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CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Celebrates Henry Okojie, Her Son’s 6th Birthday With 5 Cakes by Akukaliaa(m): 8:43am On Nov 06, 2020
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Five cakes on his sixth birthday?This doesn't evince love and care rather it shows wastefulness and a sheer desire to increase the number of spoilt kids on our damaged streets.

With this endeavour, when he clocks 30 with plethora of achievements on his fragile shoulders, he would expect the world to shut down Vegas and Ibiza to celebrate him.

Nonsense.
CelebritiesRe: Ike Onyema To Release A Tell-All Book On Relationship With Mercy Eke by Akukaliaa(m): 5:57pm On Nov 05, 2020
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He fell in love with a mercenary and wants us to pay to read his tears and sad stories. Poor boy. Poor author.

We don't read nonsense. Your book won't sell here.
SportsRe: Osimhen Sees First Career Red Card In Napoli's Defeat Of Real Sociedad by Akukaliaa(m): 7:31am On Oct 30, 2020
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RomanceRe: My Ex Views My Stories And Status But Ignores My Messages by Akukaliaa(m): 10:21pm On Oct 14, 2020
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PropertiesRe: Building Collapses In Obalende, Lagos. 4 Dead by Akukaliaa(m): 6:56pm On Oct 11, 2020
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SportsRe: Dettol Cool Announces Ighalo As Brand Ambassador (Photos) by Akukaliaa(m): 2:14pm On Oct 07, 2020
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Dettol cool has failed me. Dettol cool has endorsed Odion Ighalo, a 31 year old player who has failed to score a goal in the premier league in 10months.


Now I know why not to bathe with dettol cool for It will stop me from scoring goals on my matrimonial bed. Headers! Bicycle kicks and licks! Hand of god! et al!

Tufia!
CelebritiesRe: Thacutegeminme: Why Lil Frosh Beat Me - Girlfriend Breaks Silence by Akukaliaa(m): 1:42pm On Oct 07, 2020
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You decided to date a guy who boldly parades himself as "Eruiku Makanaki" i.e. a person who doesn't bloody care; one who is always ready for a bloodbath; a tout; a servant of death!!

Bia nwanyi a, when you chose death and violence you did it with all pleasure. Do not disturb us with your bleedings and tears. You must learn to carry your cross upright and alone. We are nairalanders. We don't sell coffins here.
TravelRe: Sirika Commends Obiano On Anambra International Airport (Pix, Video) by Akukaliaa(m): 9:11pm On Oct 06, 2020
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Is this the Tower of Babel?
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy To Feature P Star In New Music Video (photo) by Akukaliaa(m): 2:06pm On Oct 06, 2020
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And this is somebody's son.

It is amazing how he followed her to this point of insane recognition. Men have become weak. Very weak.

#spits#
TV/MoviesRe: What's Your Best Series Of All Time? by Akukaliaa(m): 8:51pm On Oct 05, 2020
My best is Lost. That's where I learnt how to drill the hoe..
CrimeRe: Chief Priest Stabbed To Death For Impregnating Muslim Lady In Warri by Akukaliaa(m): 10:50pm On Oct 03, 2020
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Even the gods have grown above religious and tribal sentiments in the choice of whom they love and whose eggs they fertilise.
SportsRe: Yemisi Yekini, Daughter Of Rashidi Yekini, Celebrates Her Late Father (Photos) by Akukaliaa(m): 12:29pm On Oct 03, 2020
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Yekini ruined himself. He let fame and fortune get into his poor head. When he was up there he forgot his poor mother and family in Ilorin. And as soon as he fell down flat he remembered Ilorin and his poor mother.


It's too sad that Yekini left this world without royalty despite wearing numerous crowns in his lifetime.

May our sons not be like Yekini in life or Yekini in death.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Called To Break Up With Me And I'm Sad And Confused. by Akukaliaa(m): 12:07pm On Oct 03, 2020
Do not date a girl who isn't ready for sex.

Most of them have low libido. Extremely low libido. And find sex very irritating. They won't tell you. They are no saints. They are just victims of hormonal imbalance.

You must run from the caveat "no sex before marriage". Years ago, nothing frightened me more than those lines.

Our God-given loins and all its endowments must not be left unmassaged, unsucked and lonely. We must thrust upon the bearded meat of the girl whom we love. And for the very few potent men amongst us; this is the only way to love a woman and love her very well.
CrimeRe: Favour Okechukwu Rape & Death: Father Of 11-Year-Old Girl Raped To Death Cries by Akukaliaa(m): 11:19am On Oct 03, 2020
So heartbreaking.

The man refused to address his daughter using past tense. He kept saying "She is...." even when the question referred to the daughter in the past.

This is sad.

May God grant the poor man the fortitude to bear this loss.
CelebritiesRe: Wale (Rapper) Celebrates His 36th Birthday Today by Akukaliaa(m): 11:21am On Sep 21, 2020
His song "Girls on drugs" made me fall in love with a junkie! Nwoke n'eti egwu! Wale uwa niile!
SportsRe: BBNaija's Erica Vs Siasia Super Eagles: Is The Labour Of Our Heroes Now In Vain? by Akukaliaa(m):
Siasia is no hero. The dude is a villain. In several correspondences between himself and a known match fixer, Wilson Raj Perumal, Siasia agreed to be part of a match fixing scheme in a proposed new job with an unknown Australian club.

Siasia dragged our country through the mud and deserves the life ban. We can't support Siasia whilst praying for a corrupt-free country.

As for Erica, the girl deserves the money, the attention and the fame. For our football to rise, Siasia needs to fall.
RomanceRe: Can You Date A Girl Who Just Entered School Or Travel Abroad by Akukaliaa(m): 10:34pm On Jun 23, 2020
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PoliticsRe: Who Are The Public Figures In Nigeria You Still Respect Dead Or Alive? by Akukaliaa(m): 7:08pm On Jun 22, 2020
Chief Chukwuemeka Chikelu!
Fmr. Minister of Information and National Orientation.
CrimeRe: Convicted Rapists In Osun To Get Life Imprisonment – Speaker by Akukaliaa(m): 11:52am On Jun 04, 2020
This is fair.

Take them off the streets and behind bars forever.

That's the only way victims get the closure they deserve.

What does law say about female rapists?

The law still has not been amended to accommodate the fact that a man can be a victim of rape? So sad. Where is the equality?
RomanceRe: Is It A Good Idea To Quit This Friendship? by Akukaliaa(m): 4:17pm On May 31, 2020
Adekunlegold9ja:
So what do you advice I do
Run. And don't look back. That way you will be fine.
RomanceRe: Is It A Good Idea To Quit This Friendship? by Akukaliaa(m): 2:46pm On May 31, 2020
You're dealing with a malignant narcissist.

She's feeding off the likeness you have got for her. To her, you are a tool. Study more about this and thank me later.

Remember to thank me.
RomanceRe: I Think My Girlfriend Is Cheating On Me by Akukaliaa(m): 4:26am On May 25, 2020
Baba. Na runs girl be that. I have been down this Road before. Trust me.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Physically Assaulted Me Over My Own Money !! Help!! by Akukaliaa(m): 10:27pm On May 14, 2020
You're dealing with an overt narcissist.

I can help you through this. I have been down this road before.
Forum GamesRe: If Given An Opportunity, Which Age Would You Choose To Be Forever? by Akukaliaa(m): 11:33am On May 12, 2020
If no be for the sake of Bleep and the sweetness of toto; I for say 8 to 11. Those years were awesome. Nothing bothered me. I had all I wanted. But because of toto, I go choose 28...nothing sweet pass banging toto as a young man full of life.
FamilyRe: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by Akukaliaa(m): 9:36pm On Mar 04, 2020
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FamilyRe: What I Learnt From A Wedding Anniversary That Could Help Save Marriages Today by Akukaliaa(m): 10:28pm On Feb 26, 2020
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Christianity EtcRe: Today Is Ash Wednesday; Beginning Of Lent by Akukaliaa(m): 6:17am On Feb 26, 2020
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RomanceRe: Is It Emotionally Healthy Being Just Friends With A Mature Lady ? by Akukaliaa(m):
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You showed great potentials in life and recorded good career victories. By your succeses and progressions you brought upon yourself the love of a desperate woman who at some point wanted to savour the glory of your success with you in matrimony.

I have seen people down this rough road before and I make one plea of you - Please do not oblige her.

Do not make the mistake of falling into the bossom of a desperate woman or into the slippery palms of a confused lady. She is both. Run! Run very fast! You can fall if you wish to.

But if you must fall, fall where your bones can be gathered.
FamilyRe: Getting Tired Of Relationship by Akukaliaa(m): 12:45pm On Feb 20, 2020
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