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CrimeRe: Edo SARS Officer Sent Thugs To Beat Up Guy For "Sleeping With His Ex Wife". PICS by AlanSugar(m): 12:43pm On Oct 14, 2017
To me, the moral of this story is frightening. First, a common Sargent of the police force is driving a jeep, from which salary? (proceeds from armed robbery and other crimes). The dpo who identified the criminality of his actions merely ordered the parties out and advised same to maintain peace, why couldn't he act appropriately, fear no let am cus he knows how far with the Sars guy! Dear victim, kindly go on your knees and beg the Sars operative to forgive and forget, kiss his feet if need be, I mean actually kiss his feet oooh, don't mind that lawyer, he can't stand between you and a flying bullet be it from the police or robbers! How on earth could a policeman be seen to fratenize with thugs?? Only in Nigeria and those said thugs are no other but members of his robbery gang! Dear victim, once again, go beg am ooh, all the Sars guy needs to do is forfeit his share of a robbery loot in exchange for your life and the rest is history. A word is enof for the wise oo mbok!
PoliticsRe: Diezani Alison-Madueke Loses 56 Houses To FG, Court Orders Permanent Forfeiture by AlanSugar(m): 1:35pm On Oct 11, 2017
RZArecta:
Return Timipre Sylva's 48 houses, forfeit Dieziani's own... Anything to make us forget the scandal currently rocking NNPC and Buhari's illegal signing off 640 billion naira contract without executive powers cool
Hmmmm,... "without executive powers...". This is the first time I have heard /known of an executive without executive powers. Wailers will never cease to amaze me.
PoliticsRe: Maikanti Baru Responds To Ibe Kachikwu's Corruption Allegations by AlanSugar(m): 2:19pm On Oct 09, 2017
ninocia18:
It's disheartening how shameless these men are. The worst thing that can happen to us is to take sides or bring tribalism into this. How can two grown men who are heading an institution not know the whereabouts funds entrusted to their care? See how they just come online and be parading their irresponsibilities. I don't blame you people sha. Continue.
Hmmm,... "don't know the whereabouts funds entrusted to their care..." whatever that means! Pls how much does it hurt to read before commenting or as a wailer you are hell bent in believing that money is missinghuh!
CelebritiesRe: "Davido Killed Tagbo, Chime, DJ Olu, 3 Of His Friends": Fan; Davido Replies by AlanSugar(m): 1:54pm On Oct 09, 2017
PROPUNTER:
TB Joshua, Oyakhilome and Co, una no go kill me.
Usher: Pastor this woman was born deaf and dumb. 5 minutes
ago as you were ministering, she felt warmth all over her body.
Now pastor she can hear, she can talk, Daddy it's a miracle!
Pastor TB/Chris/Co: Hallelujah!!! Hallelujah!!!
Praise the Lord!!!! AMEN!!!!
Woman come forward. What is your name?
Woman: My name is Edna Lois Wogu
Pastor TB/Chris/Co: Where are you from?
Woman: I'm from Omorku, Rivers State.
Bla bla bla
Now my questions are quite simple, so simple a simpleton can
actually make sense out of them.


1. Who taught the woman how to shape the words and
pronounce them?


2. Who taught her the language, dialect or accent she spoke?


3. She hasn't heard the instruction "come forward" before, how
then does she know what it means?

Make I go do something, I dey come.
Hahahaha, African spiritual corruption at play. They'll tell its Holly ghost fire! Stupid thieving clowns.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: Blame Davido For $26 Billion NNPC Corruption Scam by AlanSugar(m): 9:39am On Oct 08, 2017
SaiNigeria:
You're the one to crawl into your shell since you aren't bothered about the missing dollars under Mr integrity.
You wailers had better start explaining how dollars are missing. There should be a clear difference between contract awarding without due process and dollars missing! If the contract awarding process is proven to have been faulty then the contracts would be cancelled. Why are you fools believing you have a political trump card to play against the government?
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: Blame Davido For $26 Billion NNPC Corruption Scam by AlanSugar(m): 9:29am On Oct 08, 2017
I never knew this rhyno omokri was this steeewwwpiiiiiiiidddddd! Gosh! As in..., they heard davido has $30 billionhuh
RomanceRe: She Broke Up With Me Because Of Oyibo Man She Hasn't Met by AlanSugar(m): 3:03pm On Oct 06, 2017
olafestid:
Thank you bros@hungryboy, i have moved on, i cant just stop imagine such a move by her, i'm a graduate of civil engr, though no job yet but am ok, but did she thought i wont make it in life? Its amazed me o
As in....,youre a graduate? I'm not sure.
RomanceRe: She Broke Up With Me Because Of Oyibo Man She Hasn't Met by AlanSugar(m): 3:00pm On Oct 06, 2017
Shelloween:
In Passenger's voice.... Only know you love her when you let her go

sorry man, just move on. Money is the air hoes breath, If you were rich, she'd still be yours. But, you need to baff up, start by changing your phone nah. Haha!
Hahahaha, na only phone, did you see the thump pressing the phone sef,? I thought it's an ape's finger! grin
TV/MoviesRe: TSTV Decoder Picture by AlanSugar(m): 12:53pm On Oct 06, 2017
I hope this thing comes with power back up to at least use wifi if one can't watch TV when fashola does his usual, ala no power?
PoliticsRe: Bode Mustapha Exposes Buhari's Real Enemies by AlanSugar(m): 11:46am On Oct 04, 2017
Hmmm, no be small ting.
Foreign AffairsRe: Panic On London Train After Man Reads Passages From The Bible by AlanSugar(m): 10:51pm On Oct 03, 2017
FisifunKododada:
grin grin Thank you for finding some humor in it - I try to be as pleasant as possible. cheesy As per the emboldened I have to disagree. And as evidence I present Boko Haram and Isis.
Tis Hokay ooh, I aff hia.
Foreign AffairsRe: Panic On London Train After Man Reads Passages From The Bible by AlanSugar(m): 9:53am On Oct 03, 2017
FisifunKododada:
Nigerian society is too tainted with religious extremism for even the highly educated to function properly. If you are highly educated and you still believe Jesus walked on water/rose from the dead or Muhammed was a peaceful human being - then your education has failed you. The purpose of education is to promote awareness/consciousness. That's why if you meet the top scientists/intellectuals in the world, they tend to exude a zen like (or yogi like) quality. One possible reason for this is that they have reached a point were they are fully convinced that their ignorance far outweighs their knowledge. Only arrogant people say things like: "There is God." or "There is no God." The truth of the matter is nobody knows. And I mean NOBODY. Look at all the problems we have created in Nigeria because of people who are "absolutely sure" of the existence of a sky Daddy - Boko Haram, killing of twins; prosperity gospel aka spiritual corruption; killing of 'witches'; etc. Yet, the most significant consequence of our extreme religious belief is that Nigeria is a country of 180 million people, the vast majority of whom are AWAITING the end of the world. If you believe the world is coming to an end, why would you be FULLY committed to make your society a better place? Most Nigerians believe that this world does not matter because they are gonna START A NEW LIFE WITH THEIR SKY DADDY after the world ENDS. This is one of the most fundamental reason behind Nigeria's underdevelopment. So, until a sizable number of Nigerians are committed to creating HEAVEN on this Nigerian EARTH, rather than awaiting some sky Daddy to descend from the sky and save us, corruption and underdevelopment continues to no end.
Hahahaha, you funny no be small, salient points though but there's no harm in believing in the existence of some "sky daddy", but what you believe he's capable of doing for you is another matter. For me, I believe in his existence, the rest is to thank him for all he's done already and I do not subscribe to spiritual corruption, Lols!
Foreign AffairsRe: Panic On London Train After Man Reads Passages From The Bible by AlanSugar(m): 9:45am On Oct 03, 2017
Youngmum1:
They got scared he was going to kill people on the train since he spoke openly about death.
They were nervous because of the recent attacks. False alarm though.
Hahaha, or maybe he changed his mind from the planned suicide attack
HealthRe: Lady Goes Crazy After Her NYSC (Photo) by AlanSugar(m): 9:38am On Oct 03, 2017
ishowdotgmail:
Some fellows don't just want good for you. U hustle day and night, from primary to higher. Institution. Read ur eye balls out, night classes upon each other. Borrowing money for hand outs, sleeping on empty stomach at times cos of no-money.

At the end of the day they wanna make your efforts fruitless. The forces of wasters will not have any hold upon our destiny, in the name of Jesus
Before you go blaming perceived enemies, have you thought to ask close friends and relatives of the girl if she at some point had displayed some inhibited tendencies of madness before it got to this stage or are you telling me that all the known mad people in Nigeria and beyond are as a result of enemy-spiritual and other attacks? Pls clarify.
HealthRe: Lady Goes Crazy After Her NYSC (Photo) by AlanSugar(m): 9:31am On Oct 03, 2017
Samusu:
Inna lillahi wa Inna ilaihi raji'un.
May Allah provide her with shifa, ameen.
It's really heartbreakening
cry cry cry
And where was your Allah when she got there?
HealthRe: Lady Goes Crazy After Her NYSC (Photo) by AlanSugar(m): 9:29am On Oct 03, 2017
So when you run down to shoprite to buy her expensive clothes or to Mr Biggs for choice foods and drinks you have cured her abi? You're madt op. If you cannot use all that monies to seek rehabilitation for her then something is seriously wrong with you. No thanks op.
FamilyRe: Ugandan Man Dies After Bumping Into Wife Who Claimed She Traveled Abroad by AlanSugar(m): 9:23am On Oct 03, 2017
pocohantas:
Eeya...the woman is very wicked.
She married to get a certificate? For what exactly?

RIP to the guy.
I can only imagine his shock, it was too much for him. Must have loved her much...
I doubt the "too much love" part, fear/shock tii take over
FamilyRe: Ugandan Man Dies After Bumping Into Wife Who Claimed She Traveled Abroad by AlanSugar(m): 9:21am On Oct 03, 2017
Vikky014:
honestly. Yes I'm a lady but then most of us are very very heartless excluding me sha
We aff hear you, now clap for yasef.
FamilyRe: Ugandan Man Dies After Bumping Into Wife Who Claimed She Traveled Abroad by AlanSugar(m): 9:20am On Oct 03, 2017
grin
Triniti:
No woman is worth killing yourself for.
Did he kill himself? I need to read again
FamilyRe: Ugandan Man Dies After Bumping Into Wife Who Claimed She Traveled Abroad by AlanSugar(m): 9:18am On Oct 03, 2017
Ifakiland:
How ur wife go travel and no photo evidence say she enter plane or even land for the abroad...was he dat dullhuh
stupid man glad he died sef, one less idiot man to deal with.
Ever heard of "photoshop" and what it meanshuh!
PoliticsRe: Quit Notice: El-Rufai Playing With Fire Over Arrest Warrant – Arewa Youths by AlanSugar(m): 7:54pm On Sep 30, 2017
BafanaBafana:
The quit notice was necessary. It was actually a wake up call and it worked. When it was issued, we saw how igbos were shouting on top of their voices that they are Nigerians, they weren't going anywhere. We saw igbo chiefs all going to kaduna to beg. Even ohaneze that supports ipob was running from pillar to pillar to beg. It was after the quit notice that igbo men came out to condemn ipob and nnamdi kanu.
Savagery! I see the sarcasm but you're truly not serious, makes sense though.
Car TalkRe: Man Drives His Benz G-wagon To 215 Countries Over 26 Years Covering 900,000KM by AlanSugar(m): 12:31pm On Sep 29, 2017
martineverest:
do ur research..over 200 countries
You lie, the world has only 195 countries, 123 are UN members while two are not; Palestine and Holy See!
RomanceRe: A Lady's Reply To A Guy Who Asked For Her Hand In Marriage On WhatsApp by AlanSugar(m): 10:37am On Sep 29, 2017
PissedOffWeed:
The guy was straight forward...


nothing wrong with that......




The lady gonna end at TB Joshua's Church 6 years to come
Straight forward as it may have appeared, question is, was he serious? Perhaps it was from that perspective that she got angry cus it was too sudden and 'fakey', any reasonable babe would've acted likewise. As for the savagery/funny part according to the op, he needs to learn new words and know when to apply them.
PoliticsRe: Biafra: Abaribe Denies Being Queried By Senate Over Nnamdi Kanu, IPOB by AlanSugar(m): 9:26am On Sep 28, 2017
emmyspark007:
lol

I thought as much
He shouldn't be queried na, after all why nowhuh
Them for query am then when he stood as surety not now, because the army invaded kanu residence unlawfully so nothing concern abaribe again na

Ride on my senator
God bless you!
Hahahaha, you're really on your own!
PoliticsRe: Biafra: Abaribe Denies Being Queried By Senate Over Nnamdi Kanu, IPOB by AlanSugar(m): 9:23am On Sep 28, 2017
Yyeske:
He should just produce Nnamdi kanu at the next court hearing
Shikena!
PoliticsRe: Biafra: Abaribe Denies Being Queried By Senate Over Nnamdi Kanu, IPOB by AlanSugar(m): 9:22am On Sep 28, 2017
GavelSlam:
How can Abaribe be asking the Senate to compel the media house to declare the source of their information.

He knows better than any that the source would always be confidential.
Does abaribe really know anything?
CrimeRe: Inmate Tortured By Delta Prison Authorities For "Leaking" Information. Photos by AlanSugar(m): 11:34pm On Sep 27, 2017
Oye50:
Oga o, rather than you face the very message I was trying to pass across you were trying to talk nonsense and showing your foolishness here. For your info the coy I work has an annual turn over that is more than Nigeria's budget. And I'm sure the phone I use your annual salary can't afford it. Nonsense
".... the coy I work has annual (turnover) that is more than Nigeria's budget..." guy, it's crystal clear your mumu will never do, I'm sorry for you. As for the fone you use, your dead company makes sure you share it with other members of staff, that's why they see every little piece of sh!t you type on the screen. Any jobless man on this earth is far better than you. I pray for your mumu to do, soon!
PoliticsRe: "Release Nnamdi Kanu's Corpse If You Have Killed Him"- Kanu's Brother Tells Army by AlanSugar(m): 9:46am On Sep 27, 2017
OjukwuWarBird:
Just pray that it is not true because, if it is true, then the war Buhari is looking for, he will get it and this time around the prediction by the US that Nigeria will breakup in 2015 will come to past even though a little bit late than the expected year
Hahahaha, with cownu you couldn't go to war, now you're ranting war without your emperor? Come, what's your name, pls tell so your liepob fellow agitators will name you their next emperor and alas, war is here already! Your mumu should do.
PoliticsRe: IPOB: Senators Query Enyinnaya Abaribe Over Nnamdi Kanu's Bail by AlanSugar(m): 9:39am On Sep 27, 2017
PointB:
Don't be an idiot.

Was there no ruling on the bail application?

As for who should produce Kanu, I'm sure government knows that time is fast running for them. Having kidnapped or killed him, the onus is now on the military to produce him or release his body for burial. You can't hide a pregnancy!
You are the bigger idiot, you should have indicated which ruling you mentioned. What onus lies on the military to produce nnamdiot? You're such a learner.
PoliticsRe: IPOB: Senators Query Enyinnaya Abaribe Over Nnamdi Kanu's Bail by AlanSugar(m): 9:35am On Sep 27, 2017
misano:
I don't know how to make Nigerians see it from ur point of view.

Kill the ideology by doing what is right. Kill the ideology and stop killing the people, all in the name of fighting IPOB. kill the ideology and stop killing the people, all in the name of fighting Boko Haram. Kill the ideology and stop killing the people, all in the name of fighting militants. Nigerian leaders lack the skill, ability and knowledge to lead. I pity my country. Other countries are moving forward my country is still sleeping. South Africa is moving, Nigeria, when you start ur journey? Ghana is coming, Nigeria, when will you wake up....
What ideology are you talking about? Where was this ideology when Jonathan held sway? The unrest in the north east is that of religion and religious unrests are far bigger than you and I can understand let alone discuss. Under economic unrest like liepob or militancy, the twists turn whenever there's a change of interest and if that's the ideology you're addressing here, then I understand you now. These things are normal, everywhere and anywhere in the world, it just depends on whose ox is gored. Change is constant.
PoliticsRe: IPOB: Senators Query Enyinnaya Abaribe Over Nnamdi Kanu's Bail by AlanSugar(m): 9:23am On Sep 27, 2017
doubledutch:
This your argument is very lame.
Try and understand the politics, because extra revenue paid to the oil producing states is nothing as compared to what is taken from them.
Like seriously? Like there's no federal presence anywhere in the entire South south? Perhaps you're right and BTW, where is the 2nd Niger bridge the aboki president, Goodluck Jonathan, promised you in the 6yrs of his presidency??
I have really learnt how terrible it is to loose an election. In case you wonder, I'm from the south south.
PoliticsRe: IPOB: Senators Query Enyinnaya Abaribe Over Nnamdi Kanu's Bail by AlanSugar(m): 9:11am On Sep 27, 2017
ELKHALIFAISIS:
why this people are full of bias and hatred... they should have query chief of army staff why he allow boko haram in disguise to invade his house without any arrest warrants issues on NK... even If they want to bring him in, its police work , this is civil case , we are in democracy for Christ sake, they should be more concern in NK disappearing because The recent celebration by Nigeria python dancers is an evidence they know more about NK disappearing, useless people
Pls educate me more, I've never heard or seen where police is sent to wage war with the army of a different country. Was biafraûd not declared, was biafraûd bullshit service (secret army) not formed and armed, was it not declared that the secret army will bring down the zoohuh! Pls never change the dance steps while the music plays!

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