A senior officer later asked him to return the letter.

The officer said they had discovered the recruit was a Teso yet they were required to recruit only Luhyas (10)  and Kikuyus (two) from the sub-count

“The officers called me back and informed me to hand over the letter because the recruiting team had discovered I was a Teso,” said Rufassi.

TEARS
The teary recruit said he knew of no other home other than Bungoma though his father was a Teso and mother a Luhya.

“I don’t know any other home apart from Kanduyi. I have been brought up in this region,” said Rufassi.

Bungoma County Police Commandant Charles Munyoli confirmed that the letter had been withdrawn a few minutes after it was issued.

Mr Munyoli explained that the move was informed by a directive from the National Police Service Commission on the recruitment process in the area.

“It is not our intention to deny him a chance but the directive from the commission is clear as 10 slots go to the Luhyas and two go to the Kikuyus,” he said.
Mr. Munyoli explained that the directive was arrived bearing in my mind the 1999 census.

SOURCE...http://nairobinews.co.ke/man-in-tears-after-being-denied-police-job-because-he-is-teso/

Police recruiters at Kanduyi took back an admission letter they had issued to a man, citing his tribe.
Mr Mathews Rufassi had passed all stages of the recruitment and was issued with a letter to join Police Training College in Kiganjo.
A senior officer later asked him to return the letter.

The officer said they had discovered the recruit was a Teso yet they were required to recruit only Luhyas (10)  and Kikuyus (two) from the sub-count

“The officers called me back and informed me to hand over the letter because the recruiting team had discovered I was a Teso,” said Rufassi.

TEARS
The teary recruit said he knew of no other home other than Bungoma though his father was a Teso and mother a Luhya.

“I don’t know any other home apart from Kanduyi. I have been brought up in this region,” said Rufassi.

Bungoma County Police Commandant Charles Munyoli confirmed that the letter had been withdrawn a few minutes after it was issued.

Mr Munyoli explained that the move was informed by a directive from the National Police Service Commission on the recruitment process in the area.

“It is not our intention to deny him a chance but the directive from the commission is clear as 10 slots go to the Luhyas and two go to the Kikuyus,” he said.
Mr. Munyoli explained that the directive was arrived bearing in my mind the 1999 census.

SOURCE...http://nairobinews.co.ke/man-in-tears-after-being-denied-police-job-because-he-is-teso/

Two PDP big names wey APC dey tire for dia mata,Govnor Ayodele Fayose and Senator Buruji Kashamu,hang out for iya basira buka and dem dey blast beta amala come use moet topam.
Di tin wey surprise me pass na how di table take dey dirty bicos e be like wia pigs for chop.
Dem say cleanliness naim next to Godliness but why di table come dey nyama nyama like dis?
is it dat we no get Govnors and Senators wey neat for naija again?
Dem be leaders?
If yes,were di examples wey pipo go follow?

SOURCE....http://ogakpatakpata..com/2015/04/dirty-enjoyment-governor-fayose-and.html

Like tenant wey landlord give two weeks quit notice,President Ebele Jonathan don give imsef quit notice so dat Julius Berger go fit carry out renovation work for Aso Rock bifor di new Presido,Muhammadu Buhari and Vice Presido Yemi Osinbajo go take over di yard.
Akordin to one sombodi for Aso Rock,na two weeks dem give Julius Berger startin from next week to complit di work.
Di sombodi, also yarn say,if dem follow di plan,uncle Jona go pack go di glass house wey no far from di place wia im be dey stay so dat Julius Berger go dey do dia work dey go.
Also,akordin to tori wey dey reach our office,di only miuzik wey dem dey play for Buhari house now na, "Enter di Place" by 2face Idibia as di General don ready to pack 'enta di place' wey dem dey call Aso Rock for di next four years.
President Jonathan don alreadi start to dey pack im load afta INEC anounce Buhari as di wina of di 2015 presido election.
For di biginin of dis month,pipo see many bus wey carry plenti load dey comot for Aso Rock afta di election

READ MORE FOR HIA....http://ogakpatakpata..com/2015/04/jonathan-don-give-himsef-quit-notice.html

Singer Bobby Brown has claimed his coma induced daughter is “awake” three months after she was found unresponsive in a bath.
The performer left an audience stunned when between songs at the Verizon Theatre in Dallas on Saturday he said “Bobbi is awake. She’s watching me.”
He failed to elaborate further on the 22-year-old’s condition who has been battling for life ever since she was found unconscious under water.
Bobbi Kristina, whose mother was Whitney Houston, was found in two feet of water on January 31.

Ever since she has been in a medically induced coma with doctors telling her family there is nothing more than can do for her.
Bobby’s comments on stage came amid reports his desire to keep her on life support is at odds with Whitney’s family.
The Bodyguard star’s mother Cissy Houston, and sister Pat Houston are both understood to believe the time has come to turn off the machine keeping Bobbi alive.

Despite her father’s optimism, sources close to the family say nothing has changed with the condition.

A source said: “Each day the family are still praying for a miracle but they are realistic about what the future holds.

“Bobbi’s condition has not changed and doctors have told them scans show their is little brain activity.”

Police have launched an investigation over what caused Whitney’s daughter to fall unconscious in a bath after finding she had numerous facial injuries.

Whitney died three years ago after she too was found in a bath unconscious.

The Los Angeles County coroner’s office confirmed the 48-year-old passed away as a result of drowning and 'effects of atherosclerotic heart disease and cocaine use’.

Mirror Celeb have contacted Bobby and Bobbi's reps for comment.

SOURCE...http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/bobby-brown-reveals-daughter-bobbi-5551367?ICID=FB_mirror_main

Fans, dream no more because what u've been clamouring for is finally here as the two leading stars in world football, Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi,
are set to star on the same side in a forthcoming ‘North vs South’ All-Star fixture.


The two superstars who have shared the last seven FIFA World Player of the Year/Ballon d’Or awards between them, will file out in a UEFA All-Star match as they will join other football stars around the globe in a showcase of the best of European-based talents.

According to Spanish newspaper, Mundo Deportivo, the pair will play for Team South which includes stars from La Liga, Serie A and Ligue 1 against Team North which will incorporate players from the Premier League, Bundesliga and Russian Premier League.

Reports say a marketing company has approached UEFA with the proposed fixture but other details like date and venue are yet to be confirmed.

Fans, dream no more because what u've been clamouring for is finally here as the two leading stars in world football, Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi,
are set to star on the same side in a forthcoming ‘North vs South’ All-Star fixture.


The two superstars who have shared the last seven FIFA World Player of the Year/Ballon d’Or awards between them, will file out in a UEFA All-Star match as they will join other football stars around the globe in a showcase of the best of European-based talents.

According to Spanish newspaper, Mundo Deportivo, the pair will play for Team South which includes stars from La Liga, Serie A and Ligue 1 against Team North which will incorporate players from the Premier League, Bundesliga and Russian Premier League.

Reports say a marketing company has approached UEFA with the proposed fixture but other details like date and venue are yet to be confirmed.

Read more. .http://ogakpatakpata..com/2015/04/see-some-tingronaldo-and-messi-go-play.html

SOURCE....http://ogakpatakpata..com/2015/04/halleluyah-terry-g-don-cut-him-dada.html

Di wind of change don blow reach di house of naija craziest miuzishan and di akpako masta,Terry G, as di bobo don give up hin dada for low cut.
Terry G,di bobo wey dey pafom wit plenti energi anytime he dey on stage,shock evribodi for intanet wen he sample him new look as he don clear di load comot from him head.
Anoda tory wey Terry G yarn us bifor be say,he don stop to smoke igbo but dat one naim i no fit garantee weda pipo biliv.
Seeing as dem talk am is believing.
You don see hin new hair style but you biliv say, Terry G don stop to smoke trees?

Oya make we yarn....

RMD get read am.u try sha but learn to summaries ur tory next time.
My girlfriend also waited to contest for d next edition bicos her friend won d first prize of d competition but she waited in vain like Bob Marley.

Dem realy talk am say if yeye won smell,e dey smell finish.
America singa,Toni Braxton attend UNCF evening groove wey dem organise for stars wit her two bois shidren,Denim and Diezel on sunday April 12 for Atlanta,Georgia.
Di kain see tru dress witout bra wey she wear naim kon tire pipo as dem dey wonda say as mama weda she supose dress like dat.
Make i no yarn too much.
Check out di pichors for yorsef.
You go happy if yor mama dress like dis?

SEE MORE PICTURES FOR HIA....http://ogakpatakpata..com/2015/04/see-wetin-toni-braxton-wear-go-groove.html

Forma minista for Petro mata,Tam David West,don tell Naija pipo say, dem fit sleep wit dia two eyes close and expect jolliment bicos him biliv say new presido,Buhari go reduce price of fuel from 87Naira to N40 wen he start work from May 29.
He yarn dis one wen vanguard call am for telefone to talk for some kain mata wey concern us.
He say forget mata for mathias,no shakement bicos hin no wetin Buhari go fit do.
Tam West wey be petro minista unda Buhari khaki regime for 1984 yarn say, di new presido go bring fresh confidens to di oil industri and he also yarn say baba na strait forward pesin bicos im know am like di back of im leg.
Di forma Oga for petro mata say Muhamedu Buhari go build new refanaries make fuel and kerosine for dey yanfuyanfu for poor pipo to use bicos no beta govment go like to dey see di pipo dey suffa.
David Tam West say no need to look far bicos naija get all wetin dem need to make life beta.
Anoda tin wey im yarn be say e don tey wey Buhari dey tell evribodi say hin nor won hear subsidy mata for him ears.

SOURCE...http://ogakpatakpata..com/2015/04/david-tam-west-say-buhari-go-reduce.html

FORMER Minister of Petroleum and Energy, Prof. Tamunoemi David-West, said that Nigerians should expect sharp drop in petrol price from the current N87 to about N40 per litre, saying, “the president-elect, Gen. Mohammed Buhari, will reduce the fuel pump price to N40 per litre.”

In a telephone interview with Vanguard, the former minister argued that Nigeria produces millions of barrels of crude oil daily, and if properly harnessed will boost the performance of the industry.

His words: “I want to assure you that by the time he takes over, petrol will be dispensed at N40 per litre. This is possible and he has the credibility to make it work.

The major assignment of the president-elect when he is eventually inaugurated is to restore confidence to the industry.

He noted that the president-elect is familiar with the petroleum industry, adding that he is a straight forward person that has respect for democratic principles.

“As military head of state, he dealt with the Federal Executive Council with the tenets of democracy. Buhari will build new refineries to make petroleum products available for the masses. No responsible government will allow the masses to suffer.

SOURCE..http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/buharill-reduce-petrol-to-n40l-david-west/

Animals in Clothes

barcanista:
Please who won Édo two weeks ago? Ask Mogidi


So na Buhari go rig for APC? The underage voters that returned Buhari to power is what? Abeg shift... Edo will fall finally next year to PDP!!

Poweeeeeeeeeer!!!!!!!!

D same underage dat voted for Goodluck in 2011 in d north.
Flimsy excuse!

By The Rivers Of Babylon
Were We sat down
Yeah we wept
When we remembered Zion


Rivers Oh My RIvers

If player skor 20 goals for one season for him club bifor,na big achivment but di level wey Ronaldo and Messi don take di skorin of goals mata reach,don pass be careful.
Dis two football wizard dem dey skor over 50 goals evri season for di past five years.
Just last night for di match wey Rayo Vallecano and Real Madrid play,Ronaldo skor im 300 goal for Madrid out of 288 match wey he don play for di club since he join dem for 2009 from Manchester United.
Di club of forma Super Eagles goalkeeper,Wilfred Agbonivbare wey die of cancer for january,Rayo Vallecano,no get answer to Ronaldo goal for di 68minute as he nod Dani Carvajal cross enta net.
Just on Sunday here,Ronaldo skor five goals for one match as Real Madrid beat Granada 9-1.

SOURCE....http://ogakpatakpata..com/2015/04/cristiano-ronaldo-don-score-300-goals.html

Naija new President,Muhammedu Buhari,don beg Igbo pipo make dem forgive Oba of Lagos,Oba Akiolu Rilwan,afta im misyarn say any Ibo Pesin(Omoibo) wey no vote for APC and Ambode as Govnor for Lagos,go perish for Lagoon.
Buhari yarn dis one on tuesday wen he visit Lagos for APC rally.
He say make dem forgive di Oba make peace for reign.
Anoda pesin wey yarn for di rally na former Lagos State Govnor and APC national leader,Bola Tinubu.
Tinubu say make pipo forget wetin dem write for motor bodi enta motor, bicos di Oba yarnings nor represent dem bicos him no be APC memba.
Tinubu also yarn say naim be di fest yoruba govnor wey apoint Ibo man as comishona for Lagos.
He say since PDP loose di president election to APC,dem don dey yarn dust just to drag APC name enta wetin di Oba talk so dat e go affect Ambode make he for loose di election.
He say Ifeanyi Ubah and anoda big name for PDP Bode George,no know wetin dem dey talk.
Jagaban,di nickname of Bola Tinubu also talk say,wetin Ifeanyi Ubah go do for Oba Akiolu palace in di fest place?
He say weda di Oba na politician?He say di Oba role na to unite all di parties weda na PDP,APC or even sef SDP.
He also ask Igbo pipo one question say,"Govment no dey pay dia shidren school fees join for di free education"?
Di forma govnor say one spelling competition wey dem do one time na Ibo boy,Ebuka from Anambra state naim win and dem sendam go Switzerland computer shool and also Obafemi Awolowo Univasiti.
No be only dat one Oo, as Ebuka also rule Lagos for one day as Govnor.
He also talk say dis Ebuka kon later bicom executive for Oando and he dey Canada now.
He say even sef,na Ibos naim win di spelling competition three straight times.
He say anoda boy,Felix also go Switzerland and OAU and dem no deny am him scholarship bicos say him na Ibo boy.

SOURCE.....http://ogakpatakpata..com/2015/04/di-ting-wey-tinubu-talk-about-oba-of.html

E don red o!
Yor papa say he dey go on exile if Buhari win.
Abeg prepia one cubicle foram incase na yor end he won stay.

netmillionaires:
the truth b say the Niger Deltans don collect dem share. Make dem go ask Asari. Tha's if Asari, Tompolo and Clarke never chop am.

Gani adams,OPC(N6bn plus)
Ijaws,asari,tompolo,d rest(billions)
Itsekiris(billions)
Urhobos(zero naira)
Isokos(zero naira) and dem get oil plenti but just because dem no dey like wahala,govt dey lookapass dem
Checkam,balance am!

UrennaNkoli:
Urhobo Gbagbako wants to start nonsense in the Niger Delta. They are flies compared to boko haram. We'll wipe them out in seconds using bullets made from tissue paper.

To before warned is to before harmed. Just make sure you turn a new leaf on or before may 29 because the administration that awaits you won't be smiling at all. You can ask the animals you are copying and imitating from the north, they'll explain better.

U just dey nairaland dey boost!
If u see were dem dey blow tools u fit stand?
If d govt is enriching Gani Adams and OPC with d oil money,so d Niger Deltans go just dey one place dey look uche face abi?
U try welwell.

Congratulations own goal specialist
Even u supported Gej with some hate campaign on d opposition

If na u nko?
Gej needs Mo Ibrahim $5m award to take home.
Who be fool!

In as much I'm from d niger delta and even hated hated gej right from his vp days,pls still dnt joke wit d boys from d creek.its not even about being engaged in a combat wit d nigerian army.
Blowing up oil installations on a daily basis will av a tellin effect on world oil market.and its so easy for dem to do.even easier than A,B,C.
To talk am for NL easy but even dem Obama go beg d millitants.
War no good o!
Social media won d elections for Buhari so,
Be careful of inciteful statements on dis same powerful social media.
This Niger deltans can make d high sea were u get all d oil from turbulent,I swear.
We dnt want war.

U see your life?

Take 5 bottles for my head for ur area.
Sai Baba go pay.

Dia Fada Lap!

Sai Buhari...

phillycute:
pls stop quoting me if u don't av anything reasonable to comment any longer than nigerians will suffer, do u no d rate of suffering gej and his caboons already put us throu ? Or who is dis self ?

No mind d nama.its on record say jonathan is d world's most insulted president bicos of his foolish policies.make d guy pack and remove from aso rock b4 night reach.I don't even care if Buhari will crash d kontri.jona messed up d south south mandate.Rubbish!

In all countries around the world,aspirants vieing for Electoral positions always seek the face and endorsement from celebrities and the case has not be different in Nigeria.
It is either this celebrities believe in a particular aspirants dreams,aspiration and manifesto or as the case may be they must have been swayed monetarily to support this candidates.
That's a story for another day anyway.
In Nigeria,this is the list of celebrities who will be voting for either Goodluck Jonathan or Muhammadu Buhari today as over the past few months they've publicly declared their interest in rallies and on social medias to vote for PDP and APC.

Celebrities for Goodluck Ebele Jonathan

Rita dominic,Sammy Okposo,Omawunmi,Oc Ukeje ,Mike Ozuronye,Oritsefemi,Afrocandy,
Ramsey Noah,Patience ozokwor,Gordons,Ini edo,Daddy Showkey,Mercy Johnson,Bovi,Toyin Aimakhu,Mochedda,Ibinabo Fiberesima, Onyeka Onwenu, Kate Henshaw,Monalisa Chinda, Joseph Benjamin, Femi Ogedemgbe, Joseph Yobo
Onyeka Onwenu, Fred Amata, Daddy Showkey, Ben Murray Bruce, Funke Adesiyan, Ruggedman, Essence, Segun Arinze, Joseph Benjamin, Fidelis Duker, Omoni Oboli, Femi Ogedengbe, KCEE, Monalisa Chinda, Eedris Abdulkareem, Zaaki Adzee, Harrysong, Majek Fashek, Omo Baba, Patience Ozokwor, Zeb Ejiro, Charles Novia, Naeto C, Omawumi, Ini Edo, Toyin Aimakhu, Emem Isong,Obesere,Saheed Osupa.



Celebrities for General Muhammadu Buhari

Desmond Elliot,Tony One Week,Dayo 'D1'Adeneye,Olamide,Kenny St Brown,Don jazzy,9ice,Funke Akindele,Ice prince,M.I,Uti Nwachukwu,Banky W,Yemi Alade,Tiwa Savage,M.I,Ice Prince,Fathia Balogun, Muyiwa Ademola,Sanyeri,Adebayo Tijani, Wasiu Ayinde KWAM1,Femi Adebayo,Weird MC, Banky W, Funke Akindele, Yemi Alade, Muyiwa Ademola,Yomi Fash Lanso, Dammy Krane, DJ Jimmy Jatt, Flavour, Saidi Balogun, Ronke Oshodi Oke, Femi Adebayo, Lola Idije, Dayo Amusa,General Pype, Sola Kosoko, MC Kirikiri, Shola Shobowale, Muyiwa Ademola, Femi Adebayo, top celebrity stylist Swanky Jerry, Sanyeri Afonja, Kamilu Kampo, Odunlade Adekola, Adebayo Salami, Lagbaja, Mercy Aigbe, Yinka Quadri, Fathia Balogun, Foluke Daramola.