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I go kneel down beg am...Simple

Stale...Staler...Stalest.
This picture has so lost its appeal that water now taste better that it.

This really happened... I mean the travelling to meet 'Mr. Big D'

Reason why I'm not moved when I see a prude- something tells me he/she is faking. $ex is this generation's bestseller.

U forgot No. 8; Too much of It.

Bomb full her head...In fact, her brain is a cerebral minefield

When you teach children, you should make it a point of duty to appeal to their level of understanding as well as humour, if you must achieve some kind of result.

This is probably nursery or lower primary English exercise, and I reckon that It'd take a 'more advanced' schoolchild to understand the functional purpose of the head beside placing weights on it. You're not teaching Einsteins at this stage.

It is on this note that I deem the text-writer as not blameworthy of any count charge, and hereby do discharge and acquit his a$$.

safarigirl:
another thread painting the men as aggressive predators and the women innocent victims

That babe wey dey lick d'banj sweat, wetin she dey find? Tomorrow, they will be blaming men. People have the right to be with whoever they please, just as some people never want to marry virgins, there are those who do. Sex is mutual consent please

Your intro lines sucked...but the rest of your message made sense anyway.

Women sure know how to be their own worst enemies. Even in the 21st century... a lady's net worth is tied to a loose piece of skin veiling her gold pot

Even as a chauvinist, this is unfair.

Ironi:
I hope you marry her after fcking her several times.

did you read my post or was it too long?

I'm in team B....the world stops for me when I fail to achieve a certain feat, though my bouncebackability is notorious.

Psychologists are awesome people... how can someone be so incisive enough to correlate a peculiar finger type to particular tendencies so accurately

Different strokes for different folks. As for me...I have a girl I have f##ked countless times, and it does not reduce her worth one bit as far as I am concerned. Put short; She is my exact type of woman. I've been with her relatively long enough to know her strengths and flaws...which I appreciate and tolerate respectively. She also views me in the same light, and $ex is just one of the many ways we prove our feelings to each other.

If the above trend persists, I don't think I'd think twice if the time to choose a life partner presents itself- this f##kmate of mine is the best option as well as the only option. Our affair would get legitimized- for better for worst. I shall not pretend not to anticipate any hitch in our lifelong relationship, but I have known this lady well enough to know that I can tolerate her for any eternity.

My dear brethren, virginity is not a pillar in marriage; trust, tolerance and love rather are. In my case, a well-bored non-virgin is winning it over hundred million virgin Marys.

Endnote: virginity is overrated- like a certain English skipper whose relevance depended only on free-kicks.

greenmonk:
dem de tey tire. D last time I went to imo come see some my mama age mate de wear better skate & de call me dede {uncle/ senior brother} shey they wan form young ladies. De vex wey i vex 4 mind no gree me reply dem.

my brother, leave dem joor. The one wey dey vex me pass be say one bad guy fit dey on a low key dey sample am. #Ndi anya ukwu.

Make we do enter church today jaree, make pastor fit to see money buy groundnut and milk soak garri.

Some case just pass me...by default.

Op, Why im be say your first port of lamentation na nairaland? you no get kinsmen ba?

Some people don turn this forum to their emotional dustbin

Dem no dey price am? abi na kingsway style


Left for me and my kind, the girl go just tey for her papa house.

This one case hopeless. Goat in the form of a human being

How times fly...once I used to gnaw at my own flesh for the deplorable state of things in my continent.....making lamentations upon lamentations while doing virtually nothing to help the situation.


....Not until I understood Darwin's Evolution theory for what it really represented. Everything is moving towards a direction- from basic to complete. It is never going to be bad forever. Even the best nations around us have at some time struggled...before they got to where they are now.

Africa had once tasted elite greatness before eg. Old Egypt. It could still happen again... if I and everyone around me can stop these endless litany of lamentations that lead to nowhere and instead, adopt the right attitude and state of mind.

As for the pessimists, I wish you could see beyond your noses. For what is the difference between your opinions and the old saying- "Can anything good come from Bethlehem?*

gemale:
Oga check ur facts. Unilorin website nt hackable & has neva bin hacked? I laff u. U r clearly blissfully ignorant. I once knew som1 who could wt out sweat enta their database & change anytn he wntd 2. U r too young in d system 2 know d period wen som1 was hacking skul fees payment. Next time u wan bootlick, make sure ur facts r straight.

the insolent elements in your comments, were they really necessary As in, must they be present before you can convey your message effectively

Guys abeg....if you get one iyarinya wey dey give you her heart and her body join for free, no just take am play anyhow play. What she gives you free-of-charge cost another man #4,000 just for a night. I didn't even include that part where the country's economic fortunes are hopelessly dwindling, at least from the poor masses' perspective.


As for me, even my flings are treated with some respect.

WaffenSS:
What forms the objectivity of science? If you think our tools, our perceptions, then I'll ask whether if such instruments were not fashioned from our prejudices, preconceptions, the limitations of our senses, and the bounds of the dimensionality we herein exist.

Any wonder everything we know about science and our tools and "objectivity" collapses in the sub atomic/quantum dimension? The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle? Schroedinger's Cat?

What was Hitler's lie? That jews are scum and vermin? Behold the world as influenced by the Zionist untermensch. Even our homegrown "jews" are every bit as sniveling and mischievous.

Scientific tools, methods and principles are born out of a need to advance towards factuality rather than as a furtherance of anybody's prejudice. Which explains why they have endured verification criticisms and come out of such tests more valid and more trusted. Had it been they were founded on prejudice, it only takes stronger prejudices to knock them out.

That which is real stands sure- you cannot kill its existence. If it ever died....it is only in your mind.


About Hitler's antisemitism...I won't argue in that direction- reason being that it is needless. That it survived for only as along the Third Reich lasted speaks for itself. Any rash idea inconsistent with sufficient logic backing it always enjoy a terribly short lifespan.

Banter1:
foooolish mofo. I defend both male and female here modafucker. I'm not here for love or trying to woo any lady modafucker. Use you dirty smelly unemployed thumb to browse through my quotes, you will see most of the people I stood up for are male modafucker. Jobless drug peddler biafra nonentity.



Even if I defended her, how is it now your headache? Is she not human? You seems not to have respect for women at all. Stu-pid mofo.

The truth is that you sought some erotic favours from her, which is why you hastily jumped to her defence. That fact....you can't erase it, as it is very visible even to the blind and audible to even the deaf.

Unfortunate cretin....you are so inferior that you now lick @$$es of peeps who don't even want to get their anus wiped by you. Such a human toilet-roll.

If you'd let the lady speak for herself, at least you won't have revealed the complete absence of self-esteem in your life. You messed up big-time.

Now that I have showed you how irrelevant your existence is, grab a rope, find a mango tree and do what your instincts suggests to you on or before 11:59 tonight. After all, World's population is about 7 billion....Redundancies should be trimmed out before the New year.

WaffenSS:
Himmler? That chicken farming traitor?

As for delusions....haha! Fool! We're all living a lie. Everything you see around you...is the Matrix.



Ask for your last question:

"Don't ask, don't tell".

Auf wiedersehen, Dummkopf.

If a thing or an idea exist independent of my perceptions and not because I caused it to exist based on my prejudices..It's reality. Only philosophy under a coma subscribe to otherwise ideas.

That your Führer was a lying Pinocchio, a fact you even agreed to, does not mean that we are in a matrix. Besides, science as a discipline is too objective, too disinterested, and too material to attempt to derive facts from a general state of illusion. You've been fed too much lies in the name of enlightenment.


Anyways Aryan, this argument is leading us nowhere near friendship. Hope you've observed the same

WaffenSS:
Nein. We only put political dissidents in Konzentrationslager, Concentration Camps. You, it's straight to the Vernitungslager, Extermination Camp, for insulting the Fuhrer. I recommend Auschwitz, Sobibor, Treblinka, or Chelmno.

Verräter muss sterben!!!

Heinrich Himmler's wannabe, your self-delusions have lingered for too long. It's about time you got a reality slap.

Meanwhile, let's get down to biz. What's your level in tertiary education, as well as your course of study

Banter1:
trying hard to be funny, nigga you aint. Now fvck out of here before you get smack da fvck up modafucker.

What's more funny than the fact that you stood up for a bae who ain't interested in your sh!t

I know how you feel. F is for frustrated. ;DIdiat ,useless, low-esteemed, God-rejected, faeces-craving @$$licker.

cramjones:
Alexis why can't we just get along? Kindly strive for peace and harmony...Its a new year! Let us get along!

-CramJones

Okay. P is for peace.


Terms and conditions apply anyway.

Banter1:
Do I Need To Know Her? Now, Get Your Dirty Smelly Unemployed Thumb Out Of My Mention.

you don't know her and you stood up for her Now how are you supposed to know that the 'Cyril-Stober-Came-to-my-office' event was true?

See your head like human-rights activist. Even the bae wey you dey fight her battle dey enjoy this Christmas, you come dey disturb your life for nothing. I bu nnukwu mugu.

Banter1:
is because you don't believe in yourself and lack truth, that's why you always feel people are lying. Mr. Thomas.

Hey......are you do know her in person? Are you her colleague at work?


If "No" is your answer to the questions above.....then I'm afraid you're an @$$licking sidekick who would do anything to earn a place in a lady's world, even if he would have to stay in the friendzoned department.


Such an Xmas turkey....look at you carrying another person's wahala on your head like dandruff while the same person is busy sipping some cool zobo somewhere else. You dey form legal-aid counsel. Why don't you allow the lady speak for herself, @$$licker

Cramjones and his silly Inquisition. Haven't you berated this guy enough already Abi you wish he could lose his license...... by rallying Nlanders on a campaign and shouting "Crucify Him....Crucify Him"?



This spirit of wailing must not follow you into the incoming year. Even Jona has moved on.

WaffenSS:
You sure you wanna hang out with a die-hard Nazi?

With all pleasure. I don't mind a rendezvous with Hitler himself, so far as I don't get despatched to a concentration camp after that.

Kereokwu:
Well I think he is retired or about to because he was at my office two weeks ago, we all congratulated him on his retirement and he didn't refute it.

at your office? Please help me because I don't know my current affairs very well. Are you the minister of State for Information?

Even roadside recharge-card seller go dey form office worker.

Typical of the op. I expected his usual grumpy, insolent style......and I wasn't disappointed. And he professed he is a medic, bla bla bla. This type can beat a patient who is not responding fast and positively to his treatment.....

And by the way, this same thread with exactly the same content have already been established on Nl by another person. Answer this question as sweetly as possible.

Between you and donfreshest, who copied the other?

WaffenSS:
Terrorists operate on the darker fringes of the law. Thus, they can claim no right under universal laws.

No right thinking country negotiates with terrorists, nor accord them the privileges they're bent on depriving others.

Kanu is a terrorist who sought arms to challenge the state and harm its citizens.

It's only fair he answers for the crimes of his deadly intentions. And if the law is a stumbling block towards that date with nemesis, then a whole set of laws are permissible.

It's in the collective interests of the many against a few.

Hardcore legal positivist. I used to think I was super-intelligent till I met this amazing Aryan (Your signature betrayed you).

Can I learn from you, please I don't mind paying tuition fees. Name your prize.

abacrested:
in as much I don't support the insult on Mbaka, he actually called for it, he's just a political prist and have lost the respect of many catholics

Catholics who are pro-Biafrans, right


I refer you to my learned superior , Waffen44 (Esq.) He is preaching a sermon relevant to your soul.

malvisguy212:
as of that time , being naked is not a sin because the apostles paul say when there is no law, their is no violations of law

I don't think you understood the nigger's question. He meant- What was God trying to hide from mankind when he inhibited part of Adam's consciousness, as well as asked him not to eat a certain fruit in the garden




















This is getting interesting. Some thanks to Adam. And peeps call him a rebel, which is dependent on the angle from which they have being indoctrinated to view the situation. If you think in that line, have a rethink.....That singular act saved you from being a zombie!!!!