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itstpia8:
the lady is a lawyer you said?

I thought I was the only one who saw that part. Maybe she is a graduate in porn-law.

Maybe.

Source still from Igberenews........Who cares about a news agency unrecognized by NCC

The international community already knows that these guys are a misguided lot, little wonder even news-thirsty corporations like CNN and Al-jazeera are paying them no attention.

Last time I checked, Nigeria is indissoluble, according to the introducing injunctions of the 1999 constitution as amended. Threaten this federating union at your own peril. 1967 might be a child's play compared to the catastrophe you guys are begging for.

I am an Igbo, and currently reside somewhere in Igboland, and I am firmly of the opinion that we need good governance more than this over-hyped Biafra. A Fashola in each state in the SE is our utmost need. How many times would this sermon be preached before the message is finally understood

The promise of a utopian state is the best thing that would never happen to any mortal-governed political entity. Even Plato the idealist must have become wiser by now.

If she's implicitly talking about protection of virginity.....


Sorry, Every human not bound to retrospective dogmas and superstitions knows that the sh*t in question is overrated.

Try another meaning for ATM, please.

It leaves me completely dazed with confusion when I see peeps enter into a full-time relationship and marriage is never in sight. Not quick to judge though, maybe I am the foolish one here.

Just that I am never going to be a kind of possession some jealous one-night stand would consistently lay claims on. There are more important issues that demand my soaking full attention into them.

#HitAndRun.

The joke lost some of its humour due to its overstretched length.


But it is still a good joke after all.

The midget is unappealing, unless one has psychologically-diseased with 'Midgetphilia'.

God, I wanted to ask how you created some people's brains, but I learnt that you are unquestionable.

Therefore, I swallow back whatever I should have said as well as sign out of this matter.

Are these people still on this matter

God forbid I would wake up every morning and bleat about a prospective country with a great future accompanying it....as if God is going to run the affairs of that country himself.

I wonder how many times they need to be told that the solution to their plight is good governance and not secession. They cry 'No....We are hated in this country. Therefore we want out.'

I've looked at the agitators' case critically and have been able to diagnose two possibilities, the second one actually the more probable;

It is either these people are actually hated, or, THEY ARE SUFFERING FROM AN EXTREME CASE OF PERSECUTION-COMPLEX, thanks to one misleading pale demagogue who has been feeding them with half-truths.

Sometimes I look around me I dey feel like say na only Me get sense.

Bros, a lady turned you down, she is now a lesbian

If to say she gree sharp sharp you for still call am hoe.

....Whether it is a mark of overblown ego or a characteristic act of childishness, I still don't understand why some guys won't just swallow it when ladies turn them down. MUST SHE LIKE YOU

Besides, the ladies never even pass una green lights. Na una use una hand go mumu unaself. Sometimes I look around me I dey feel like say na only Me get sense.

Bros, a lady turned you down, she is now a lesbian

If to say she gree sharp sharp you for still call am hoe.

....Whether it is a mark of overblown ego or a characteristic act of childishness, I still don't understand why some guys won't just swallow it when ladies turn them down. MUST SHE LIKE YOU

Besides, the ladies never even pass una green lights. Na una use una hand go mumu unaself.

My own be say......Dem get two Aba for this Nigeria......Because currently I'm in Aba in Abia state and not even a leaf is shaking.

Nawa for some people oh. Too much lies have killed this movement from the start already.

Ogbeni stop jonsing joor. For God's sake you're a product of a school with class. The announcement of your sexcapades isn't necessary, to say the least. Abi everything must turn up for Nairaland?

Nigga don over-cast. Trust Hilltop guys- You are going to be at the receiving end of many derogatory jokes once school resumes. You fit even reign pass 'cucmber' if there isn't enough luck on your side.

Mtschewwww. Nonsense boy.

bolabolakemi:
Consult your history book or better still go on Internet to cure your ignorance

Be my history teacher please. My books and the internet I use are not so comprehensive.

...that awkward moment when a teacher ask a question that even he himself doesn't know its answer. The question becomes a take-home assignment immediately.

bolabolakemi:
These are the 20 countries that are currently agitating for their independence across the world.

Catalonia was the most popular, but after the arrest and unlawful detention of Mazi Nnamdi Kanu by Buhari, Biafra is now more popular than Catalonia with Biafrans protesting at the Nigerian embassies all over the world and some world leaders like Vladmir Putin, Benjamin Netanyahu and Harriet Harman etc., have openly called for the release of Kanu.

Ban Ki-Moon, the UN Secretary-general has also reaffirmed that Self-determination via referendum is a lawful act under UN Human Rights Charter and that the UN is ready to listen to the Biafrans.

Do you think Biafra will gain her independence before Catalonia?

Biafra is more popular than Catalonia Skibo wait....Are you kidding me

Last time I checked, Catalonia was so popular that it got some publicity from CNN and other major news agencies. Meanwhile, Biafra has not made headlines, even on NTA. If care isn't taken, this 'Biafra' of a thing does not enjoy robust existence beyond here in Nairaland.

Propaganda went wrong when some cheap netizen lied that Vlad Putin is behind their secession struggle. Find someone else for your lies- common sense should have told you that the Lion of Moscow is too busy in the Middle East to pay attention to you.

bolabolakemi:
Always negative minded. What I'd other countries that separated and prospered Nigeria Union was forced on its people and thus will never work...

Other countries that separated and prospered? more than the ex-host country.... Mention them please. I am all ears.

And who cares about all the drama

Look at Akpabio, look at T.A. etc. Same guys who looted at state-level have now upgraded to federal level. Let alone the embattled Amaechi who swore that he hasn't accepted a bribe. And our amiable President had already asserted that Sani Abacha didn't steal a dime.

The fact still remains that the political elite of this country have vowed in conspiratorial unison to loot this country down and gravely undermine the welfare of its unsuspecting citizens. It doesn't matter whether they are from APC or PDP- the bond of this conspiracy is stronger than any party affiliation.

I just pity the poor masses, myself inclusive, whose focus is often distracted by some unnecessary political stage-play, and the ever-lofty promise of 'change'.

Learn not take these people serious, while minding your own business very well. Your survival depends solely on you, and not on any government.


To:

The youths, who are successfully self-employed as Party e-thugs.

These youths are useless o . So all the time they were clamouring for a revolution, It was a sex revolution that they actually meant

Abeg Buhari and co., you people are still the leaders of tomorrow. These people are not yet serious.

I've already observed that the rate of chauvinism among our Nl males is alarming. Now the sexists have taken their newfound misogyny to a whole new level.

Tosyn and wristbangle are remotely responsible for this incident, I must say. Their endless tirade against the female folk is beginning to bud, and bear fruits. The ladies must be feeling like they are now an endangered specie. Anyways, I have already told one among the aforementioned to channel his writing energy into some other subjects. I hope he took my advice in good faith.

Op, I am really pressed to call you stup!d, but i have chosen to hold my reins and save the invectives for another day. Demanding for your money is right, but the manner, as well as the purpose, is wrong. All along you made it sound like you entrapped her with your dough because she friend-zoned you. Is this you being vindictive just because she loves another My verdict- You are just being unnecessarily childish. She must have noticed this ugly side of you, which is why she didn't date you in the first place.

Finally, my guys, make we pity our ladies. It is not easy abeg. A lady's beauty is almost a curse- every guy out there just crave your attention, and your gold. Your ears are on the verge of bleeding, as every Tom, Dick and Harry approaches you, each with his own peculiar wooing lines. Your phone buzz every now and then, only to pick up and it is another male stranger on the other end telling you how he can't be without you. Nevertheless, I know God will help you people through these 'trials and tribulations'.

I honestly pray so.

My own be say....No be me spoil Nigeria.
The people who did the aforementioned evil should bear the blame. Besides I'm an only son......

On a more serious note, this country is hardly giving us any chance. Note the word 'hardly' very well. Which means that there exist a little chance to get to the uppermost top. How little this chance is, is none of my business. What I'm concerned with is that the possibility exists.

Op, I don't know for you, but I must reach and mix with the very elite of the human society. I am aware of the struggles involved in this ambition....but whenever I glance back at where I am coming from, and what shame I have suffered based on my background, then this accomplishment is highly necessary. My offsprings must enjoy a tomorrow better than my today and yesterday.

Once at the top, whether I would better the living conditions of the masses, or continue with the insensitive trend of corruption and massive looting, would solely depend on my volition. If nobody had cared about me, then i shouldn't feel obliged to care about anybody.

Goodluck with your rallying cry for a youth-favoured revolution. Just bear in mind that for every one Mandela you know, there are other freedom fighters in the thousands who you never knew....and would never know. Meanwhile, I am working my whole ass out till I get to the top. I no longer depend on any government to better my living condition. That responsibility is now taken care of by ME.....and my God.

I wonder at how a sane nigg@ would salivate over this shi*. The sweetness of Toto is the same- it doesn't matter if she is from Nigeria or Tanzania. Beside we also have our fair share of bootylicious damsels who really look 'nailable'. So what's the craze about

.....Unless these tanzanian ladies permit anal nailing. That is a different case altogether......

Are the members
of my gender this dumb?

Dude, she got raped and now wants an abortion? Why should that even bother you in the first place? Na you give her the belle? You should even be grateful that she didn't blame someone else's pregnancy on you.

Learn not to take these hoe$ serious. It would do you a world of good.

Once upon a time, he rocked. Now he is getting stale. ...You can actually guess who I am talking about.

His pals should get him to change his channel anyway, if they really like him......Because right now.....

He is almost at his wits' end.

I can bet my balls that nothing is happening in Port Harcourt. Believe anything Biafra @ your own peril. Same way they wanted us to believe that Putin was backing them. I mean....This Biafra stuff is surviving on far too much lies.

All in all, I remain a proud Igbo. I am very much aware of some injustices meted out against my people, but all that is in the past. Right now I am willing to contribute my own positive quota to our nation's progress. I am also willing to forgive those who by their actions and inactions, have caused my people pain.

Finally, if this country is truly heading to the rocks- I still won't consider Biafra as an option. That's the cowards' alternative. Rather, I would struggle ceaselessly till I have made my way to the very top. Once there, even babies in the womb would feel my insensitivity. I would loot this country down with other big shots- a looting so unparalleled in its insensitivity as well as its abundance that Nigerians would now offer themselves as slaves to be bought by other countries if they are to stand a chance of survival.

Once again, Biafra is a coward's option.

Guy: I resemble Flavour.

Me: Na achievement









....People can just be unnecessarily stup!d!

Like say Pope wan bless tha b00bs

That woman behind them sef ....

...She is like ," Chai!!!....This witch don dey fulfill her mission o ...see as she dey seduce our holy father!!"

mojeer678:
You're correct; you know NOTHING!

Okay. You can now go and rest in peace.

wristbangle:
Well I wouldn't want to deny that it's not but I am stating fact on things some guys exhibit when they clinch success. Their belief system is "an eye for an eye"

For me no matter how worse a lady may treat when I had nothing, I will not reciprocate when I become successful but if she dares come back to force herself on me that is when she will see the other side of me.

Wetin wan attract me to Karashika in the first place? I dey give those fellows their levels once I jam dem. Dey your own make I dey my own.

And even when I blow....you no go still fit near me. The levels is always there.

Vain, lazy ladies would certainly mingle with their version in the male-folk. It is only when a right-thinking guy becomes a bit too adventurous and admit these fellows into his life that they would have the chance to come in and rubbish his life.

Last bullet: Most classic babes out there are not meant for you, especially if you do not intend to live your life in unnecessary regret.

valdovas:
Girls go don't deal with lalasticlala tire for real life
He is so quick to push woman hating threads to front page.

Me sef I dey suspect say lalasticlala and Seun Osewa na the same person.

that mod, whomever he is, is a mediocre. He needs to step up his game.

He is the reason why irrelevant threads are making waves these days.

Truckpusher:
Well, can you conveniently from your heart without being sentimental and say that all what the boys are complaining about the women/girls are all wrong and false ?

People like you are the problem in the society - let's call whatever it is by its name and just then we might just be closer to what we all yearn for and find a balance.
Cheers.

People get what they deserve. Same with these folks. The law of 'seek and thee shall find' comes into play here. Not everyone out there is going to be your pal.....You don't expect to have romantic chemistry with every girl out there. There are those who would always be out of your reach, however hard you try. Tell your goons that they need to live with such.

Whomever told them that all they needed to win a girl was guts and sweet lines- that person is surely a clown. I've been in intriguing relationships (don't ask me number cus i have lost count)....and in all of 'em, I never employed that dry, drab, awkward and too-forward style of wooing babes. Not even starting a convo. Just from 'look me I look you'.....the eye thing, frequently done, is an almost unmistakable sign that you're crushing on me. Every other thing falls into place.

But these folks......they pester innocent ladies with lame words....and the poor girls, unable to cope, gets dragged into a relationship. I don't even understand it- how do these guys cope with ladies who are not even into them?.......Pestering a lady into a relationship she doesn't want to be in gives her the constitutional right to milk you dry and then dump you like a used sanitary pad.

Actually I understand that there are vain leeches out there who can never stand by a broke guy. The same way they ignore you should be the same way you ignore them. Tell your goons to look out for ladies who share in their aspirations and can stand by them through thick and thin, or better still, they can still forge ahead on solo-mode if every lady around them is a leech in human skin.

Seriously, these complaints are uncalled for. Just make up your mind and mix with right-thinking and sensible people. You are not supposed to tango with every girl out there.

Truckpusher:
If we have karashikas among the girls , then we definitely have another version of it among the guys too.
I agree that to an extent that women are emotionally weaker but the truth remains that some women have been able to overcome whatever we label them and have decided not give to give a damn about how you feel.
So, raise the bar and let them sweat it out with you.
No woman is karashika just accept them in their different sizes , shape and character and you might just keep them under a tight leash.

I don't want anybody breaking unnecessary sweat for me. I just want someone who understands and appreciates whatever i represent....and vice versa.

But you know what.....sometimes i wonder what's wrong with our young men. They find it hard to accept being jilted. They just feel that our ladies should make it a point of duty to accept their proposals. As in, every kitten they come across must be laid, according to their sick mentality. And Honestly, I doubt if even Jacopo Casonova, as handsome, seductive and smug as the stories testify, would be that domineering towards his women.

Bro, I'm sensing a alarming level of chauvinism in these young men, wrongly inspired by frustration from God-knows-where. Call a spade a spade....This is a hate-thread.

I wonder when it became wrong to be a lady.

As in.....the best of the best.....just for ISIL?

Inasmuch as I cherish Vladmir Putin, I honestly think he is a bit rash. He wants to throw some weight around. Granted. Must he do it by acting before thinking? He should just soak away his rosary and hope upon hope that his mission in the ME doesn't get bungled in the process......Too forward and instinctive for a right-thinking human.

His elite forces in Syria already is a budding problem all Putin's loyalists should hope that it doesn't blossom. Only God can imagine what would happen if these guys are disgraced in Syria. Anyways, that's what you get you have underestimated the enemy a bit too much. You think ISIS is a kinda mosquito you can kill in one swat? and you're fighting on an unfamiliar soil? Gosh!....Putin must be a comedian.

In my thought, he should have saved the best for last. But then, what do I even know?

Abeg who dey understand wetin these people dey yarn

Karashika don rubbish your life finish.....you come here come dey complain

Boys no dey try @ all.

On a more serious note, this ain't worth creating a thread for. You should thank God that you were able to spot someone you adore, but who unfortunately, has no positive role to play in your life. What next? You move on. There is always special someone out there who appreciates you wholly, your faults notwithstanding.

Instead una go dey follow Mami water children dey play. Dey there make Karashikas dey chop your destiny, bite by bite. A girl here commented that some guys here might never succeed in life. And she is right, in a sense. How person wey Karashika don chop im destiny finish wan take succeed, except by Divine Intervention?

This thread reeks of frustration, and I don't see why lala should promote frustration by sending it to FP. On a final note......Guys, for your better life, roll with the right people. Leave karashika dem case to God. Vengeance is His. Period!