My New year is going on well with this sumptuous meal

iamyemiakins:
Which area and state? Let's start from there...

Ondo state

We bought this Table water and sachet water last week in our shop and this afternoon they’ve changed color and microorganisms can also be found inside...Some factories produce poisons..May God protect us in this country

Truthsoldier:
Good day nairalanders....

Yesterday I was just browsing my phone,going through Facebook when an old friend of mine told me about an organization that recruits forward thinking individuals, I was at first pessimistic, because I have come to know the format of GNLD and Neolife guys,I asked her what's the organization name and she told me it's CFIG21,I was still not okay with the information so I pressed on to ask her if it's not those groups that sells drugs,promising millions but still looking broke..she laughed and called me funny,well I gave her the benefit of doubt because I have known her as a church girl,but I still have to go through her profile to know if it wasn't hacked,one cannot be so sure these days.


Today I visited the place which is in a fuel station but the meeting venue is one that has this decorum with tantalizing sights and sound,I was told to wait for awhile outside which I did,later I was called in and then gave them my invitation code,there was motivational video playing on the plasma TV there,my sixth sense told me that these guys are no different from GNLD guys, but I waited,we were just two.

Then one tall,lanky guy came in,with ooze of perfume and gorgeous looking, I wasn't moved,because I have had encounter with those from GLND and Neolife,where they can dress so radiant and you will be awed,I swore nothing can sway me with any of their gimmicks.

This guy spoke and spoke,how he used to work in shoprite earning 60k then left and joined LA Buena Vida,he showed us how many VIPs are part of it including Obasanjo,and pictures of people who went on vacation to Zanzibar, when he spoke and spoke and then talked of selecting just one of us for the mastermind mentorship but to register of 49990 naira,my fears were confirmed.

I told him that I got no cash on me,he moved me into the director's office, that one does not even understand anything at all, after trying to scope me that my face looks familiar, I told him 'oga I got no shishi here,na transport money I get here and by the way na my other phone wey contacts plenty',_yet this dude wants me to try call anybody to do transfer, POS,anything possible, I just prayed to get out...

Long story cut short,I told them I would come by 9am tomorrow, but you know that one would be in the dream,so I want to know is this LA Buena Vida real?

Dont even waste your 49990 on it..I was invited last 2years then it was 35k, I was brainwashed and all,they played different videos asking me to join that’s a life changing opportunity, I dropped 5k upfront that day after they convinced me to borrow from my contacts and all but I didn’t...when I got home I became restless and now came to my sense I called the man immediately to send me back my money and he did, what made me angry was that when the man was brainwashing me I asked him how much he had made so far in the business, he said over 2million naira, I now asked the guy that invited me there when we were chatting how much that man has made so far he said 300k..waoowww that was what angered me cuz I know he might have not made up to 100k sef when he told that guy 300k... In conclusion those ppl are time wasters and brainwashers, awon make 100l daily

It’s my birthday today guys�

jaszplus12:

Oh la laaaaaaaa... Sorry o! Make you help me feminize the advice please and pass the message to her!!

I already feminized it

dopedan:

Same with me, just hope for the best
As we no spoil person own make nobody spoil our own

Amen o

With the things I see and hear both in real life and online, I’m nervous about life after Nysc cuz I will be going for service soon...Let’s hear your experience guys....

His Height

psalmz:
He later passed on,thanx for all your advice,GOD BLESS US ALL

Haaaaa so sorry about that...may his soul Rest In Peace

TundeWX:
Dip into hypo...don't try it again o
It'll only inject bad chemicals into the open sore n complicate things
-get ibuprofen for the pain
-buy antifungal cream along with oral antiviral tablets
-make sure u cover it with a band aid and clean the surface daily
You'll b fine in a few days

Thanks so much, I will do that tomorrow

Help
I have withlow on my finger and it hurts a lot
I’ve dipped it inside hot eba but the pain is still there, I was even told to dip it inside hypo which I did but the pain hasn’t stopped

Jirilistic:
Mine is tecno spark 3(1gb ram)
I used the phone for almost 2yrs
Phone was working smooth but later,e start to show me pepper cus I overload the phone with files. Phone started hanging seriously and sometimes became hot I had to start blowing it with fan (seriously guys when it became hot,I literally had to blow it with fan).battery also degenerated overtime
If I on the phone,I gat wait for like 10mins b4 i fit use the keyboard
I later sold it early dis year and bought another phone with better ram, processor and battery

Used this same spark 3, 1gig ram for 2years and it never for once gave me any problem...changed it to a bigger one because I wanted to

It’s my birthday today...wish me well

MejiLoyon:
Op don use teeth slimfit the chicken.

you are very funny I swear Slimfit ko

Asper student wey i be...made this simple meal to celebrate my Easter

ojun50:
Babe did you pound it or engine pounding

I did pound it

Here is mine....I prepared pounded yam and egusi soup

J111333:
Okwu agwu. I'm already inside keke heading to your papa house.

Oya do quick and come on time before I change my mind

J111333:
Pounded yam?
See how you just missed a horseband this xmas. If you had invited me to that food, I would've paid your brideprice after eating it. But wait, the food still remain small for pot?

E still remain ooo..infact I purposely left some behind cuz of you

precy111:
My own na fried rice, chicken and salad then I come still chop jollof rice,abeg no go try o
Lol Christmas was really great,what about yours dear?

Had poundedyam with egusi soup, and was gulped down with a bottle of malt

Happy birthday to me

With the kind of stories I read daily on nairaland about marriage...I'm so scared of marriage ooo...God pls bless me with a good husband when it's time for me to marry

FGGC Akure ,my Alma Mata... during my time,we call it Almighty checking (whereby teachers will come to our hostel unannounced and drive us out of the hostel then the checking will begin) contrabands like phones,headset, can foods will be seized and till today we don't know where it is kept,I'm sure the teachers share them between themselves and also give them to their children...they just started this smashing of phones.....in my dormitory then,out of 30 people,13 had phones and we were always ready for the almighty checking....too smart to be caught then..... gone are the days sha

I was given a grater as a gift at the bar I went to for Val

Different people with their different problems Sha, your matter tire person sef

You are a very stupid guy for saying you will expose her nude...I do not blame you dou,but I blame the girl for being useless,why would you be doing anal sex just to satisfy a guy uv not married,soon u will start using diapers wen ur anus starts leaking den d guy will leave you for a more decent girl...oshi ati iranu

Good morning nairalanders,I want to you all to clarify me on something....I'm currently in my finals studying microbiology..pls house, what are my chances of working in the hospital with microbiology,bcuz I saw a post sometimes ago when someone said govt hospitals don't employ microbiology anymore,that it's medical laboratory sciences that they employ now

Thanks so much for the offer,I need the money because my house rent has expired and I haven't been able to get money to pay it, the landlord has been on my neck since...I would be so glad if given this money because it will do alot out of the money I'm looking for.. thanks....3101396823.. First bank... Alawiye Abimbola Margaret

Hummmmmm, just be careful,I'm also a lady ooooo,I know what we are capable of doing...