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Nairalanders are idiots.

They read. They believe.

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VULCAN:
A person who doesn't know the day of his death but KNOWS there is no God....

...is a fool

Whatever.

zed7:
God bless my wife, the most uncomplicated woman in the world. Handled her pregnancies like a champ.

Sometimes God really chooses for people. He knows I'm not cut out for drama.

There is no God.

temitope27:
Bleep off

Very Godly.

Next you'll threaten me with brimstones.

IamgratefulLord:
If there isn't God, how did the first man and woman came to earth?
Who gave birth to them?
Who created the heavens and the earth?

Go school you no gree. Who the hell is the first man and woman?

One day.

Your cancer don metastize be that.

temitope27:
y should I defend God, ofcourse he can defend himself. But u talk unreasonably

There is no God.

That's why you are talking to me instead of him.

temitope27:
ur mama nko?

who knows.

But is that the extent of the brains of God defenders? mama and papa?

engrfaruq:
Fiction

Yes. We know but still a good read.

temitope27:
ur father

is dead.
next.

So car ran over your head as a child. No wonder.

He can stay his lane. Who send am.

So it's true then.

justscorchone:
E get why God call some animals unclean, people go still rinse am fry am to crisp thinking it will kill the virus

There is no God.

Goodluck. hahaha.

If not for backstabbing Afonjas, we know how to deal with these people.

Nzeogwu my hero. Ojukwu my role model.

Olofin2:
Let me tell you something. Don't mind if you are an atheist.

There is something we call spiritual fortifications. I know what can be prepared for you to eat that if you go to Afghanistan and abuse their president, you will come back alive. I'm not advertising anything to you, but understand that some of these gunmen rely on this thing provided that who prepared the protection for them is a master of his craft.

Oya, call me backward Blackman.

Nonsense.

Kyari this. Kyari that.

Why do all these Kyaris have 4 letter first names?

garfield1:
By overtaxing its citizens

Is that what Lagos is doing?

garfield1:
How? Only four states will benefit from a change in vat law

Or maybe states would be forced to make efforts to generate more revenue instead of relying heavily on FG handouts.

All hail Biafra.

Do you know that Mohamed did the same thing?

RiceProducers:
Nigeria is already a business country. What we need now is an ethical revolution leader, visionary bridge builder, natural arbitrator, re-orientator and someone who has something for every demographic group and can ensure that they are achieved.

Like Buhari?

Whose money is he dashing out just like that?

No accountability.

Small boy go carry load wey pass am.

The Sabo will not come.

mariahAngel:
They are both masculine lesbians.
Who be husband, who be wife?

I think they are both husbands.

Gkemz:
My tyre bursted on the way one night, I replaced it with my spare which was not in good shape. Even though the threads were visibly worn out, I used this tyre for 3 weeks before it finally parked. But within these 3weeks, I drove with fear that my tyre could burst any time. Thank goodness when it finally bursted, though I was driving on the ever busy pH expressway I was driving on a moderate speed.

Typical. If you crashed, some will be cursing your innocent village people.

Afonjas are so ugly they don't even recognise ugliness anymore.