₦airaland Forum

cococandy:
what would you be looking for on your mother's phone?

Searching for her nudes of course.

I don't know of you...but I can boast of a mother who has no ugly skeleton to hide in her closet. Perhaps you're doubtful of your own momma's decency

GogobiriLalas:
Your narrative is essentially one sided in favor of your mum, this tells me a lot about your mother's character and why your dad has done what he has. There's always two sides to a story you should try to get your father's side...he sounds like a great guy to me as he has refrained from bad mouthing your mum in any way.

That stated if you find your mum at age 50+ sending untasty nudes to strangers on the internet, shouldn't that have put you on notice the kind of woman you're dealing with here, don't you think she could have done worse when she's younger? Why are people unable to make logical deductions...I read through the comments and not one single person has figured it out....your father's silence is the key here...I'm not saying he's a saint but he seems to have absorbed much to shield the kids from the family's dirt....

Nigga, spot on. What kind of woman @ 50 sends nudes? And Idiots are even saying that he shouldn't have tampered with her phone because it's her private stuff? As in a son can't browse his own mother's phone? Where is all that talk about transparency and integrity?

I'm beginning to think that most people who commented here are from broken homes.

The comments on the first page of this thread were awful. People are not very wise, from the way I see things here. How can you advise a woman...someone's momma...to spread legs to every erect d!ck simply because she's lonely? To the extent that she now sends nudes?

That home is broken mehn. Nevertheless, op, you should call both parties together. Get them to sort themselves out- between living in harmony together or filing for divorce. But if na me...I'd annihilate both parents myself. And then find the side-chicks that destroyed my family and kill them too. I just hate anything that brings me shame and reproach.

cstr1000:
I have a low threshold for nonsense.
I will confront her immediately. Get her to call that admirer of hers on phone in my presence and tell him plainly by herself to stay away from her.
And then i will tell her in very clear terms, that the day she so much as look in the direction of another man, she is leaving my house for good, and without my child.
I am being cuckolded in my own home, i would be too furious to even say i want to waste my time investigating or petting her.
In the good old days, it is not romance that stops female infidelity, it is the fear of the consequence. Too many weak men nowadays that their wives have no single fear.
A healthy dose of fear is not a bad thing.

Are you my alter-ego or something? Because if you're really a personification of your comment in real-life, then you're exactly me.

For the records, real men love their ladies with their whole hearts, but when situations like this set in, they can change it for any b!tch till she can hardly recognise them. Me- I'd just summon the lady in question and demand her version while sipping something strong. That moment- I'm not really listening... I'm just getting my already-made decision fueled by the effect of that drink. And if my mind tells me you don't deserve my forgiveness...I'd just hear you out till the final sentence, draw you closer, embrace you for the last time, and then whisper "Get out" into your ears. Once I say those two words to anyone, my soul automatically blanks them out.

I don't tolerate BS. Men who aren't weak don't too. Op, this is your wife we are talking about. Every advantage belongs to you in this game, unless you mess things up. You alone know the true extent of the situation more than any of us here, thus, unless your sanity has been messed up, you can come up with the best decision. Whatever you want to do, be firm with it.

Make im open the car nah. Abi the key dey lose?

ElsonMorali:
Scientists should invade the eastern part of Nigeria. They'll find enough subjects to experiment on to find out why human beings can be so gullible.

I fear for the fate If the people called Igbos. I fear their emotional immaturity will lead them into harms way AGAIN.

Tell me, an American lawyer is coming to sue the federal government of Nigeria.

Questions to ask:

In Which court is he filing the suit? Nigerian court or American court?

Is he qualified to practice law in Nigeria?

Which court in the US has that jurisdiction and can entertain such bogus lawsuit?

I'm ashamed for this people.

Are people so dumb to actually believe that the American Senate can summon the Nigerian government to answer question from it?

Bye bye common sense!

Their desperation is enough to kukuma dash them their Biafra.

Nigga, I'm Igbo to the core....nwa afo Igbo life(I made that expression cus someone is about to tag me as an afonja)...but it seems my people don't know a thing about jurisdiction.

It is even sadder that graduates believe this c0ck-and-bull tale. To start with, the Bruce guy is not the Attorney-General of the United States. If such a suit is even possible to be entertained, is it a local US lawyer that would file such suit and arraign a whole FG?

Don't mind my people. Gbachi ha nkiti(Pay them no mind). Many people you meet here lack complete education. Some others are just trolling.

We cannot rule this country. Running it smoothly is beyond our current wisdom. We better leave it for Buhari and our forefathers to continue.

We are better off admiring the asses and boobs that we see online. We are better off chasing the wind and other vanities.

If one isn't diligent enough to cope with school work, I wonder how good he'd be with practical real-life endeavors.

Whatever one's hand finds doing, one ought to do it with all his might. As a student, I aim for the best grades. And when I'm on vacation and helping out in the family's biz, I turn into a shrewd merchant immediately.

A lot of young people out there often claim that academic life is stressful. But trust me, life beyond campus is more tasking. I for one person, grow more fatter and look fresher when I'm at school than at home.

Learn anything...from books to craft. You're a half-baked if you know just books...and you're equally half-baked if all you know is just an art/trade. The perfect educated man is the individual who possess both.

sgtponzihater1:
My guy, how much is ur current take home pay?

My goodness, the guy marvelled me. How can 150 million not buy a house in Ikeja? And he seriously thinks a million Naira a month is paltry?

I would curse someone if I type more than this.

boringnigerian:
Totally agree with you. Nigerian youth need a revolution of the mind. We're still too caught up in irrelevant things and wrong priorities at the moment. To be honest, if the resins of leadership were handed to us right now, we wouldn't even know what to do with. Heck we would probably make the country even worse. There is something essentially wrong with our value system as Nigerian youth. We are consumers not producers and that's where our problem starts. We cannot produce anything tangible or intellectual and those of us that strive to rise above this level of mediocrity are largely ignored.

Oya carry my mind dey go. You don read am finish(chuckles). Spot on, nigger.

My man, I retire from this thread. See you at the top.

boringnigerian:
Maybe not all of us are criminals. But what are the rest of us that are not involved in criminal activities doing to ensure that our voices are heard and our wishes are respected; that we have a say in the politics and future of this country? Let's face it, the answer is - very little. Social media activism is well and good but you know what old politicians understand more than tweets and Facebook posts? Real world activism. Imagine if Asari and Tompolo and Boyloaf and the rest of them had spent all that time posting on Facebook and Twitter. The government would just have ignored them into oblivion. Same goes for Nnamdi Kanu. Imagine if all Boko Haram had was a Facebook page or twitter handle or Shekau ranting on Snapchat - we wouldn't even know who they are how much more take them seriously. If these people who went about their activism, however misguided they may be, in real time and damning the consequences could be taken seriously by the government, how much more all Nigerian youth who have a legitimate cause to push for a change?

I don't like comments on nairaland as well as I don't crave likes for mine. But I liked yours...first time I'm clicking my like button.

I see young people everyday engage their phones and surf the internet, a virtual library of knowledge. It is supposed to make us wiser than our predecessors. Instead, we seem to be dumber than them. The present value system is not cool, we complain. Yet Wizkid, Davido and Kim K is someone's role model. Hushpuppi is well celebrated. Akande is quite right. We have not started. And unless a revolution of the mind would happen to each and every youth out, the negative cycle is most likely to continue. We could even make things worse if we are finally permitted to man the wheels.

joeeee240:
DUDE TRUST ME AND I WANT YOU TO REALLY LISTEN CAREFULLY. IF YOU KNEW WHO YOUR TALKING TO, YOU WON'T BE SAYING THIS TRASH. HAHAHA YOU TRYNA INTIMATE ME ON ALPHA MALE? LOL.. ALL THESE KIDS. YOU EVEN FOOLISHLY WENT TO CREATE A HALLUCINATION OF A HISTORY "YOU HAVE A HEARTBREAK" LOL. DUDE YOUR WAY OF MARK. READ MY POST AND GET SENSE FROM IT CUZ

1 YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE MALE AND FEMALE PSYCHE CUZ THIS IS NOT ABOUT CAUSING PAIN. CUZ IT'S NOW OBVIOUS YOUR THE ONE WITH THE ISSUES

2 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT AN ALPHA MALE AND BELIEVE ME BOY. YOU ARE NOT AN ALPHA MALE. TRUST ME

We are done. I can see that you're about to bring me down to your level...and beat me with a fool's experience.

Take my first instruction; keep reading savvy comments here till you're savvy yourself.

joeeee240:
DUDE SHUT THE FÛCK UP. THAT STUFF I WROTE IS SCIENCE. IT'S NOT EVEN JUST REASONING. TRUST ME I HAVE A TRUCK LOAD OF EXPERIENCE AND I'M TEN TIMES A CHAUVINIST THAN YOU'LL EVER BE SO UNTIL YOU HAVE A SENSIBLE ARGUMENT GO AND GET EXPOSED OR SHUT THE FÛCK UP

You've a problem...maybe you'd a heartbreak 'cause a girl you loved was cheating on you. Thus, you turned to a vile monster with the intent to cause other girls pain.

I'd give you a peace of advice. Find the one who broke your heart...and kill her. Trust me, you would know peace again. Your reason would come back the same way it left.

But if you are truly a tough man like me, you can wipe every memory of her away. Don't think of her, even for a nanosecond. There are better girls who would make happier. You need to find and choose one ofthem for yourselves.

True Chauvinists are alpha males, not wounded souls who would hurt innocent girls because they made the mistake of falling in love.

joeeee240:
EMPHASIS ON "FOR SOME WOMEN" WE'RE LOOKING AT A MAJORITY HERE. SO DON'T BRING THAT UP. SEX IS SEX FOR MEN AND NOT WOMEN. CHEATING IS FOR MEN. CHEATING IS NOT BAD AS LONG AS MEN ARE CONCERNED BECAUSE IT DOESN'T CHANGE HOW WE FEEL ABOUT OUR WOMAN. INFACT I'M THE ONE THAT SEES LIFE AS MORE THAN SEX BECAUSE WHY WOULD A WOMAN THINK OF ENDING A RELATIONSHIP WITH A MAN CUZ OF SEX WHEN ALL OTHER PARTS OF THE RELATIONSHIP ARE STILL INTACT. YOU'RE THE ONE MAKING SEX A BIG DEAL. THIS IS A NATURAL STUFF. SEX IS SEX FOR MEN. ONE WOMAN IS NOT ENOUGH FOR A WOMAN ONLY IN SEXUAL MATTERS. CHEATING IS NOT FOR COWARDS

My chairman, I'm an unrepentant chauvinist, but what you typed lack reason. Next time, buy a popcorn and bump into nl...ONLY to read comments. Keep learning from the wise ones who have done a good homework on the way they think till you feel ready to make savvy comment...just like theirs.

goodnewscliff:
u call being natural ignorant!!! will u call a human and animal doing it normal!!! whats d normality on dat one!!! do u have an orchestrated scientifical or biologically explanation on being gay or it should be categorized as being mentally unstable !!!! instead of looking for the cure of this growing psychoic problem,, we re applauding nd accepting it!!!! dat some crzy dogs do it means a human should? common!!!!!

I wonder. An animal is now a yardstick for proper human conduct. Sounds funny and sad at the same time.

OkpekeBeauty:
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Dear ma, as you give the ladies tips on how to embellish a body that would still get shrivelled with age, remember also to give them tips on how to be intelligent and reasonable people. Real men look beyond beauty and a banging body when they are looking for a mate.

And for the record, I'm not a puritan.

I think the human brain is degrading, especially in our generation. It is unfortunate to see that most people who are movers and shakers in this our part of the world, act and talk/type with little or no wisdom and expediency. Take my brain back to what it was 7 years ago, and I'm almost certain that I'd not type this sorry stuff that formed Ay's response. And he is about 10 years older than me presently.

Lord, I need wealth, I crave power and I want fame. But I love wisdom and commonsense more. If the first three would inhibit the last two, keep the goodies.

I'm better off as an average reasonable individual than as a super-rich, well-known fool.

Requiem18:
Jeez you really don't want that... You must be young to actually want something that terrible

Attack my line of logic...not my person nor my age. And as for the age talk, some "children" have better judgement and common sense than adults these days

Requiem18:
You wish government did the thinking for you?. You failed with that stupid statement.

Dear sir, I'm not here to bandy unnecessary words. but it's just sickenening to see people say whatever they like with their mouths and post whatever they like on social media because they have freedom of expression. Nudity is now the order of the day, especially among ladies, because they think they have right to personal liberty, as provided in Section 35 of our constitution. How far the expression of individual rights encroach
on public interest and order is little or nobody's biz.

This generation need a discipline-enforcing tyrant to bring it to sanity

I wish the government does the thinking for its citizens. So because people have the right to choose the kinda life they want to live...they can now go ahead and corrupt public morals

We ain't seen nothing. We would hate civilisation very soon. I just pray that on my own part, I retain my little common sense to the very end.

freshkik:
Blud of jexox, nig*a u gay!?

I can never be gay. Maybe I didn't put it too well, like someone pointed out. I've a harem of hoes I invite over when I'm Hot.

Any other problem

DivinelyBlessed:
Very well analyzed. It also hinted that you might be gay somewhere in there. You might want to correct that

So because I don't chase skirts around...I'm now gay?

That impression needs correction too, my brother.

One mind tells me women are wiser...the other tells me they are foolish.

The wise part: Most ladies, just like the one being discussed on this thread, leech on guys for their daily living. It's not as if both genders don't have almost equal opportunities to fend for themselves. But the ladies now have an advantage that always pay every time...their kitten. Maybe if we guys can hold the reins on our libido a bit, all man go hustle normal. No cheating. No social climbing.

The foolish part: Why this lady would ditch such good-looking guy over an overbloated baboon is beyond my comprehension. I love money like an addict....but I can't hook up that guy she's currently with even if he has Bill Gates' worth of money. If I were a lady, that n!gger cannot touch even the hem of my garment.

All this bring me to one conclusion: Women are wise. They are foolish as well. They are like slaves you buy in a slave-market. You can buy any if you got enough coins. You can treat them good if you're a good slave-master. You can treat them badly if you so want. All the same, they would remain humble, no matter the type of treatment, so far as you can still buy their services.

As for me, my libido is on lockdown till eternity. If I want fun, I find it in the company of trusted male friends. I might shag when I wish, but that should be the end of a contract between a man and a woman. Unless you can offer more than a hole I've drastically lost interest in.

Shootout to ladies out there who believe in their own independence... and know what they really want. You're the real feminists I wish to meet one day...not these efulefes all over the place.

People are stupid. E-money greeted his elder...and then the floodgates of comparison were thrown up

We need Kim-Jong Un's type in this country. No Facebook, No twitter, No Skype, No whatsapp. At least people would mind their businesses better. Those who don't have a business, would on the other hand, find some venture to keep themselves busy.

I have no fears. I can love to a fault if I think she deserves it. But I convert the same to hate if she mess with me. I dey change am for people overnight once they f##k with me. It's an art I've perfectly mastered....sometimes I think I'm narcissistic.

I can love like kilode. But I love my ego more.

optional1:
see as my son dey talk like me....



Don't worry i will introduce you to your dad very soon, cos me can't handle you again oh.. You have overripe for me to start using cane on...


Hope you have eaten

y you dey ask me? is that a way of telling me that the last tf you collected have been spent and you're now hungry?

See as you use style dey chyke me. You wan f#ck me bahh?

optional1:
my sonl to drop out of school is easy but finish your school and join us in the real world where frustration will kill you if you not strong....


Son in Nigeria no be who wey go school dey make am for real life.. No be first class person be the richest person for this world..

School only add small thing make u smart if not, nothing wey school dey do for now in Nigeria...


Naughty son.

"School no dey do anything"..."country hard"..na y you dey waka around dey gather tf?

And you ended your life memoir with 'naughty son'....maka y?

I can see that to Bleep me don dey hungry you. Still on still, I no go give you any tf

optional1:
lolzz

sorry boo, no school fee paying again..
Am done with that..



Be a good child and return your school fee to your bank acct okay before you something else happens....

okay now. As you don finally drop out from school... make collecting tp from one client to the other your full-time engagement.

Yeye girl.

optional1:
lolz

money for your school fee you dey take buy chicken and suye and beer just to impress one girl.

Your plan don fail...

Na im be say you never chop the last tp you collect finish. So hunger never become your case for now.

At least I see school fees chop...you need collect hundred tp's from like hundred d:cks before your school fees money go appear

optional1:
see as you carry this matter for head like say devil visit you with brokeness..

Shior calm down take a chill peel biko..
Thunder can't fit fire anyone who comment positively but will fire any nigga who is broke and can't give his guest common Transport Fare.

My sister, I dey my room dey chop chicken suya with better drinks wey go well. Wanna turn up for my venue?

But I no go give you tp to go back your house shaa.

May thunder fire any guy who would comment nonsense on this thread. May the person die prematurely. In fact, if you be guy.....log away from this thread in the same way and at the same time you came in.

Op, left for people like me...this your market won't sell. All male nairalanders go just dey enter with their popcorns...dey gaze at your attempted mumu. But some niggaz go still fall my golden hands...

The point is this...we brothers face our hustle, and leave the whining for dem hoes. At the end of the day, we go know who go wear trousers and who go wear skirt.