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Family / Re: Inflation: Women, Please Pity Your Husbands. Don't Make Them Commit Suicide by Alfamann: 9:05am On Nov 17, 2021
Elsueno:
cheesy

U know it's soo GREAT TO BE SINGLE
some weeks I just stroll home for a few days & just eat mummy thank u grin & My parents are always eager & happy to see me. Be good to ur parents, parents are the greatest

No they are not. They're worried you might be gay and they'll never have grandchildren.

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Politics / Re: Stop Celebrating Ordinary Flyovers In Nigeria. by Alfamann: 6:17pm On Nov 16, 2021
Dailymice:
If you see Germany in 1936, you'll know we are really FAR BEHIND. See the video below...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es6f7K4c-y8&t=247s

Na war for you o. 1936 Berlin na paradise now.

Rome, 2000 years ago was better than Abuja today.

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Politics / Re: Meet Nonye Soludo, The Next Anambra First Lady by Alfamann: 8:09am On Nov 15, 2021
PrinceOfLagos:
Soludo means "follow the path of peace"

Chinonye means 'God is with us"

When you have two leaders answering this names leading your state, then prosperity is assured .

God bless Anambra and the entire south east states

Tiny brain speaks.
Education / Re: Guess The Subject by Alfamann: 10:10pm On Nov 14, 2021
Originakalokalo:
Jesus loves you.

So gay.

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Food / Re: How Much Is Bag Of Pure Water In Your Area? by Alfamann: 12:30pm On Nov 14, 2021
Politics / Re: Masked Thugs Storm Ogun Community, Rape Housewives, Kidnap Two by Alfamann: 12:27pm On Nov 13, 2021
She said, “I was in my shop when about 10 of the people that attacked us entered. They robbed me of my Infinix phone, N25,000, and the N50,000 my husband kept with me. After that, they started making advances to forcefully have sex with me but I resisted them. They were armed with guns, cutlasses and axes and said they would kill me if I didn’t cooperate with them. They spoke in Yoruba and English but I can’t identify them as they wore masks. I struggled with them but they overpowered me. They removed my pants and raped me. I was raped by three men. My baby was crying but they continued.”

Na dem.
Romance / Re: 4 Ex Girlfriends Left Me With The Same Story, I Am Confused by Alfamann: 10:16pm On Nov 11, 2021
They've used and dumped you.
Properties / Re: Lagos Building Collapse: 29 Families Submit Dnasamples For Bodies Identification by Alfamann: 8:06am On Nov 11, 2021
Some people will soon find out that their papa was not really their papa.
Education / Re: My Secondary School Chemistry Students Made This Salt by Alfamann: 8:53am On Nov 10, 2021
Just see Zoo levels.

Salt that primitive neantherthals have been purifying since.

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Politics / Re: Tompolo Offers Sacrifice To The King Of The River (Photos) by Alfamann: 12:43am On Nov 09, 2021
slaves
Romance / Re: Nigerian Couple Wear Isiagu For Their Church Wedding (Photos) by Alfamann: 10:48pm On Nov 08, 2021
Godons1:


Copy weting?

Afonjaaaa!
Crime / Re: My Girlfriend Refused To Have Sex With Me by Alfamann: 10:45pm On Nov 08, 2021
Kobojunkie:
You ignored her complaints , and eventually took it upon yourself to rape her in order to satisfy yourself, and you are here to what again? undecided

Seun, moderators, does Nairaland have IP tracker so we can track this RAPIST'S address/location make them catch am abeg... undecided

Easily manipulated.

You believe anything you read online.
Politics / Re: Anambra Election, Dr Maduka And Many Cases Of Political Hypocrisy Of The Igbos by Alfamann: 2:28pm On Nov 08, 2021
Let the wailing commence.

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Travel / Re: UK Or France by Alfamann: 9:04am On Nov 07, 2021
Cashsteady:






UK is actually more expensive.. I know Britt who preferred France to their country.. there are actually lot of immigrants and black people in France.

None of which negates any of my points.

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Politics / Re: Soludo Defeats Andy Uba And Ozigbo In Their LGAs - Premium Times by Alfamann: 9:03am On Nov 07, 2021
kingsways:
The three of them are from the same LGA
Even if all of them are from the same umunna, we don't care.

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Travel / Re: UK Or France by Alfamann: 8:59am On Nov 07, 2021
1 - France is full of french people

2 - You need to speak french

3 - Jobs are scarce

4 - Good paying jobs are even scarcer for immigrants

5 - High tax rate

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Governor Kills Colleague In Bayelsa by Alfamann: 8:56am On Nov 07, 2021
grin

Governor Akpos

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Business / Re: Pound To Naira: Can You Believe This Tiny Coin Is N780? (Pictures) by Alfamann: 1:06am On Nov 07, 2021
aremuforlife:

Meal is free in UK?

Yes, if all you have is £1.

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Business / Re: Pound To Naira: Can You Believe This Tiny Coin Is N780? (Pictures) by Alfamann: 12:13am On Nov 07, 2021
aremuforlife:

#780 can get a plate of meal in Lagos and more in other part of the country, while 1pound can get you a plate of meal in any part of UK

Just see your defence of failure.

Meal is free in the UK if all you have is £1.

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Business / Re: Pound To Naira: Can You Believe This Tiny Coin Is N780? (Pictures) by Alfamann: 8:10pm On Nov 06, 2021
aremuforlife:

Stop believing rubbish, you have just been fooled by your imaginary friend.
Even the pounds we are talking about, what can you use one pound to buy in UK?
We all know what we can buy with #780.
Devaluation of naira should be a blessing to us, but we are too lazy to work on the advantages.
Devaluation of naira is more profitable to diasporians.

Please tell us what we can buy with #780

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (0 - 2) On 6th November 2021 by Alfamann: 2:27pm On Nov 06, 2021
Fedrick100:
Abeg what is this red badge signify
It’s on all English teams jerseys and logo

It's a flower called poppy.
They use it to remember their ancestors that gave their lives so they can be a great country today.

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Sports / Re: Which Of These Football Records Is Unbreakable? by Alfamann: 6:50pm On Nov 05, 2021
SenatePresdo:


Na Messi teammates score 91 goals? No

Na Ronaldo teammates score 17 champions league goals? No

Na lewandowski teammates score 5 goals in 9 minutes? No

You have to know the difference between individual achievement and team achievement.

Na only Pele win the world Cup? No.

There no individual achievements in a team sports. Someone passed the ball to them to score.
Sports / Re: Which Of These Football Records Is Unbreakable? by Alfamann: 2:37pm On Nov 05, 2021
SenatePresdo:


Was Pele the only player in that team that won 3 World cups? No other player follow am win am? Abi na only am play for field for the three tournaments?

It should be an individual achievement, that Pele own no be individual achievement.

Because no be only am Don carry World Cup 3 times. His teammates did too.

Because the other three guys no get team mates abi?
Sports / Re: Which Of These Football Records Is Unbreakable? by Alfamann: 2:37pm On Nov 05, 2021
5 Goals in 9 minutes

Is that even legal?
Politics / Re: Ipob: We Have Cancelled Our One Week Sit-at-home by Alfamann: 8:17pm On Nov 04, 2021
debunked lies
Politics / Re: IPOB Cancels Sit-at-home Order, Urges Participation In Anambra Election by Alfamann: 8:17pm On Nov 04, 2021
DEBUNKED LIES
Politics / Re: Anambra Election: IPOB Cancels Sit At Home Order by Alfamann: 7:36pm On Nov 04, 2021
The Zoo lies propaganda machine cranks up.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Asks Investors For $1.5 Trillion To Bridge Nigeria’s Infrastructure Gap by Alfamann: 8:53pm On Nov 02, 2021
Oil rich Nigeria's illiterate president flies to Scotland to do babiallah.

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Properties / Re: Nifemi, PA To Owner Of Collapsed Ikoyi Building Found Dead, Osibona Trapped by Alfamann: 8:34pm On Nov 02, 2021
IbileIfe:

She removed her clothes, because of choking heat under the debris.

Making idiotic comments shows a lot about your psyche.

Are you hiding yours?
Properties / Re: Nifemi, PA To Owner Of Collapsed Ikoyi Building Found Dead, Osibona Trapped by Alfamann: 8:15pm On Nov 02, 2021
She was simply naked.

Na the jigi jigi wey she dey do with her boss come shake the building soteey im collapse.

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