₦airaland Forum

jimmysho:
Go brush up your 'gesi' before defending a thief.

hahahaha! he's an ipod yooooooot on operation "buharishowyourcertificate" clowns! Dem sef no go school but will ask the amiable general to show his certificate.

M4gunners:
Nigeria is a failed Country quote me anywhere. Don't try to cover this. Since i was born, i have never seen a Country where a budget is being played like a nollywood film. Yet nobody is being held responsible for it, instead the fg is busy travelling from one Country to the other to accumulate more depth for us.

ipod yooooot! lolzzzzzz!

Pidggin:
As expected that were "forced" to soft pedal

whether forced or axed to soft pedal, soft pedal they did! now deal with that.

DonBobes:
FTC ds early mrnin!

Abeg mak dem pass d budget nw. No tym pls!

olo.do

LOVEGINO:
Thank God that, the evil men does this days leave with them. May God protect his children, grand children and so on. Amen!

I'm sure you are one of the ones asking buhari to show his certificate

ijaw1stson:
my bible says
''love your enemies"
even if this man has directly offended you... which I know it's not true
nevertheless he has lived his life to the fullest
it's not ethical to hate or wish him bad as he doesnt even know you...
except your religion supports eye for an eye

Oh i love this! your bible says "love your enemies" but your pastor says "die by fire" and you shout amen! ain't that hypocrisy?

taiyesoul:
Dele Giwa is patiently waiting for you.

I think the one waiting for him more is Mamman Vatsa!

Evathyst:
Saraki as far as I know is a dead man walking. Until the emergence of David Mark, the seat of the Senate President has never been something a person relaxes on.


Anyways, that's what blind ambition does to someone. It prevents one from seeing the bigger picture and imagining the consequences of one's action. Saraki, when next you come to this world, remember to keep your ambition in check.


Meanwhile, I can see Pa Chukwudi44 up there. I wonder the calibre of Old men we now have in this generation. Gone are the days when old men are virtuous. Smh.


P.S

Any good samaritan can please help me with this;

by Evathyst(f): 10:34am
Good morning house,

Please ehn, I'm making this enquiry on behalf of someone. She graduated from OAU, and had since collected her certificate. She was as well mobilised for this upcoming youth service. But the problem is that this person in question doesn't have a valid means of identification;

-She had submitted her OAU I.D card in the course of collecting her certificate.
-She didn't have voters card nor did she have a National I.D card.
-Drivers licence and international passport, she doesn't posses any.


Now, my question is that what other means of identification can this person in question tender in camp so as not be barred from entering?


Awaiting your prompt response.

Hmmm, she had submitted her school id, no problems. She doesnt have a voter's card, must she be interested in politics and voting? It's not a must! National id card, well, isn't that a failed excercise? I read sometime back (not too long ago) where atiku just recently got his national id card and i could'nt believe my eyes! The national id card scheme was inaugurated during the obj era and atiku was his vice! waiting nearly 16yrs to acquire what he was part of the inauguration team is to say the least, "leave the girl alone"! On driver's license, must she be interested in driving, now or whenever?! The only option left open now is to go get a recommendation\identification letter ffom the school and she's good to go.

midolian:
Frank should shut it up already Or Decamp if he hates everything the party does.. I have always known him to be the chukwudi44 in APC. There s never a time he won't have a contary opinion to that of the party when it comes to Crookola Sarathief's case.

seriously, why is this frank guy still holding such a sensitive post for the apc if he's anti party and pro pdp? beats my immagination. i had wanted to refute this claim but when i saw your post, this.

To the nairaland crew, the "report" button is too close to the "quote" button, people might hit it in error. i suggest it be moved to after the "share" button so that those looking for it will find it on purpose.

rawtouch:
No heads will roll jare



so presidency want to start ritual killings

Ipod wailer! "no heads will roll" abi? After you'll ask buhari to show his certificate. I sorry for all of una.

[quote author=Bobskylo post=44793266]do u at all read d news in-between lines?

or jumping to conclusion witout proper understanding?

pls read agen n recomment!!!!!![/quote


what is wrong with what he posted, is 2nd niger brigde not ipod dream project promised since the years of the IB and never brought to fruition?! and to think you had 16 whole likes! crazy!

jamesharryson:
Its almost half a year and the budget for the whole year has not been appropriated. Are we really sure this change story is auguring well?

Wailer! Keep wailing, it's allowed! You people have sworn never to see anything good in this government even when the horrible facts are glaring. The budget should be signed already in spite of all the reported irregularities coming from the nass abi? All that thievery no go work for una again!

GudluckIBB:
Ipod, wailers and children of hate.

Nass has slashed the vote of 2nd Niger bridge by 3.9 billion. What your clueless phd holder couldn't achieve, the "dullard" wants to help you people.
Let's see whom you will wail to this time

Buhari, teaching jonathan how to be firm as a president right from independence.
God bless buhari.

My my my, I wish I could give you a thousand likes! No shakings, chop the only one I'm allowed to.

Chukwu94:
Story story...
PDP are giving reasons why we don't need the swap while APC are giving reasons why the swap is the best idea.

For me, i would wait to see the outcome of the swap before i place my judgement.
Bye

Too badt! Well, u a either pdp or apc otherwise this forum is not for you, bye!

grayht:
Hian

hi! pls what' the name of this emoji app?

PassingShot:
Use your brain!

From every indication, he has none!

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#00FA9A]It was a breech an he could be sued.
And not only that but it was a violation of her personal privacy.[/color]

A patient has no personal privacy on any area of ailment! Tell me a woman in labour has personal privacy during delivery with a male gynecologist?! It's always health first.

HolyHero:
so you actually saw her vagina just like that...

The doctor should have asked who you are to her..

The fool just showed you puss.y like that

You make me laf. Of what use is a puss.y if it's rotten and Laden with infection?

rottennaija:
I'm sure when NASS survive this, they wouldn't try it again in the next budget.

How can you have to mind to say that a project wasn't in the budget but you knew it was defended, you also knew it was in error that it was left out of the budget. Then you have the mind to remove it, you also take the money to share among other project and then include your own project which wasn't on the budget.


What sort of reasoning is that? If it wasnt in the budget, why did you include your own project that wasn't captured?

My broda, these are the thieves That the IB had been breeding. Do we blame them? No! Afterall "stealing is not corruption"! No wonder they are so pained by the emergence of Buhari. This country will see good in Jesus' name!

Dahkogrin007:
See talk ooo... Ojukwu never ran away but he sha left d country

No ooo, he didn't run, just walked away from the country, Hahahahaha!

SirJeffry:
I overheard a supposedly lady saying words like "a rebel's aircraft, burn it to ashes" and I wonder how hatred allows such people sleep at night...and she's a woman. #spits#

I pity people around her cos they are all walking corpses. She can easily poison someone at slightest provocation. Tufiakwa.

You "overheard"? Where? On nairaland? Didn't know we had text-to-speech options! Seun!

Which one come be indefinite closure if it's to last just one month according to your post? For the violent clash, what lives or property were lost? Na wa for this end time reporting!

amaechi1:
Ironically, it was the president who made comment on a lighter note " you seems to know our budget than I do" and both party laughed. If this one of opposition point against the president, then there is no opposition.

On scale of seriousness, who would you prefer " the yam and goat theory" and " stealing is not corruption"

Just asking?

Don't mind the fools. It seems there's not a single person either in the pdp or supporting the pdp that knows the meaning of the word " sarcasm ", let alone understand it! I don't blame them, I just don't know why the president is so afraid of making mistakes cus it's the fear of making a mistake that leads to several mistakes.

asuustrike2009:
Those cities are testing ground before they spread round the remaining 35 states

What he should have asked was if the 100000 first users and accrued benefits will only favour lagos and Abuja residents?! and to you, do you mean just testing grounds, no real promo benefits will apply till finally operational in all 37 states of the federation? Yeye de smell.

Mydappy:
Morning Easyworld friends check out last week top post on how to speed up your phone. Pls share with your friends and help fix their phone problems. Click on the link below for full details.


http://deazyworld..com.ng/2016/04/what-to-do-when-your-device-is-running.html?m=1

"how to speed up my phone", is it on a racing course?

fkj950ax:
Obviously the Op doesn't know how telecom networks turn profit.

All that you ask them not to do are the things that bring home the bacon.

They are paid for all those annoying sms. Do the maths... Let's assume they get N1 on every junk sms received by their subscriber... Some cost you N30/month

There is no SERVICE in the world that can be cheap and fast. It's either cheap and crappy, or its premium priced and great (fast).

NTEL is currently looking for Billions in loans to roll out, and you expect them to provide cheap voice calls... Even the finance institutions will ask for them to bump up their call rates so the income flow increases and they can pay back within a shorter period.

It's a business and sole purpose is to make profit...

Then ntel is dead on arrival! We got too many scammer network providers already rolled out here for us to be bothered by the emergence of another intending to operate on the same principles. Na by force? Biko leave trash for lawma. (stale yarn I guess).

Emeskhalifa:
*puts hands on the head and scream CHAIIIIII

bros u like awuf too much ooooo

Not at all. This is possible and realistic. Glo does 3gb @ 1k.

opalu:
In sane business climes, you could have made a few millions by giving the company this clues. But here, no.
Some 4years ago, I packaged some great ideas and gave to the CEO of struggling newspaper in lagos. I told them that this is just the highlights of the solutions and that I will collect 300k which I won't like to receive all upfront but when my ideas start producing results.
He was happy and said will get to me. The next month I saw them putting to work some of those summary!!
I wasn't surprised when they still folded up less than 9 months later. Something that would have been avoided.

They put to work some of your summary and folded up 9 months later and you feel you advised properly? If they had implemented up to half your blueprint, they prolly wouldn't have seen 2 months! Lolz. Na joke I de joke oh!

fabre4:
i have reserved my line where do I get my sim card from

Bros, which line did you reserve without a line card (Sim card)?

EgusiSoup:
I am tempted to insult you for this vomit you just spilled out but I will just control myself for now.

The mistake will be corrected on 2019 Insha Allah

If you think there's a mistake, why not correct it now, why wait till 2019? What will you do then, vote buhari out? For your mind shay? You never chee chumching! Wailer!

Checked86:
It is either you didn't understand my message or you chose not to. You said the police are not trained to kill SUSPECTS except in self defence. Good point there. You called the person suspect and he remains so(a suspect) until he is tried in the court of law. Tell me the work of the police if not to handle such cases like this one. Police get involved because of prejudice. Morally, we all seek for mercy, either from God or fellow human beings, and it wouldn't be mercy if we deserve it, but right. When we steal, we lose our constitutional rights but what of mercy that we all ask from God each day. I want you to search yourself and tell me if that thief deserves such death. What of 10 years imprisonment, or 20 years or even more; with hard labour. I am not a thief, but life should be treated like one. The mob should have called the police. That is my point. None of them deserve to be alive if God should judge us without mercy.

Bro, you must be the one who chose not to understand. In the eyes of the mob, an armed robber caught I the act of stealing is already convicted and sentenced! Is that too difficult to understand? Look at the bellow, an incident as reported in another news on nairaland :

According to the police command “the suspects confessed to the allegations of the victim’s kidnapping after which they raped, strangulated her and buried her corpse in shallow grave at Ogbosi.

“The gang also confessed to have been responsible for the kidnapping Pastor Chukwu Ekere of same Ohigha community and killed him for the simple reason that the man of God disturbed them with his preaching of repentance and also for urging them to shun their nefarious activities and accept God.”

For full details, check "armed robbers kill pastor for preaching repentance to them"

Abeg no spoil my mood this evening!