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texanomaly:
I'm glad something is helping.

Why do you xtians think everything is about you?

Even a dying man's travails is now about your gladness! WHY?

I want to leave this xtian-filled world earlier. Satan please hurry and take your servant home.

honourhim:
Nope. My destination is heaven while you ve chosen hell. We are two parallel lines that can never meet except if you are ready to give your life to Jesus now that you are still alive. God help you. Amen.

When are you going to die?

MrPresident1:
Sukkot don tell you say him be babalawo/herbalist, why not give him a trial.

Because I want to die in peace.

texanomaly:
How are you feeling today Alfa?

Just back from the hospital. Will have to stop going there. Very demoralising.
A few beer is helping though.

honourhim:
Ok. You will get there.

We all will.

honourhim:
O boy wetin you still dey do for this world? I think say you go don die by now. Why you dey waste time to go see your master for hell? Wayo man.

It's not easy to die but we'll get there. Have faith.

theunusualmoon:
......................
Even if the mosquito cared,you still needed to make a decision

The mosquito was real.

doG on the other hand...

I was angry a mosquito yesterday.

I don't think the mosquito cared. So I killed it.

jdilight:
Congratulations

same to you.

jesus cries
jesus is god
god cries

LordReed:
I am going to take this with a pinch of salt because I once ask you a question regarding this situation. Seems to me like you just want to sample people's reactions.

ok.

jdilight:
Hahaha, your funny. Doctors deal on facts we Christians deal on truth. Truth over rules facts. Fact rule the physical world, truth rules the spiritual world. If your were a true christian, note the word true because there are many false Christians. You will move over from the fact of the doctors to the truth of God and not die.

The question is, if the Christians were right. Will you love to be in hell?

yes

asalimpo:
you wont be there,being an atheists, so this question doesnt need to bother u.

it should bother you.

sukkot:
it is I my kind sir, emperor AlfaSeltzer. now how can we heal you and bring you back from the jaws of death ? do tell us what this ailment is that plagues ye

I don't need no healing. I am ready to meet my Master.

larrymoore:
why are u so desperate about hell? Hell is no fun.

Maybe not. But it's a lot more better than heaven.

torchwave:
Alfa, since your mind is made up to serve the devil till death, what can I say, farewell.

Don't you worry your head about the certainty of the afterlife...you'll have your wish to meet Satan...and what is more, you'll even spend eternity with him...side by side.

Shows that God grants everyone the desires of their hearts. Alfa, you have my God to thank for helping you fulfil your expectation of eternity with the devil, don't you think?

Why do you still blame God after He graciously provided a way for you to finally realize your heart's desire of spending eternity in hell with Satan? I really don't understand.

You misunderstand me bro. I don't blame god. I question his boastful powerlessness. I question his claims.
And you are wrong. god provided nothing to me. Satan saved me. Satan was my emancipator from the dictatorial state of god. This is why I long to meet Satan and my imminent death is very exciting.
Unlike you god worshipers, the nearer the grave approaches, the happier I am.

sukkot:
my bros you need KJV. NIV is diluted and it is God that gives diseases not satan. satan works for God.

deut 28 vs 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring upon thee, until thou be destroyed.

Is that you obadiah?

Honeypot62:
Hello bro, i won't want you to die cuz i love you so much... Can we have a private chat?

Sorry, I'm not gay.

Secondly, it's not about what you want.

Rilwayne001:
May the healing hands of Allah be on you, and you will be cure of your diseases. I pray he forgive you your sins.

Tufiakwa!

How can a God give people genetic diseases and claims to love them?

I wish I can meet him just for 10 minutes face to face before embarking on the road to Hell.

MrPresident1:
Sorry to burst your bubble AlfaSeltzer, you ain't going to hell cos hell ain't no place but a set of conditions (Psalm 9:17). As a Negro, you are currently in hell, and satan is your master in this hell.

If it is true that you are about to die, then you are just going to rest.

Given your antecedents here, it is safe to say that will reincarnate into the kingdom of God as a very lowly one, one of the lowliest people in the kingdom of God. See Negros are the Israelites of the Bible and the good book says all Israel will be saved.

I'm already in hell? I thought I was in the valley of dry bones.
I'm sure God would not want me in his kingdom even as a slave 'cos I'll abuse and insult him for eternity and he couldn't do anything about it.

texanomaly:
Alfa?

yes dear?

Nobleval:
no. You're going to heaven.

Impossible.

4C2215131:
Since you love Satan so much, you should apppeal to him to heal your ailment. He does have the power to heal you know.

Doctor's heal ailments. Satan gives wisdom.

Nobleval:
safe journey dear.

Thanks, but to where?
Please reassure me that I'm going to Hell.

Ajibam:
Reply my mails, alfa..

I can't now. I'm on a friend's PC.

texanomaly:
Please tell me this is a joke Alfa.

I can tell you that if it makes you fell better.
But the truth is I will soon depart this world.
Maybe I should have kept my mouth shut.

deebrain:
You won't die....







In the name of Jesus Christ.

Back to sender.

CrazyMan:
You'll be very surprised when you realize that there's actually life after death.

I just hope it won't be too late.

I hope so too. I don't want to miss Satan.

Ajibam:
Cause one hardly knows when you are serious!

Oh! I'm always serious. I have a rare incurable disease which I can't mention here so as not to reveal my identity because somebody that knows me might be able to put 2 & 2 together. The disease is genetic so doctors are actually amazed that I have survived this long. These past two weeks have been hell but my medication is helping. Doctors expect me to die at any moment but are optimistic that I may have up to 6 months, maximum 9 to live.

Don't worry about me. I die with the confidence that all of you reading this will also die one day. Some may even die before me.
My worry is to no longer exist like the atheists said. Scary.