₦airaland Forum

Tomytomy3:
If you know the power in spoken words, you won't be spewing this crap. Anyway, God will help you get to hell quicker than you thought. RIP in advance.

I'm sure he knows the way. Afterall, he constructed it. Didn't he?

texanomaly:
I hope you have some sort of support system...family, friends.

All xtians, even the wife. Don't need such negativity around me at this moment.

shdemidemi:
I have a child that never ask me for the necessary things he needs. All he ask are stupid things like sweetie, games et al which I try to provide sometimes. But he would never ask me for the university he is going to go to, the course he will take, how we have a house to live in, where the next meal will come from. I don't blame him for this because he is only a child. Like my child, you are only being a (spiritual babe) child when you go to God asking for frivolities (you might not see them as that).

Look for God through His Word alone and stop being vain. Christianity is not a SELFIE call, rather it is a call to SERVICE.

Hebrew saying: A foolish father begets a foolish son.

There's blood in my sperm. My mistress has stopped answering my calls.

Is joagbaje still on Nairaland?
Will he post again?

sukkot:
what end ? lol. you got cancer ? you do know there are alternative ways to cure cancer right ?

my affliction is worse than cancer. There's no cure. Only death.

texanomaly:
Alfa?

How are you feeling today?

Great. The end is near.

Weah96:
But the holy spirit isn't HUMAN though. A drone bee and a queen bee are still members of the same species.

A union with the holy spirit could not have produced a human being, let alone a MALE human.

Then, it's Gabriel!

In apomictic parthenogenesis, the offspring are clones of the mother and hence are usually (except for aphids) female. In the case of aphids, parthenogenetically produced males and females are clones of their mother except that the males lack one of the X chromosomes (XO).[22]

When meiosis is involved, the sex of the offspring will depend on the type of sex determination system and the type of apomixis. In species that use the XY sex-determination system, parthenogenetic offspring will have two X chromosomes and are female. In species that use the ZW sex-determination system the offspring genotype may be one of ZW (female),[18][19] ZZ (male), or WW (non-viable in most species[21] but a fertile,[dubious – discuss] viable female in a few (e.g., boas)).[21] ZW offspring are produced by endoreplication before meiosis or by central fusion.[18][19] ZZ and WW offspring occur either by terminal fusion[21] or by endomitosis in the egg cell.

In polyploid obligate parthenogens like the whiptail lizard, all the offspring are female.[17]

In many hymenopteran insects such as honeybees, female eggs are produced sexually, using sperm from a drone father, while the production of further drones (males) depends on the queen (and occasionally workers) producing unfertilised eggs. This means that females (workers and queens) are always diploid, while males (drones) are always haploid, and produced parthenogenetically.

I think the holy spirit was the drone.

@op, god doesn't do biology.

Chrisbenogor:
Sirjohn,
I am calling you out, you did a good job until you decided to not finish that which you started. Maybe you want to collect 500k but is that enough for you to "sell your soul" .
We need to know for sure if this guy runs a miracle factory, today it is Jeff tomorrow innocent people will go to him to cure HIV. The clock is ticking, at the very least bare it all and let it be known that this man cannot perform any miracles.

Tick tok.......

Why don't you go and do your own investigation?

I am very proud of joagbaje. It is not easy to deceive thousands of people like this single-handedly.

Joe, you are da man. Carry on, carry go.

lastchild:
1... Anger,uncontrolled one
2... Unclear voice speaking to my ears
3... Seeing shadows(but it has stopped after some water sacrifice
4... Breaking friendships,we are friends today,tomorrow we are enemies
5... Constant sex in the dream and chasing away earthly woman
6... (This is my major problem) Blocked all my ways of income,favor and luck,have sold all I have in this world,back to my parents house,failure in everything I put my hands to


Her name is yachikka,the demon that is possessing me,I know her very well,I inherited it from my father and I've been battling her since 2008

My problem is how to get her out without her returning

Schizophrenia

tbaba1234:
My agreement or disagreement is irrelevant, i have no say. The man made a decision by himself.

Hypocrites and their strawman fallacies. Who is asking you about relevancy? Or whether you have a say?

lastchild:
1... Anger,uncontrolled one
2... Unclear voice speaking to my ears
3... Seeing shadows(but it has stopped after some water sacrifice
4... Breaking friendships,we are friends today,tomorrow we are enemies
5... Constant sex in the dream and chasing away earthly woman
6... (This is my major problem) Blocked all my ways of income,favor and luck,have sold all I have in this world,back to my parents house,failure in everything I put my hands to


Her name is yachikka,the demon that is possessing me,I know her very well,I inherited it from my father and I've been battling her since 2008

My problem is how to get her out without her returning

What a sweet name.

tbaba1234:
That is Seun's decision, not mine.

Which you agree with.

lastchild:
please where can I find this sanatorium ?

I need it if they can actually divorce this spiritual wife

Why do you want a divorce? She doesn't know how to do or what?

Maybe he's not really your father and he knows it. Speak to your mum.

lastchild:
check all your threads to see if I've ever commented,that's to show you that I don't even know if you exist in nairaland

You following me up and down shows you are my fan,a fan following a fool,then who's a bigger fool?

You are not just intelligent

I thought you didn't want to be here anymore?

I thank Satan for this thread.

Joe, you should ignore and not pay any money to that hypocrite. We are in this world to make money and live the good life. You are doing it very well. Don't give it away except if it helps you earn more.

Poor powerless doG needs you to defend him. Sorry.

plaetton:
Well, if it controls all sattelites and missile guidance systems, it will just " back to sender you " .

But I agree with your second point.
Selfservice in lonely cave would be the best security against sky-monsters of all types.

That's why I precised a self-propelled one. No external control after it's fired. Not linked to any guidance system.

Saraha1:
Na wa oh!
This God gently oh.
Ha!





Hmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!

i think god is gay.

plaetton:
It seems that way, but a Quantum computer hooked up to the internet would also control all telecom networks, all satellite and tv signals, all computerized government files, bank accounts, web-enabled cctvs, air traffic control radars and computers, all weapons of mass destruction, even your local traffic lights.

So, it could truly be the omniscient omnipotent sky monster that religious blokes have been hoping for.

A well aimed self propelling missile will solve the problem of such quantum computer god.
Unlike the true god, if I hide in a cave and self-service, it can't see me.

plaetton:
I clearly get your point.
Now, the day manage to build a Quantum Computer , then plug it into the internet is the day we would have a created a conscious, an omnicient and omnipotent god.
That is indeed a terrifying thought.

No it is not. You just log off and the god is no use to you.

you are not fighting any battles. you are just a deluded fool with psychological problems.

Kay17:
It is strange to condemn the few helpers and empathizers we have in the world by saying help itself is ironically harmful.

Help to do what exactly?

Some Nigerian beggars resort to fear mongering and threats. Once, one entered our bus, told us a story of how he used to be an armed robber but Jesus saved him and he repented. Then he asked for money. When people were reluctant to give him money, he said that if he were still an armed robber and carrying a gun, all of us would be giving him thousands but now that he is asking gently no one wants to give. He said it in a very menacing tone and people started giving him money.
Another time, I was at a motor park and one came and told me that he is a local dibia and that he has just seen the evil that my enemies have planned for me in the village. He said I should give him 5000 naira there and then so he can buy things to undo the village juju. He said if I didn't undo the juju, very bad things will happen to me that month.

Kay17:
What is wrong? the means of providing help or the help itself?

both.

If your parents carried you around all the time, you would never have walked.

You should apply it to yourself first.

honourhim:
The questions you asked are irrelevant here. The aim of the OP was to detach himself from God since we christians preach that God created man. He felt that being conceived detaches him from being part of God's creation, unfortunately for him, the "conceive" he talked about is still linked to God.
Bro leave your diversionary tactics. The aim of the OP has been defeated and thats the end of the story. I' dont beg people to believe the bible. Your unbelief doesnt change anything. Many people have left bible to join atheism or other belief. Since they left, the world hasnt become a better place rather the world is still sinking from evil to evil. The same evil they read in the bible that made a lot of them hate God. Feel free with whatever you want to believe.

All this blabbing instead of answering a simple question. these xtians sef.

honourhim:
You people are talking as if pro creation and conceive are strange to the bible. God created the first male and female and ask them to be fruitful and multiply. Since then, conception and giving birth has been taking place from bible time till now. Eve conceived and gave birth to Cain and Abel. On and on its being going till now. What's this noise about being conceived and not created? As if its a new discovery. Abeg make we hear word jor.

Genesis 1:27,28.

27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.


Genesis 4:1,2.

 And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bare Cain, and said, I have gotten a man from the Lord.

2 And she again bare his brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper of sheep, but Cain was a tiller of the ground.

OK. So, are you created or conceived?