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@coogar.....I hope u see dis....
I used to fink beaf was he only fool on dis forum but now I know ur the presido of fools cos ur stup.idity superceeds that of even the retarded Jonadunce himself....

Am sure you attended a poly or never even got anywhere in the learning world, you lack taste ans style....that's why you know nothing about the numerous positive effects of branding...

Nd as for the target practice u want the kids to be subjected to, just thank your star I don't knw u...would have shown u what it feels like......

U blady skunk....

@breezybone
Nd all others who think the name is nothing but a name....
If you attend a school with a great brand, you'll know the psycological effects of the boast in moral u get from such great names......
I pride ma self as an ABUsite alumni, why take the joy of being an akokite into being a Maluite/moshoodite or whatever....
Dull move by a dull president who attended a dull school nd was voted in by dullards.......shikenan

Lovely piece of work.....et fantastique....

Pretty soon, he'll re-name is to Patient Ebele Jonathan University "PEJU".....then we'll have soldiers gaurding the senate building

Fellow N/landers.....we all seem to know the major problems of our beloved country down to the core but since we know for a fact that the president is clueless with the worst policies ever handed down to a common man, I ask, what do you think is the solution to our problems.....

Let's start with security....
Power supply....

By the way, Occupy Unilag just commenced....sad result of another clueless move

@Bayo....u think you ar funny but honestly, I don't just think it, I know you are a very BIG FOOL......

@OP.....I share ur pain but what can we do about this problem?

Guys....I was having a boring day untill I came on to see what ma naija peeps are up to.....please keep it coming cos I don laugh die.....

@Beaf nd alh_harem.....along side others who support the retardeens failed mental capacity to reason well enough nd use his brain rather than his sh.it box...

Aside the health disadvantages acrued to dis disaster he wants to "MANDATE" people into, what happened to Human rights?......why would I want to eat bread nd I'll have to consume cassava along the line when in naija, there's Eba, Akpu, fufu nd a host of other dishes made from the same casava?

The president nd his advisers can go to hell with their stu.pidity.....we have more pressing issues to tackle nd not some baseless debates that will only end up causing health hazards to people.

I watch Nigerians set sentimental lines in judging the performance of public office holders whom are naturally set to serve the people by default.

Without much waste of time, I will inform you all who actually think building a refinery is 10kobo that there is absolutely no way you can complete a refinery with 4bn....take it to the bank that a refinery of even $4Billion (usd) is just a small one.

I really wish its for real and would have been glad that Nigerian people will get more jobs nd development can spread to the areas but am sure its only a matter of time before we hear what really happened to the 4bn + 500million for 20km road to the site......

Hhhmmmmm.........

Fanx Vick

At dis point...I really wish I could cut all ties between me nd that cursed country called Nigeria.....

And to think we boast of being the giant of Africa with the best land soldiers in West Africa.....

Chai..Abasi Nbok Ooº°˚ ..I cry in calabar tone...

In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in Nigeria, The president narrowed the field to three finalists: the SSS, the Army, and the Nigerian Police force. The three contenders were given the task of catching a rabbit which was released into the forest.

The SSS went into the forest. They placed animal informants throughout. They questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation they concluded that rabbits do not exist.

The Army went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they burned the forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They made no apologies. The rabbit deserved it.

The Nigerian police went into the forest. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear was yelling, " Okay, Okay, I agree, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!"

My post is not to attract any religious or ethnic sentiments usually displayed by some NairaLanders.......read digest nd Comment ...shikenan....

If thers any wrong part, please place corrections where applicable....

Since Goodluck Jonathan ascended the throne of Nigeria as President after the demise of Yaradua , one of his favourite routine has been seeking the face of God in prayer. During the constitutional crisis leading to the death of Yaradua President

Goodluck was made so uncomfortable by different power plays that he had course to receive prayers from different Christian groups genuinely concerned about the precarious fate of Nigeria. Thus one of the first things he did as Acting President was to call on Jasper Akinola, then Primate of the Anglican Communion to suggest names of those to guide him spiritually and oversee the chaplaincy of State House Chapel. Primate Akinola gave him three names from which he appointed a chaplain.

On the 9th of May , 2010,days after the demise of Yaradua, president Goodluck walked into the presidential wing of his office for the first time in the company of close aides like Yayale Ahmed, then Secretary to the Federal Government, Ima Niboro, presidential spokesman, Mike Oghadiome, his principal secretary and the Chaplain of Aso Villa ,Venerable Obioma Onwuzurumba who offered prayers to God for the peace and progress of the nation before the President performed his first official assignment .

President Goodluck Jonathan kneeling before Pastor Enoch Adeboye at the Holy Ghost Congress one Friday night, last year. Photo: State House - Pastor Adeboye Who Prayed For Obasanjo, Ibori, Fayose, Tinubu, Ibru, Erastus Akingbola (all crooks), also Prays For Jonathan



The attempt by President Goodluck to seek divine guidance in the handling of the affairs of Nigeria was hijacked by different groups of religious leaders especially from the different Orthodox and Pentecostal denominations who turned the exercise into a multibillion naira business.

Immediately president Goodluck signified his intention to contest for the Presidency, coupled with the threat of PDP northern elders on zoning, a financial breakthrough came for those spiritual leaders. All manners of prophecies on how Babangida, Atiku and others wanted to kill the President was making rounds. They so much frightened the president with such theories and convinced him of the need to release hundreds of millions of naira to different prayer projects to secure his presidency.

The Christian Association of Nigeria, Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria and some groups under the Anglican Communion made brisk business out of the situation. Money ranging from tens of millions to hundreds of millions of naira was released numerous times for this prayer project. Some conferences were sponsored by the presidency.

Unknown to the President, he has become a source of mega financial breakthrough for some people. These religious leaders usually organise minister’s conference or pastors meetings and request all attendees to put down their names for onward transmission to the president. They baited the impoverished and unsuspecting pastors and church workers that the President wants to be paying them monthly for prayers for Nigeria.

These undiscerning pastors will then struggle to put down their detail which is later forwarded to the presidential prayer coordinators as evidence of a standing prayer squad. Some collected the names of their church workers during workers meetings and forwarded to the prayer coordinators in the State House as evidence of a standing prayer group. They used this tactics to collect money running into billions of naira from the president’s inner campaign fund.

These are some of the pastors that prophesied to Babangida before the Ciroma Concensus Committee rejected him and preferred Atiku to run on behalf of the north. They then switched over to Atiku and when he was manipulated out of the PDP primaries, they switched over to Goodluck Jonathan. The only person they did not carry the prayer project to was Buhari because they know that only a ‘thank you’ greeting will come out of there. When one of the prophets had a brush with the then governor Ibro of Kogi over the looting of state treasury and the former governor was harassing him with police and security agents, it took a phone call from Nigeria’s evil genius from Minna before the governor withdrew his venom.

When the PDP convention was fast approaching President Goodluck personally visited some mega churches around the Lagos-Ogun axis for political prayers and sent high powered emissaries to others for prayer support. Those privies to those meetings and private discussions noted that there was no attempt by these religious leaders to equally convince the president of the need for a free and fair elections; neither did they impress it upon him to fight corruption, which is Nigeria’s biggest problem. They also failed to encourage him to muster the will to break the various cabals holding Nigeria hostage. They only anointed him with oil; some gave him special Bible, special oil and special handkerchief to use to defeat his electoral enemies. They delivered the message of triumph to him and failed to include the message of service to humanity.

The presidential prayer project was elevated to another proportion when some religious leaders with prophetic anointing were brought into the picture. This group led by a young prophet based in Port Harcourt but who frequents Abuja for special programme at the Women Development Centre, mesmerized the president and his inner caucus with prophecies, calling people by their names, phone numbers, account numbers and other family secrets. By the time he was over he collected his share of the national cake in hundreds of millions of naira which he used to buy a house in Maitama, Abuja. This young prophet confirmed the speculation making rounds in pastoral circles in the nation’s capital that he was given N500 million naira ($3.3million dollars) as National Breakthrough Offering.

His equally young friend and prophet based in Abuja who married a pretty lady with a lavish, celebrity laden wedding reception at Thisday Dome in 2011 was reported to have collected up to N450 million naira ($3million dollars) as prayer offering. Another Abuja based Pentecostal Bishop from Taraba State was accused of collecting hundreds of millions of naira for a section of the prayer project. He was also rewarded with a brand new Toyota Land Cruiser Jeep by the President. He has finished a stately designed compact cathedral in the outskirts of Abuja. When some pastors who mobilized their members to constantly pray for the peace of the nation out of patriotism confirmed that indeed billions of naira flowed for prayer project without their knowledge, it created disaffection and some cried foul.

The same prayer business that took place in Abuja was replicated all over the country. Religious leaders of all denominations used various styles to benefit from the prayer national cake through links to the president The funds used to sponsor all these prayers were drawn from the inflated subsidy bills which released abundant resources to prosecute the elections. Weeks before the removal of fuel subsidy, these prayer tycoons saw another opportunity to take their already enhanced financial status to the Bill Gates level. They frightened the presidency with prophecies of how Buhari, Bakare, Babangida, Atiku, Tinubu and Fashola wanted to sponsor fuel subsidy protests and how God wants to deliver him from these evil men. They prescribed prayer and fasting for the president and his inner caucus before the removal of fuel subsidy.

President Goodluck and his inner caucus observed days of fasting and prayers between the 26th and 31stof December, 2011. The principal purpose of the fast was to frustrate the intended fuel subsidy removal protest. When these prayer machines gave enough signals that God have taken control, the announcement of subsidy removal was effected. President Goodluck was shocked at the level of resistance to the fuel subsidy removal. He was equally frightened at the security reports that a continuation of this protest into the second week could precipitate a revolution with unpredictable consequences for the thieving elites.

When Nigerian Labour Congress capitulated under controversial circumstances and suspended the mass protests, the prayer groups praised their prayer prowess for labor’s sudden volte-face. They were handsomely rewarded again for averting the popular Occupy Nigeria protest and a possible revolution. For some that managed to scramble a sort of prayer, the focus was on how God should deal mercilessly with Pastor Tunde Bakare and his group of rascals from the kingdom of darkness. Some of them were rewarded with some board appointments especially the Subsidy Reinvestment and Empowerment Programme Board in their various states of origin and zones. Others got their cronies into choice appointments in various boards of government parastatals.

The constant harassment of the nation by Boko Haram has become another spiritual money spinner. Various groups are receiving prayer money running into billions of naira in the name of securing the President against Boko Haram attacks. They failed to impress on the president to expose his fellow party men linked to Boko Haram. This spiritual stance of pampering Boko Haram sponsors while the nation is on fire is a source of disagreement between the national leadership of Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) and some of the prayer tycoons. CAN leadership believe that the President is too timid in his handling of terrorism while the merchants believe that the president’s security is of paramount importance. God is yet to give these prayer merchants answer on how the nation can overcome Boko Haram but they have insightful revelations on how the president can escape Boko Haram attacks.

This prayer business has become a multi billion naira breakthrough from the time President Goodluck signified interest in contesting for the presidency. They failed to give Jonathan the much needed spiritual guidance on how to bring about a transformed Nigeria, devoid of corruption, mediocrity, lawlessness and injustice. They failed to preach the gospel of Jesus Christ as illustrated by Apostle Paul in Romans Chapter 8 verse 9 which says that ‘’ For the earnest expectation of creation awaits the manifestation of the sons of God’’ implying that impoverished Nigerians believed that probably President Goodluck is the much awaited God sent leader who will pull down the cabal that had feasted on the collective commonwealth of Nigerians. They see divine visions on how all the enemies of Goodluck will be crushed but no vision yet on how to bring peace to the troubled nation. This is indeed a season of breakthrough for these servants of God.

The situation has been taken to another proportion in this Goodluck Jonathan administration. Funds running into tens of billions of naira have been released to CAN, PFN and numerous splinter groups claiming to be praying for President Goodluck Jonathan. When a young prophet can tell his congregation, friends and other ministers that he received five hundred million naira from the president as breakthrough offering for success in the presidential polls another says he was given hundreds of millions of naira to organise prayers all of which entered into private pocket, then the nation is in trouble.

The same Congregationalists who voted for Jonathan were the same people attending various night vigils, anointing service, breakthrough service and numerous fasting and prayers for God to give them their daily bread. The worst form of corruption in which a subsidy bill which was N388 billion in 2009 during the era of Yaradua have skyrocketed to N2.7 trillion in 2011 and these servants of God cannot see that the prosperity meant for their numerous congregation has been seized by a few set of Nigerians probably not numbering above five thousand.



It is discernible to spiritual watchers that President Jonathan intends to effect change in Nigeria. He however lacks the will power to implement the change. His boldness has been seized by spiritual forces and no sooner does he kick-start a reform process than he abandons it even before it gathers momentum. If after spending billions tax payers money on prayer warriors, the God of those prayer warriors cannot impress it on Jonathan to extinguish Boko Haram, prosecute subsidy thieves, revoke illegal oil block allocations and checkmate electoral fraud then it means that there is something wrong with the prayers or the prayer warriors.

“Nigerians need to look inside themselves for change. No god is coming to save Nigeria. It is all a scam on uneducated, impoverished masses.

There are more churches in Nigeria than hospitals, more churches than schools. It is a tragedy of global proportion, and a disgrace to humanity. Prayers did not build the USA, or Europe, South Korea, Japan, China, Israel, etc. These great countries were built by human beings who used the brains our CREATOR gave each one of us, to make their countries a marvel.

Nigerians will continue to pray until the end of the world, and nothing will come out of the utter foolishness”

See fo.ol talking of combat when inocent peeps are being murdered on a daily basis.....

Please blow up aso rock nd pretend it was a mistake then u'll be my hero for life....

Though make sure all ministers including the Piggy-sack look madam umblela is in the kitchen dishing those tasty 3million nair-per day meals....

Rubish....

No AIT here nd I'm not home..... Please what are they saying?

This woman's disco tune tot me how to dance back then cos Jackson was too tasking nd MC hammer has always been a joke to me.....

My 'Unconditional Love" for you will never fade Donna......RIP

@ Beaf:......I figured I'll get a resonable response but you went on to dish out insults as usual......

For once let's be matured and reason logically.....

Just tell us what is wrong with the whole accusations above.....

Its logical to know that the screams do not reduce the pain, rather, it give you headache to worsen ur predicament.

On a general note.....we northerners endure much more than any other tribe (ibo nd yoruba).....I grew up partly in Enugu nd later to Lagos so I say dis with experience.....

About 27 years ago, My mom gave birth to our last born alone cos there was no one arround nd the security man is not allowed into our main house....

Also had to visit a dentist in Lagos about 16year ago nd the screams got me feeling shame for the fully matured folks I saw crying when I had a full braces fixed with no pain killers nd 2 front removals without a sound though had tears on ma eyes cos of the pain......

@Beaf nd his assistant PointB......
Without wasting time on insults or baseless points could you please give us your perspective view on all that CPC has accused the current presidency(government) on.

Be objective and try showcasing maturity.....

With the present price of PMS(petrol) in Nigeria, I guess one will spend about #1000 naira to obtain 12hours of power supply through the evening and intense heat of the night thereby summing an average of #30,000 naira montly.

If power is constant and you spend (hat amount monthly, I believe its best cos you wouldn't have to wake up with a painful ear due to the generator noise all through the night.

Please I would like to knw if the estimate above is true cos I hardly stay long whenever in Nigeria and I prefer staying in a safe Hotel cos of the level of insecurity....

Your positive response would be cool....cos am working on something.

@ayox2003......dude you are damn funny....heheheh.....

Everybody on point.....need I say more?..........naaah....gues I don't

@Novice1......you are so right. If the country had something to offer, no matter how little, then u can close your eyes to those prisoners but as it is, there's nothing positive about the country nd people have to survive in the present day get rich or die trying world.....

I pity the families of those prisoners cos they hope for the best on every return of their relatives....

Very recently, the president confirmed that his loyalty first starts with his party because they put him there....now if the topmost leader of the party shares the view of the aggrieved then I guess our answer to the whole insecurity problems states clearly that the PDP led government is responsible for everything going on.
Haven known him on a personal note, BTK is an elder states man nd even though he's with PDP, he's the only man I can respect though as a business man.......not as a politrickcian cos they are all d same...

My point here is that we Nigerians should open our eyes and see that Boko haram is not religious, ethnic or tribal but purly politically ochestrated by the presend rulling goverment of the PDP......so dear Retardeen(PhD. Stupidity)....get a clue....

@Kachi01:
As much as I agree with you about the crazy ways people express their opinions on NL I still think you over steped ur boundaries by generalizing.....

On that note....kindly get the fcul out of NL cos we really don't need foooools like you....coming her to spill fart

There's corruption in every sector and the only man capable of tackling it head on is Buhari.....not the slow-poke whose wife close states just to open a gym for a friend.....crap.

Abati....is nothing but a son of a thousand fathers mixed-up in a horses A.ss "La Puto-Van-dekho" ....he was always advocating for better leadership in the days of Patito's Gang along side Pat Utomi nd the rest.....all for him to get a slot with the vampires nd now he parades himself as a fo,ol that he is.....

Twisted snakes.....

I really don't have time for Kafiris coming on NL to talk trash......just mind ur bizniz nd if I wanna praise GOD....its my bizniz......bunch of fools who lack peace in their life.

This is not the first of such but it goes a long way in showing how wonderful the Almighty Allah does things.


Allahu Akhbar....

@Beaf......I was almost missing you but the manner you returned with makes me simply advice u go back to the creepy snake hole u came out of......

Just mension 1 thing Buhari has done to be called a criminal or something he's done to be compared to the retardeen maggots in government....



Ass licking Bas.tard(yes beaf you.)

@ebgbest.....dude am sure u are Dame's "relathief" cos ur level of illitracy spills all over ur post....just shut-up nd let semi-educated as.s licking morons like Beaf (the real one) do the defence for commander in-thief nd her "excellenthief" till death do them P.....

Nigerians.....you brought all this upon yourselves so live with it nd stop complaining cos it'll only get worst.

A presidential candidate failed to turn out for a debate to defend himself nd the whole country voted him in......well...this is just the begining.....
Smh at the sardonic lugubrius sizless takatu called Nigeria.

@BEAF......why don't you ever try using your brain to cook out logical reasoning to your perspective views about the obvious which is open to every sane being in Nigeria?

I bet you have no idea what lending money in a Nigerian bank is nd your here talking about them going thru a contract when payment has not been made for the first 5 month.

For crying out loud do you need prayers or would you rather just gulp down a bottle of dettol?

Ur just too useless nd I'm asuming ur more useless than the king of uselessness.....I.e..his Excellenthief .Badluck egbere Jo_lantern a.k.a retardeen.

Arik is more expensive locally nd cancel flights or extend flight times anyhow.

They are more useless on the international wing nd thats why I don't even look at their side.

Last year's election period, I spent 6hrs inside Dana for a 70mins flight from Kano to Lagos.....from stories of hot weather to lie of a short run-way....and as for Aero and Air-nigeria....their services are like waaaay back in the 70s.....shifting flight time as if its a favor they are doing for you.......

No matter how important a meeting or event is, I advice you book nd travel a day befor what u wanna do cos no Nigerian flight is reliable......