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RomanceRe: Question Of The Day: Can You Date Without Sex? by Alekefine(f): 12:15pm On Mar 18, 2017
Cutehector:
Well if she has something better than sex to offer... Why not..
like what?
CelebritiesRe: Georgina Onuoha Reacts To Kemi Olunloyo’s Arrest & Detention In Port Harcourt by Alekefine(f): 10:48pm On Mar 17, 2017
information1:
Despite their war of words on social media in the past weeks, Georgina Onuoha, seems to have gotten over it all as she took to IG to plead for Kemi Olunloyo’s release.
If I were you Georgina, I will jejely keep my mouth shut and mind my business.because if she comes out na you she go take start..

She wrote:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRvQrWejPR4/?hl=en

https://informationengine./2017/03/17/everyone-knows-my-perception-of-her-but-please-free-kemi-georgina-onuoha/
Christianity EtcRe: "Apostle Suleman Uses His Tongue On Me During Sex Before Preaching" - Otobo by Alekefine(f): 5:18pm On Mar 16, 2017
Mortiple:
So ... huh

I get it ... your body (that he licked) inspired the tongue he spoke?

But where are the photos, bank statements, etc you promised to tender as evidence?

Not until you provide a convincing evidence, I will not believe you.
NO mind the yeye girl na talk talk she just dey,who takes words of mouth seriously in such a grievous allegation,give concrete evidence until then keep your stinking mouth shut..abi na your puna dey make the speaking in tongues go well.Ewe
Christianity EtcRe: Why I Believe Stephanie Otobo Is Lying Against Apostle Sulieman by Alekefine(f): 10:20am On Mar 15, 2017
menxer:
I only argue what I know or heard, I haven't seen that video, so I can't comment on it.
That means you have not been following the story,so don't argue what you don't know or head
HealthRe: Kerosene Explosion Burns Nursing Mother Of 7 In Delta(Graphic Photos) by Alekefine(f): 2:07pm On Mar 14, 2017
chie8:
Accprding to reports,Mrs Paulina,a lady from Ughelli,Delta state pictured below was burnt by kerosene explosion.Reports say that kerosene exploded while she was trying to 'light' her stove to prepare food.The victim,a nursing mother of 7month old baby can no longer breastfeed her baby as the explosion burnt her breasts and private part.

She was rushed to a hospital in Oghara where she was rejected due to lack of bed.After being to several hospitals which rejected her, New Jesus Heal Clinic Sapele accepted and commenced her treatment


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/kerosene-explosion-burns-nursing-mother.html?m=1
madam sorry oo,burns pains no be here ,but u will be fine in no time in Jesus name amen.
Car TalkRe: Long, Brown Snake Crept Out Of Lady Car's While She Was Driving by Alekefine(f): 11:59am On Mar 13, 2017
ricmx:
Nna see Bleep up ooh.
I am writing my exams today, so I spent the whole of yesterday writing out the expo on a piece of paper.
I nicely slipped it into my pockets.
I am currently in the exam hall this morning so I reached for my expo in my pocket and this is what I found.
106 - over 1.5
3241 - 1st half win
3242 - both teams score
621 - win or draw
1242 - both teams score
2347- (0:2)1H
1234- H &Over 2.5
4357- ..1x & half time NG
4512- NG
*Choi !!! I wore the wrong trouser.*
E no go beta for my village people, they have done their worse.
Hahahahah.na God catch.micro chips gone wrong
FamilyRe: I Want More Than A Round Of Sex – Housewife (photo) by Alekefine(f): 4:49pm On Dec 25, 2016
ubcandid:
from your picz i can see you are a very rugged woman. i dey sure say na you dey show your man road for that way. na wa oooo
Lolz no dey judge book by the cover,I no rugged at all,I just dey one explain the matter when dey hand ni
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Type Of Job(s) Will You Like To Do For Free? by Alekefine(f): 4:44pm On Dec 25, 2016
NnaNna4:
You should be a nurse. I mean auxiliary
Nursing was my childhood ambition, but my parent,just keep pushing me to do something else,I hope I could still become one though
Jokes EtcRe: Only In Nigeria And Some Pictures That Will Bring Back Your Childhood Days. by Alekefine(f): 4:39pm On Dec 25, 2016
Explorers:
Lol...U wicked mum.
no be wickedness Jared ,this children them no dey hear word
FamilyRe: Who Will You Take Sides With, Me Or My Wife? by Alekefine(f): 10:21am On Dec 20, 2016
Ruleboi:
My mum's retirement party was yesterday. So me, my wife, and our three months old daughter had to travel down home to celebrate with her. Me and my siblings are all graduates except for the last born,as expected we've all left home to chase our different dreams in different lands. So occasions like this now feels like family reunion IYKWIM. May I add that I'm the first born and the only married one out of her five children? So the occasion was the first one with the nuclear family finally getting extended.

To the real issue; It was time to take pictures.Several shots with various categories of people had been taken. So a picture of mum with her children was called. My siblings were already set. I was called on to join in. Soon as I joined, my wife, seeing another picture was about to be taken hurried along to join, and she was told by one of my siblings that it's a children alone with mum picture. I signalled to her to let us take the picture, but she refused. Immediately asking what I meant by that,she jokingly insisted she must join in the shot as she is now a child too. Others pleaded to let us take the shot first as we had taken several other shots earlier on. She insisted, and the picture was taken with her. No issues about it as it was just a picture, and we were in a merry mood.

Afterwards on our way back home, my wife started giving me some attitude. She had taken offense that I agreed to take the picture without her. I tried to make her see that such pictures could be good for memoirs. I cited an instance of dead elderly people's burial programme booklets, where such pictures could be labelled "mum with her children" during retirement party. She never saw reasons still. She had to seek her mum's opinion about it, and her mum opined that she was right. That's what got me confused. Was I really wrong, or were they just being African? What's your stance on this?
You were not wrong neither is your wify,look at it this way,she feels that since she is married to you she has become a daughter too,and again maybe the way and manner your sibling hilted her ,she felt slighted. So what you would have done was just not say anything and allow her in the picture and jejely snap another one with your siblings in it, at this point she will.no longer insist that she must join,The attitude she is giving you is that she felt slighted and you too supported your siblings,.and you on the other hand just wanted to let her know that this particular pose was.for siblings alone and she felt that she was daughter too by marriage. Just apologized to your wife and make her see reason why you did what you did,Two wrongs don't make a right
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Type Of Job(s) Will You Like To Do For Free? by Alekefine(f): 10:00am On Dec 20, 2016
2scorehigh:
I'm just wondering…

What type of job/s will you enjoy doing for free not minding whether you get paid for it at the end or not? It might be something like your hobby, an activity or activities you like to engage in, a volunteer program or something of that nature, as long as it helps someone.

As for me, I know I will teach O level Mathematics for free!

What about you? What type of job(s) will you like to do for free?
For me I will love to take care of people who are sick ,like nursing people back to health,I can do it for free because I hate to see people suffer and have challenges with their health and are unable to do those things they always use to do .So for me it's nursing,I will do it at no cost and I will be happy I did.Even though i am not a medical personnel
Christianity EtcRe: Lady Poses Nude With The Holy Bible In Viral Photoshoot: Media React by Alekefine(f): 6:34pm On Dec 04, 2016
TheSonOfMark:
No, she's not. I might be a Christian but one with a discerning mind who appreciates art for what it is.

The photographer/visual artist is portraying religion as a chain, a leash which limits humanity in a way albeit an obscene display to jar our senses and, yes, to be controversial.


Whether I agree with the message being passed across is a different issue entirely but this is art and it's powerful.
my very thought,
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Club For Book Lovers by Alekefine(f): 9:45pm On Aug 03, 2016
Yungwizzzy:
#fortheloveofbooks Anybody with link to THINK BIG and GIFTED HANDS by Ben Carson? Been searching
search no more, I saw the books at a book stand at the university of Benin teaching hospital yesterday,was even going to buy GIFTED HANDS.
PhonesRe: What Song Is Your Current Incoming Call Notification Alert Tone? by Alekefine(f): 4:55pm On Jul 24, 2016
englishmart:
good morning ladies and gentleman.

Just for fun, let's know what song is your current notification alert tone for incoming calls?

Let me cross the ball first. I've changed mine for several times though. Currently, it's Rihanna ft Drake-work work work and keep working

Let's know yours please.
Mine is Oluwa ni by Reekado banks
FamilyRe: I Want More Than A Round Of Sex – Housewife (photo) by Alekefine(f): 10:31pm On Jul 17, 2016
olatunjithomas:
please, who finish reading the posthuh


I need the summary please.
The woman say her hubby no dey satisfy her for bed ,say na 2 minutes indomie be her husband,say after one round the guy go dey pant like say him climb mountain, say she dey like to go three round but her husband no fit do.So the man come talk say na becos him get accident for him pelvic side na e cause am , say before him be machine and him day satisfy him wife wella,
FoodRe: 6 Simple Foods Every Nigerian Women Must Know How To Make by Alekefine(f): 9:41pm On Jul 17, 2016
vivianbelema:
That Eba/okra soup hmmm
I beg make I ask ,I know watin the EBA resembles but this okra na watin be that,
FoodRe: 6 Simple Foods Every Nigerian Women Must Know How To Make by Alekefine(f): 9:38pm On Jul 17, 2016
0rex:
cheesy
Haven't you technically covered every food in the world?
The same thing when I dey think oo,,after the aforementioned food which one come remain again?
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If After Washing, Cleaning & Cooking For Your BF, He Says This? by Alekefine(f): 2:28pm On Jul 08, 2016
firstking01:
I have told this to my gf before and the foundation of the relationship is still standing jigigba.
Lion
Jokes EtcRe: Only In Nigeria And Some Pictures That Will Bring Back Your Childhood Days. by Alekefine(f): 8:22pm On Jul 06, 2016
Explorers:
Lol...U wicked mum.
Lolz,you don't know how annoying these kids could be.
RomanceRe: She Always Says "Thank You" After Every Sexual Encounter. by Alekefine(f): 8:19pm On Jul 06, 2016
fados4sure:
Okay, are you frm Edo?
yes am from Edo
Jokes EtcRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako by Alekefine(f): 10:14pm On Jul 05, 2016
KillerFrost:
1. [b]“You mess, akpu fly gate.”
It makes no sense, but it still used to pain. angry

2. “You mess, all the fishes in the water say ‘are we safe?'”
The ajepako was strong with this one. cheesy

3. “You mess, harmattan catch eba.”
HOW, ABEG? huh

4. “You mess, 5 akara form voltron.”
Hian! lipsrsealed

5. “You mess, Babangida repeat primary 1.”
Why did we drag Babangida into it? cry

6. “2 kuli kuli attack your village, nobody escape.”
The kuli kuli must have been a badass. grin

7. “The finest girl for your village, na monkey dey toast am.”
Why did this even pain us? undecided

8. “The strongest man for your village, na hot eba kill am.”
This still makes no sense.. sad

9. “The tallest man for your village dey use ladder climb maggi.”
Why is he even climbing maggi?

10. “The richest man for your village dey use shovel drink garri.”
Wetin concern me? huh

11. “Your scatter scatter teeth like James Bond bullet.”
Kai! This one used to pain. grin

12. “You shit here, shit here, shit here, dey find the LCM.”
This one was just extra razz. embarassed

13. “You bombastic element.” cheesy
Still don’t know what this means, but it used to pain. grin

14. “American dusting powder.”
Every primary school girl’s favourite insult. smiley

15. “Born by mistake.” shocked
Ouch!

16. “Water and garri make eba on your wedding day.”
The most annoying answer to “what?” grin

17. “Tear tear, patch patch, omo
baba shoemaker.”

18.you mess mosquitoe tie wrapper dey go church. . . . . . . . . . Imagine[/b] cry

it was called (Word)
make I add my own,,with your big belle like aleluya band
with your tin tin leg like Indian goal post
okpolo go give u belle

you no tall you no short u be like,, I can't remember that now,lolz,it was fun those day

ADD YOURS! cool

Cc: lalasticlala
BusinessRe: Let Me Buy Anything You Make With Ankara Materials, And Anything About Africa by Alekefine(f): 2:22pm On Jun 30, 2016
onitiju:
Good morning great people of Africa. I am interested in buying anything made from ankara materials, anything art and craft, anything that portrays Africa including pictures shoot by photographer, sculptures, wooven baskets etc. Just contact 08124331663 on whatsapp, LIKE ' ISE OWO' on facebook page and send a mail to arceze@yahoo.com
Am into Ankara craft,shoes handbags,shoes ,hand band,necklace,Alice band ear rings,rings,beads for all occasions, mat,cloth beading e.t.c 08136683818
BusinessRe: Where Can I Get Original Palm Oil by Alekefine(f): 1:23pm On Jun 30, 2016
xbanky1:
I need 18 25ltrs of good palm oil @5000
drop your contacts here urgently
I have good and original palm oil,suitable for all kinds of cooking and production,but not at that price, cos the price of oil has skyrocketed, if you are interested contact or WhatsApp me on 08136683818
HealthRe: Am I Infected With Measles Or Heat Rash? by Alekefine(f): 5:17pm On Jun 22, 2016
IGOSABIdotCOM:
Hello healthy people, please what do I have on my skin? My mum says it's measles, but I'm thinking it's heat rash after I checked the symptoms of measles and images and they don't seem to look like what's really on me.

The spots look tiny and numerous like heat and they are sort of pinky. It's also itchy, I feel like taking a tough sponge and shove it round my body. Its in my chest, back and arm.

Confession: For the past 4days I've been wearing this long warmer abi na rain coat, it has net on the inside and I wore it day and night (even while sleeping, and after bathing during the day). So I'm thinking that's what caused it.

What will you say it is? And please what medication would you recommend? Homemade suggestions or drugs/creams will be appreciated.

P.S no insults, this is not my account.
This is heat rashes nah,use moju or Agnishia powder ,and maybe tetmosol soap to bath,it will dry up in no time, and sleep in an airy place.
FamilyRe: What Can You Do When You Notice Your Wife Is Cheating? by Alekefine(f): 12:33pm On Jun 20, 2016
thorpido:
I think you should calm down.
There must have been a reason why you both decided to marry even when the odds were against you.Think back on those times and ask yourself what went wrong.It seems you and your wife grew apart and that is the reason why she is getting attention from another man.
Do you still love your wife and want the marriage?Why don't you find a convenient time to sit with your wife and have a deep talk?Ask each other where you've gone wrong and try to make amends.Make commitment to re-ignite the spark and love at the beginning.
well said,
RomanceRe: She Always Says "Thank You" After Every Sexual Encounter. by Alekefine(f): 3:41pm On Jun 17, 2016
fados4sure:
Agbonkamen! Sound esan. Please, what part of esan are you from?
sounds owan language
CelebritiesRe: Nomzamo Mbatha's Outfit To AMAA 2016 by Alekefine(f): 12:16pm On Jun 12, 2016
360metrosports:
PHOTOS: See What This Sexy Actress Wore To AMAA 2016


South African actress,Nomzamo Mbatha was at the AMAA 2016 which was held at Port Harcourt In Rivers state. She attended the show with her braless outfit.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/06/photos-see-what-this-sexy-actress-wore.html
Trash Trasher Trashy
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Raped A Girl In The UK And Ran Away - Uju Stella Blasts by Alekefine(f): 9:13am On Jun 07, 2016
missNGLatest:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGT5xL1t8Pp/?taken-by=ujustella
http://www.nglatest.com/2016/06/you-are-not-fit-to-be-role-model-baby.html
. When a girls has beauty without brains ,her private part suffers ..at least he did not rape you ,you concur to the act and it has landed you in an unwanted pregnancy saga ..so girlfriend deal with it.
Jokes EtcRe: Only In Nigeria And Some Pictures That Will Bring Back Your Childhood Days. by Alekefine(f): 6:09pm On Jun 06, 2016
Explorers:
7. Miss my Mum, i chop all from her.
You got me here ,with all the items on the pic, got me laughing out loud, I ve used all on my kids lolz
NYSCRe: Bayelsa Corper, James Onuh Shot Dead: A Friend Of Mine by Alekefine(f): 5:48pm On Jun 06, 2016
Jakess:
A Friend Of Mine Shot Dead In Bayelsa Serving Corp Member)


Saturday, 4 June 2016
Graphic Photo: Corper James Onuh Serving
In Bayelsa State Shot Dead
A Civil Engineering graduate of the University of
Agriculture Makurdi James Onuh serving in Bayelsa
state was shot dead by unknown gun men in Yenagoa Bayelsa State capital yesterday.
Until his death he was a Youth Corp Member serving
with the Bayelsa State Ministry of Works. Efforts by our correspondent to reach NYSC PRO for an offical
statement prove abortive as his phone rang unanswered.
However an NYSC official working with Yenagoa zonal office who does not want his name in print confirmed in good authority that James was shot last night and rush to FMC Yenagoa where he gave up early hours.
According to him his body has been deposited at the
morgue pending when investigations by the police into the killing are over.
The spate of killings in Yenagoa took a new dimension this year, it will be recalled that Igbo traders stage a protest sometime in April to protest the assassination of their members.
Eyaa rest in peace James ,Your life was cut short when it was about to begin
PhonesRe: How To Buy A Charger That Can Charge Your Phone Faster by Alekefine(f): 4:29pm On Jun 06, 2016
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Chuukwudi:
Op, everything depends on specifications. You can't use a high power output charger to charge a small phone, either the phone heats up or it will be operating itself by itself during the charging process. You click on the screen once and different parts of the screen gets affected and many things start happening. You could even decide to phone a contact and once you want to dial the number, your phone starts pressing itself and delete the number.

Please, the English man is not a fool. Use correct specified charger only.

I love my infinix hot note pro charger. Once my phone is being charged, it gets into flash mode and charges 2 times faster. There is no other charger that can do that apart from its original follow-come charger.

My observations about the infinix hot note pro charger :
The USB cable has 4 wires inside it; red and black for power transmission, green and white for data transmission through USB. For the infinix hot note pro charger, power is ejected into the phone from all four wires. If you disconnect the data cables (green and white) your phone would still charge but it will not flash charge. This is unlike any other charger. Samsung, HTC, LG, etc, they all dissipate power ONLY through the power cables.

So, my advice for infinix hot note users, our follow-come chargers have been designed to charge twice as fast and the inbuilt battery has also been designed to charge like a capacitor and discharge like an accumulator. Guard your original charger jealously.

Use correct specifications! Don't go and spoil your device! It's not like I'm begging you o, use your laptop charger and charge your phone if you want to. After all, is it not just 20v and 3.33A? Your phone will full in 1.1232 seconds. grin grin grin
Chuukwudi:
Op, everything depends on specifications. You can't use a high power output charger to charge a small phone, either the phone heats up or it will be operating itself by itself during the charging process. You click on the screen once and different parts of the screen gets affected and many things start happening. You could even decide to phone a contact and once you want to dial the number, your phone starts pressing itself and delete the number.

Please, the English man is not a fool. Use correct specified charger only.

I love my infinix hot note pro charger. Once my phone is being charged, it gets into flash mode and charges 2 times faster. There is no other charger that can do that apart from its original follow-come charger.

[b] My observations about the infinix hot note pro charger :

The USB cable has 4 wires inside it; red and black for power transmission, green and white for data transmission through USB. For the infinix hot note pro charger, power is ejected into the phone from all four wires. If you disconnect the data cables (green and white) your phone would still charge but it will not flash charge. This is unlike any other charger. Samsung, HTC, LG, etc, they all dissipate power ONLY through the power cables.

So, my advice for infinix hot note users, our follow-come chargers have been designed to charge twice as fast and the inbuilt battery has also been designed to charge like a capacitor and discharge like an accumulator. Guard your original charger jealously.

Use correct specifications! Don't go and spoil your device! It's not like I'm begging you o, use your laptop charger and charge your phone if you want to. After all, is it not just 20v and 3.33A? Your phone will full in 1.1232 seconds. grin grin grin
[/b]
Chuukwudi:
Op, everything depends on specifications. You can't use a high power output charger to charge a small phone, either the phone heats up or it will be operating itself by itself during the charging process. You click on the screen once and different parts of the screen gets affected and many things start happening. You could even decide to phone a contact and once you want to dial the number, your phone starts pressing itself and delete the number.

Please, the English man is not a fool. Use correct specified charger only.

I love my infinix hot note pro charger. Once my phone is being charged, it gets into flash mode and charges 2 times faster. There is no other charger that can do that apart from its original follow-come charger.

My observations about the infinix hot note pro charger :
The USB cable has 4 wires inside it; red and black for power transmission, green and white for data transmission through USB. For the infinix hot note pro charger, power is ejected into the phone from all four wires. If you disconnect the data cables (green and white) your phone would still charge but it will not flash charge. This is unlike any other charger. Samsung, HTC, LG, etc, they all dissipate power ONLY through the power cables.

So, my advice for infinix hot note users, our follow-come chargers have been designed to charge twice as fast and the inbuilt battery has also been designed to charge like a capacitor and discharge like an accumulator. Guard your original charger jealously.

Use correct specifications! Don't go and spoil your device! It's not like I'm begging you o, use your laptop charger and charge your phone if you want to. After all, is it not just 20v and 3.33A? Your phone will full in 1.1232 seconds. grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Guys Kidnapped 16 Children In Benin City And Slept With Them In A Room by Alekefine(f): 2:54pm On Jun 06, 2016
dahmie2013:
Problem everywhere! God have mercy!
like seriously, every day comes with its own problem,God will help us

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