₦airaland Forum

fatdick:
Rubbish question. The military and paramilitary organisations are agencies of? They are controlled by? Answer those questions and see the gibberish in what you posted.

Don't even try to be intentionaly illogical and ignorant....because they are controlled by the government means that the government asked them to collect bribes at various entry points?

I know not less than 7 people who have traveled inter state during this lockdown and the stories are same, you can't blame one person for the actions or inactions of another... That's dumb!

yesloaded:
As far as am concerned, interstate ban only exist on paper but not in reality & it's quite unfortunate. Government also disappointed Nigerians greatly because they failed in their responsibility to contain the spread of this virus despite sacrifices made my Nigerians

Is it government that is not wearing nose mask and standing at border collecting money from people entering states?

007update:
Please be sincere. At what age did you make you first 100k and what did you do to earn such amount of money?

I still can't explain why it took so long... My first 100k came this year... After finishing NYSC in 2018, I finally got my first job late last year, worked 5 months and could only save 50k not even solely from the salary o, salary was never complete, it was either cut by some absurd charges of fines for damaged or expired products, and I was struggling, using different survival techniques to pull through.

There was a particular month, up to 15k was deducted from my salary, it was crazy, but I kept on managing till the end of the 5th month, when something happened and I was given a pay raise of 10k and bonus of 50k, over 100k was my salary that month... I saved 50k straight to have 100k, borrowed a colleague 20k, was using the remaining money to maintain myself for the month... I left the job that new month sha.

Used my 100k savings to invest in maize farming, doing some small online hustle to keep myself afloat while pushing for more opportunities at the moment.
Clocked 27 this year.

GeoAfrikana:
I'm so angry right now. As you can see, I'm creating this post in the middle of the night.

There are many negative things people say about MTN. Sincerely, I've always given them an open mind but tonight I discovered something very terrible about them

Summary:
When you subscribe for night data, MTN doesn't only deduct from your night data balance, they also deduct from your main balance.

Explanation
For long I've been using the MTN pulse plan. I buy 1.5gig weekly. But because I usually need to download tutorials from YouTube I support my data with their 500mb midnight plan.

I've always noticed that my 1.5gig doesn't last long. Within five days (sometimes three days) my data would have finished.

I spend a lot of time online but there's no way my daily usage can reach 400mb. Most of my time online is on WhatsApp, searching google for information and staying up to data with industry gists on Twitter.

This night I subscribed to the MTN night plan, then used their app to check my balance before browsing. If you use the mtn night data regularly then you know there's no way to check your balance with USSD.

Luckily for me, the MTN app shows the night balance. So I was able to monitor both my main data balance and the midnight balance.

Guess what I found?
MTN was deducting from both accounts simultaneously.
No wonder, this is the snake that has been stealing eggs from my poultry.
I was so angry that I wanted to remove the SIM but I decided to collect evidence before removing their SIM.

Below are two screenshots. I took the first before downloading a video from YouTube. The video is 48mb.

Then I took the second screenshot after the download had completed.

As you can see, MTN didn't even touch my night data again. They deducted virtually everything from my main balance.

This is so painful. I feel cheated.

Drag them on twitter

Then switch to airtel if their network is good in your area, you can do night plan as many times as possible with it

crackkland:
I didn't even have to read all of it to detect the scam attempt.

This is a typical by-the-playbook technique when it comes to agency/federal ministry recruitments - they create a sense of urgency and existing connection to one director or HR exec.
And guess what? If you tell your SIL you're interested next week, the slot will still be open.

Chevron Warri, has had lots of people who fell into this same scam.

Just explain to your husband and tell him about your reservations but avoid telling him it's his sister you suspect. Put your suspicions on the contact she claims to have and make her (your SIL) out to be innocent, at least to avoid family issues.

If he still insists you should give it a try, then he should give her the money from his pocket.

Solomon... Is that you?

VickyRotex:
The only thing that makes sense in the entire write up is: "Hi everyone!"

Chai...laugh wan kill me

Congratulations

But

Use your head!

Prime suspect sef

Still open?

nairaflip:
To all those that have responded and are yet to fill the form. Kindly do so as soon as possible.

Class begins on Wednesday.

Thank you

Fingers crossed...everyone should do the needful

Case dismissed... Coooooouuuurrrrtttt!

Some people just don't have sense

Wetin musa no go see for gate

trutht828:
Celebrity news platform, you mean.

In those days, there wasn't any social media platform. So, those who reported celebrity news had to depend mainly on interviews to get information from the celebs. But these days, the celebs make the news public via their social media accounts, thereby removing the need for interviews before they can get information.

Maybe celeb reporters of those days would have been reporting on social media updates too if they had access to social media.

You have a valid point..but then again depending on news from the social platforms of celebrities is quite lazy... How do they get news from those who aren't active on sm then?

trutht828:
The world has changed now. Gone are the days when news only come in via hardcopy newspapers and magazines.

Do you realize that the tweet would have made the headlines in top magazines if it were in the 1980s and 1990s?

You don't seem to get my point.

News platforms relying on social media updates of celebrities to make news is just not it.

samsam2019:
welcome to 2019, you dinosaur

Lmao, bloggers can actually do better than lying in wait for social media posts as news

I wonder how tweets are the ultimate source of news in naija now

I need up to 800 dollars to be sent in 3/4 bits at good rate...you send, I pay... If you're game, hit me on whatsapp 080214833388.

CONTACT me if you need to register or to be guided through...not free o!

I know da gold in computer village well, he's just unlucky...there are many other guys they'd arrest if they decide to clamp down on the street hustlers inside the floor.

Kingsteve:
I tire ooo.
But the question remains, what happens when the current version expires?
I guess that's when it will finally shut down!

We will always find an alternative na

NIGERIANS have a big problem with comprehension..the press release states that there won't be further updates. ...people dey talk am upside down

As sweet as love is, it is heart wrenching too

THIS could be made up

Op doesn't even know how to deploy the ministers, leave it to bubu

Normal level

dannybrasky:
Back then in Bariga after secondary school,did waec and was waiting for result . As a born hustler,I would do any legit job to make sure I have my own little cash at hand. Name it, any hard job,omo boy was always ready lol.

I tried hard but couldn't get something to do until a friend of mine asked if I would work as a sand lifter with basket from the lagoon at bariga. Mehn I was do danm happy like yaay I have finally gotten myself a gig lol,but guys I was wrong as what I saw wasn't what I expected

Got to the lagoon down down after king sunny Ade's house,can't remember the name of the street. From the lagoon you can clearly see third mainland bridge.

Oh b4 I forget,being overwhelmed with happiness I didn't bother asking what the pay was like. Fast forward got to the lagoon,saw some giant well chiseled bros them, going into the lagoon with basket to park sand and then bring it to the shores of the lagoon. As a strong omo boy I was still like no shaking I go chop this job for breakfast easy pizzy lol.

Then came the shocker, there was this bros that was suppose to direct me on how to go about it,his name is Egbon Mufu. I asked some of the guys at the shore pls I'm asking for egbon Mufu,and then one pointed me at a direction and said there he is. Egbon Mufu was just coming out of the water with heavy basket of sand looking huge and well chiseled like a Greek god. I watched the way he struggled a bit to find his way to
shore in order for him to dump the sand he got from the lagoon.

He dumped the sand, stood there and was breathing heavily. And then one of the guys called him to inform him I was looking for him. NOTE, egbon Mufu was backing us when he was called upon,reacting to the call egbon couldn't turn his neck he had to turn his whole body cos his neck has already gotten stiff due to the pressure from the heavy basket of sand he carried couple with latic acid burning. In my mind I was like wtf,na so I won take die? Na so my neck go come break We concluded on how I would go about the job,he told me to pull of my clothes as I have to work with boxers alone lol. Me wey be say as soon as I saw the neck issue I already made up my mind to salo lol. Na so I tell am say I no wear pant say make I go buy boxers to wear He then replied saying eat b4 u come back o,I say no wahala egbon. If I'm to ever see egbon Mufu again that would be today I jejely went back home to hug my bed Too young to die

Lmfao..I can't piss for body with laugh biko

As expected

sirdouglas:
Now before you judge me, I beg you to hear my side of the story.
I said my side of the story cos if she is here, she may not agree with everything I have to say.
This is a lengthy one but I will try to make it as short as possible.
I it is important to note that I am not writing this to be judged or ridiculed. I want matured and reasonable people to help out.

I met this girl in 2017. Can't really remember the month but it should be getting to 2years now. We started dating. As at the time I met her I wasn't struggling, I have my own business and apartment so I wouldn't say she met me when I had nothing. I was a big boy then if I can use that word.
She was just 19 or so then. I am this kind of guy that really really take relationship serious and always looking out to see if things can work out. I don't spend on her, I don't do much for her then. I wanted to see the kind of person she is. She doesn't care or even ask of anything. She might ask for something once in a while but I will pretend I didn't hearw her and to my amazement, she will never talk about it again.
With time I started noticing something about her that I don't like. First is she is really not smart and educated. I noticed that she doesn't have her own say. She listens to gossip and always bore me with what this person said or that person. I really hate that shit.
She is a mama's girl too. Sometimes I wonder if she gives her mom details of our sex life.
She won't sweep the house or do anything for me even while the relationship progressed. I started taking care of her and helping out with her needs. I constantly keep wondering if I can settle down with her but I am always stuck with that question.

I ended the relationship when it was clear to me that I can't live with her. I am an ambitious young man and I am not there yet. I want a woman who will be more than a sex mate. I want someone who can confidently handle my business and manage my home when I am not there. She is to naive to my liking. I am tired trying to build her into the kind of woman I want.

There is only one main reason why I wasn't really hard on her. She was one girl who accepted me from her heart and I know it and I respected that too. I suck when it comes to women and I respect women a lot. You know what they say about guys that respect women. They are mostly single �
She came back few months later. She wasn't ready to let go. Being that I am a loner. My defence wasn't strong enough. We started dating. I got hold of myself and ask her to go again because I couldn't see a future with her and I can't bring myself to be wasting her time.

She wanted to stay, I told her in plain words that I don't want to marry her and that's why I am setting her free.

She left and came back the third time. We had sex and all that but this time I was determined to let her go. I went to a lab for a test with to make sure I didn't infect her with anything because I treated staph before I met her and I was afraid it may still be there or something. To my utmost surprise, she was the one who infected me with gonorrhea. I treated mine and hers and ask her to go.

I noticed that she haven't seen her period and asked her and she confirmed it. She left and came back few weeks later that she is pregnant. She insisted that she wanted to have an abortion but I wasn't interested. I told her to keep the child. Besides, she has been the one telling me that my sperm us not working. I laughed over it. I became afraid that she will try something stupid so I took her to a pharmacist friend of mine to discourage her.

Her mother got to know and ask her to call me. I went with a friend and told her mother everything. I started suspecting that the child might not be mine because I treated her of an infection she possibly contacted from another person. In fact, I was shocked when she confessed about the infection. She said it is the toilet they use at home but I never believed her.

I told her mother that I am not sure about the paternity but however, I will take care of her. I told her family that I don't want to marry her and I have told her that severely.

We had a long discussion that day and I left. I started taking care if her the more. I made sure that I made my stand clear on the matter. I don't want to be a murderer so I got to do what is necessary. She started complaining about abuse from her siblings and war started. They beat her almost all the time and I wanted to take it personal. Shit do happen at times but that is not enough reason to kill their sister.

When all this is happening, I was processing my papers. In fact, I started processing my papers before she got pregnant and she is full aware of that. I took another group of friends to their home to help beg the brothers to stop beating her so they don't kill her and the child.

My visa took time so she was almost due for delivery before I left. I sent money to her account and bought some things I felt she would need even the unnecessary ones and left.

My problem now is that she contacted me few days ago to tell me that the scan said she is having twins now not a boy. I can't explain in details because I don't know but the bottom line is that she is now having a twins. I feel for her like I always do.

I don't want to marry out of pity. I don't want to live a promiscuous life. I don't want to marry this girl honestly and having a twins for me just complicated the matter the more.

She said the doctor said she will be delivering this month. I am thinking of sending my uncle and younger brother to her family house to do the iku aka or whatever that is called so I can lay claims to my kids.

Her family is so messed up that I will never want to do anything with them on a normal day. They are from onitsha in anambra and I swore never to marry from that state. That's one of the reason I kept chasing her away. When I say messed up, I am really not that good with English to find the right word to define how disorganized it is.

I am feeling like a monster already. I need all the help that I can get. I never expected this to happen. I never wanted to complicate her life but here I am in the middle of all this.

Should I marry her out of pity and save her the embarrassment or give her money and make sure she comfortable and go ahead with my life. Honestly I don't know what to do.

This matter get as e be o

The whole thing tumbled the moment you kept accepting her back, probably out of pity or weak defense as you said....next time be firm...let your YES be YES and NO be NO.

As regards the matter on ground now, it's very dicey.
I like that you've taken a stand that you can't marry her, if you and your wife can't connect on some levels, it will be hell for both of you, and in no time, extra marital affairs will show face leading to some more serious drama.

Once the paternity of the children have been confirmed positively to be yours, take care of your children well, make sure your family are close to them.

For sake of emphasis, don't marry the lady no matter the pressure, it will be a disaster.

KanuSE:
Some northerners bear Nnamdi...

Because easterners are in the north and they also marry notherners

Blackfire:
Debby nnamdi victor from Adamawa? How?

ALL notherners aren't muslims

xnsandrxns:
Be honest
Do you sound intelligent to yourself
There can only be one winner, all others are losers
There can only be one majority, every other party is part of what makes the minority (which when combined, is still not up to the APC)
Why does the PDP want to make itself Lord over the other minority parties?
How can the PDP choose for SDP, APGA and others without consulting them?

You get time to reply the mugu...his point is the dumbest thing I've seen this week