₦airaland Forum

Women are a complex lot. It takes deep insight to understand them most times. But one thing about about women I've learnt is that they have interesting ways of revealing their fantasies...just pay enough attention to their body language.

Unfortunately, I've had a thing with a girl like the op. Before we started our thing, she used to tell me about her she has been with guys who brutalise her at every slight. I am tame and understanding in nature, so it was easy to spark a relationship that was void of abuse.

Guess what.....We broke up after a perfect one-and-half year stint over some stupid reasons. I hooked with a better someone else...and she jammed another control freak. This nigga would literarily determine where she should go and what calls she should pick. Her friend once told me that she isn't delighted about this new guy, and that I should have tried to fix things with my ex. Who does that

Sometimes later my ex began to call and text, telling me how I thought I was too perfect that I can't even try to see things her way. Same ex would send me messages telling me that I'm becoming a monster. My brethren, how can someone be perfect and be a monster at the same time?

In summary, I never lifted a hand on this young lady for one day. If anything, it was the usual mock wrestling couples do before they bed each other. But then, you never can tell with women. Still on still, I'd never hit a lady- there are better ways to discipline those folks. But if you as a guy deem physical violence necessary, you can employ it- some ladies are like Ndama cattle that only understand brute force.

chumasmog:
use another girl to play game with her use another girl to play game with her

Una seriously dey shame me. Seriously. So if person wey you bin dey reason im matter begin dey f$#k up, na to use another person make her jealous sure pass?

I don't know if I'm weird or mad for not subscribing to this point of view. But then, I be first son where I come from, and I get responsibilities to handle. That time wey I dey use cuddle, snug, romance and f##k...I go carry that time jejely devote to other important facets of my life. I no just get time to impress or make anybody jealous. Who ex-gf help?

I don reach that point in my life wey I know very well wetin I want. If I dump you, I dump you. That is the end of the love story.

True true...Alphas are few. Even if a certain girl is my first love, I won't let anyone ride on my dignity and ego. I can do anything to protect them, even kill. Actually I'm narcissistic to a reasonable point.

The frequency at which niggers roll in here to complain shit about their misbehaving lovers is alarming. I feel like whipping every plantiffs' ass, seriously. God did not make me a man with a d!ck, two balls and a solid heart for nothing. Mess with my type for even a second and get assassinated out of my memory for life. It doesn't matter how long we've been together. Everything starts and ends in one day.

The summary of my talk be say...Op you no get talk. Period.

How can some particular idiats claim to slaying and setting on fire everyday...as in, una no get work? una no get honorable hustle wey una engage unaselves?

Guys, na we dey cause this nonsense. We get sense pass like this before. Make no guy like or share any nonsense slaying picture. Make we use that time for liking pictures, triple our hustle. Person wey im mama wrapper don tear tear, make im hustle till im go fit change am for the poor woman.

The point be say...make we stop to notice these slayers. They no help anybody. Worst part be say, you fit jam them for real life, come dey imagine whether na d same person wey you see for pix na im you dey see for real life.

I don tire for the kind fakeness wey full social media.

subtlemee:
He said he bought the phone for her and now he wants it back because they had scuffles,did you even read the post t all? Just wondering whose head should be used here

Aunty, forget long story. If na my kind person, I fit leave the phone for am...then double my hustle till I go fit buy 20,000 specie of that phone.

But this niggar no gree. Thus, she has to return it back. Besides, which kind poor family these girls dey come out from I mean, our last-born who isn't 16 already, woke up one morning, and went as usual to greet my dad good morning. The old man replied her greeting, and then told her that she's old enough to own a phone of her own (before now she has been using a phone that I left over). He asked how much the phone of her dreams cost, and she told him. My dad gave her his ATM and asked her to use it and purchase what she wanted.

Now tell me how that girl would go lovepeddling outside because of petty things like phone. And I had something of an ex who threatened to break up if I don't buy her a phone.

Bottomline is simple...a girl who begs for such petty things before you can win her heart is a poor girl, spirituality, mentally and physically. Furthermore, she is from a very poor home. I dunno for the other guys; as for me, I'd only date girls who are from financially stable homes like mine. Let poor girls marry their poor counterparts

Is Saul also among the prophets?


Ogbeni, so after tagging others' schemes as scam, you wan make your own come trend?

Make I tag sats joor.

Baba, go and create another ponzi site. This one is already stale.
Abi you never gather the cost price wey you use programme the site finish?

slimany:
Thief. I have forwarded your accomplice account number.

@All, immediately my friend paid the sum of 5k to an account no. his account was disabled on logging in again. I urge everyone to stay clear of fertilefunds. They are bunch of yoruba yahoo boys.

Do I sound Yoruba? I'm Igbo for God's sake. If I check my account again and it's still intact... it's your father and mother that would turn to thieves. I don't suffer fools silently.

Modified: Oga you no get yans. I've just been merged to receive payment in less than 20 minutes of opening my account. fertilefunds.com is as fertile as a lady in her ovulation

slimany:
Thief. I have forwarded your accomplice account number.

@All, immediately my friend paid the sum of 5k to an account no. his account was disabled on logging in again. I urge everyone to stay clear of fertilefunds. They are bunch of yoruba yahoo boys.

Do I sound Yoruba? I'm Igbo for God's sake. If I check my account again and it's still intact... it's your father and mother that would turn to thieves. I don't suffer fools silently.

slimany:
Guys. run for your life. na real scammerz them be. After donating, them go disable ur account straight. They just scammed my pal now now now.

my friend, say what you know. I joined the ponzi in question and have not observed what you're saying.

If it's for the likes you're doing this, trust me....it's not worth it.

This is orchestrated. Believe it was real...at your own peril.


The guy try shaaa...but I would appreciate the lady's sense of humour more. The average girl would kill the convo before it has already started with "kk's"

Piercedclit1:
Thanks for being truthful. Not all this street rats wey never see woman toto before maybe na only mad person own that's why they're thinking with their erektions

They are probably afraid someone might spank them if they confess that they've done it before. Why someone would harbour such fears in a faceless beats me in toto.

Or maybe....a typical Aba gutter is more hygienic than their girlfriends' kitten.

I've done it before....and I would do it again with the same girl.

This is my soulmate we are talking here and you want me to isolate her just because some pint of harmless blood is escaping her vulva?. It's not as if the blood was an STD.

I'd always f##k her when she's damn Hot...period or not. And I still await the health complications they say that come with making love to your lady in her period

The only song that can draw my tears is the Champions League theme-song.....especially during a Grand-finale that Barcelona is part of. That song is pretty good at getting on my emotions....my choice or not.

If I'm listening to anything else and tears are trickling down my cheeks, look around- an onion is nearby for sure

Are six packs and six cars enough guarantee that she won't cheat and dump for a more endowed guy

You can offer them the universe...and they would still ask for more. Only a fool is going to overwork himself just to impress these gluttons.

...And I'm no such fool. If I ever strive to achieve the aforementioned, let it be for self-fulfilment.

...

buharisbae:
go and ask ur imbecilic mother

You mean your mother wey all the street dogs don str@ff.

Useless she-toad . Common carry your smelly toto comot here.

buharisbae:
what's the point when uve said what u wanna say? I'm fake?

can u pls now go to ur village to find the problem to ur frustrated life? who know if ur imbecilic mother (LovePeddler) is the problem rubbish!

why you dey bark now? Calm down abeg.

Abi you get rabies

Jay542:
What iss this 1 saying.

O boy dey one side. Abi you be the girl personal bouncer

VajanahDischaj:
...repeat my comment, read it with understanding. If u no get then ask the Lord in Prayer.

If this is the best you can give as an explanation, then I think I'm interacting with the wrong person.

Have a nice day

rexbuton:
It is normal to have recommendations, even far more rampant in the military. But there has always been a line, imaginary yet existent. If you followed what I wrote, I used the uniben med school to give an example. Everyone cannot score a very high score, 50% of students would fall between 25-75%, and even more real is the fact that the curve would be right skewed. So what happens to these people when they are forced to contend for slots with recommended students? And note that most of these recommendees have very low or average scores.
So saying that you should get a very high score is like saying everyone should score 300 which is impossible

In reply...admission race is like heavenly race...you're on your own. Your last sentence though....

If only you wrote last year's UNN post-utme...you'd have known better. 300 was a score for the 'diligent average' student. Don't take my word for it; ask around.

And don't forget my issue so quickly too...I strongly assert that the 'recommendees' would always have their place...whether the entrance exam is JAMB alone or not.

rexbuton:
Post UME makes it easy to carry out such activities. Far easier

Mr. Rex.. you can make yourself clearer than this. Try again.

Are you telling me that those aforementioned criteria would only exist if PUME exist I don't understand what you meant by the word "Easier".

As far as my limited knowledge is concerned. Something exist....or it doesn't. And mind you, all those criteria, are indelible in our universities' admission process...whether JAMB was the only entrance exam or whether there was a PUME alongside.

Our admission process is simple to understand.... get a very high score and find yourself a place among the select few in the merit list. Afterwards, it becomes a matter of money and connection.

This has been the practice for as long as I can remember.

Screening is about the coolest thing right now till JAMB finds her feet.

Op...Respects for an article well written. The only thing lacking was the timeliness. You can't be advocating for such in a year when JAMB was fraught with so much irregularities.

Right now, the diligent student's last hope is the Post-Utme...it's his avenue left to prove that his worth after JAMB has disappointed him with a score that doesn't seem like his. You surely would give him that chance....if indeed you're sensitive to his plight.

lonelydora:
I have been expecting this counter thread since and thank God it is without bias. Post-UME is fraud personified. How can someone score very high but because of the nonsense they call VC's list, special candidate, state of origin, he/she won't get the admission? The earlier they scrap it, the better for students.

UNN's Post UME is filled with fraud.

Bro....so PUME is the reason why there exist such things as VC's list, federal character principle, ELDS principle in determining who gets admission and who doesn't

Simply put...I'm not impressed. Dig deeper please.

VajanahDischaj:
calender of the Jews is not the same as calender of America.

that's an instance,

But 24 hours still make a day in Jerusalem, huh


Or is the counting different over there?

op, that scratch card BS na real
As I see GS 105 I know say u na UNN breed.
Congrats tho.

and I used this same road today...Jehovah I thank you once again for safe journey.

That said, R.I.P. to the deceased.

Africans and their numerous superstitions... how can semen in a used condom be fetishly manipulated to alter a person's destiny I would be the archetype of gullibility to believe such nonsense.

A paid prostitute is such a low-class human being to have the ability to determine a man's fate.

The evolutionists have something for their point from this one

You've not done this....then you aren't crazy about your lady.

I got a decent girl who's a keeper. But even @ that....I do things that remind her that she's my adorable private h0£.

This is a$$et-worship on basic terms.

movicy:
law ke ? maybe if the list will be up to top 20
law have loose it. law firms are filled up and placements have shrink
and it seems most of their graduates lack dexterity
law is one of the career where their graduate look for job. I wonder maybe they can't even create sth

Bro, I should charge you with murder. You killed it completely.

As a pupil-lawyer, I'm worried about some prospects. Those arguing on the side of law in the notorious Law v. Medicine debate...as to which is superior, had better stop it. Think about it...the growing subscription to ADRs ( Alternative Dispute Resolution methods) in resolving disputes would render the legal practitioner almost redundant, by and by. People no longer depend on court justice process due to its infamous lengthy procedure, and would rather have their matter settled informally than wait upon a Justice-delaying-due-to-much-formalities institution.

Again, look around you...the number of trained legal practitioners living on means outside the entire scope of law and its practice is worrisome. What's Falz doing as a musician? You wanna tell me they now teach lyricology as a law course What's Fashola biz in politics? Is this why he spent a brainstorming five years in school?. Truth is this: lawyers, save for a privileged few, working full-time in the capacity of advocacy and solicitation, have little or no chance of making it 'big', in the financial sense of the word.

Some would come here to argue that lawyers are versatile creatures and thus can survive in any clime outside what they were trained for in school, hence the exodus away from the practice of the noble profession. Why that may be true to an extent and in some certain cases, a preponderance of me tells me that it is because they see no hope in practicing their profession, money-wise and otherwise.