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PoliticsRe: Notice To All Northerner.... by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:04am On Feb 11, 2015
theV0ice:
I asked 3 questions. is your yes the answer to all 3?
4get it. No need to derail the thread.
PoliticsRe: Notice To All Northerner.... by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:01am On Feb 11, 2015
theV0ice:
You're full of anger but my elders also say no matter the degree of your anger, it can't boil yam. Take a chill pill my friend




Are you a Muslim in disguise? or you think Shekau's brand is what defines all Muslims? According to your theory, i guess even Saudi Arabia must be another example of a fake Muslim country?
your elders must be ogogoro drinkers.
PoliticsRe: Notice To All Northerner.... by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:01am On Feb 11, 2015
northernigbo101:
oh boy igbo beggers don dey spring up we c around on d streets of kd begin wallahi its tru i jus taya may b na jona cause am coz i've neva seen untill in his era.. iyan uwa dan Allah ku sharey iyamuran nan they all bunch of ingrates infact they r d main cause of d 2003 sharia crises in kd... we all know wat happnd on dat faithfull monday mornin.
So you saw such a strange phenomenon as an Igbo beggar and you took no pictures?
PoliticsRe: Notice To All Northerner.... by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:58am On Feb 11, 2015
theV0ice:
cheesy cheesy

There you go again. Should i also descend to your level and make fun of the 3 million Igbos who died in the civil war? or were they all destitutes not up to Abiola's standard?
Their descendants are currently buying up your lands. Lazy people.
PoliticsRe: Notice To All Northerner.... by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:56am On Feb 11, 2015
theV0ice:
It's sad really but my people say ''if you close your eyes because you don't want to see a bad person passing, you might miss a good person passing at the same time too''

If we that are educated can try to work things out, we'll weaken those who have refused to get enlightened.

Dubai and Yemen are examples of Muslim nations ruled by Sharia but i Know you'll love holidays in Dubai. why is that?
If the bolded is the best your elders can come up with as proverb, then I know your tribe must be very intellectually backwards.

About Dubai, We holiday there because they are hypocrites. If they apply their sharia, nobody will go to their country.
PoliticsRe: Notice To All Northerner.... by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:53am On Feb 11, 2015
theV0ice:
There are times you almost sound cool but the bile eating you up upset your balance and you go flailing wildly like somebody suffering from some psychological malaise eager to get even at some perceived enemies.

Yeah i know all about the Igbo free spirit which is why Igbos never had an empire like other tribes in the history of the western Sudan. Every man is his own king...republicans to the core. It's your uniqueness which suits you and none can take away from you yet it didn't stop you from pandering to the whims of the same Northerners you vilify and insult here, in the 1st. 2nd and 3rd republics. Try and desist from the urge to always denigrate others. It won't do you any good other give you a temporary childish sense of triumph.

Every tribe has it's heroes and villains. It's an uneducated mind that lumps everybody together. More Igbos are caught in south east asia for drugs, does that mean i should regard you as a potential heroin mule?
What tribe are you from? Tell us if you are not ashamed of your tribe.
PoliticsRe: Notice To All Northerner.... by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:38am On Feb 11, 2015
theV0ice:
would Ojukwu's escape to Abidjan also be sufficient to tell the story of the Igbos?
A lot better than Abiola offering himself as Sallah ram.
PoliticsRe: Notice To All Northerner.... by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:37am On Feb 11, 2015
9jii:
I really enjoying how 'sickened'our Haters.we must be doing things right.

Dan bakin ciki zaka mutu kan AREWA wallahi.
ta Allah ba taka ba cheesy
LOOK!!! IHEJIRIKA!




grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Stop running. I'm just joking.
PoliticsRe: Notice To All Northerner.... by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:33am On Feb 11, 2015
arewafederation:
I won't let you drag me into your world of stupidity and immorality which is found in people like you who probably is a product of baby factory.



History has shown that the ibo race are destined to serve others and remain second class citizens in Nigeria. Please show some humility when talking to your masters.
Hahaha. See this son of a gateman. Nephew of a shoe shiner. Suya seller that drank cow milk directly from the cow instead of his mother. Useless gworo chewing head knocker with ass facing saudi arabia, (yes, the earth is round). Get a mirror and take a good look at yourself. Then go outside and count the beggars you see on the street, if you see a single Igbo amongst them, may my dick never rise again.
PoliticsRe: Notice To All Northerner.... by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:27am On Feb 11, 2015
citizenY:

STOP IT. wILL IT BE FAIR TO CALL YOU Ijaw?
huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh
You can call me whatever you want. It only hurts if it's true.
PoliticsRe: Notice To All Northerner.... by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:26am On Feb 11, 2015
northernigbo101:
its so unfortunate for d igbos in d north u c dem in all d nook&cranies tryn hard to make a livin, infact uche is d one who supplies buildn materials to one alhaji.. they r now frends wit d alhaji he does'nt luk down on him or is it Ik d spare part dealer eventualy makin enof money to buy a land & now he has a mansion no hausa person has tried2cut short his progress but wen a poor lukn hausa man comes near his shop u c d way he despises him dey so luk down on d comon hausa man in d same north wer dey r makin a livin dey so hostile to d common hausa man.. now wen yawa gas d boys around d hood d remmmbr d wulakanci emeka did to thm.. now on d other hand i dnt knw of any hausa man tht has bn givin d chance to make it in any igbo comunity down east to d extent of makin frends wit chief ogbona.. u guys shud take it ezy on d hate igbos in d north r havn a swell tym dev bn givn a level playn ground cant say tht about our brothtrs up in d east...
You call yourself northernigbo but the way you are writing shows that you went koranic school. Igbos are making it in the north but are not holding northerners back from making it. It is their laziness that is holding them back. No amount of hatred will make Igbos stop being smarter.
PoliticsRe: Notice To All Northerner.... by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:23am On Feb 11, 2015
theV0ice:
you dont follow sheepishly yet Azikiwe partnered with Balewa in the first republic? Yet Ekwueme was VP to Shagari in the second republic? Yet Ojukwu saw no other party to join upon returning from exile than the NPN of the Northerners? Yet Sylvester Ugoh was VP candidate to Bashir Tofa in 1993 with Igbos voting enmasse for their ticket? Yet Daniel Kanu was the cordinator of YEAA that wanted Abacha as life president?

Pls face your troubles with who or whatever is troubling you and let the northerners who have maintained their decorum so far on NL enjoy their thread in peace.

You always seek trouble and when it comes, you start playing victim.
Shows you know nothing about Igbos. We are free spirits. No King. If Azikiwe wants, he can go and dive in the Niger river, that does not mean the we follow him sheepishly.

Did you say decorum? Haha? Is that what the cattle rearers occupying your farm in Abeokuta are telling you? Silence borne out of ignorance, cowardice and laziness is no decorum.
PoliticsRe: Notice To All Northerner.... by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:16am On Feb 11, 2015
atmy:
Go and read Yoruba history very well, you will know that we are fearless and were warlike buy history has taught us to be clever and seel peace with others, forgiving injury for the sake of progress. Through diplomacy we have built our society and avoided using our land as battleground. Am sure u are typing from Lagos, you people will never learn. I assure you ibos will be the greatest victims if anything happens yet they are the loudest. Empty barrels
I don't need to read any mgbati history. I have the video of Oladipo Diya that tells me everything I need to know about you people.
PoliticsRe: Notice To All Northerner.... by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:27pm On Feb 10, 2015
atmy:
The Igbo have consistently shown why they will always be victims in this country and will never rule. U heap abuses on northerners and yet you refuse to leave their land because of greed.
Am proudly Yoruba and christian
I love my northern brothers and sisters.
and lest I forget, Sai Buhari
Spoken like a true slave.
PoliticsRe: Notice To All Northerner.... by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:48pm On Feb 10, 2015
arewafederation:
This thread is proof that Ibos are the problem of this country. Very provocative and ungrateful beings but when they begin to feel the heat, they are first to claim being victimised.


Customized13, can you see how your pathetic kinsmen especially that useless son of Lucifer, Alfaseltzer, are trying to show why Ibos are despised everywhere they go? angry
Oh, because we don't follow you slavishly like the south wasterners begging to be loved, you can't stand us. Ewu n'ebe akwa like you. Next time the heat starts, don't run back to your arab league brothers and british handlers to save your asss.

Bunch of illiterates like you. Maybe you managed to finish primary school and your papa looted southern oil money to buy you a phone so you can spew rubbish here. Nama rearer.
PoliticsRe: Notice To All Northerner.... by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:55pm On Feb 10, 2015
gracile:
Oh mi God :O, just saw they've destroyed the life of that thread
i just hope this one won't go the same way
abokiress
PoliticsRe: Breaking News!!!! Professor Jega Resigned As Inec Chairman by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:34pm On Feb 10, 2015
mrvitalis:
hmmm when the result start to show hope they can stand it??
cos as a nigerian am worried were ths may lead to



i ask how many igbo or ijaw can die for jonathan ??
All your family will first die. Ewu.
PoliticsRe: The Mess That Is The Buhari Certificate Saga - Kennedy Emetulu by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:06am On Feb 10, 2015
ShowYourCertificate:
This is a very insightful and unbiased piece. For those who are lazy to read, the summary is this:

Buhari fulfilled section 131d of the constitution concerning his academic requirement. All he needed was to attached his First School Leaving Certificate and also state his year of service in the Military. But he shot himself in the foot by lying under oath.
Except he has no first school leaving certificate.
Buhari has nothing.
PoliticsRe: Do We Have Hausas On Nairaland At All? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:30pm On Feb 09, 2015
They first have to read and then know how to write.

Don't worry, the first batch of Jonathan's almajiri school graduates will soon flood NL in a few years.
CrimeRe: Ogun Fulani Herdsmen Rape, Kill Mother Of Three by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:48pm On Feb 09, 2015
HAHAHAHAHAH

Buhari is the saviour of South West

hahahahahahahahaha

They will vote him en masse.
PoliticsRe: JEGA, going! going!! gone!!! ''Clueless'' GEJ Outfoxes APC and JEGA by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:07pm On Feb 09, 2015
op, no mind them.

A clueless Biafran doesn't exist.
PoliticsRe: Here Is The Message I Got From Buhari Support Organisation by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:59pm On Feb 08, 2015
That sounds like the message of a loser.
EducationRe: This Is A Mathematics Braintest... by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:12pm On Feb 08, 2015
Her mum conceived barely legal. Ashawo mama.
PoliticsRe: US Condemns Postponement Of Nigeria’s Elections by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:57pm On Feb 08, 2015
django1:
Ode, they were deeply embroiled in their own war with Vietnam, the world don't revolve around you.
And today they have no more wars?
PoliticsRe: Lagosians Make We Protest This Election Postponement Naaaa by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:50pm On Feb 08, 2015
lol
PoliticsRe: A Reporter Asked Obama If Its Possible To Postpone Election , See Answer by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:14pm On Feb 08, 2015
Firstly, all lies. Secondly, we are not US.

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