Agbadocassava:
Wishing you a very Happy new year nairalanders

nlfpmod:
Birthday: Chris Oyakhilome Turns 60 Today!



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Oyakhilome

Owiii:
The leg problem is a spiritual problem. No matter the amount of massage, drugs she takes, she won't get well as it has eaten deep into her system. Its tending towards paralysis. That herbalist or traditionalist can't cure her, if he can why didn't he profer solution on the first day it happened? He will make you spend money. You can only solve spiritual satanic problem through the spiritual Godly means. Take her to a good pastor that discern the things of the spirit and all this are over. Which part of Nigeria are you?

theoneJabulani:
Everyday for the thief, one day for the owner. Btw pls i need a million Naira loan to open bet9ja shopping

adonbilivit:
2,500 with three meats.

MrCork:



.. why not? U don't like sweet ting?...ok how much I want?

MrCork:




...I will like to own a nice pucccccy cat as cute has u...madam plis can we mate?

Marioplus:
PRAY THIS PRAYER EVERY DAY AS A CHRISTIAN:
"[I always pray] that the GOD of our Lord Jesus Christ, the FATHER of GLORY, may grant YOU a SPIRIT of WISDOM and of REVELATION [that gives you a deep and personal and intimate insight] into the true knowledge of Him [for we know the Father through the Son]. And [I pray] that the EYES of your heart [the VERY CENTER and CORE of YOUR BEING] may be enlightened [FLOODED with LIGHT by the HOLY SPIRIT], so that YOU will KNOW and CHERISH the HOPE [the DIVINE GUARANTEE, the CONFIDENT EXPECTATION] to which HE has called YOU, the RICHES of His GLORIOUS INHERITANCE in the saints (GOD'S PEOPLE), and [so that YOU will BEGIN to KNOW] what the IMMEASURABLE and UNLIMITED and SURPASSING GREATNESS of HIS [ACTIVE, SPIRITUAL] POWER is in US who BELIEVE in JESUS CHRIST. Amen." {Ephesians 1:17-19}
Offer this prayer also constantly for those you mentor, guide and help to become FULLY MATURED IN CHRIST JESUS for them to receive deeper wisdom and revelation into THE FULL KNOWLEDGE OF GOD because there are things about GOD you cannot teach another human being with all your languages, skills, ideas and experience in GOD except DIRECT DIVINE WISDOM AND REVELATION FROM GOD to those spiritual children.

peteregwu:
Journalist Murdered In Nigeria

Unknown gunmen on July 8, 2017, killed Lawrence Okojie, a journalist with the Nigeria Television Authority (NTA), in Edo State, Nigeria.

The incident happened at about 8pm when Okojie was retuning home from work after he was dropped off by on the junction to his home.

Details of his murder is sketchy however according to the account of his wife, she received a call from Okojie that he had been dropped off by the NTA staff bus on the junction to their home and was on his way.

However several hours after the call, he did not arrive home and all phone calls to him were not answered. This raised her suspicions resulting in the mobilisation of neighbours to search for Okojie.

The search team later discovered his body with gunshot wounds.

Police say one person has been arrested in connection to the murder and the matter is under investigation.

Okojie’s death brings the number to five journalists killed in Edo State in the last six years and the second reported killing of a Nigerian journalist in the last three months. On April 16, 2017, Famous Giobaro, a desk editor with the state-owned Glory FM was shot dead by unknown gunmen at his residence.

The MFWA condemns the murder of Lawrence Okojie and appeals to the police in Nigeria to thoroughly investigate the matter and bring the perpetrators to book. We also urge media organisations and the authorities in Nigeria to as, a matter or urgency, put in measures to protect the safety of journalists in Nigeria.

peteregwu:
Breaking: Osinbajo off to London to see Buhari

By Nwafor Sunday

The Acting president, prof. Yemi Osinbajo travels to Londo to meet with president MUhammadu Buhari. Newsmen gathered this via the acting presidents media aides tweeter handle. According to him AgP will meet with Buhari and come back immediately to Abuja.


From vanguard

bbbabes:
Not so many people know this, but according to the Nigerian law and the Criminal Procedure Act, a lady that refuses to show up after you send her cash can be sued and be punished by the law.

Now you know this

Lalasticlala

Arthurwinner:
can a boy date a girl without asking for sex

sidetalks:
Is money everything in life? Please list the things money can't buy. Example True love.
Women can never be satisfied with money that is why they keep asking. Give them enough they will still ask for love.
When it is all be said and done after menopause even if the woman is a billionaire she will come to herself and need a love till death otherwise she will suffer the agony of not having a companion till she enter grave.
So money is not everything in life. Human invented money to take advantage of each other
read and drop your comment here[b][/b]
http://www.sidetalks.com.ng/2017/07/question-ladies-can-you-dump-guy-that.html

mamagee3:
Hi all, why would a man want to pass the night at a girl's house every night?

Seun:
I'd love to own a black cat someday.

hilaryiq:
Hi everyone!

Was just wondering if there are any cat owners on Nairaland? I always see dogs and hardly any cats on here. Just wondering?

In the meantime these are my cats - Momo and Bageera.

Pidgin2:
Who will buy these evil creatures? Only a witch or wizard

moscobabs:
Doctors in the house pls I need urgent attention if your.

The only sickness u have is catarrh and it comes once in a year it actually take nothing less than 3 weeks in my body whether I take drugs or not

It started last 2 weeks and I visited hospital because it was very serious .doctor gave me some drugs which I take for almost one week it actually relieved me but the mucus always come out thick which Is the sign that the catarrh is about to leave my body

On Sunday evening when I wanted to remove mucus from my nose I discovered that it was mixed with blood my though was that I have wound in the nose but it got worse yesterday morning when thick blood always coming out without the mucus whenever I want to blow my nose till yesterday evening but I didn't take it serious.

But this morning own is serious when I started experiencing the same.

Pls is this normal Sirs and Mas? Or I need urgent medical attention?
Its nothing to worry about really,I ve experience it a lot of times and it just goes by itself,


Thanks you

EgunMogaji:

I like your taste in cars.

WhistleB:

My half sister. My mum is from ur place. How was ur nite?

Rider23:

Controversial journalist Kemi Olunloyo who was detained for 81 days and now a political activist has thanked people who reached out to her while in prison and people who are currently contributing to help her offset her bills.
he former governor of Oyo state sent a shout out to actress, Georgina Onuoha who despite their social media war, called for her release from prison. She also revealed actress, Ibinabo Fiberesima reached out to her while in prison.
She wrote;

“Today I’m waking up as a political activist. The hashtag is #hnnact Journalism @hnnafrica will be back after my trial. I lost close to $300k in wages, ads, freelance assignments and revenues. My travel docs also seized and tied to my job. I have run out of money. Flights back and forth to #PortHarcourt trial, hotel, transportation to court is why I set up a post for legal expenses. Another one is going up today on #GoFundMe Thanks to all those who sent me money so far. I appreciate you all. The love and support is overwhelming. S/O to my sister @IbinaborFiberisima who visited me in prison with lots of food, provisions and cash in April 2017. Thank you dear for sending me even more money on Monday the day I left. She truly surprised me. That has gone to the legal fund. To @georginaonuoha who we fought each other vigorously, it is well. I read your appeal to #AsoRock to release me. May God protect you and your lovely girls. No curse will befall them. I no longer place curses on people’s heads. GOD FORBID. I love you all
Goodbye PH
Swipe pictures
#MadamKOO”


http://www.kemifilani.com/2017/06/kemi-olunloyo-repents-says-she-no.html

Cc: Lalasticlala

Hardeysolution:
JAMB Mock 2017 Results are Out -

The results for the JAMB Mock Exam for the 2017 UTME have been released, and it is free to check. If you need How to check your JAMB Mock Results, please follow the procedures outlined below;
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2. Login with your profile email and password.

3. Click on "Result Notification" among the list of services and click on "UTME Examination (Mock)".

4. Your result will be displayed to you or you would see the message "You did not seat for Mock Examination".

You can then come back here and comment on what your results are.

WhistleB:
Hi folks, lets all say good morning in our different languages. There's uniqueness in our diversity.

U nder ver(singular).

Ne nder ver(plural).

Thats TIV languge from the Benue valley.

Cc: Odumchi, Fulaman198, Bigfrancis21, Lalasticlala, Seun, Mynd44

9jakohai:


Well, I cannot decide for you or your daughter...but some personal perspective.

I myself am a bit emotional (get weepy easily sometimes, even though I am a male) but by the grace of God and by the support of others , I was able to survive medicine.

It was not easy though. There were a few times when I had to send for the parents , and there were times when I had to ask someone to pray for me, or else I would have been broken.

I guess, eventually, if your daughter reads medicine, she would learn a very important lesson....that it is ok to acknowledge your weaknesses, and it is ok to seek support.

Because, ultimately, I am not worried about her emotional issues...is she ready to seek support when she needs it and from the right people?

Let her read medicine....but let her too also join a good fellowship(I am not sure of your religion...but join a religious fellowship of your own religious beleif), let her make good friends(I strongly suggest she make friends with the class brains...the people who do well) and let her cry too.

Because it is ok to cry when you see death, destruction and the whole ill luck of medicine....have a good cry, and then wipe your tears, get up and move on to the next case.Better she cries, than hides it, and refuses to talk about it.


But I am not that experienced a doctor...so I will add that she seek advice from an experienced medic. Preferably a Consultant.Before writing that Jamb.

Good luck.

soberdrunk:
Ghen ghen!!! If his wife has my type of mind, nah 'long term" "chemical castration" go be hin punishment, nah to just dey put am for hin food dey follow am laugh.........

9jakohai:
Depression

It actually is a serious problem among medical doctors.

Doctors get depressed. Because the medical job is full of stress.

Modified

In reading some of the comments here, I see a lot of jokes and a lot of funny comments, so let me explain to you all why that doctor jumped, and why he was that depressed to jump.

Many medical students face a lot of pressure from the time they decide to read medicine. It starts at unviersity. You are suddenly reading tough courses, and most of the time, you have no idea of what you are doing. The amount to read is too much, and the time to read it is too little. Your professors and lecturers expect much from you, your family expects much from you, and somehow...after the first three years of preclinical studies, you pass...and it is on to the next three years of clinical studies.

But then you go to the clincal side...and it is as if the pressure increases. You are expected to not only master plenty more stuff...you are also expected to take part in managing real live patients. And the thing is, there are many patients who come to hospital that will die. Many will die of some of the most horrible diseases known to man. I can still recall seeing a young woman my age, when I was in 400 level , dying from HIV. Someone my age...dying from HIV. Or the time I watched a father die in front of his fifteen year old son....and in that moment I watched as a young boy became fatherless in minutes. After a while it gets to you, this constant train of death in the clinics, of suffering in the clinics, of pain, hurt and fears. And added to that is your own academic fears, then, after 3 years of that, you graduate.

Then you become a house officer, and then a resident. Your responsibilities increase. You begin to see more and more patients come in, whom you diagnose with illnesses that in some cases cannot be cured. Or you struggle to take care of a very sick patient, like the time I was responsible for a baby as a house officer, who was very sick and who despite the best efforts of the medical team, died. And what;s sad about the case was that if the child had survived, it would have been severely disabled for life. Meanwhile, you struggle against poor equipment, against lack of facilities, bad working environemnt, and the idea that you are really not good enough as a doctor, that you are more of a liability than a blessing (Yes, we doubt ourselves sometimes).And you sturggle too when patient's relatives , and even colleagues accuse you of not trying hard enough. It hurts.

So to all those making jokes about this death, saying that his village people have got him, that why cant he make himself happy.....it is not as easy as you think. Medicne is a rewarding job, but it can drain the life out of you. No....it will drain the life out of you. Sometimes, you will womder how you can go on one more step, how you can continue, how you have to be an angel all the time

Yes, doctors are depressed. According to a study 27% of doctors are depressed. Yes....we are human too. We fall sick. We get depressed.And we do not admit it...even to ourselves. We lie to ourselves....till it gets worse...and then the unthinkable happens.

As a medic who sometimes feels down, one thing that keeps me up is the fact that I have to be there for my patients. THinking about others can be a great depression releiver. Jesus did talk about the benefits of being a servant. Perhaps that servanthood aspect of being a medic is where we may yet find our salvation....somehow.

sugarbelly:
Nigerians have taken to Thin Tall Tony's wife, Laraba's Instagram page to blast and troll her,following his eviction.Many have told her to leave the marriage and others have slammed her for supporting him despite denying her on live tv.

Read below

Source: http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2017/03/nigerians-troll-thin-tall-tonys-wife.html