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Crime › Re: It's A Traffic Violation To Break Into Siren Blaring Security Convoy– Police ACP by Albertone(m):
islandmoon:
I will do it more and more, no be our road? because you carry one potbelly idoiit? i will sue your for public disturbance instead!
You will sue them?That's if only you come out alive
Crime › Re: 8 South African Police Officers Docked Over Alleged Murder Of Nigerian by Albertone(m): 9:21am On Oct 08, 2018
N0favors:
I feel so honoured to be the first to comment. All my Hard work and dedication has has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way.

First and foremost, I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next, I would like to thank my parents, my friends for always being there.

I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. I'd like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day.

This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment I will never forget.

I just remember few other people I would like to thank; Sevn, the mod that deleted the comments above me, the fish I caught in JSS3, my light in my room because I wouldnt be able to see the keyboard without it, My internet provider for letting me come on nairaland, My house because without it Id be homeless.

Lastly, Id like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. Hopefully, My good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occassion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say 'you can achieve anything you set your mind on. To all kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first to comment is amazing.

Thank you all
So there are still people as daft as this on earth!When everyone of us are in our various workplaces,this lazy boy is still stretching on his bed typing nonsense...
Literature › Re: Story Of How I Became An Airlord by Albertone(m): 12:50pm On Oct 06, 2018
Peaceyw:
apologies accepted, but stop insulting me, bcuz i'm not the only cultist on NL. Do u know hw many alora,aye and other elebe dat would have read this topic. Pls just stop d insults and i am on a safer side, i no dey relate, na only number 1 and 2 know me personally.
CONFRA BOYS DONT SHOW THEIR IDENTITY PUBLICLY...Try am 4 street and you will live to regret it!bye!!
Travel › Re: Help!!!! Study Abroad Advice Needed by Albertone(m): 10:23pm On Oct 05, 2018
Unlimited22:
The latter paragraph is exactly my plan.
If you find a job, the first paragraph is achievable.
Thanks!It's the language learning that is important now.I want to have atleast B1 before leaving.I have been trying youtube but learning process is slow...I prefer a personal teacher...
Travel › Re: Help!!!! Study Abroad Advice Needed by Albertone(m):
Unlimited22:
If you're willing to learn another language, you can look at Germany.
But, are you planning to stay back on a post-graduate work visa afterwards?
What are your intentions?
Also, what's your budget like?
okay
Travel › Re: Greetings From Rome! by Albertone(m): 10:43pm On Oct 04, 2018
revontuli:
This was just 6 days, not enough! Not nearly enough. I walked 10-12 km every single day I was there. There are still loads of photos, more will be coming!
Keep the ball rolling!..
Romance › Re: FÙCKING MONEY — This Is How It Should Be Done. See WhatsApp Screenshot [Picture] by Albertone(m): 8:34am On Oct 04, 2018
Tony142:
Lol, hahaha, Hmm, well, dey only use outsiders, so it an opportunity for u, grap ur copy grin
noted...
Romance › Re: FÙCKING MONEY — This Is How It Should Be Done. See WhatsApp Screenshot [Picture] by Albertone(m):
Tony142:
slavery? shocked



Hmm, well my village pple are currently looking for one of dem to please the gods, are u interested? D pay is 500k grin
Shebi they are ur village pple,dey should use you na...
Romance › Re: FÙCKING MONEY — This Is How It Should Be Done. See WhatsApp Screenshot [Picture] by Albertone(m): 10:20pm On Oct 03, 2018
Tony142:
Lol, and free job's too grin


just give me 75k let me link u to one of their top officials here, after graduation ur chances of securing a job is sure grin
lol...even if "USB" exists,i'd rather study in libya where i will be entitled to slavery 4 free of charge lmao
Romance › Re: FÙCKING MONEY — This Is How It Should Be Done. See WhatsApp Screenshot [Picture] by Albertone(m): 10:08pm On Oct 03, 2018
Double post
Romance › Re: FÙCKING MONEY — This Is How It Should Be Done. See WhatsApp Screenshot [Picture] by Albertone(m): 10:08pm On Oct 03, 2018
Tony142:
united state of Biafra, USB grin
i heard they offer free education...
Romance › Re: SEX.y G-string: Look At The Hot Panties I Bought. Something Crazy Happened — PIC by Albertone(m): 7:15pm On Oct 03, 2018
iLegendd:
I sent 200MB to the number that ends with 4040, but Airtel refused me sending more than that.
So sorry about that...
Romance › Re: FÙCKING MONEY — This Is How It Should Be Done. See WhatsApp Screenshot [Picture] by Albertone(m):
iLegendd:
I wish you met me in 2013 or 2014. I rejected two, for masters cuz school doesn't make sense to me anyone. The guy who used it is back now and jobless. lipsrsealed He has refused to create his own job.
It depends on the country,if the country makes sense then the guy may not be jobless.If i may ask,what country is it?
Cc:iLegendd
Romance › Re: FÙCKING MONEY — This Is How It Should Be Done. See WhatsApp Screenshot [Picture] by Albertone(m): 5:31pm On Oct 03, 2018
iLegendd:
In 2009, I found myself in an oyibo man's country for my studies. Thank to scholarship. At least, a poor man's pikin can travel abroad if God be with him. Yes, I was among the top 3 students in class. In my first year, I had a distinction.

Now, here is the koko. It's not about school or distinction, but what you can offer the world. Some people think life is all about, "school school school or money money money." They work hard to study or work hard to make money; instead of work smart.

Despite being good with books, I sucked in the bedroom and I couldn't last 69 seconds in bed. I was so nervous whenever my interaction with a woman is about to lead to the bedroom. I knew if it leads to the bedroom, I'll embarrass myself.

Typing...
oya comman dash me scholarship too nw,i want to fly awaaaaaaaaay!
Romance › Re: SEX.y G-string: Look At The Hot Panties I Bought. Something Crazy Happened — PIC by Albertone(m): 5:23pm On Oct 03, 2018
iLegendd:
Not bad. I sent 200MB only. The person will use it to watch xvideos tonight. cheesy
i was d 2nd person so u've nt sent it yet,u said in 4 days time.

Baba,so u sef knw xvideos!! Lol
Romance › Re: SEX.y G-string: Look At The Hot Panties I Bought. Something Crazy Happened — PIC by Albertone(m): 4:55pm On Oct 03, 2018
iLegendd:
Your number, Sir. It's only Airtel.
Boss iLegendd ,twas when i got home now that i remembered my airtel sim has been stolen.You can delete the number,it has been stolen.Thanks 4 d kind gesture...
Romance › Re: SEX.y G-string: Look At The Hot Panties I Bought. Something Crazy Happened — PIC by Albertone(m): 2:42pm On Oct 03, 2018
iLegendd:
Unfortunately, I was only able to send 200MB to the first person. I'll continue tomorrow. Airtel said I have exceeded my limit. It seems 200MB is the highest you can send in a day. I have saved your numbers, so you can delete them and expect your MB another day. It will take 4 days to send to the three of you.
Thanks,waiting expectantly...
Romance › Re: SEX.y G-string: Look At The Hot Panties I Bought. Something Crazy Happened — PIC by Albertone(m):
iLegendd:
Your number, Sir. It's only Airtel.
Modified:thanks in advance sir
Romance › Re: SEX.y G-string: Look At The Hot Panties I Bought. Something Crazy Happened — PIC by Albertone(m): 1:15pm On Oct 03, 2018
Me
Travel › Re: Greetings From Rome! by Albertone(m): 10:46am On Oct 02, 2018
Revontuli Nice collection of pictures I must say!While in Rome,how many days/weeks/months did it take you to capture all these pictures??

...I replied your mail.
Romance › Re: SEX.y G-string: Look At The Hot Panties I Bought. Something Crazy Happened — PIC by Albertone(m): 9:04pm On Oct 01, 2018
iLegendd:
So, one of the girls, at the boutique, stretched one their G-strings and said, "See this one, when she wear am, your brain go scatter."

I frowned, I looked at her and said, "God forbid, I no want make my brain scatter joor. Her yansh is the same size with yours, so test am on her behalf make I see how thing to look when she wear am," I reply and she...

I don't know if I should share the full story. It's naughty, funny, and nasty. It's +18.

Tell me if you want the full gist.
For your mind now,you don give us suspense be dat!qwuantinue!!
Travel › Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by Albertone(m):
TheNoble007:
I think someone has answered your question. You have to make Google your best friend.Let me give you a tip: apply to schools very early, and when you get admit best before April, then you can use your admission letter to apply for scholarship especially the Deutschelandstipendium. Nevertheless, it is only possible if you gained admit from a federal or state University. Many,people don't know this even me previously. You apply for the Deutschelandstipendium from your University. This is not extremely difficult to get, because it is need- based and not merit based.This applies to new and old students and can be renewed yearly. The amount given is 300 euros, monthly. So your getting it depends on how you craft your letter of motivation based on your need. And lest I forget... for some Universities, application commences from April 23rd and ends May 13th. So you see, that's why you need to gain admission early. I missed this, because I started this Germany saga late. So be wise.
Thanks alot.
Travel › Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by Albertone(m): 6:57pm On Aug 08, 2018
Eldeee:
I would suggest you consider the options for scholarship as option Z, frankly speaking the requirements for obtaining a german scholarship is quite tough. if you observe clearly a good number of us here are looking for a way out either through SL or BA.

But if you wanna try, then look out for DAAD scholarships, Heinrich boll, or one MBA scholarship like that (kofi Annan scholarship for African students) or you just make google your girlfriend.

wish you the very best of success in your endeavors.

Cheers
Thanks alot.I am looking for an undergraduate scholarship.
I've checked out the three scholarships you mentioned,they are all targeted towards MBA and phD.
I've never seen undergrad scholarship.
My problems are:
1.Money for BA is too bogus for me.

2.I know no one in deutschland for SL.
Travel › Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by Albertone(m): 6:41pm On Aug 08, 2018
TheNoble007:
Please ask your question here. We all are here to learn. Me most of. Started this journey late from May. So I missed out on lots of opportunities.
please how can I get the scholarship for undergrad studies?The ones I'm seeing is for postgrad studies especially DAAD.
Travel › Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by Albertone(m): 5:23pm On Aug 08, 2018
Kenthumphz:
If you get a scholarship, you don't need an SL or BA. One of the three need be presented for visa to be granted.
The account must be equal to always €8700 for it to be confirmed. If it ain't confirmed, hence not blocked, embassy ain't gonna answer you o
I am very sorry to disturb. It I get a scholarship,will it cover the €8700?

Any suggestion on how to go about the scholarship?Danke!
Travel › Re: How Easy Is Getting Admission Into Netherlands Univeristies And Visa by Albertone(m): 4:13pm On Aug 08, 2018
mostfavour:
You just have to check the portal of the school you wish to apply to and check it out
Thanks alot
Foreign Affairs › Re: Train Derailment Kills At Least 24 In Northwestern Turkey by Albertone(m): 2:44pm On Jul 10, 2018
revontuli:
I write from the phone and the forum interface is subpar. Tell the developers to make a mobile friendly site with easy photo uploading from smartphones.

The place in my profile pic is Fontana di Trevi in Rome.
You can actually upload pictures from your smartphone.Whenever you want to post,just scroll down a little,you will see an icon prompting you to upload photos....Hope that helps
Celebrities › Re: Another Yoruba Actor Is Dead (picture) by Albertone(m): 7:56am On Jul 10, 2018
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Celebrities › Re: Another Yoruba Actor Is Dead (picture) by Albertone(m): 7:46am On Jul 10, 2018
okay..pm me

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