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Literature / Re: Shadows Of The Green by AlamienDagash(m): 1:31pm On Feb 12, 2017
apie sunday sweatie. am always at ya bck like a gallant soldier . .
#BibiBelievers
Literature / Re: Christopher (A Short Story) by AlamienDagash(m): 11:03am On Feb 12, 2017
Larrysun i luv every bit of diz stori. ix kinda soft work
Literature / Re: Shadows Of The Green by AlamienDagash(m): 2:58pm On Feb 11, 2017
tell me where u dey ma i sent u mikano generator so dat u can charge ur fone #BibiBelievers
Literature / Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by AlamienDagash(m): 7:40am On Feb 11, 2017
UncleIni:
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!! Show some love
HBD bro wish u long life

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Literature / Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by AlamienDagash(m): 7:19am On Feb 11, 2017
Hadampson:


*enter wit ferarri nd park it in da kitchen* wah iz apenin broshockedshocked hope ayam nur mizzin sth here

by d way, thanks 4 d mention
Yeah ur v.i.p seats was already reserved 4u
Literature / Re: Christopher (A Short Story) by AlamienDagash(m): 7:18am On Feb 11, 2017
Bibi294:


Ayam here bae
wat shud i get 4yu popcorn nd moet? champagne or ice cream
Literature / Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by AlamienDagash(m): 7:16am On Feb 11, 2017
DTOBS:
Okay.. .here we go...

Can you please shift?
Ur wish na my command

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Jokes Etc / Re: All New Sort Of Jokes. +updated+ by AlamienDagash(m): 11:31pm On Feb 10, 2017
In Bed: It’s 6am. You close
your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s
7:45am. At Work: It’s 1:30pm. Close
your eyes for 30 minutes, it’s
1:31pm
.
.
Akpos was fond of putting his wife's photo in his
wallet so one day d wife asked Him
WIFE: why is my photo always in ur wallet?
AKPOS: wen am in trouble...i just look at it and d
problem disappears.
WIFE:hmm...do u c how miraculous i am in ur life?
AKPOS:...I just look ur picture and say to my self
"wat problem could be bigger dan this"?..
.
.
Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone and asked; “Is there any one in Room eight at Ward one?”
The Receptionist on phone replied; “Just a minute sir hold on let me check.”
A while later the Receptionist came back on the phone and said; “There is no one sir.”
Akpos exclaimed; “Wow! Okay my dear.”
The Receptionist said; “But why did you ask sir?.”
Akpos replied; “I want to be sure that I’ve escaped.”
Jokes Etc / Re: All New Sort Of Jokes. +updated+ by AlamienDagash(m): 11:10pm On Feb 10, 2017
Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone and asked; “Is there any one in Room eight at Ward one?”
The Receptionist on phone replied; “Just a minute sir hold on let me check.”
A while later the Receptionist came back on the phone and said; “There is no one sir.”
Akpos exclaimed; “Wow! Okay my dear.”
The Receptionist said; “But why did you ask sir?.”
Akpos replied; “I want to be sure that I’ve escaped.”
.
Ochuko and Akpos were approached by a zoo owner to get lions for his zoo and that he would pay $50,000 for each
lion.
The two men went into the forest in search of lions.
At the end of the day they found nothing and decided to make a camp in the bush.
The next morning Akpos woke up and saw 300 lions surrounding them.
Excited, Akpos shouted: “Ochuko wake up! WE ARE RICH!!!
(What do you think will happen to them)
Literature / Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by AlamienDagash(m): 8:33pm On Feb 10, 2017
wow! am Bit scared too. nice update fast fast cc. hadampson bibi294 dtobs u nid tew c dis
Literature / Re: Christopher (A Short Story) by AlamienDagash(m): 2:45pm On Feb 10, 2017
wow! wat a tremendious story? hadampson angelinastto bibi294 samyfreshsmoth i gat y'all first seats. buh yungtemy & ridwan u gotta get ur own seats
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Heartbroken Hustler by AlamienDagash(m): 1:56pm On Feb 10, 2017
Biafrabushboy i ask y u stop mission sambisa nd u say iz bcuz of dis broken hustler. nd u no wan update dis one too
Literature / Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by AlamienDagash(m): 1:53pm On Feb 10, 2017
Yungtemy e be lyke say u re affected wit aids dat u cnt update anymore. hadampson pls ma u come and help me ask dis guy
Literature / Re: Shadows Of The Green by AlamienDagash(m): 6:25pm On Feb 09, 2017
Bibi294:

AlamienDagash, abeg no vex... Ao u dey souloho19, ao far?ao camp? comelyJummy, welcome
buy me suya nd i wont vex (winks)
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Heartbroken Hustler by AlamienDagash(m): 10:30pm On Feb 08, 2017
ghost moe deactivated blood sucking activated
Literature / Re: IN The DARK (A Story Of Love,betrayal And Survival) by AlamienDagash(m): 9:55pm On Feb 08, 2017
Ghost reading activated
Literature / Re: Shadows Of The Green by AlamienDagash(m): 9:52pm On Feb 08, 2017
embarassed am not here 4sum daiz and no1 cares tew asq mai wea-about
Literature / Re: Mission Sambisa!!! (all Is Fair In Love And War) by AlamienDagash(m): 12:44pm On Feb 05, 2017
BiafraBushBoy tnx 4 not updatin. sad IN patience dam voice "dere is god o"
Literature / Re: Smokescreen by AlamienDagash(m): 12:41pm On Feb 05, 2017
sad so u no go update again iye?
Jokes Etc / Re: Buhari Ooo!!!! by AlamienDagash(m): 11:36pm On Feb 04, 2017
eyah! na d whole bank i go go put fire
Literature / Re: IN The DARK (A Story Of Love,betrayal And Survival) by AlamienDagash(m): 11:33pm On Feb 04, 2017
cry cheesy hmm nelly nd nancy? nollywood sef no fit do dis kind of tin pls my dear update past past
Literature / Re: Shadows Of The Green by AlamienDagash(m): 11:21pm On Feb 04, 2017
what shud i say sef? swidy tnx 4d mention.
.
BloodSucking Activated
#BibiBelievers
Literature / Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by AlamienDagash(m): 8:34pm On Feb 04, 2017
YungTemy:

sorry mehn...
where av u been all diz time or did u went 2c julliet?

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Literature / Re: Shadows Of The Green by AlamienDagash(m): 1:33pm On Feb 04, 2017
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sis i dey here buh i've 2go nd check hw i park my buggati veron cuz i was rushin 2get front sit (winks)
Jokes Etc / Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by AlamienDagash(m): 11:29pm On Feb 03, 2017
wink
Literature / Re: Smokescreen by AlamienDagash(m): 11:15pm On Feb 03, 2017
following.. buh d characters in d stowri re many.
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Naija Graduate ( Short Story) by AlamienDagash(m): 10:38pm On Feb 03, 2017
whn whud u post anoda stowri? Bibi294
Literature / Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by AlamienDagash(m): 10:35pm On Feb 03, 2017
no updates? ;'(
Literature / Re: Smokescreen by AlamienDagash(m): 1:55pm On Feb 03, 2017
Jeus:
aprilwise IecheM Dapo97 segzy17 sunshine26 Angelinastto sunshine46 souloho19 Matrycx dadebayo1 Evans407 Lovelyn dingdang ighodaovictor Hawlahscho Tinalex wins18 timmyblast dhamiylhola devilmycry akuracy dredmatthew234 peacesamuel94 eunisam Holytitus zeeboss sebastine1994 AlamienDagash Nphzzycute Ikdbabie Rock01 Evans407 Davidhero rachealfst redon12 prinxxdave talk2saintify mercichoco Folaoladapo redon12 kajsa08 Okebarn segzy17 Ikdbarbie Nwiboko26 kevwe10 YINKS89 Debbiesmart switplum Odinz oxysyntabel mutalib24 Foladapo Missmossy gtin Enigurl muxyray Hawlacho Gabbyraze devilmaycry
i dey here gallant
Jokes Etc / Re: TONGUE TWISTERS? Drop In Yours by AlamienDagash(m): 1:54pm On Feb 03, 2017
daviesblaze:

When a doctor gets sick and another doctor doctors him,does the doctor doing the doctoring have to doctor the doctor the way the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored,or does the doctor doing the doctoring of the doctor doctor the doctor as he wants to do the doctoring
Ogah u kill it wink

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Literature / Re: IN The DARK (A Story Of Love,betrayal And Survival) by AlamienDagash(m): 7:43pm On Jan 31, 2017
#AimingAngelina'sAttitude
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Naija Graduate ( Short Story) by AlamienDagash(m): 6:27pm On Jan 31, 2017
Still waitin..... . #BibiBelievers

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