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texanomaly: I've answered most of these questions here on NL before. Why are you interested anyway?

I'm interested because I like you.
You are very likeable unlike the other ogbanjes that troll this forum.

I can see that there's a JomecsG that sent me an email. I can't access it now as I'm in a spacecraft. So say what you want to say here. Cheers.

texanomaly: OMG...That must be it. I'm afraid I might fall madly in love with you.

My love I must resist.

Typical mammalia femalia. Already talking about falling in love. Do you also want to marry and have alfa babies?

I just asked you to tell me about yourself and your imagination is already running wild.

To start with, how young are you. Are you married, divorced, widowed? Children? How many? Occupation? Please answer.

texanomaly: You are a married man. I don't think so.

Are you afraid?

As a Satanist, I can never force you to do what you don't want. Maybe you are afraid you wont be able to resist my charms. WHat's wrong with that? Please let's meet first and see what happens afterwards.

Or you can tell me about yourself here.

texanomaly: Are you feeling left out Hun?

I can tell you what I'm feeling when we meet.

[size=5pt](Humming Marvin Gaye)[/size]

texanomaly: I told them offline.

Wanna meet?
offline?

xtians are the most stupiid gullible people I ever met.
they so fuckin' hate themselves, especially the african ones.

SamIkenna: This is laughable. It's seems all Nigerian eyes are on the Jews these days. But I have a question for these eyes: How many of you would choose Saudi over Israel if the two nations were the only options left in the universe to live in?

Let's bring it home a bit. How many would choose Borno state Nigeria, over Israel? The answer is none. One thing is common with ardent Israel bashers - they're all hypocrites. I urge all of you to purge yourselves of the existing hate you endlessly breed for your fellow Nigerians, your fellow Africans, and people of other faiths first before raising a finger at Jews.

World's 15 million jewelry have given the world what 1.2 billion Africans have failed to give humanity. They have tasted a kind of hell no other nation big or small has ever come close to and yet they bounced back. If a million Jews are intolerant, as bad as it is, is it worse than over 1 billion intolerant Muslims? Is it worse than the extremist Muslims killing Nigerians especially the middle belters since 1945? You bet the answer.

How many of you hypocrites have looked up, helped, or consoled any of the victims of terrorism in Nigeria? You see; you can't even help your neighbor but you want to pretend you love the Greek or Armenian that was spat on in Israel. What a joke! My advice to you all is to face Nigeria and endeavor to make it better. Quit your 'Jew' obsession and help Nigeria export knowledge to the rest of the world instead of the current endless breed and export of boko haram, shekau, ogwuche, underwear bomber, and 2 Nigerian-British broad-day light butchers/terrorists.

The Jew that spits is far better than a fellow country man that hates, supports terror, and decapitates at will.

Look at this brainwashed eediott!

You just spit out lame propaganda coupled with fallacies and are impressing the gullible.

People like you make me sick.

brown noser

texanomaly: Sorry. Went to the wrong thread.

I am not secretive. I have told many people about my life.

but not me.

Chinyeresandra: I love God!Ur hatred cannot change what I and other faithfuls feel about him.Since you hate him,tell him to his face!

Chichi baby, I feel you.
I used to talk like you until I read god's book.
Have you read it yet?

So Tex dear, why are you sooo secretive about your life?

texanomaly: I'm good. So what's on your mind? Can I help?

so Tex, meet me is my chatbox.

To think that a simple antibiotic can kill God.

TheBigUrban2: I find you to be seriously irrational. You come from country that has polytheistic pagan roots and you are shouting that various religions in various cultures advocate one God.

Don't mind that product of foreign brainwashing.

I can see that my own facts have been hidden.

Foolish bus driver. No wonder he ended up driving a bus around town. They don't get dumber than this.

I guess on sunday he gave that same pastor 10% of his earnings.

pacretus: ooo.boy do u knw dat u ar harming urself.pls run away frm watever is draging ur brain into dis mens.
Now let me enlighten u more on dat particular scripture dat seems to b destroying u because u lack d spirit of christ dat opens up his word to us.
1..never mistake man's selfishness wit jehovahs mercy...jeremiah was only tinkn of himself not d good of others.God had previously warn dem but for his mercy sake relented frm carrying it out.so once again he sent jeremiah but just lik jonah he was angry at God for not destroying pple lik.you who are so stupid nd blind to knw dat jehovah rules in d affairs of men.so guy better repent.oo#endtime tins.be warned!!!.

there's always a reason why god should disobey his own rules. we know. that's not the point.

So I stopped my car for some South korean students to cross the road, and they all thanked me by bowing to me as they cross. I didn;t know what to think.

Anyway, in Ore, I saw things I can't mention, but I was amazed at the number of old cars of many colours that these people drive. I marvel at how those cars manage to start in the morning.

sweet 16

crown86: Aside the fact that the Ahinoam the daughter of Ahimaaz would be too old for David to marry and would have reach menopausal age. There is another twist to it.

Ahinoam the Jezreelites and Abigail followed David together with his followers to the land of Philistines to escape from Saul. During this time a Civil war broke out and there is no way Ahinoam the wife of Saul would be the same wife of David or follow him to Philistine.

"27:1 And David said in his heart, I shall now perish one day by the hand of Saul: there is nothing better for me than that I should speedily escape into the land of the Philistines; and Saul shall despair of me, to seek me any more in any coast of Israel: so shall I escape out of his hand.
27:2 And David arose, and he passed over with the six hundred men that were with him unto Achish, the son of Maoch, king of Gath [see Gath of the Philistines]. 27:3 And David dwelt with Achish at Gath, he and his men, every man with his household, even David with his two wives, Ahinoam the Jezreelitess, and Abigail the Carmelitess, Nabal's wife.27:4 And it was told Saul that David was fled to Gath: and he sought no more again for him." (1 Samuel 27:1-4 KJV)

For the singular fact that Ahinoam was married to David before the demise of Saul and followed David to escape from Saul cancels out funny permutation that Ahinoam the wife of Saul was the same wife of David knowing full well the great respect that David had for Saul. He couldn't even kill him when he had the once in a life time to kill him. How much more taking his wife while he King Saul was alive and Jonathan as while. What a parochial conclusion!

Alfa...as much as I appreciate the depth you go deep to sort out issues in the scriptures always have a balance eye and do your research deeply.

One thing with David was that he was very fond of other people's wives. You see, Abigail was Nabal's wife before David took her. Bathsheba was the wife of Uriah before David took her. Infact unmarried maidens seem not to interest david. When unmarried Merab was offered to him, he wasn't interested. He even bandoned his previously unmarried first wife, Michal, who became so frustrated that her father gave her in marriage to another man. It was after Micah married another man that David became again interested in her and fought to get her back. So don't tell me that Ahinoam wasn't someone's wife previously because if so, David wouldn't have looked twice at her.

But let us actually read the bible here, if you permit. What did the bible say?

Fact: Saul had only one wife: Ahinoam. 1 Samuel 14:49-50
Fact: Saul had only one concubine: Rizpah. 2 Samuel 3:7
Fact: A wife and a concubine together forms a plural word that is translated as wives. i.e. one's women.
Fact: God gave Saul's women (wives) to David. 2 Samuel 12:8

All these are from the bible. Are you trying to tell us that the bible is wrong and that you are right?

BlackPeni5: Strong thing...But i want to believe Nigerians are naturally strong. By the grace of God, we'll only have one fatality.

Looks like the derided salt-water treatment is actually working.

We know that jesus did have some weird imaginations but this one must have been caused by lack of sex.

Let the bible speak. I'll highlight for easy reading and better comprehension.


Matthew 25:1-13

1 Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom.

2 And five of them were wise, and five were foolish.

3 They that were foolish took their lamps, and took no oil with them:

4 But the wise took oil in their vessels with their lamps.

5 While the bridegroom tarried, they all slumbered and slept.

6 And at midnight there was a cry made, Behold, the bridegroom cometh; go ye out to meet him.

7 Then all those virgins arose, and trimmed their lamps.

8 And the foolish said unto the wise, Give us of your lubrication; for our lamps have dried out.

9 But the wise answered, saying, Not so; lest there be not enough for us and you: but go ye rather to them that sell, and buy for yourselves.

10 And while they went to buy, the bridegroom came; and they that were ready went in with him to the marriage: and the door was shut.

11 Afterward came also the other virgins, saying, Lord, Lord, open to us.

12 But he answered and said, Verily I say unto you, I know you not.

13 Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh.


I am very happy that there's always enough oil in my wife's lamp whatever hour I decide to come. Thank you jesus.

to a xtian black is white and blue is red. a jealous murdering god is a loving and protective one. whatever.

malvisguy212: david sons were rebellion.if you chose to do evil, it your choice.let me test your knowledge I know you are a satanist, DO YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS?

Maybe you didn't understand my question. I have rephrased it. when Absalom rraped Tamar, what was it foreshadowing?

What do you mean do I believe in jesus? I don't understand that question.

timmy2409: Sooo... you brain is separate from your body?

Explains a lot

Yes, and he can see it. That's how he knows he has one.

malvisguy212: the old testament is full of foreshadowing event, example was abraham sacrifice isaac, that even happen but it picture what God is goin to do to his son jesus on the cross for the sin of the world.

the verse you quote is foreshadowing event of 2thessalonians2:11. what God will do to sinner if they recive not the TRUTH that they will be save God will send them strong delution that they will believe a lie and be condamed.

the bible is so simple to understand but it will take a lifetime to understand THE TRUTH.

And when Absalom rraped Tamar, what was it foreshadowing?

Don't the yorubas know what town planning is? They just build "houses" anywhere and anyhow.

OLAADEGBU: I don't only have a brain I also have a spirit, soul and a body. I'm a tripartite being.

Good. I have none but you are still discussing with me. Makes one wonder what use is your brain.

crown86: The only issue that cast doubt on the identity of Ahinoam the wife of Saul and Ahinoam the Jezreelites, the wife of David is the same wife of Saul could not have given birth to the first son of David. The same mother of Jonathan remember. Jonathan was 42 years old when David who was 15 years old killed Goliath. So it is safe to conclude that Ahinoam the daughter of Ahimaaz wife Saul would be around 62 years. it is therefore difficult it was this same Ahinoam that David married.

Yes, the Bible place priority on Ahinoam as the first wife of David, the Jezreelites but we dont know his father's name. Also, i think is only logical for David to resist marrying the Mother of Michal as you know Michal was later restored to David. While Michal was with the other man Saul gave her to by wicked adviser Doeg to Saul. However, the man did not sleep with Michal.

One thing is sure, if David did a terrible act of Incest, it would be stated in the scripture but it wasn't. Now for the fact the Prophet Nathan said I gave you Saul harems' doesnt confirmed he married all of Saul wife. Also note, the number of wives allowed by King to marry is eighteen according to Rabbi. Deut 17:17 and David had 6.

Where did you get the info that Jonathan was 42 when David was 15? Anyway, that's not the topic of this thread.

I don't think David cared about the ages of the women he slept with. To him, all hole na hole and to do mother and daughter is the fantasy of most men. And those Isrealite kings are very good at realising their fantasies.