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CrimeRe: 3 White Men Kidnapped In Port-Harcourt, Rivers After Intercepting Police Convoy by AlanSugar(m): 3:40pm On Nov 02, 2017
I hope the "say no to jungle justice crew" have something tangible to say here? Until then, I have nothing further.
PoliticsRe: House Of Representatives Says “NO” To Buhari’s Intention To Address NASS by AlanSugar(m): 2:20pm On Nov 02, 2017
KunkAcid:
shocked



All I can say is that GEJ is a better hero than PMB!
PMB is a greater fool than GEJ.
PMB is more clueless than GEJ.

Above all PMB is more corrupt than GEJ.
All these trash for how many likeshuh!
CareerRe: Woman Walks Around Unclad In Office To Boost Workers' Morale In Poland by AlanSugar(m): 1:49pm On Nov 02, 2017
I will comment when I see the pictures. All that's up there are blurred images of something that looks like a pig about to be slaughtered.
PoliticsRe: Bianca Ojukwu At APGA Campaign Ahead Of Anambra Election (Photos) by AlanSugar(m): 1:43pm On Nov 02, 2017
python1:
Problem dey oh grin grin grin. Pikin don dey grow, man no dey to assist, mmm is not helping matters, nlers, help!!!
This is savagery on QON! You're not just a dancing python but a very wicked one! grin
HealthRe: Abandoned Policeman Cries Out For Help After Breaking His Leg In An Acident.PICS by AlanSugar(m): 1:29pm On Nov 02, 2017
Isn't this just like the typical ungrateful Nigerian policeman?! He's shouting abandonment while still receiving salaries, does he know what the ordinary jobless Nigerian youth passes through? He should just stfu already. Mstchew.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Gangs Fight With Swords In Indian Hospital (video) by AlanSugar(m): 10:35am On Oct 31, 2017
BeeBeeOoh:
Instead of them to come down here and help us fight corruption angry angry
No, they are busy developing India, lolz!
InvestmentRe: I Need #1m To Return #1.3m Within 30 Working Days by AlanSugar(m): 10:31am On Oct 31, 2017
Hmm, MMM guiders, over to you. Ph now to gh in 30 days grin
PoliticsRe: Fayose Wants Military To Shift Attention To Fulani Herdsmen Menace by AlanSugar(m): 10:27am On Oct 31, 2017
Fayose really wants to shut the Bleep up actually!
CrimeRe: The Married Woman Who Died With Her Lover In A Car During Sex In Lagos Pictured by AlanSugar(m): 10:24am On Oct 31, 2017
Where the fotos naa?
AutosRe: A Fairly Used Skoda Octavia Car For Sale At Affordable Price, Contact For Detail by AlanSugar(m): 10:22am On Oct 31, 2017
Hope that belt on the dashboard doesn't mean you'll deal with any bloody civilian who insults you over price disagreement undecided
PoliticsRe: A Strong Message From A Buharist To Buhari by AlanSugar(m): 10:15am On Oct 31, 2017
Truly an accident of history no doubt but....
PoliticsRe: Femi Fani-Kayode Lauds President Buhari’s Choice Of Boss Mustapha As SGF by AlanSugar(m): 9:41am On Oct 31, 2017
abdelrahman:
must FFK put religions to all issue? abi aye kayode o fe da ni,this guy with yasakai are systematically dividing people through ethnic and religions.
Wouldn't it have been better for you to just type in Yoruba?
CrimeRe: Nigerian Boy Raped In School By Indian School Teacher (video) by AlanSugar(m): 9:35am On Oct 31, 2017
rerhji:
when m I going to meet d girl who's gonna rape me
He wasn't raped by a female teacher but by a male teacher. The heading should've clarified on the sex of the so called teacher. I regrettably had to click on the video to get that fact, I'm sure the op couldn't be bothered to check before posting.
PoliticsRe: Boss Mustapha Babachir Lawal’s Kith & Kin, Atiku's Antagonist, Married To Yoruba by AlanSugar(m): 9:26am On Oct 31, 2017
three:
If this is not institutionalised corruption then I don't know what is...

..but hey APC and its Government have managed to 'rape' Nigerians quietly! So much is happening but no one is talking!

Civil Society Groups - SILENT
ACTIVIST (Cashtivist) - SILENT
SOYINKA - SILENT (he's partying in Lagos and is only disturbed when cows eat his plants)
BAKARE - SILENT
NLC/TUC - SILENT
PDP (supposed opposition) - SILENT (abi their numbers have reduced drastically from those that have left to APC sad)
FALANA - SILENT

...and many more who's silence is DEAFENING!!!

APC HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING THE ABNORMAL NORMAL!!!
At least you're talking, isn't that enof or are you a non-entity? Mstchew.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan To Metuh: Deposit N1bn For My Transport For Me To Testify in Your Case by AlanSugar(m): 9:07am On Oct 31, 2017
Super1759:
You don't have sense. Did you read the article? Did gej say he won't appear? By the way the summon was from government by personal defence and he can chose not to go.
And why do you come up with the opening that you don't have sense? Truly you are utterly senseless, no doubt about it. Away with your foolish self and your drunken thief!
PhonesRe: Whats The Advantage And Disavantages Of Updating An Andriod Phone by AlanSugar(m): 8:51am On Oct 31, 2017
kkko:
I did not read the news but I think the father is the cause of the problem. since the daughter got pregnanted by the Landlord, the father should either abort the pregnancy and move on but if not, the father should try and pregnant the landlord wife too or make Amala for the landlord to eat and die.
Hahahaha, nairaland, real comic corner.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan To Metuh: Deposit N1bn For My Transport For Me To Testify in Your Case by AlanSugar(m): 8:34am On Oct 31, 2017
judedave181:
God bless Jonathan
Sorry, God does not bless thieves.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan To Metuh: Deposit N1bn For My Transport For Me To Testify in Your Case by AlanSugar(m): 8:30am On Oct 31, 2017
Once a thief, always a thief. Asking for a billion bucks as tp fare to go to where? This guy is a true dunce, is he now above the law? The court served him subpoena and all he has to do is obey or give tangible reasons why he cannot obey the court order. And what has the subpoena got to do with metu paying him a billion bucks? This people's hero really sucks!
Jokes EtcRe: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by AlanSugar(m): 2:20pm On Oct 30, 2017
Sylverly:
There is nothing wrong with the grammar. However, it should occur to you that the mod. must have modified the topic.
Sylverly, you should be quoting @modsRbastard not me. Thanks.
CrimeRe: Man's Head Broken By Cultists In Delta For Refusing To Join Them (Photo) by AlanSugar(m): 2:01pm On Oct 30, 2017
I don't get it, was the civil servant hit on the head for refusing to join cult or for asking that his fone be returned to him? In a court of law, op you loose, there's no evidence of request to join cult but there's plenty on fone theft so the victim got injured for fighting to get his stolen fone back. Stop misleading the public, what is cult sef?
Jokes EtcRe: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by AlanSugar(m): 1:55pm On Oct 30, 2017
modsRbastard:
Your topic is totally confusing, there's a difference between "drive" and "ride". In this case, you're the one "driving" and the lady is "riding" with you. However... This is hilarious, the headrest almost got her "OMG!" face ;-)

@AlanSugar, I hope you get it now.
Hmm, oga, look at your moniker, would you say there's something wrong with it? Absolutely! The meaning may be OK to you but the construction is trash. How on Earth can all the mods be just one bastard?? Hope you get it? English is tricky, what you think is trash in English may just be the real deal. Look further on this.
Jokes EtcRe: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by AlanSugar(m): 1:49pm On Oct 30, 2017
modsRbastard:
Your topic is totally confusing, there's a difference between "drive" and "ride". In this case, you're the one "driving" and the lady is "riding" with you. However... This is hilarious, the headrest almost got her "OMG!" face ;-)

@AlanSugar, I hope you get it now.
Have you ever heard someone say " I went driving with Mike today in his new car"? Would you say the speaker was the one driving? There's absolutely nothing wrong with that topic and I wish others would contribute.
Jokes EtcRe: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by AlanSugar(m): 1:40pm On Oct 30, 2017
Audray:
Defend the OP's grammar all you want.
It's wrong and misleading.
Simple.
Next time your gf or wife wears makeup and gets in a car with you,don't forget to tell her to gtfo so the car doesn't crash or something.
Hmm, Audray Audray, are you married? I'd sure like to get to know you. BTW, why's your name Audray, shouldn't it be Audrey? Anyways, what do I know? Bttp, the grammar is good but I don't understand the "next time your go or wife wears makeup.... "line. Mind explaining? Can send mail it's OK.
PoliticsRe: "I Now Look Like 60-Year-Old Man While I Am 40, Nigeria Frustrated Me" (Video) by AlanSugar(m): 12:55pm On Oct 30, 2017
talk2percy:
U need ur brain thoroughly examined...no tribe in Nigeria loves Nigeria more than the Igbos. Go check the facts.
It's now I know ipobs are seriously confused! What! You guys love Nigeriahuh! Since when, after the python dance? OK I see!
Jokes EtcRe: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by AlanSugar(m): 12:51pm On Oct 30, 2017
Audray:
Don't be silly OP.
The owner of that face mask wasn't driving.
Leave women alone.
There's nothing wrong with the topic dear, when you "drive " with someone in a car, it doesn't necessarily mean you're the driver.
Jokes EtcRe: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by AlanSugar(m): 12:21pm On Oct 30, 2017
rotexteymie:
grin grin cheesy.. but how's this even possible?
You can ask the op but I'm sure that's not his painting, unless he's a "graphic artist" grin
RomanceRe: Brilliant High School Student Banned Over Indecent Dressing by AlanSugar(m): 2:25pm On Oct 29, 2017
All I can see from this report is jealousy by the principal. She just wish her own daughter/child were that brilliant! Sad.
TravelRe: Retired Air Force Officer, Driver Die As SUV Plunges Into Lagoon by AlanSugar(m): 2:17pm On Oct 29, 2017
Oh no, not again! Rip to the dead.
PoliticsRe: "I Now Look Like 60-Year-Old Man While I Am 40, Nigeria Frustrated Me" (Video) by AlanSugar(m): 2:07pm On Oct 29, 2017
All these ipob wailers claiming to love Nigeria, Mstchew.
PhonesRe: Why Are Some Pre-installed App Duplicated In My Infinix Note 4 by AlanSugar(m): 2:00pm On Oct 29, 2017
Maybe it's fake infinix.
It could also mean they are installable, unlike the others. Ask webmasters.
CrimeRe: Couple Steals Mad Woman’s Baby After 15 Years Of Childless Marriage (pic) by AlanSugar(m): 9:18am On Oct 28, 2017
alexialin:
Although it was wrong for the couple to steal the baby. But on the other hand, the mad woman will not be able to take care of the baby. The child will end up as a destitute, with no education.
What a pity.
The neighbor has successfully ruined the vibrant future of that kid.
And the couple who stole the kid were ready to take care of that child as if he was their own. They even took the child for medical checkup.
Na wa.
That child is unfortunate. When he's of age, he may even run away from his mentally unstable mum to go hustle by himself and probably cut off all ties from her or care for her. It can and of which ways.
No one loves to be stigmatized with a mad person, even if the mad one is a parent. It's a heartbreaking realization to face in life.

So the real mum is mentally unstable, why give her back the child? undecided

The boy will curse that aproko neighbor later in life, if he gets to know the true story about the couple who stole him and returned him back. What's neighbor own?

Nigerians and sentiments sha. They will never mind their buisness.
My sister it's so sad. The akproka neighbor thinks he's doing the couple not knowing he's doing the child. Nonsense.
How many married men today train kids which aren't theirs but brought in by their wives covertly? The akproka neighbor is just a learner.
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Government Is 50 Percent PDP Controlled, Says Ali Customs Boss by AlanSugar(m): 8:39am On Oct 28, 2017
DrGoodman:
One of the 40 thieves from this government speaking.
You obviously commented before you read that piec, not surprising.

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