₦airaland Forum

mars123:
you're the failure because a man that has 400metres to run but is taking last in the first 100m is been considered a failure by you. His tenure is a race and there will be good times also. Those who choose not to be fully ignorant knows where Nigeria is coming from.

And it isn't even right to judge a 400 metre race @ the end of the first 100 meters. They need to purchase the patient linen lest the die of heat!

IndianBwoy:
Stop believeing in outdated jewish fairytales. Go get an education.


The West African crocodile is facing extinction. Thats the difference.

Plus i dont consume beef.

Go vegetarian . Its best.


No one can be chewed by this small croc.


You can anyways carry on with your opinion. Coz you come from an uncivilized place . 3rd world country. So i understand.

You must be very stewpiid! Silly caww! You think you are edjucated? I rilly don't blaim yju!

Patience Ozokwor or whatever they call you, you don see say the Nigerian drama industry is no longer paying because the IB is no longer there to romance you guys with our yams and bubu got no time with you guy's buffoonery, you don run go church deception, you feel you go fly private jet in no distant time, abi? Continu, fool those you can while it lasts! In your last public outing, you warned Nigerians to stop calling you "mama g",what then is "mama g" doing on your business poster, abi for the benefit those who don't know you as patience, so as to increase potential customers, not so? When Nigerians are through with politifcians, next will be scamming pastors, beware! I don't watch Nigerian drama so I don't know what you do there but whatever you did there, I know wasn't good. You people are too fettish and we know no leopard can change the colour of its skin! Next news biko!

IndianBwoy:
dont kill it please.

I will curse the man who kills this innocent animal with a life calamity in his own family.

May the Gods make the final judgement.

Stop talking nonsense! Even the Bible reported how God commanded Peter to rise, kill and eat, and this was all about killing and eating of animals! Why is this croc different from the beef you eat everyday? This ain't hypocrisy, it's stewpiidity! Besides who told you the croc is innocent? Do you know how many people lost in the canal have been chewed up by this monster? To the killers, pls send me a piece!

decatalyst:
So sad

A responsible family man just gone like that?

The probable cause of the accident could be overspreading, expired tires or human neglect.

May we not journey with someone that is doomed to die the day we travel or walk the road.

Gawd, which one is "expired tyres" again? Another case of ' I comment before I read'! Speed kills!

SylarsMcQuins:
I knw for sure it's not from the government, coz they care less bot human lives.

I still believe it doesn't hurt to read before commenting but the way most of you guys go about it, I'm beginning to wonder if I'm wrong!

sdindan:
Pass me whatever you're smoking this morning abeg.

Hahahahahaha! He's obviously smoking sumthing but are you up to it?

If this story were true it'll make a lot of sense. How she could outrun two men with wires and explosives set to go off at the slightest provocation beats my imagination. I quite understand why her ID need be protected but surely, the vest she was wearing for a change of clothes should be with the police and op or whatever source that carried the story initially should make that public, don't we all think? It's difficult for me to believe anything on social media these days.

jesuspikinjp:
And some people are praising the lord when they heard mama G turned to a pastor, she only chose a more profitable path ( being a pastor or an actress ). I can't just wait to open my own church if all nairaland members could patronise my church every Sunday I will be flying my own private jet in the next 2 years

Hahahaha! 2years too far nah? Nairaland get over a million members and if all port to your church, you should fly your jet in less than a year! For Sunday-sunday offering, not less than 500 naira per member (make an announcement afterall I've heard it before in achurch where 20 naira notes were banned!) For tithes, every member must pay monthly without failure (devise means to ensure this) and for those who are not working, do like Nepa, assign an estimated salary and bill them accordingly! Thank me later!

Addicted2Women:
God will continue to bless him.
Meanwhile your hating ass is still living in your parent's house

Bless him for what, for being an actor and identifying with actors?! Who in Nigeria doesn't know that Nigerian drama makers are comfortable, especially the popular ones as mentioned? You want to give gifts, why not look for the poor? I guess there's more to it than meets the eyes,who knows, maybe those are the ones who've been acting the miracle healings drama?! Payback time! This story get as e be sha, Just doesn't sound right.

EasternActivist:
This news should be disregarded and kindly put as scam.

The orchestrated news is only but to draw sympathy to the enslaved region of sophisticated people...

Kindly disregard

The scam is simply irritating! From the heading I knew it to be false.

AngelAhnie:
You no be am

Geh, which one be ur own nah, abi I lie?

DropShot:
If it's effective in just a handful states of 36, is that a success?

Effective in only half of Pdp states, pathetic strike!

AngelAhnie:
She is right, that man is thinking with his third leg. Beat me cox of sex and you won't see my pant not to talk of the evilforest for a month or more. The man is wrong

This is the result of a yaba-left thinking, oh I forgot, you are a woman! Sorry oh!

Smith35:
In as much as u do, I believe opportunities vary. There are better men in the world and since u believe in God, u can count on Him to bless u with one of the good men. In as much as d world is concerned, men n women are necessary evil to one another. Understanding the "LOVE" btwn them supersedes the evil. Love is beautiful and I pray u find one.

I think the main emphasis should be on reasons why she hates men! Is it over money, sex or other issues? She claims she loves God, why, for creating women? Does she know the same God created men, and He did both for each other? Talk about a confused woman!

abeeceebee:
in response to ur questions I am a woman too and my husband does not beat and later demand for sex on the same day. Secondly, that how her husband assaults her on a regular basis, after perpetrating vthis evil act he will be asking my sister to lay her back for him. Am not here to incure ur pity but I need some advice for my sis ASAP!

This is a different story altogether. Perhaps you need to open another thread and the bare facts will influence the comments and the right advice will come. Good luck.
And you are a woman, no wonder you brought the story here. If as a sibling you were male, you wouldn't have bothered boring us with this misyarn. So a little bruise on the lower leg is "battering" to you? I was expecting to see a "sex~shy" woman with a broken head in a hospital bed! Anyways, sort your family issues out of nairaland, let's worry here on how to buy fuel @ 86 naira, no offence!

dhardline:
He's a comediane so its obviously a joke.

But is it true that Apostasy is punisable by death in islam? So once a muslim you must never

convert or you will be killed?

If the Mofos can kill people just for watching football, how much more apostacy? Islamasick!

TheFreeOne:
And we expect there'll be serious FDIs

And what is the meaning of this post, you'll be happy if he told the sort of lies the president of Panama claimed just to cover his crooks? the question is, is Nigeria corrupt, yes or no?!

TheFreeOne:
Are you still surprised at Buhari's utterances

Imagine this

Are people still being killed enmasse? Or is he claiming such still happens without public knowledge

I am not his fan but Buhari handlers are doing a very bad job in the area of public speaking/interviews and diplomacy.

it appears you don't live in Nigeria, otherwise you'd be aware that Boko Haram are now wearing the faces of herdsmen and are going about killing people en masse! I really don't know what wailers want from this man?

webninja:
GEJ didn't have better intentions? f0ols..
Fact is.. mr.Buhari is the worst president Nigeria has ever had..
I once had a country.. now i have none..

GEJ is better than buhari by far, how did buhari become president is what i still don't understand. i mean how will a human being with a right mind vote for the devils? we definitely need more education..

To all those who believed in Gej, the "knowledgeable" savior God sent from heaven to save us.. you have a place in heaven... but all those who are followers of the devil, the darkest places in hell are reserved for you..

hmm, looks like your god went to sleep while the devil took over! id!ota!

haywire07:
Its not a one-man church . It has branches worldwide and am certain this tithes are used to pay the large number of pastors and missionaries in the field.
I don't have problem how the tithe is spent . I leave that to God .
My only problem is why do they have to keep records of how much I've been paying ?

You keep asking this question as if you expect us to know the innermost intentions of your con men, other than buy private jets and live large?! Since you placed payment on hold, have they come for your head with koboko and other whips? If not know that they just can't rule over your decisions or they are getting better pay from other members to worry about your meagre salary. Gosh!

Fourwinds:
dats y I do endorse jj sometimes.

You should endorse it at all times! The only sensible thing to do since the cops only let them back on the streets in no time. Nonsense!

Over to the anti jungle justice crew!

Born in 1980 hmmmmm, new boxing age!

Michellla:
boy,if you see my bathroom you'll lick the floor.

I bet the guy is right. Show us your bathroom, if you like download from internet, clown!

Michellla:
no .maybe she just did it as a punishment to the guy

Punishment, by dirtying the bathroom up? Why not just break things about? Chick is sh!t dirty Mehn!

simababe:
What was the state of the property before the lady moved in, bsyds the toilet mite b one hell of a plac she doesn't use. And if the place wasn't as bad as this then the bae must be the dirty n nonchalant type

Irrelevant, quite irrelevant. Always clean your surroundings. Talking about the state before property acquisition, would you take that on a first glance? If you need it so badly then have the landlord clean it out before payment.

martyns303:
Dude doesn't even looks like someone who owns a property and even if he do own one, there's no way in zeus name anyone would bath in that. It looks like an abandoned place, cos even by taking her bath, water would have washed of some of the dirt.

Jesus! 63 id!ots!

I'm a bit lost over the circumstances of this happening. Before now, news. Making the rounds had it that no one knew why the community was attacked by the Fulani herdsmen [or is it igala herdsmen]? Anyways, the new Intel reveals that it was a reprisal over the community members' earlier attack on the herdsmen by killing two of theirs and burying them under mysterious circumstances
1. Face down [upside down]
2. Removing the intestines of one of them before burial.
Now, could the avengers have seen these acts as ritual things rather than an act of aggravation borne out of trespass and decided to avenge their deaths? I think there's more to it than meets the eyes. I think we the observers need to understand what really happened before we crucify the herdsmen from whatever tribe.

Attack me all you want but understand my point first, thanks.

catlova2:
Ur case na sorry case.

My case na sorry case Abi? No worry, I quite understand your case. You're one of those cases who either comment without reading or read without understanding. Sorry, u hear?

EgunMogaji:
This your English sef, e get as e be sha.

There's nothing wrong with his construction. He said they almost crossed the Niger bridge, and we all know that under the bridge there's water! So what he meant is they didn't get to the water and they didn't sink. It's deep, only for those who understand poetry.

HarkymTheOracle:
All cultists are fools!!!!!!
#Fact

y ar dey showin us d fool's back?
Idiot!!!

Because it's a good for nothing story! Bloggers need to make money.