₦airaland Forum

Btruth:
I wonder oooo. A bi? Anything more than 10/20k in cash, and you don't have an account for me to transfer to, then you are OYO!

Soundz like he was withdrawing to pay local staff, hence the information. Remember it was also stated that it'd happened before, same area, same amount? 11am faa? We are in trouble. All those anti jungle justice crew, una c unasef?

rottennaija:
What is the difference between the arm robber and the petrol stations that sales petrol at a price far above what they get or hike the product?

You've asked the silly question, now answer it. Does fuel attendant shoot you and take ur money without giving you fuel? All these Armed robbers commenting unnecessarily on this forum!

ladycomfort:
This is not fair. He should have been burnt to death. Awon oloriburuku. Ole.

Abi na because you be babe na im make dem no ban you for this statement?! I got up to a week's ban only for saying "jungle justice, the only justice". Won't be surprised if I'm sent off again now for this! It is well.

steppin:
This comes to mind.

Guys, this una analogy, I no buy am one bit! We should not compare politicians' stealing with Armed robbers own. They ain't the same Abeg. Politicians steal only monies already entrusted to their own care (not siding them though) but Armed robber own.. ..imagine you want to pay your children's school fees the next day after emptying your bank account for that purpose and then the mofos accost you and take all it, and in the unfortunate event u struggle with them, you lose your life as well as the money, how do you deal with that? To me, those people deserve what they get. As for the thieving politicians, it's day at a time, they'll get theirs when we are ready for them. Only wish we could make it soon.

Oh, woe unto leather seats! @op, why did you hide that badly torn off part of your seat? Anyways, shi!t haps. Back to topic, driver-side doors ain't the best bet to check recommended PSIs for your tyres, rather the tyres themselves. What if you changed the original tyres that the vehicle came with and replaced them with a more robust, better made with the finest of materials with extended pliability for tougher conditions, would the recommendations not alter?

SweetieConstie:
Aww! Lord, this is extremely devastating!












May their gentle souls rest in perfect peace... Amen!

Hmm, all that space just to make me notice you, huh? Well I ended up noticing your moniker!

What does it mean? If it's what I think, how true? Well, rip to the dead till I hear from you.

BIAFRANFLAG:
Lions gives Birth to Lions


Even in your dreams, Fayose will never have a child like you not to talk of you disowning him.

Fayose children are not blind followers.


Fayose childrens will speak when necessary and say the truth.


CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM IS WHAT KEEPS ANY GOVERNMENT ON THEIR TOES AND FAYOSE IS DOING IT WELL.

AND don't ever make the mistake of fighting for politicians, because they can be enemies today and friends tomorrow.

WATCH OUT. You will see BUHARI AND FAYOSE HAVING DINNER BEFORE THE END OF HIS TENURE.

I'm sure you witness OBASANJO AND MAMA PEACE HOLDING EACH OTHER AND DANCING WITH SMILES ON THEIR FACES.


BE WISE MY BROTHER!!

fyi, this is not constructive criticism coming from you and your fayose family, but rather, constructive STUPID!TY! take note!

DCTrendy:
he is still enjoying immunity. U can be rest assured he will leave this country a week to the end of his administration and thatz it.

He will be picked upon his way out of government house, Just wait and see. Nonsense!

aubventure:
criticism is good for any democracy like our. so leave him alone he doing the right thing

I hope to God that you understand there's a big difference between criticism and abuses laden with insults?! And that coming from an old man like fayose, a governor, is totally unacceptable.

berrystunn:
That budget is to favour the north, like he did in PTF 80s
Watch and see.

Jesus! Wailers! What do I just do with them? The very first reason we heard of why Buhari refused to sign the padded budget Was The removal of the calabar~lagos rail project which he personally went to China to negotiate for! This was done to favour the north? Oh Abasi mbok!

Ayodele fayose or whatever u call yourself, I'm now very convinced you are an slowpoke and very sick! Imagine adding salt unto the injury! You did not abuse Buhari, you did exactly what? You are now saying Buhari is your grandfather, how old are you for Buhari to be your grandfather, 15? Again, you are not abusing Buhari? Your days are numbered.

wowmenow:
This how Buhari waste our time for seven chasing his so called minister today
He is saying is minister are crook for asking 20 million Naira house
Nawa oh what a confused president

Gawd! I have no idea what is inside wailers' heads, what on earth did Jonathan give to these people? How on earth do you reason? So to you, if u are a president and a few of your ministers just wake up from a late night hangover, approach you for a 20millon nairal per year house rent each for 37 people and you refuse, that then makes you confused?! Jesus! Over 140million Nigerians have nowhere to sleep, and these people asking for this outregious amount have already been allocated 4million naira each! Pls before you label someone as confused, check yourself first and satisfy yourself that you at least understand a bit of the issues on ground.

sparrowkid:
In a preview copy, you can edit errors just like you have pointed above. When you give out a task, and you are given a preview report, what it means is that you're given the chance to see the extent of work done and make amendments if need be before a final report could be presented. Vanguard makes it look like he is returning a final copy submitted to him again. That is misinformation.

By God's grace, I'm not as poverty-stricken as you that pins her happiness on government. Government do not decide my happiness or misery. I'm in control of my life. That is why I'm not as miserable as you are just because someone lost an election.

Come to think of it, I can see that you want people to believe that you're a female. Imagine the kind of bile, bitterness and hatred in your heart! Don't you think that that could be an hindrance to you having a happy and fulfilling relationship? Where is love in your heart when all you do day and night is to come online to vilify Buhari who is not even aware of your existence?

Thanks a lot bro, I was going to say don't mind that imbecilic Jezebel until I got to your second and last paragraph. You sure gave it to that hermaphrodite, serpent, or whatever ungodly thing that "it" is. Thanks!

iflywithbuhari:
Where is that silly SSA on NASS affairs, that told us that we will smile to the bank. I laugh at ppl like Madrid guy, they don't know what they are in for. I remember telling someone, that come today, we will get another telenovela twist. This President is Useless, confused, incompetent and a downright liar. They will play us like film trick from now till thy kingdom come. APC zombies, Una eye go soon clear.

You are all that you said the president is, and more! And to think you are a woman! What right do u have to insult a man, an old man, not to talk of a president? I just don't know the rational behind this forum crew banning people who insult some good-for-nothing nairalanders while others are allowed to insult elders who have better responsibilities in moving this sick country forward! I just got back from a ban for upholding mob action against Armed robbers, and reasoned for inciting violence! Imagine, inciting violence against Armed robbers, armed robbers! Gosh, I didn't know how subtle and peaceful Armed robbers are that I could be considered harmful against them! This is just to express my point on the working modalities of nairaland. I stand to be corrected.

SamuelAnyawu:
Mr Man May is just too far for any reason please. It's Buhari's one year in government this month. thanks

You either quoted back without reading what I wrote or bluntly refused to reason with the argument. Anyway, suit yourself, i know that wailers can't be pleased, no matter what. Good day!

YoursGEJ:
I have concluded that the most corrupt arm of government is the legislature.

Overinflated salaries

Buying themselves landcruisers after being paid transportation allowance

Nobody knows what they do with their constituency allowance

They only meet 2-3 days a week for half of the year and collect a full-year's salary

Some of them do not contribute to the discussion on the floor. Few of them will be sleeping while getting paid

At night when they should be sleeping, they will pack oloshos and full NICON hotel in Garki Area 1

Even when there are important bills like increasing punishment for corrupt public officials, they will frustrate it. Ask them to pass a law allowing 70 year old men to marry 10 year old girls now, they will be shouting 'Aye'

Let them continue. I am working on a plan to begin massive recall of senators wey dey f.uc.k up. It will be unveiled in due time

My brother, your submission isn't even enough. Do we need the legislature in the first place if only what they do is steal and support/practise all unholly acts plus all that you mentioned? Must we copy the American system? America and Nigeria have different names and can not be expected that what works for America must work for Nigeria! If you are John, and you copy what Paul does, it's OK but if what Paul does doesn't work out for you, it's expected u go back to your God-given ways for peace to reign within your soul. We don't need the legislature, a conference can make/amend laws and it will be faster, it will be cheaper!

YoursGEJ:
I have concluded that the most corrupt arm of government is the legislature.

Overinflated salaries

Buying themselves landcruisers after being paid transportation allowance

Nobody knows what they do with their constituency allowance

They only meet 2-3 days a week for half of the year and collect a full-year's salary

Some of them do not contribute to the discussion on the floor. Few of them will be sleeping while getting paid

At night when they should be sleeping, they will pack oloshos and full NICON hotel in Garki Area 1

Even when there are important bills like increasing punishment for corrupt public officials, they will frustrate it. Ask them to pass a law allowing 70 year old men to marry 10 year old girls now, they will be shouting 'Aye'

Let them continue. I am working on a plan to begin massive recall of senators wey dey f.uc.k up. It will be unveiled in due time

My brother, your submission isn't even enough. Do we need the legislature in the first place if only what the do is steal and support/practise all unholly acts plus all that you mentioned? Must we copy the American system? America and Nigeria have different names and can not be expected that what works for America must work for Nigeria! If you are John, and you copy what Paul does, it's OK but if what Paul does doesn't work out for you, it's expected u go back to your God-given ways for peace to reign within your soul. We don't need the legislature, a conference can make/amend laws and it will be faster, it will be cheaper!

SamuelAnyawu:
Today is 1st May, when PMB go sign budget na

Oga, pls take it easy, it's not how soon but how well! If it takes till the end of the year, so be it! The pdp's ways of thievery must be curbed at all cost! You want him to quickly sign already stollen yams, ala padded budget into inception so that tomorrow he'll take the blame? Some people can actually see the future no matter how dull they may appear to be. Food for thought!

Pidggin:
Which year dem go sign diz budget sef

Madam pls take it easy, it's not how soon but how well! If it takes till the end of the year, so be it! The pdp's ways of thievery must be curbed at all cost! You want him to quickly sign already stollen yams, ala padded budget into inception so that tomorrow he'll take the blame? Some people can actually see the future no matter how dull they may appear to be. Food for thought!

adconline:
And he budgeted N15bn more to run the presidency in 2016 than GEJ had budgeted in 2015??
Do you know many women and kids in IDP that huge amount can provide shelter and feeding for??

You iPod's are still talking about Buhari adding things on budget for the presidency? I thought the world now knows what terrible and untold things that the NASS, led by saratiff, did to the budget? All those presidential paddings were just a calculated ploy to discredit and blackmail the president should the deal backfire, and backfire, it sure did!

slimfit1:
How come i didn't think of this lol this is a good idea my brother at least our money paid for those houses.

Pls what is good about this dumb idea? Any property confiscated by efcc serves only as exhibit over a pending court case and u expect government to touch it before the court's desicion? Building houses for ministers for now is no consideration cus there's no money for that and would be utterly expensive! If he had any suggestion, it would've been to say any person to be considered for ministerial position in future must have accommodation in Abuja as a prerequisite for the appointment. If hunters have learnt to shoot without missing, that's cus birds had decided to fly without perching. We need change! No more frivolous spending.

fcbonsai:
my course rep in d university days dey use hin money to make photocopies for d whole class....dts an example of what a leader should be.....

if u cant scrifice fo ur followers, of what use areu a leader then
awon ole jatijati

Wetin this one de talk? Your course rep photocopying handouts for all you subs is only a matter of necessity for those who couldn't afford. A handout is a handout be it photocopy or original! If u disagree, why didn't he buy u all the original handouts? Did you read in the post where it said that the ministers already have an accommodation package of 4million Naira? Now they want 20million! They think the IB is still in charge, rogues.

The wheels of justice grinds slowly but surely. In another news, any rapist who faces a female judge has his middle name as "sorry"

The era of stealing and gross buffoonery are over! No more sabotaging our economy. Naija shall rise again!

Well deserved death, no more no less. Armed robbers? Pls more of that, weldone, mob!

I believe it will happen. About time too!

caleb404:


They've blamed Jonathan, blamed PDP, blamed the people they rule, blamed IPOB, blamed daddy shokey ... they've even blamed God!

Elected on propaganda, ruling on denial. They've refused to take responsibility for any of their actions. No light, no power.

Generate electricity, NO!
Give us fuel, NO!
Conduct free and fair election, NO!
Save the people from fulani terrorists, NO!
Fight corruption, NO!
Provide FOREX for business men and students, NO!
Budget nkor, NO!

Oya make una leave am the way una see am make we manage am like that,...... NO!!

When a tyrant is on the throne, the people suffer and suffer indeed.

That's all!

IPod yuuut, blinded by stewpiidity! Did u not read where the tout governor was challenged to deny the fuel request letter and fuel Grant of 10 truck loads of fuel meant for ekiti state? He should then say where the loaded trucks offloaded the ekiti allocation, simple!

chigoizie7:
Lol, u are correct, but jenny don born nah.

In as much as we all musnt marry, which linda is not an exception to that notion.

But, are u comfortable dying without a hubby and a child? Damn, that's one hell of a lonely life, maybe linda is comfortable with the company of her hermes hand bags and her laptop.


I was just being sarcastic

Yeah, sarcastic but factual! Thumps!

Babyphinas:
Lol I pity d new wife

You pity the new wife, sure she isn't banging another as we speak?

deplay24:
God is great

Always! But that silly woman and her bleeping pastor and his church members ain't. See fo.olish lies.

Quakertellicus1:
At the risk of working without a knowledge of the woman's medical history, I suspect that she had irregular menses...which could be due to hormonal imbalances. (Possibly due to something we call Polycystic ovarian syndrome).

Anyone suffering from such a syndrome can have issues with menstrual flow.



There is a lot in this story that we are not being told.

Focus on the bolded...the story does not make sense there.

Conclusion.....someone is lying somewhere....or it is as I said...PCOS.

Nothing like PCOS my brother , just silly lies. The woman had no baby initialy but fibroid. To get a baby by continuous bleeping by the so called pastor, they operated on the fibroid so she could conceive. To also fool the hubby, the parties involved cooked up this "fear God" lies, thank God the hubby ain't buying the poo they are selling!