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Christianity EtcRe: I Was Not Created. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:30am On Nov 12, 2014
bossminded:
Shakespeare and newton..cool

What about the other I asked?

Now we come back to books again, had it been at the front of the bible it was written clearly that "this book was written by God"
What u have blived?...lol

Ask ur sef this question, what about if truly there is God and it was on the last day u got to know....

There are a lot of things that I would tell u, that would shock u....

Knowing about God and knwing God

Re 2 different tinz.....
Comparing your God to Shakespeare and Newton. LOL. I hope you realise that those men are dead.
Christianity EtcRe: Giving Money To Beggars Isn’t Kindness, It’scruelty by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:26am On Nov 12, 2014
For those that lack understanding, let me state that I am an African. I hate charities that keep fellow Africans in poverty by giving them free money.
Christianity EtcRe: Giving Money To Beggars Isn’t Kindness, It’scruelty by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:23am On Nov 12, 2014
Omexonomy:
please kindly stop all these ur yeye hatred on fellow africans. What will it cost you to if you give N5 to begger or contribute N500 to motherless baby home and home for the aged
A lot of free education peeps here.
Christianity EtcRe: Giving Money To Beggars Isn’t Kindness, It’scruelty by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:22am On Nov 12, 2014
bossminded:
If Africans are scum then ur father or ur father's father or ur father's father's father that happens to have an Africa heritage is what?
SMH. Ask for a refund of your tuition.
Christianity EtcRe: I Was Not Created. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:59pm On Nov 11, 2014
bossminded:
because God's word is a mirror to me, it says I was created in d image of God
It also said that you are vanity.
Christianity EtcRe: I Was Not Created. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:36pm On Nov 11, 2014
honourhim:
Does this change anything? I wonder the big deal in your point since you ll still die whether created or conceived.
Does your being gay change anything as you will still shag?
Christianity EtcRe: Did Jesus Christ Have Long Hair? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:57pm On Nov 11, 2014
Yes.
He also had a dress and loved being surrounded by men.
Just like this guy.

https://img5.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/k/8/k8e6yph3muj55j3.jpg?djet1p5k
Christianity EtcRe: I Was Not Created. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 4:44pm On Nov 11, 2014
thaoriginator:
Who let this psycho out again.. !
na your whole family be psycho.
Christianity EtcRe: I Was Not Created. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 4:43pm On Nov 11, 2014
bossminded:
What is ur definition of nonsense?
None.

Pick up a dictionary.
Christianity EtcRe: I Was Not Created. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 3:44pm On Nov 11, 2014
bossminded:
No we re nt..... have u nt read in d bible dt "ye are gods"
the bible is actually full of nonsense.
Christianity EtcI Was Not Created. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 3:38pm On Nov 11, 2014
I was conceived.

If you were created, then you are not human.
Christianity EtcRe: Thank You Satan by AlfaSeltzer(op): 1:12pm On Nov 11, 2014
texanomaly:
What's up Alfa?
Hi. I'm up. wink
Christianity EtcRe: Great Verses From The Bible, ... That Christians Are Ashamed Of. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:42am On Nov 11, 2014
holyhassan:
it really says joystickhuh
Ask Seun.
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Punishment For Not Going To Church? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:53am On Nov 09, 2014
Bootylicious:
No punishment, it wasn't stated anywhere in the bible that you'll be punished, your heart is your 1st church. Just let your character and behaviour in your new environment glorify God then pray and study the word of God constantly.
I agree with you. Churches are useless.
Christianity EtcRe: Giving Money To Beggars Isn’t Kindness, It’scruelty by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:25am On Nov 09, 2014
I wholly agree. This is why I stopped giving to charities and hate those that "help" Africans. They are scum.
FamilyRe: Bearded Ladies, How Do You Cope? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:31pm On Nov 08, 2014
Eyop:
Is this the real Ishilove cheesy grin
Yes but much darker. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Bearded Ladies, How Do You Cope? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:30pm On Nov 08, 2014
Ishilove:
You should see my chin now. Mum says it is "nkriki-nkriko". Bumps, zits, ingrown hair and other nasties. So rough. sad angry

I don't allow most peeps touch my chin because I don't want them to feel the sharp edges of the biabia, except of course, my mum and sibs, when they want to inspect the beard. Bro calls my enemy 'Oliver de Coque', and threatens to rub hair fertiliser on my chin when I'm sleeping. Lol grin

My admirers and toasters alike have no issues with the biabia. I'm very hairy, so it isn't a surprise that the hair extended to my chin. Mum says "whoever will like you will like you, biabia or not."

Even my eyebrows sef are full enough to plait shuku and base. It seems God gave me all the hair on the production line that day. Smh. God is great grin
Planet of the apes comes to mind.
Maybe you should audition.
FamilyRe: Bearded Ladies, How Do You Cope? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:26pm On Nov 08, 2014
Ishilove:
You learn to cope with it noni. I was 18 when the hair began sprouting on my chin with vigour and panache. The irony is I was among the wicked students that was laughing at a female classmate whose face was marked with biabia just two years previously, in SS3. Two years later, my own start to grow with a vengeance. grin

So how do I cope? I started by using my fingers to pluck them. When the biabia became too many, I moved to depilatories. The first one was named 'Anti-depil' hair remover. Then I moved to another one ''All Clear" hair remover. That one is very nice. Even has a free moisturiser in it grin

However, I noticed that the more I used it, the thicker the biabia became. What I mean is this: the shaft of a strand of beard is thick, even thicker than the hair on my head. Infact, I had to shave with the depilatory every four days.

It got to a point that I became vexed with it and let it grow out in all it's hirsute glory. angry
I'm filing for divorce!
Christianity EtcRe: If Muslim Men Get 72 Virgins What Do Muslim Women Get? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:24pm On Nov 08, 2014
Ontarget:
People, please wake up. Prophet of God does not 'killed nor raped' children (nor have 13 wife and many mistresses). Therefore, Muhammad must be an agent of Satan... and Quran is a Satanic Books. Please wake up before it is too late. Please wake up before Your life expire.
The Holy Prophet of God is in paradise today with his fellow murderers and child rapists Moses, Elijah, Abraham, David etc.

The Gates of Hell is forever closed to those evil men. Let them enjoy heaven and yahweh. May your mum enter heaven. Amen.
Christianity EtcRe: 13flaws Of Atheism by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:11pm On Nov 07, 2014
JackBizzle:
Another christian TOOLBAG copies and pastes LIES.


YAWN.


FrancisTony, you need common-sense!
logicboy? is that u?
Christianity EtcRe: The More I Grow The More I Get Confused With Religion by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:05pm On Nov 07, 2014
op, don't let the atheists confuse you. god is real. just try to avoid him and your life will be marvelous.
Christianity EtcRe: Question For Jws And Muslims by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:55pm On Nov 07, 2014
but who taught doG how to write?
CelebritiesRe: King Sunny Ade’s 7 Beautiful Wives by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:52pm On Nov 07, 2014
Some tribes really wave the ugliness gene.
Car TalkRe: Why I'll Never Buy A Tokunbo Car Again by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:25am On Nov 07, 2014
My advice is to stop buying second hand anything. Since the late 90s, companies have started doing what they call, planned obsolescence. This means they deliberately make things to not last long forcing you to continually buy parts. And the parts cost too much to worth it. So the best thing is to lease a new product and give it back as soon as the warranty period expires.
Christianity EtcRe: If God Is Only Good, How Can You Explain These Five Verses? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:31am On Nov 07, 2014
mooremedia:
hmmmm
I ponder on stuff Like this too...
but, the bible speaks more of God being good
so I'll rather stick with that.
Where?
Christianity EtcRe: The GREATEST Engineer and Designer by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:08am On Nov 07, 2014
what if the aszhole wasn't near the pudenda? doG is great.
Christianity EtcRe: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:23pm On Nov 06, 2014
gatiano:
i was merely stating the size of the ark, not who and what went inside, obviously, the was not a world wide flooding, and it was not all animals of the world. the devil just wants you to give him all the thankyou for saving the whole world and letting you think that through him alone can the world be saved (my version). you are not a christian if you don't have the Quran and equally, you are not a muslim if you don't have the Bible. for one is a witness to the other and it clarifies the truth openly.
You should read verse 21 very well. All flesh, means every living being. Read the whole chapter even and you will see that there's no ambiguity that all earth was flooded.
Christianity EtcRe: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:20pm On Nov 06, 2014
Weah96:
Noah also found two black people hiding in the woods near his cabin.

That's how we all got here. Hahaha.
Yes, And somewhere along the line, we dropped our jewish names and started calling ourselves olukoye, jide, musa, chidi, ngozi etc.
Christianity EtcRe: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:31am On Nov 06, 2014
astronautog:
ok may b in the atlantic but the part where u said plane fly over bemurda triangle that shows how de-informed u are do a google search on it.if thousand of planets can be void with no single life on them y can't earth b covered with water??oga proof oya explain how life exist only on earth when they are thousand of planets out there!!!use ur head God is real JESUS is the only way
No. Life does not exist only on earth. Even the bible is full of examples extraterrestials vising us. You xtians just love contradicting your holy bible.

About the water covering the earth, where did it come from? where did it evaporate to?

The pic below is the flight path of only one airline from US to the carribeans going through the said triangle.
https://bermudatrianglenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Bermuda-Triangle-Flight-Path.jpg

Note that all planes going from europe to the carribean fly over that triangle. Base your affirmations on facts not folk tales.
Christianity EtcRe: Religion Section Award 2014 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:47am On Nov 06, 2014
sonOfLucifer:
Why was the Chrestard banned?
Impersonating a woman. Probably. cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:45am On Nov 06, 2014
tranxo:
EVERYTHING that God's hand is in often goes beyond human comprehension - that's where faith kicks in to take you the rest of the way. The story of Noah's Ark is more of spiritual than physical, for God is spirit.
So it didn't happen?
Christianity EtcRe: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:39am On Nov 06, 2014
astronautog:
and how do an atheist tell me that life suddenly started earth moon millions of stars galaxies suddenly came into existence doesn't sound logical,talkin of logical how do u explain a place where no plane can fly over or throughhuham talkin abt bemurda triangle located in pacific ocean doesn't sound logical abi??yet it is one of the mystery humans are yet to uncover.the truth is that life its self is a mystery and notin abt it is logical the more u try to underrstan it the more u lose it
what mysteries are you on about?
the so called triangle is in atlantic ocean, not pacific and planes fly over it everyday.

there are proofs of lives that existed millions of years ago but no single proof of flood covered earth.

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