₦airaland Forum

Davindal:
She couldn't alter a coherent speech. She could not say something meaningful enough. I just got infuriated and slapped her mercilessly, and bundled her out of my compound.

If i understand your pain which to me is highly justified, is the fact that she just finished with the other dick and without washing up, came to collect your own juice as well so she could have double worefa ala satisfaction!!! Women! Otherwise, what's your own, that you wanted to marry her? Shouldn't you rather feel better that you now know she ain't the marriage able type? It hurts I agree. You either let go or plan a nice payback for her but don't blow out her brains ooh. It's only a facking issue that should be settled fackingly! Lolz! I hope you grab?

FreeSpirited:
Smelling a condom is not a confirmatory proof. Your sense of smell could have misled u. You were too hasty to jump into conclusion

Ata nsu! Condoms smell well like a "deadrat" ���

widepussy:
You don't want to agree that. you are broke abii
Agree and lemme tell you d solution.

Gosh, is your pussy really that wide! Ewoooh!

umarshek6:
UUUHHHG u shuld have put graphic or something

now ah no fit chop indomie wey a want chop dis morning


Guy u no try BTW is dat watermelon seeds or tiger nuts

Honestly you weren't hungry. So "graphic" would make you not to click on this story A lot of you are becoming graphic artists lately as y'all seem to be in love with the word. Mstchew.

ibibiofirstlady:
go away with your toothpick kini

Eyeneka, abadie?

biacan:
What on earth will make me accommodate a man

Payback against good old days, isn't that enof reason aside from the fact that your everyday action is guaranteed? Pls don't tell me you're this wicked? If you can't accommodate, it's OK but if you can, nothing should stop you unless you're the insatiable type which I hope you're not but if I'm wrong, think of the consequences. Slowly but surely.

biacan:
When I said don't date broke guys they won't listen

ladies don't ever adjust yourself to please a man if he doesn't like you the way you are he should f**k off......you can never please men

I'm sure you can only read backwards, did you see where she said he had lost his job which means he'd been paying his dues when the going was good Or to you she should've shown him the front door when the tides just turned down for him? You wicked ooh, like a certain guvnor of rivers.

Absolute rubbish. That beat is awful! Why do Nigerian musicians have one line of beat for all songs, anyone noticed? At least most of them do except flavour. God, that guy is so naturally gifted! God bless flavour.

"14 years late but someone's gotta pay"...., sounds like she's broke, poor doctor Akpanobong. The boogie's gon getcha, run, Akpanobong run! So all the while she's been enjoying, no stories, now that the doc is looking elsewhere for his fun games she's vexing. Diaris goduoo!

Danielalhassan66:
see this goat u go school pass me

Hmmm, do I blame you? Hell no! Have a nice day.

Donjazzy12:
Complete fool. I have always said it. Most male children of nowadays are completely useless and totally worthless! All they live for is pussy. Shame! Did you see any female make this kind of post?
Women are becoming stronger and focused while most male children of this generation are becoming more worthless by the day. Just living for pussy. No vision, no plan for their lives.

Hmmm, you were no better when you were his age so abeg jump am pass but I hope he's learnt a thing or two here. Some women his age or older are worse, only their body language can betray them but outside that, they're unimaginable.

Op, which one of you is a stammerer, yourself, oyedepo or the interviewer?

Danielalhassan66:
Sometimes am shame to call myself a Nigeria because of what this government are doing
buhari promises he will fight corruption but instead he is fighting for his life
buhari promises fuel will be sold at the rate of #15
but today we are buying at the rate of 200
he promises us he will defeat boko haram but north east is still on fire
what about our salaries he promise to pay all NigerIan citizens
God he used the to travel of oversea
fall menh

Go school you no gree, now you're blaming buhari for your illiteracy. Kontinu.

SalamRushdie:
God forbid , I remain steadfast that this will be Buhari last tenure, this kind of evil can't last long..God will definitely come through

As long as it's only God that will definitely come through and NOT Ipob, then it's OK. Foolish Ipobian fraudsters.

tsdarkside:
....

cant stop laughing...nigeria just cashed in millions of nairas be that....

ipob and foolishness....

I de tell you. Ipob is synonymous with stewpiiiddiittyyyy!

notoriousbabe:
Dis Tagbo self no wan rest in peace ,dem don bury all other people wey die after him,him refuse to be buried without Davido.

Me I dey suspect sey na Buhari kill the guy

Hahahaha, tagbo says him and davido na for better for worse! Poor davido.

raslim20:
And more seriously, you need to see a doctor coz the majority of those symptoms you listed are not caused by masturbation.


Be wise, na watin dey sweet goat dey kill am o
I agreed with your opinions but sincerely I'm sexually active until I started giving masturbation a chance, seriously we need to condemn this acts

How many girls have you tried to prove that masturbation is the cause of your disappointing and dead preek?

UbanmeUdie:




Truth be told, masturbation enslaves a man both spiritually and emotionally, not forgetting its numerous medical side effects regardless of the feel good experience you seem to get upon indulgence.


However, I do not want to believe that your JT being in a state of coma had anything to do with your masturbation habit.

You should have switched to your xvideo to see if it won't salute after the said girl left.

There are just two things I can attribute to your woe:
1. It is possible you ended up no being sexually attracted to her.
2. It is possible she has a bad spirit like an ogbanje and the spirit of your grandpa was around to protect you by knocking your preek into a coma so that you don't lose your destiny.



And more seriously, you need to see a doctor coz the majority of those symptoms you listed are not caused by masturbation.


Be wise, na watin dey sweet goat dey kill am o

Thanks for these views and can you just imagine, just one showdown over a probably dirty and smelling pussy he comes here to spew all that trash! Like he were some doctor or prof with proven facts? Absolute rubbish!

Xanduleen:
Lol... all the while she was curving him he must have felt he was lacking something and made it his life mission to get her. When you reject people they will usually run after you because your rejection makes them doubt themselves and destroys their self-esteem. I bet he feels complete now she's finally his. Lol.. this trick is as old as time. It's not jazz. It's the human mind.

He will surely deal with her in no distant time. She'll soon wish she were dead!

Lordygram:
Love is indeed blind..

E loh! Swerve pls.

crunchyDope:
the man finally chop charm or de plan massive revenge

More like the latter. I feel sorry for her already.

Tosinex:
go and brush up your dilapidated English and rewrite that trash you put up there, then I can have an educated dialogue with you

I simply pity you. You seem more foolish than you sound. Sorry.

Cacawa2:
Okay, who else could he have been referring to?

Yar'adua?
Himself?
Shagari?
Or Balewa?

Lol

Hahahaha you forgot to add ibb, salami and abacha. They also spent lots of money for thier campaigns, lolz. Don't mind the clown, trying hard to twist the details in a perfectly straight case.

Wondersoc:
See how you curse yourself with foolish words. The tithe you give is to the local assembly called Church which spirituality is Christ Himself. So pay your tax, tithe and also support the needy all are commanded by God. Stop being hater of Pastors it will not pay you anything

Shift abeg, those your role models are unconscienceable thieves, case closed.

delexy123:
Oga, the last instance where Jesus made a statement regarding tithe was when he commended the widow for giving with all her heart and told others to do likewise. There is no instance in the Bible where giving of tithe stopped. Yes, giving to the poor is a good gesture but that should not be interchanged with giving of tithe. That there are false prophets and 419's every where doesn't change God's stance concerning tithe. Shalom.

My brother, there's no tithing as far as jesus and the Christian bible is concerned. The widow's mite ish referred to the offering given by the widow and had nothing to do with tithing. If you're a pastor stop deceiving people to collect their hard-earned monies else you will not make heaven, not that any pentecostal church pastor will make heaven anyways. May God forgive you for stealinbg from your gullibles.

Tosinex:
Unmhmm.. Its a good move. But haven't you heard of pay your self also, when you get your salary pay yourself, pay your tithe, pay the needies (widows and orphans), pay your family (parents and siblings), pay your wife, pay your children, infact pay your friends too that are in lack, one shouldn't be substituted for the other except its insufficient, you are not born by your self, so you shouldn't live for your self alone. Give what belongs to Ceaser to Ceaser and give what belongs to God to God.

Mr scripture interpreter, pls interpret for me. Does money belong to God re "give to Ceaser what belongs to Ceaser" ? If not, pray tell, why do pastors constantly demand money from their gullibles? In the Holly book, Jesus had asked a desciple which image the piece of silver he showed up was engraved on it and the desciple had answered "Ceasers", hence your quote. Pls tell me if you quoted out of context or if Christ was talking nonsense?

xlextj:
he without sin let him cast d first stone

A misconception. You're only sinful when caught else all pastors would be dead by now. Fact!

wahles:
Nice shoes

Sure but who did he steal it from? That guy shouldn't be sitting, he should be lying down, black and smoking!

donbenie:
Onitsha is the last place any Thief who remotely values his life would go to operate,he's lucky to be alive..

Then onitsha is not the last place for robbers to go thief if he's not killed. He should be given the hangman (tyre) to prove this your theory. Lols.

Which movie, you mean drama? Does naija make movies? Op you're a learner.

onyxo76:
Still looking for the day SARS wil kill l the son of an AIG ,then will know if they will still exist afterwards.

Wetin the son of an AIG de find for SARS killing field??! Is an AIG the police boss? Guy shift oo, Sars must wack.

lastempero:
But why would a married man be flexing another woman whether married or not brazenly!!!

Because he got the "flexer"!!!