₦airaland Forum

oyinkinola:
are you sure?

Triple sure! You all are rebranding him for a come back with the promise of more looting! Hope you read and understood the writeup. Shameful indeed! Imagine, "people love that looting more than anything else"! Nigerians are something else certainly!

Oh, the only reason he's coming back is cuz people love looting more than anything else? I don't blame you, that's the only way to sell Jonathan, that's all he represents, looting, looting, and more looting! Oga "stealing is not corruption"! It will never happen!

aljharem:
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR.

*During campaign*

APC: Young man what are you eating?

Nigerian: Rice

APC: Rice and what?

Nigerian: Rice and one meat.

APC: What are you drinking?

Nigerian: Fanta.

APC: This is bad, you deserve rice and beans with at least 5 meats and your choice drink.

Nigerian: Is that so?

APC: Yes. Make our candidate your cook and we will see to that and more.

*Nigerian votes. APC wins, Day 1*

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What do we have.

APC: Beans and pure water.

Nigerian: No meat?

APC: No meat, I met the kitchen virtually empty.

*Nigerian eats*

#Day 2.

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled.


#Day 3

APC: Food don ready:

Nigerian: What do we have today?

APC: Beans.

Nigerian: No pure water?

APC: The last cook looted your kitchen.

#Day 4

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled. He's gone to recover your looted meat, bread, sugar and other cooking items.

Nigerian: But at least there should be something to eat.

APC: He used the remaining to fund his journey and repair his plane.

#Day 5

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What did you cook?

APC: Cook kee, the economy is bad and oil price is nose diving so manage this garri, kuli kuli and milk.

Nigerian: So we can't afford beans now?

APC: The last cook used fulani herdsmen to destroyed our ban and embarrass your new cook

Nigerian: No sugar?

APC: The last cook used all the sugar.

#Day 6

Nigerian: Wetin dey today.

APC: Garri dey... If you get money go use am buy kuli kuli and milk.

Is this the best you can you can think of wailer?

Fayose is so gademned fu!cked up! He'll soon be disgraced outta office. the man truly has mouth diarrhea!

brainiac007:
crab? sorry, I never offered seafood. Oh, you meant 'crap' lolzzzzz

Hohoho! You got me there, typos, my friend but you still made no sense! Thanks for pointing that out.

bobmalu83:
Touch not my anointed n do my prophet no harm. Is left for God to judge. After all he employed so many ppl to work in his primary to University Schools worldwide so what are u saying?

Cheap labour you mean? Of course the poor will always serve the rich! Out of point I might say, way out of point regarding the post you read before quoting him! You need to drop this your gullibllity status, "touch not...." and be civilised, absolute nonsense!

brainiac007:
Chai! Poverty is a bastard. See ehn...if I own a Helicopter, I will make sure the entire nation hears it when I hover over them. With it I will visit my business outfits scattered all over the country in the shortest possible time. Perhaps, maybe that's why Baba God refused to bless you and I with one cos our minds are too small to grasp that level of blessing. And so, we remain where we are and complain day and night feeling sorry for ourselves rather that doing something to change our miserable existence. Like someone once said, 'I'm too busy tending my grass to care if yours is greener'.

And you think you made sense with this crab, except the gullible alert you released?!

DIKEnaWAR:
Pot calling the kettle black! Is Oyedepo sensitive to the plight of the poor when he takes money as tithes and offerings from them to fly private jets, live in opulence and build schools for the super-rich?


They are both the same; wicked and insensitive.

They are certainly not the same, the jet loving, god of man is definitely worse!

vecman22:
who is dis donkey

An escapee from the gate of hell, lollllzzzzz!

tobimillar:
papa oyedepo is right. I only wish he was as vocal during GEJ corrupt government

He couldn't have been, spiritual prayers was making loads of dollars!

Opinedecandid:
Yes Sir, the President seems to be acting that way.
No apologies to the President's extremist supporters, defenders and promoters.

For those who have reading problems, the Bishop said:

- issues that affect the generality of the populace should be addressed immediately.

- conducive environment should be provided for both small and large scale private investments to thrive.

- all sectors of the economy should be privatised.

- no particular administration/political party should be blamed, but the system.

- Nigerians should individually and collectively seek solutions to our problems as we have no where else to go.
...
Understood?

And what is his role in any of these? Collect, collect, collect from his gullibles and buy more private jets, open more universities, make more money and pocket all for himself and his family!

WiseBully:
Why the dubious heading? He merely identified what every sound mind already knows. I like his use of words, simply advisory and nonpartisan.

Na fear de catch am. No more 7bln naira bribe so he has to be careful, perhaps he has lost the keys to the gates of he'll!

dominique:
It could be a publicity stunt for all we know.

Who sends N50,000 to a complete stranger without at least asking a few questions? It's either he's very loaded and doesn't know what to do with money or he's just being an attention seeker.

Or prolly just wants to announce his gay status and soliciciting for gay pals! The world's just gone crazy!

Na wa for Nigerians ooo! Una de side tuface now because he get money. For you tuface adherents who couldn't attend the marriage, did this man not make it possible for you to see the event in pictures? From the brief cv of the said photographer, he's no local beans and may know what he's doing which might be informed by their behind-the-scenes agreement. Whatever happened to the "plight of the common man"? I tire, I just tire!!

metrodirect:
Menh i can see the end of Psquare o!

No body is accepting faults, Pride surely comes before a fall...Damn!

Like psquare hasn't already ended!

adeaks:
A 13 year old will write this type of essay just because of love. A Jss3 student writing 'baldadash'


I smell lies

Well, I believe a 13yr old child can write "baldadash", it's not a real word! Spelling is balderdash!

OZAOEKPE:
just as amaechi is your mentor, atiku is your mentor, saraki is also my mentor

Then you must be a Thief! Lolllllz!

Goldencollins:
At the end of the day this case will be swept under the carpet and this SarakiThief will be rooming around Nigeria a free man. APC is just d definition of Scam.

I'm lost @ your reasoning. Without APC, would you know that Saraki is this corrupt?

tyson99:
Saraki is my mentor

senseless youth alert!

chinchum:
it is 6 million, not 600 million.

Osun states debt is serviced straight from the FG allocation, what is left is then given to the state, with dwindling FG revenue , FG's allocation to states will also drop.

Well, oil prices are growing so we hope that won't be.

bettercreature:
Why osun is getting just 600million is beyond my understanding

6M, not 600M! This was arrived at after deductions due debts!

olsmade:
Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. The military is just as corrupt. Have you forgotten the days of Babangida, Abacha etc? Have you also forgotten that the top guns in the military of today will be just as bad if not worse given the opportunity? Look at Badeh for example. That is the one we are aware of.

Under the military regime, I believe it's a minute few if not only the head alone that steals compared to the huge bunch under the civilian regime and it's reckless! What we are seeing under democracy makes people like the guy you quoted including me, wish for the khaki boys!

Hmmmm! Summarily tried and dismissed! Citizens brace yourselves, another very hardened criminal has just been released into the society! #istandwithjunglejustice!

amuokuko:
LIES!!!!!!!

Check the Last pix, the guy was on white singlet when caught while on the other pix he is putting a black Jacket..

OP, re u related to Lie Mohammed

Nwoke onye Uwa Mmebi..

Modified:
the accomplice abii
time i quit garri..

Sorry oooh! Sh!t happens.

Kagarko:
See Marginalization.

CBN recruited 909 staffs , of this number:


Zamfara got only 2 ,


Yobe and Jigawa got 3 each.
Now NW the most populated zone in Nigeria plus
NE combined got 184 slots. Both NW and NE has
13 states



South South (SS) got 213 slots , Delta state 78
slots, Cross Rivers 36 slots, See Marginalization.


NW+NE= 13 STATES


SS= 6 STATES

NW+NE=184 SLOTS SS= 213 SLOTS


Yet no body is shouting from the North.

God bless Nigeria and Nigerians.

.... But you are shouting from the north, are you "nobody"?!

Leobrain:
Thanks for the correction, I owe you one.

You welcome, buddie!

Quakertellicus1:
One of the first signs of a healthy economy is the government's willingness to fight corruption.

So that foreign investors can come into the country and do their business without worrying about having to pay bribe to some fat Alhaji or Chief in the requisite Department.

And so that Nigerian investors would be able to save more money without having to pay kola for every step they take.

So that projects can be completed on time, and with the right equipment...which means that they work well....which means good light, water, and transport facilities.

And finally, a corrupt free society means increased amounts of dollars in the savings account....which could help buffer the Naira....making it stronger....and provide more cash for government to spend on the good things of life....like roads,railways, education,health, etc.

I am really surprised that you are blind to the benefits of fighting corruption on the economy. Or maybe you were one of the beneficiaries too. Better free yourself from mammon slave. Take your time.....Nigeria don change.

Pls educate the idiot but I know it'll be like throwing water @ the back of a chicken! Inconsequential effect if any!

Sijo01:
Indeed you are! The post is not that long. Please read it.

you really nailed him there! He is truly 'stewpiiiiiid'!

Ryabcool:
what in God's name are you saying?

Saying you are a literary giant, claim it bro!

Leobrain:
I'll advice those above me to re-read the topic again, so as to understand better.

They should read the content and not the topic which is misleading regarding the fine which Nigerians expect them to pay, and pay, they must!

NextGovernor:
Buhari fans last year to Feb: MTN must pay this fine because Buhari isn't taking any nonsense from anybody. New sheriff in town.

Buhari fans after hearing this news: We told you, Buhari is such an understanding man who wants the relationship of both Nigeria and South Africa.

If they eventually deny this as usual Buhari fans will be like: Wailers and IPOB always spreading nonsense and trying to blackmail this government. MTN must pay because they aren't bigger than Nigeria.

What's the way forward for Buhari supporters?

I see 65 very sill people on this forum! Sad!