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Christianity Etc › Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:29am On Nov 06, 2014

gatiano:
noah's boat was 300 cubit long, 50 cubit wide and 30 cubit in height. that is ratio 10 to 5 to 3. check any ship or carrier or cruiser, or yacht or simple canoe, their dimension is always 10 to 5 to 3, if not, it won't float. that is not the issue here, the issue is whether it was real, yes it was real, but it didn't engulf the wholeworld. it should probably be europe or the mid east.

Bible says otherwise. Stop blaspheming or else...

Genesis 7:17-21

17 The flood continued for forty days on the earth. The waters increased and bore up the ark, and it rose high above the earth. 18 The waters prevailed and increased greatly on the earth, and the ark floated on the face of the waters. 19 And the waters prevailed so mightily on the earth that all the high mountains under the whole heaven were covered. 20 The waters prevailed above the mountains, covering them fifteen cubits deep. 21 And all flesh died that moved on the earth, birds, livestock, beasts, all swarming creatures that swarm on the earth, and all mankind.

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:50pm On Nov 05, 2014

Seun can you unban me please.

Christianity Etc › Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:49pm On Nov 05, 2014

texanomaly:
Love?

Yes. We love thee. kiss

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Christianity Etc › Re: Photo Of The Day: I Will Pray As Long As I Have Breath » Psalm 116:2 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:23pm On Nov 05, 2014

Some bend down for other things.

Christianity Etc › Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:22pm On Nov 05, 2014

Yooguyz:
Its not just a suggestion, its an educated suggestion based on facts. I believe wholeheartedly the story.

Me too. I believe he captured ebola in a test tube and made sure bed bugs got enough food. Didn't even forget the mosquitoes and butterflies!

doG is great! hall-a akbar

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Christianity Etc › Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:11pm On Nov 05, 2014

texanomaly:
I love you too Hun.

Here we go again: me, myself and I.

Christianity Etc › Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 7:46pm On Nov 05, 2014

honourhim:
He will soon attack your gladness as usual.

No need. Nothing can cure the selfishness of a true xtian.

Christianity Etc › Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 6:33pm On Nov 05, 2014

rutibaby:
What if God said u are NOT leaving this world now?
What if He heals u?
What if u die now, where will u spend eternity?
How prepared are u?

FATHER! LET UR HEALING POWER COME UPON THIS PERSON. IJN. BELIEVE IT AND IT SHALL BE WELL. YOU WILL BOUNCE BACK TO HEALTH SOON. AMEN.

Is your father on Nairaland as well?

What of your mum? No message to her?

Christianity Etc › Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 5:18pm On Nov 05, 2014

texanomaly:
How are feeling today Alfa?

Alive.

Christianity Etc › Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 2:42pm On Nov 05, 2014

Single ladies ^^^.

And a dying Alfa male.

This world is vanity. SMH.

Christianity Etc › Re: Religion Section Award 2014 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:39pm On Nov 05, 2014

striktlymi:
If my memory serves me correctly, the only exception was last year. I wonder where your master got the bold from. If the case had been that every year members put in effort only for it to be thwarted at the end, then I would have agreed with you but that is not the case.

Once in enough. We Satanists try not to make mistakes and when we do we avoid repeating it.

Christianity Etc › Re: Religion Section Award 2014 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:41pm On Nov 05, 2014

striktlymi:
Why did he say no?

because it's unwise to repeat the same thing every year and expect a different result.

Christianity Etc › Re: Religion Section Award 2014 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:49pm On Nov 04, 2014

striktlymi:
You have already started something. I will surely be here to back you up. I think you should draw up a plan of action. You may want to seek out the help of Alfa in mapping out your strategy.

Satan says no.

Christianity Etc › Re: Religion Section Award 2014 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:42pm On Nov 04, 2014

striktlymi:
I vote we have an award night this year. That should spice things up a bit.

Problem is getting outstanding members for 2014.

I think efforts put in by members in 2013 should also be considered.

In other words, let's elect 2013 winner?

Christianity Etc › Re: Religion Section Award 2014 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:37pm On Nov 04, 2014

there was none last year. Killed by the muslim, mukina2.

Christianity Etc › Where Is Mynd44? by AlfaSeltzer(op): 1:08pm On Nov 04, 2014

Just noticed we have only 1 mod here.

Is sanity returning to Seun?

Christianity Etc › Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 2:55pm On Nov 03, 2014

waldigit:
I liked this with tears dripping from my eyes and I join to ask this question where is God in all these . But His Spirit in me answers. I am everywhere. He is Omnipresent. He is God. The misery of all time . I rest my case.

You must be special.

Christianity Etc › Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:45am On Nov 03, 2014

I can see that there will be joy in many places at the announcement of my death.

Christianity Etc › Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:13pm On Nov 02, 2014

rationalmind:
But you could also die before then

I have less than 6 months.

Christianity Etc › Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:12pm On Nov 02, 2014

texanomaly:
How old do you think I am

I don't know. You refused to tell me about yourself.

Christianity Etc › Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:11pm On Nov 02, 2014

rationalmind:
Early/mid thirties

Ha!

Christianity Etc › Re: What Christians Ignore About Modesty by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:48pm On Nov 02, 2014

ajibam, are you really a babe?

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Christianity Etc › Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 7:46pm On Nov 02, 2014

honourhim:
Die your own first. Na your own die be the in-thing now so face am. I will die when it is God's time for me

You may probably die before me.
How wonderful it is to know the hour.

Christianity Etc › Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 2:31pm On Nov 02, 2014

LordReed:
Advanced humans who can't detect sarcasm. LoL

Can you?

Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Really Feed Around 5000 Men With Just 2 Fishes And 5 Loaves Of Bread? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:27pm On Nov 02, 2014

gatiano:
this is a shocker, can you show me where it is in the bible or quran or can you give details?

John 21:25

25 Now there are also many other things that Jesus did. Were every one of them to be written, I suppose that the world itself could not contain the books that would be written.

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Christianity Etc › Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 2:19pm On Nov 02, 2014

LordReed:
Yeah, Jesus went on the internet and broadcast to random strangers his impending death while feigning not to care for sympathy. LoL

jesus is the son of god, a prince of heaven that rides on a donkey. stop confusing him with advanced humans.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Really Feed Around 5000 Men With Just 2 Fishes And 5 Loaves Of Bread? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:11pm On Nov 02, 2014

Yes he did. He also inseminated 756 virgins that same night in a tent in Galilee.

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Christianity Etc › Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 2:09pm On Nov 02, 2014

LordReed:
LoL! And how does that bear any relevance to your hoax?

When jesus claimed he was going to die soon, some scoffers also called it a hoax.

Christianity Etc › Re: Top Reasons Many Christian Ladies May Never Marry by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:25pm On Nov 02, 2014

Aversion to beauty products.

Christianity Etc › Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 12:23pm On Nov 02, 2014

LordReed:
Worry about a hoax? LoL! You sure seem to be a sucker for them.

Her grandfather colonised your grandfather. She knows exactly what she's doing. Don't underestimate her.

Christianity Etc › Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 12:22pm On Nov 02, 2014

texanomaly:
Whether he likes it or not, I will worry about him.

I know. I love you too but I belong to Satan.

Christianity Etc › Re: How Far Is Heaven??? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:10am On Nov 02, 2014

wirelessssss:
This should be in the joke section

Exactly! Xtianity is a joke.

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