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I have already transferred this agreement into word document, printed in many copies and a copy saved on my K drive. I will issue to all my girlfriends before having sex. This is cool

Tiwa, why are you exposing my breast in public. Don't you know you are my crush.

NegeduGrace:
u don't know..google n see

Na everything we go google? Even breast.

Hi HayKay, Please enlighten me a little. The headlight and fog light is that of 2004/2005 while the brake light at the back is 2001/2002. Am I missing something?

N40m for registered car? Chai MMM where art thou. Please come to the rescue February 14th. 2017

This is the job of DSS as a Secret Service organisation and not to arrest Judges and politicians. I can bet my bank account that these men arrested will soon be released after receiving order from their sponsors who are in government.

During my own wedding, I do not think I got up to N100k. The one wey pain me pass be say the money wey them spray me and my wife disapper into thin air. Me and my wife no sabi as them take move the money comot from the occasion. The highest gift we got was rubber and breakable plates. Men see suffer.

Hungry looking kidnappers.

This is their own problem o. I don't care who the fucker or fuckee is. Something must do somebody.

Na Chrysler them dey call Bentley. na wa o. Them even put the price at N50m. So them think say them go scare me. The OP be like say him chop bean wey don rotten for him to put up such post. P SQUARE KOOR, P SQUARE NI. No be only P-SQUARE na P-TRAINGLE.

sarrki:
My brother , Don't allow that guy to brainwash you ooo

He's a leader of a known terrorist organization

Also a criminal and enemy of the state

I will like to know the name of the known terrorist organization that Kanu belongs to. The only terrorist groups I know disturbing us in Nigeria today are Boko Haram, Fulani herdsmen and cattle rustlers.

Also, the told us they arrested Shekau but he was never treated the way Kanu is being treated. The next thing we hear is that he has escaped from detention. How come? If not help from the people in government.

The solution to the problem is to build a fence round the school with a huge gate. This will prevent the Fulani herdsmen and their cows from gaining access into the premises.

E be like say them don bite the guy for bad place

Since they said LOVE IS BLIND, I believe they did not receive the wrong spelling. What difference does it make. The important thing is that they finally got married.

My guys make una no too relax and sleep with 2 eyes closed o. These boko boys be like spirit o. Them dey appear like willi willi.

See gobe o. Trace the number through the service provider. it was definitely registered.

Well, we do not need to blame the guy entirely. The employer said he should take the car for a spin which was what he did. If you ask me to spin a car on 3rd mainland bridge, I will definitely end up in the Lagoon.

Please employer free this guy joor and give him a chance to work in your company. He followed your instructions to the latter. This is a good employee.

MrPresident1:
When I grow up I will be a singer

Money dey inside that work well well

When you grow up? Are you 2 years old. WizKid and Korede Bellow started out very young like say 20 - 23 years. I know you are more than 23 years. So when do you want to grow to be a musician? When you are 45 years?

The dead guy must be a Casanova. Only girls dey wish him RIP.

This Teebliz guy self na wa o. His is on bare foot and his trousers are sagged. Na wa for celebrity o.

Please Nigerians, let us give peace a chance. Those who witnessed the Nigerian Civil war fought by Gowon and Ojukwu will not want war to happen again.

All these young boys and girls on Nairaland born in the early 80's and late 90's that never experienced war are the ones fighting each other.

Jesus, why give your child this kind of name. A name that is being cursed everywhere in Nigeria. If this child grows up to find out that his was named after a clueless and dull president, I bet he will not be happy with his parents and may change his name at the end of the day.

See Headward.

Uche, you try well o. So you could not find any good man in Nigeria abi? Na Rodriguez you see. Kwantinue.

This Toyin self no dey shame. How many men she go kiss before she finally settles down? Na wa o.

I am interested o. We beg Nija girls to have sex and still give them money after wasting our time, energy and blood. What a great relief. We can now be paid for our services. This is good news to me. In this time of recession and loss of job, this new job pays well and better than my previous job.

Jesus. This girl no wear bra o. What are na this? Vaseline crew loading

This girl wey resemble my Doberman dog for house.

See their big stomach.

So Muslims self dey listen to Olamide and Dare music. So this one no be HARAM. Na wa o. El-Rufai, you have proved wrong by your own brother o.

Na wa o. So Igbo man self fit cheat his own people. Rice gross weight 25kg, Sand gross weight 25kg. Total gross weight of the bag of rice is 50 kg. No cause for alarm. Just select the sand and eat the rice.