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This is Afikpo road Abakaliki, the busiest road in Ebonyi State, looking deserted for the first time since the 'sit at home order started.

This is the popular Afikpo road Abakaliki, the busiest road in Ebonyi state, highly deserted for the first time in history of the 'sit at home' order by Biafran agitators.

GreatEbonyi:
What is your business? Is it your money? bad belle people everywhere.

I know you are either TA/STA or a neighborhood watch tout who takes home 30k monthly peanut crumbs.

If u know the importance of industrialization, you won't sing praises to a man who is making your future look bleak.

achierosion:
imaginary recycling plants, levels you dey remember tins ooo, even Umahi himself won't remember such anymore

My brother, that man is not prioritizing projects based on the basic needs of our people.

Meanwhile Dave Umahi has been unable to complete the recycling plant nicknamed ''Waste to wealth'' since 2015.
He prefers to build unused fly-over bridges.

3.Incorrect:Tell her to dispose that food.
Correct:Tell her to dispose of that food.

It should be dispose off and not dispose of

Guy man know say no work for 9ja.
So what's the point displaying his discharge certificate?

I boarded a tricycle popularly known as 'Keke Napep' last night. When I alighted from the tricycle, I gave the operator two hundred naira note and he gave me a change of hundred naira note.
I didn't care to check the note because it looked new. Later this morning when I needed to use the hundred naira note to buy something, I opened it and I was shocked to see an inscription boldly written thus; ''BIAFRA MUST COME, NIGERIA MUST GO YES OH''

Some people of Igbo extraction are really mean and enthusiastic about the actualization of the sovereign state of Biafra.

May the will of God be done.

Hall of Mercy, SOSc extension and AfriHub

This is absolutely better than the original, but he omitted a special thing that is always appealing to our Fulani leaders, which would have earned him the recognition. He should have allowed ''COWS'' occupy the zero in that ''60''

Is that pot a double decker one?

Please I'm asking for a friend ooo

Tiwaz2:
Checkout the photo Liquid Metal, Mrs Metal and small small metals.

Molten magma family

It's a norm in Nigeria, especially during electioneering campaign period.

He never stopped to buy corn � while he was APC national chairman.

Why does NCDC release Ebonyi State 4 to 5 days cases in one day?

achierosion:


Levels,
You really captured the whole scenario,
Dave is dribbling us too much biko.

Achi my man, we are in for a long thing, our governor is really cashing out big in this Covid-19 era.

OF DAVID UMAHI, EBONYI STATE AND THE GOVERNANCE OF SMOKESCREEN

Gov David Umahi of Ebonyi State in his usual whet dance had yesterday announced that today, Friday, 3rd of July, 2020, his result for Covid-19 test would be out. One ought not to give him a listening attention but for the purpose of clarity and further unravelling of his governance of claptraps, as someone who has been in the know of his crafty ways, I would like to nibble at the sac of what are likely to be his game plans this time.

1.
Gov Umahi wants to test himself positive and seek a private treatment. He would not want to be kept in the facility he claims to have built for this purpose. He would like to retire to his Uburu dome.

2.
While retiring to his Uburu dome, he would ensure that no camera followed him as long the period would last. He would discard some of the security attachments around him. He would only go with two or three of them and with a car or two only without a trace of governorship on them.

3.
He would hand over leadership to his deputy only on air. He would not hand over in the actual sense of it. He would lock up the Government House and put the keys in his pockets as usual.

4.
While the public would be thinking he's at an isolation facility, Gov Umahi would be supervising his personal projects which include the ongoing expansion of his hotel in Uburu, the one under construction off Abacha Road, opposite Garret Clinic, Portharcourt, Rivers State and numerous others.

5.
He would use the opportunity to brainstorm alongside his inner-house syndicate the next political gimmicks to embark upon and possibly, reach out to the EFCC over a petition on graft against his boys in his government over the N2billion CBN Agric Loan of 2016. The crime is very obvious. When the EFCC wanted to visit the state over the matter recently, the governor took the persons directly affected to the Covid-19 isolation facility in Abakaliki and declared them positive. In order to scare the EFCC from the state, the case of Covid-19 has since been receiving fictive increase to the tune of 400 cases.

6.
The governor would use the opportunity to retire some idle public monies and prepare grounds for the influx of new ones into his personal coffer.

7.
He has been running from pillar to post for quite some time now. Had Covid-19 not come, he could use the opportunity to travel to India or Dubai or China for rendezvous and for other things. Now that foreign trips are not possible, he would resort to hibernating somewhere not known to the public to have some rest.

8.
Gov Umahi is not happy with the Federal Government's decision to open interstate borders. Left for him, the lockdown should linger till December so he could go on with his business with the Covid-19. He wants to use this opportunity and devise means of returning Ebonyi State into more stringent conditions anchored upon Covid-19.

9.
Under the management of the state by his deputy, Barr. Dr. Kelechi Igwe, over 100 new cases of Covid-19 will be announced to shoot it up to 500. Then, he must have attended to all his personal businesses. Now, he'll come back to the state capital and deal with Ebonyi people in manners he never had done before.

10.
At the end, Gov Umahi will be the one giving Ebonyi and his own government bad publicity, not the opposition and the print media journalists any longer.

NCN.

This is a yesterday facebook post by Nwaoba chika Nwaoba, the publicity Secretary of APC Ebonyi state.

Starboytwo:
eiya, lets see as things unfold tho..

No qualms bro

Starboytwo:
Lagos bruh

Haa! It's very far. I'm in the eastern region. I would hv loved to get it.

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Congrats to her, but another goal should also be nominated as 'The most handsome goal'.

If I'm not mistaken, that structure is more than fifteen years old. It was abandoned for a long time.

Any chance to make blood money at the expense of people's lives.

As humans, I doubt if we can avoid the spread with this kind of non-adherence attitude of Nigerians.

We are only at the mercy of God and probably the international community.

Biodun556:
It is not Arabic inscription. It's meant for Hausas who cannot read in English Alphabets and they are in millions. So their interest must be considered.

As little as I know Hausa writing, I doubt if this is Hausa language.

daroz:
What is the relationship btw Nigeria and the Arab world, apart the Terror religion.

Why should Nigerian Government adopt the language of the Bible .... lol
You don't even deserve any reply, your IQ is too low.

This your post and question is very hilarious.
My take on this is;

the Arabic inscriptions on our naira notes and other common national materials, should be translated into English language for everybody's assimilation. Let's know if they are praising or insulting us.

Na wao! It ended 1-0 and you said we should watch all 'Goals'.

Very soon we will start seeing something lyk.

Your account 311XXXXX17 has been debited with 20,000.desc/repay nigeria's debt with china. avail bal:1080.[/quote] very hilarious

bigl:
Yes u can roll over.. every plan expire 1159pm that same day so beware of that. Even if u do it by 1130pm, e go still expire that same night.

And unused data rolls over till the next day. If u buy that same binge plan the next day, it gets added up to the rolled over data.

I've used this over time but I ditched them when I heard of mtn binge plan.

N100 for 250mb - 3 days validity
N200 for 1gb - 7 days validity
N1000 for 4gb - 30 days validity

dial *131*65# to use.

It still works till when i posted this! Infact, i'm using it to post this

Some SIMs are not eligible for this plan why?

The thing is even affecting my vision.

Please that design on his Agbada, is it 0+0 or 8+8?
Cause is either he leaves with 0+0 or he stays with the usual 4+4.